This beautiful man.... I hear that French men have the biggest dicks

He sure is a hottie.

I love the guy.

>>1560778
uncut too

I just want to see emmanuel and justin fucking each other in french

If he can get it up for that old hag of his he'd definitely be dtf with young smooth boipuccis

He's also more alpha than Trump

>>1560798
Nah, not really. I'm not a trump fan, but you really have to have small-man-syndrome to try and "make a statement" with a handshake. France will always be inferior to USA, and the idea that he was going to "send a message" is ridiculous. All he did was generate negative publicity for both of them, and anyone who can't see that is a blind partisan.

Also, macron's teeth are fucked up. There are much better looking world leaders.

Oui!
J'aimes les macarons!

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Macron

> Married a woman who molested him
> Teeth like Gollum

No thanks. I'd rather bang this guy.

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Bearded Macron is best Macron

>>1560836
>Teeth like Gollum
His teeth are fine and look healthy you Yanks are just freaks about this shit.

>>1560836
Isn't that Trump Junior?

>married to a woman who molested him
At least we know where his fetish for old women comes from

He looks like a fucking cuck

>>1560944
You dont have to make trump the center of your identity and take attacks against him so personally, just fyi

>>1560836
Wow never really found DT Jr. all that attractive but he looks hot here definitely should keep this look

>>1560953
>implying he doesn't look like one

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There were rumors before the presidential campaign that Brigitte was a cover and Macron had a love affair with Mathieu Gallet, president of Radio France (and ex-toyboy of former Minister of Culture Frédéric Mitterrand thanks to whom he get the job).

A magazine was going to publish photos of them hanging out in January but Macron succeeded to censor the article.

>>1561089
they'd make a beautiful cover. please be true, please be true

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I think he's hot

>>1561176
I love the nice photo shopping they did...

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>>1560778

>>1561176
lol fake

>>1560778
fuck that stupid cuck ass faggot.

>>1561939
Go be a dumb Trump supporter in a place where people won't hate you

I'm glad he won but he doesn't do much for my dick

He got that lefty look in his eyes, not a fan

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>>1561940
I don't hate him.

And Macron isn't hot at all.
>balding
>gappy teeth
>frail little body

Thirsty faggots here.

>>1561089
Yes, except for the fact that Mathieu Gallet has been with his partner for nearly 15 years... so that's just a pile of bullshit :-)

Eew, he is a gerontophile and his wife a pedophile. Weak, wimpy voice, too.

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>I hear that French men have the biggest dicks

Clearly never fucked an Italian
(if we're limiting this to Europe)

>>1560795
lol

>>1563312
that's because of their nigger blood

>>1563332
shut the fuck up idiot

>>1563332
That's Sicilians.

>>1561939
"Cuck" is so over.

>tfw you will never be hate fucked by a frenchman simply for being english

i hate the frogs for denying me this one pleasure

>"we want change"
>vote for a continuation of the last 50 years
They didn't actually want change, did they?

ot I'm surprised by my lack of knowledge on french beauties.

>>1560778
Who is he? name?

>>1560879
God, he is even uglier with a beard

>>1560778
They do as far as as international survey that was done as few years back that was mostly notable because it did not rely on self reporting (I think). But remember that France also has a long history of immigration from Africa and the middle east, so that number might not be indicative of what you'd get from a white Frenchman. Although I've never hooked up with a Frenchman, so maybe it would. Anyone got any experience with that?

>>1560944
That doesn't mean a lot coming from a faggot.

>>1566440
I have hooked up with a frenchman when he visits and he does have a very big dick

so sample size of 1

also apparently the french have no word for foreplay

>>1566440
I have a number of French friends one of whom has what the French call a zob, i.e., big dick. Another has a queuequette, or little dick. As with everywhere else it's luck of the draw, I suppose.

>>1560778
i hooked up with a french canadian in toronto and his dick was ridiculous. never seen anything like it before or since.

>>1563396
The majority wanted change, the 23% or so who voted macron didn't and were just obeying their TV overlords and won by a 3% or so margin.

>>1566440
I'm french so I guess I have experience with that. I'd say so far the average of the (french) dicks I've seen is around 17cm. But it's a relatively small sample size since I'm not a giant slut/voyeur and I'm not 50. I'm under the impression the younger generations are getting bigger and bigger dicks and the average in "studies" is brought down a lot by older generations to be honest. I have seen a grand total of 2 dicks around 15cm in people my age or younger and the rest including mine 17 to 21. Might just be coincidence.
Funnily enough the only sandnigger I hooked up with had the smallest one I've seen yet, I've only been with/seen caucasians dicks otherwise.

>>1566471
>also apparently the french have no word for foreplay
We do actually

>>1560778
French dicks are average statistically.

>>1568528
No, they are bigger than most, statistically.

>>1568531
If you consider .16 inches bigger than the mean, sure. (Average is 5.3" in recent studies.)

>thread clearly about big french dicks being posted or at the very least more macron
>literally just a bunch of babies whining about politics and actual dick sizes
JANNY DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

>>1568536
How about you post would you want to see and let others post what they want to see and hear instead of criticizing the direction that the thread has naturally taken.

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>>1568528
>>1568531
[spoiler]daily reminder statistics change wildly depending on different factors and how they are calculated
daily reminder very small/microdicks completely wreck the average while huge dicks are usually just a few centimeters above what is considered a decently big dick so logically there should be more dicks above average than under
daily reminder I have yet to see a dick under average and trust me I'm looking[/spoiler]

>>1568539
Do you know what, you're right, I trust your anecdotal experience over the scientifically collected data because God knows personal opinions aren't subject to inaccuracies the way that stats are.

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>>1568541
Daily reminder only being able to read the last sentence of a post and magically deciding that's the whole point of it is a disease and you should get it checked. I'm sure you're pissed because of your small dick but truly anon it's not the end of the world.
Here, have some random french dick from one of my folders to calm your nerves.

>>1568541
Sorry I'm just feeling sassy today, maybe you have seen a lot of larger French dicks but my point still stands. stats, as much as they can be presented in a certain light to make a point, are usually much more accurate than personal experience. And also, there was a recent study that said most women misremember dicks to be larger than they actually are, so throw that into your account

>>1568544
Why do they always pull out the small dick insults like its the end all for any time they're wrong, you're like an trailer trash woman. I read your whole comment and addressed it adequately, don't get triggered when people make you feel stupid

>>1568539
Also that daily reminder thing and spoiler thing is maybe the cringest thing I've ever seen, how you even feel comfortable coming back to this board after posting that I don't know.

>>1568545
You don't ask women to make a study of the average dick size. By the way, stats say the french have bigger dicks on average anyway.

>>1568546
Vehemently defending small averages is only seen in people with small dicks, might be why. Only the last sentence was adressed as if it was the point of the post, when the picture and the two first sentences actually were.

>>1568544
Daily reminder: people calling you stupid on 4chan doesn't mean they're angry, it usually just means you said something stupid. Spoiler: especially when you make points like "stats change daily, so listen to me and my few experiences instead."

>>1568547
[spoiler]oh boy he fucked up one spoiler on an anonymous chinese weaving website so cringy :^)[/spoiler]

>>1568548
Defending small dicks? Do you know how to read and understand what you've read? Are you confused? Are you ok? Everyone said French dicks were massice so I googled it and found out that wasn't the case and reported it here, and now you're railing about defending small dicks lol how embarrassing.

>>1568549
>stats change daily, so listen to me and my few experiences instead.
I guess I'm supposed to call you stupid because you just made a brand new retarded point that's nowhere to be seen in the original post then, that will sure improve the lives of everyone here

>>1568552
The irony in this comment is sickening.

>>1568553
Thanks, I try my best.

>>1568554
To be toxic and dumb and come off like a troll and you make invalid points? Congrats.. Look back at how this started lol and you'll see why I'm so embarrassed for you. Daily reminder: French dicks are average statistically. Spoiler: 5.3 is average.

>>1568555
Bigger than average. See picture above.
Maybe you should stop complaining and start posting french dicks.

>>1568556
Oof you're pedantic, yes it's crazy how I could think that 5.3 inches is even close to average not big. you must be so intolerable IRL. Do you sperg every time someone corrects you in real life too?

>>1568556
Also, stop complaining, LOL. Says the dude who went on a multiple comment Bitch – fest after I plainly stated and proved that French dicks are average. I'm interested just watching you go at this point. This is clearly about you and your ego and not French dicks

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>>1568560
5.3 inches is laughable unless it's a study for the size of flaccid penises. Do you live in china or something to actually believe this is the average in europe? Still not seeing you post dicks on this porn board.

>>1568561
You didn't prove anything, you're literally just insisting french dicks are a specific size, that's it. I can do the same.

>>1568564
Do you really think I just pulled that number out of nowhere? Take 10 seconds to Google and you'll see Im right, the fact that you haven't done that yet shows me this is clearly just about you and what you think, and not about what's actually right. I'm sorry about you and your tiny French dick, but don't take it out on people who don't feel like going along with bullshit.

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>>1568565
Let me make it clearer for you. That means 16cm. 16cm is around 6.3 inches. That's the french average. The study you pulled out of your ass is just as valid as this study pulled out of someone else's ass. The difference is I've never, ever seen a dick as small as you claim the AVERAGE to be, and I've seen many dicks. While I've seen plenty of dicks around 15-16cm and everyone calls them average. If you claim to have a big dick here it usually means 18+ (or that you're lying to attract size queens while being average).
Thanks for your concern about my dick but it's way above both your korean average and the french one, not like I use it anyway since I prefer bottoming.
I'll leave you to your fantasy world so we can stop shitposting this thread to the top with no real porn. Night fag

>>1568569
You're kidding. You have to be kidding.
>5.3 inches
You literally said 5.3 inches in your last comment, you can't even remember the number. Wow. Seriously though.

And you claim the study was pulled out of your ass, but the things you're saying aren't. Please never get in a serious debate lol.

>>1568569
Because I guess this is just way too complicated and difficult to understand for you, all that french smegma in the brain. Here let me help you out:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9577113/British-men-more-well-endowed-than-French...but-smaller-than-Germans.html

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, dismiss the study as "inaccurate" all you want while you cling to personal experience. This is so sad actually.

>>1568569
>calls someone out for living in a fantasy world
>calls statistics bullshit even when they're quoted at them and uses his own ideas instead
I forget how often people project like this

I'm french and I can confirm :
>-13 small
>14-18 normal
>19+ big
So yeah the american average is small to us

>>1568575
>>1568574
>>1568571
>my statistics is better than your statistics because I said so!
You can find studies all over the internet contradicting themselves, kill yourself instead of defending your small-dicked country so hard so we can go back to posting porn.

>>1568715
>so wrong and triggered tells other people to kill themselves when someone proves something as minor as your countries dicks are smaller
Fcking pathetic m8, UK dicks are bigger get over it

>>1568776
>angry anglo shitposts on porn board to feel better about his small dick and the entire world now considering his country irrelevant

>>1568780
Lol, fucking insane, I just wanted to post to let you know how pathetic and desperate you sound and how obviously wrong you appear to everyone else but you, I don't give a rats ass about stats, although it is nice shitting on the arrogant French now and again

And the French wonder why the whole world thinks they're arrogant pricks...

French and English in a dick contest... AGAIN...

>>1568784
I'm not french