Chris Pratt thread

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Shower scene from Passengers. Wanna bite that ass cheek!

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>>1553968

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I can't tell if I like him better fit or chubby so here he is musclefat

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>>1554045
I prefer him fit because then he won't die of cardiac arrest while fucking me.

He was perfect in Passengers with that beard.

Here is a bit of a bulge in grey sweats.

*swoon*

Hollywood rumour-mill suggests that Anna Faris is a beard and he is a closeted pirate and plunderer of tight, hairless, twink butts. I sincerely hope so!

>>1554046
You want him to be closeted and cheating on his wife? Why? It's not like you'd end up being one of the twink butts he'd plunder.

I'd rather think he's a good, earnest person in addition to his hunky exterior.

>>1554046
>Hollywood rumour-mill suggests that Anna Faris is a beard and he is a closeted pirate and plunderer of tight, hairless, twink butts. I sincerely hope so!
Desperate gays say this about every actor that they have a pathetic crush/obsession on

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>>1554046
>Hollywood rumour-mill suggests that Anna Faris is a beard and he is a closeted pirate and plunderer of tight, hairless, twink butts. I sincerely hope so!

Shit, this got me rock HARD

>>1554095
>cheating on his wife

"Beard" means the marriage is a sham.
She is most likely lesbian and it is a marriage of convenience.
There is no "cheating"

>>1553970
when i meet chris pratt, this will happen

Chub Pratt is the only Pratt that matters desu

>>1554169
Beard doesn't imply the woman knows. Why would you say she's probably a lesbian? She was married to a different guy in the past and she has a kid with Pratt.

It's just wishful thinking. You can fap to him without being so weird.

I know his family and have met him twice. He is a total goober. Probably bi. Seemed bi.

>>1554190
no don't spray orange diarrhea on him why would you do that

>>1554228
>seemed bi
What does this even mean?

I fully endorse this thread as long as we can get through without a 'fat' vs 'fit' war. They're both hot. We can enjoy each in this thread.

>>1554095
I like Chris Pratt and Anna Faris too much for me to wish anything ill to their marriage.

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those eyes

>>1554285
Seemed like he might like both men and women, some guys give off those vibes when around other men, don't overthink it

>>1554319
A tad shopped there but still hot nonetheless

>>1555105
Damn son, what a package!

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i miss his belly!

>>1553968
Is this the only shirtless scene in the new GoTG? Disappointing desu.

>>1555157
It's pretty long. Basically, he takes off his shirt and throws it across the room. His pecs move and squeeze into his arms a bit. Then he puts that tight ass blue shirt he wears for most of the movie, but he does the whole 'slowly peeling down the shirt as every chest and abs flexes'.

It was enjoyable. Brief, but enjoyable. May have been the only shirtless scene, but 90% of the movie has him wearing tight thigh and chest hugging clothes.