/mpg/ - Manspreading General

>>1570341
>>1570345
noice

>>1570347
more daddies please

>>1570339
Why would you choose 'p' for the middle initial....? Wouldn't it be /msg/?

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>>1570368
Manspreading porn general

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hi;)

Nice to see none of you care about women feeling comfortable in public spaces.

>>1570504
Hurr Durr, is it white or black

>>1570541
there is always one! every day when I take the tube to work and often in the evening, too, there will be women applying makeup. that's not something I want to see. also, if anon had any knowledge and/or experience of the London tube he would know that there are women spreaders, too.

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>>1570610
>trying this hard to be /fa/ and wearing the tightest pants you can but still have 0 bulge

>>1570614
agreed lol

>>1570613
Here here !
That also applies in Paris.

>>1570613
Spreading out on the tube is hardly the worst you can do there. I find loud chat to be much more irritating than any sort of spreading.

>>1570375
Amazing calves

>>1570793
The only time I want an officer to use his nightstick on me, so hot. In case I haven't made this clear, he could literally do WHATEVER to make it totally clear he wanted to fuck me, or just pounce on me and actually fuck me, and it would be so ok with me.

>>1570600
Looks like a monster in there!

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:-P

>>1570887
nice

>>1570887
that dude totally takes it up the ass. I mean why else would he wear those jeans in public and go to the gym??

>>1570980
Idk risqué fashion fags, that's not an automatically a dick taker outfit IMO

>>1570886
i love how he looks so dominant and hot despite the young age and... is that fucking blood on his club?!

>>1572831
Yes, 60y.o. dirty faggots proposition me for sex too.

>>1573321
t. Pervert

makes me feeling pervert

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My biggest dream is sitting next to a guy like this on a plane/train, and he starts manspreading and I respond by moving my legs away more and more. Eventually I'm squished into the corner of my seat and he has half my seat's legroom.

Then he looks at me and snickers as he realizes what's going on. As my balls are getting crushed from me squeezing my legs together for hours like a girl, my little dick gets hard knowing I'm doing a faggot's duty of making an alpha guy's life better