Guys you are currently crushing on

My old 8th grade teacher

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>>1547766
Forgot photo

>>1547768
He would have made it hard to concentrate, I imagine.

>>1547733
>cant wait to hookup
Hope he moves away without telling you, anon.

7/10 Eurotrash, Next

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Only picture I have of him on my phone, he got a cut while working. Fuck, he's amazing but unfortunately straight.

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>>1547911
>he's amazing but unfortunately straight.
You were born to suffer, faggot.

The cutest kid keeps coming into my work
But of a bear but really nice, really sweet
I'm bi and usually don't get romantic with guys but I could totally fall in love with this dude
I just want to sit on his lap and watch tv

>>1548042

Man, you're a toxic, unpleasant person.

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>>1547733
is he really your type anon? a bit too femme/nerdy for me, and not in the good way

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>>1548058
Thanks! That compliment made my day.
Does your straight friend ever compliment you?

>>1548060
Yeah, going on just the first picture, I was jealous of you.
Not any more though, anon. Good luck you two crazy queens! Which one of you will be the bride?

>>1548054
>I'm bi and usually don't get romantic with guys
Right because men are just disposable, am I right? Biscum are so revolting.

>>1548060
thanks for the reminder not to post anyone I actually am acquainted with because they will immediately be doxxed.

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>>1548068
Ain't that a shame? What did you think was going to happen?

>>1548065
Well that's mean
It's almost like different people like different things
Whouda thought

>>1548090
>It's almost like different people like different things
More like some people will take what they can get.

>>1548090
People are exceptionally shitty here, it's where a lot of people come to just be the worst so I wouldn't take any opinions you get too seriously

>>1548093
>>1548092
Case in point

>>1548093
A board of gay men drooling over men they'll never get and who'd never want them, and you act like it isn't clear people here wouldn't be the worst.

>>1548097
There are plenty of other places with the exact criteria you described that aren't even close to shitty as this place is. It's people like you, not this herp derp porn board, you just feel better about the shittiness because you think everyone else is doing it, and you're not totally wrong

>>1548100
How insightful? You self-righteous little fucking gnat, don't twist your knickers over a two-bit image board of worthless perverts. Besides, I don't feel good about the general shittiness, anon, because that takes the spotlight away from how mean I am. Surely, a clever boi like you could've guessed that.

>>1548104
>You self-righteous little fucking gnat, don't twist your knickers over a two-bit image board of worthless perverts.
Sounds like you're doing exactly that, angry someone can see through your bullshit? You wear your toxicity on your sleeve like its something to be proud of but youre no more clever or interesting than 1000 of the other pathetic trolls around here

>>1548064

I'm not the guy with the straight friend.

I'm just a bystander who fed a troll, for some reason.

>>1548109
You're allowed to feed a troll for a couple posts IMO because sometimes it's not a troll it's just someone being stupid, it's if you keep going and going though, that's where it gets to be a problem

>>1548108
>toxicity
tumblr detected
>angry someone can see through your bullshit?
Nope! In fact, I wish someone would—save me from myself, anon!—but so far nobody has. :(

>>1548110
>it's if you keep going and going though
You mean like:
>>1548108
>>1548100
>>1548095
Way to be a retard, anon. Don't feed the troll.

>>1548111
>Nope! In fact, I wish someone would—save me from myself, anon!—but so far nobody has. :(
I know nothing about you but I do know that this isn't the way to go about that, 4chan isn't healthy for anyone desu. Toxicity is a common internet word btw dont brand anything you dont like as tumblr, that cliche has gotten beyond old here

>>1548112
True I'm breaking my own rule but I know he's a troll and I think I'm having more fun than he is

>>1548113
Oh spare me the goody-goody bullshit, anon.
I'm not the problem here, it's people like you. People like you who think giving 4chan a moral facelift is possible and desirable.
How stupid do you have to be to come onto a site notorious for its "toxicity," a common tumblr buzzword, the go-to term of the sensitive and distressed, and be appalled when its users behave accordingly?
Clutch your pearls a little tighter and choke, faggot.

>>1548117
Ah he's gone full troll mode, I thought I had a real person for a second there. Well I'll leave you to it, have fun with your day

>>1548119
>I thought I had a real person for a second there.
Don't go reusing goodbyes from your dates, anon, unless you attribute the quotation.

>>1548120
Oof, one last note, you're nowhere near as witty as you think you are. I feel this one will help you IRL too

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>>1548121
Of course I appreciate the advice, hoss. But why feel compelled to tell me?

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Justin Brody is my porn husbando.

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>>1547768
Got my own to crush on here

>>1548494
>takes creepshot of another man to cherish in private
That's gay
>posts creepshot online without that man's knowledge
That's disgusting

Tell him you're crushing on him, anon. He looks really sweet.

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My friend. Im sure he's bi. He hasn't had a gf in ages, he asks about my love life when all of my other friends know im gay but they never ask and I know he wears briefs because I can see the vpl through his trousers. I dont know a straight guy that wears briefs. I want him to suck my cock

>>1550498
>Im sure he's bi. He hasn't had a gf in ages
You haven't had a bf ever, anon. Are you sure you're gay?

>>1548296
Nope, I called dibs first

>>1550514
I've had a few boyfriends and yeah its a stretch but wishful thinking

>>1550534
Calling your molester uncle a boyfriend is a stretch.

>>1550538
Lol jesus christ. 4chan is brutal

>>1550534
My apologies, our resident troll is awfully bitter, autism filled, and sassy, let him tell his shitty jokes and do your best to ignore him and post w/e you want

>>1550546
>do your best to ignore him
Then why are you talking about me, eh? Lead by example, bitch.

>>1550566
What do you have against this thread?

>>1550567
Your participation in it, for a start.

>>1548296
Would you believe me If i said we hooked up

>>1550578
nope

>>1550498
What are your thoughts about it? Or about him?

>>1550582
He's ugly but I'll take what I can get.

>>1550593
Fair comment hes plain looking wouldn't say ugly but hes got a good heart and is kind

>>1550609
>hes got a good heart and is kind
Oh, anon, I'm getting so hard just thinking about his naked kindness. KEK

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This qt

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And this guy too

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>>1550580
Damn I had the story too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>1550611
Haha point taken but this is a crush thread not a hot guy you wanna fuck thread. He might have a small dick but I've still got a crush on him.

>>1550617
>I've still got a crush on him.
You're kind of a loser, huh?

>>1550621
A massive loser with a 7 inch cock I want to put in his ass and mouth and glaze his face in cum

>>1550623
It's not an accurate measurement if you get your mom to read the ruler for you.

>>1550625
Well if my mums anything its generous so she might have added more inches

>>1550545
I think that's what I like and hate the most in this imageboard

>>1550578
Give some background into this if you want your claim to be somewhat credible.

>>1548065

>Right because men are just disposable, am I right? Biscum are so revolting.

They really are. It wouldn't be quite so offensive that they're literally exploiting vulnerabilities if they didn't then turn around and posture as victims of discrimination when people call them on it.

Never date a bisexual. Nothing good will ever come of it. There is no such thing as a real bisexual anyway -- they're just horn dogs looking to use and abuse any hole they can catch. They will not stay with you. They will cheat on you. And they won't feel guilty about it. Meanwhile, they'll emotionally abuse you for having the audacity to want a normal, healthy, exclusive relationship with them.

>>1550578
Provide some credibility to your claims

>>1552200
The only "bisexuals" I've ever encountered are straight girls who want to seem open-minded and adventurous, or gay guys dipping a toe in the water before jumping in. If there is a third type, they must be as rare as unicorns.

>>1552200
can confirm am bi. legit feel like im just a horny sociopath sometimes.

>>1552618
t. Bitter gayfag

sounds hot to me

>>1552200
i love horn dogs

>>1552200
Who ask more than some occasional bi guys for a good fuck? You must be very uggly to not see the opportunity...

>>1547733
his eyes are too far apart and there's something wrong with his mouth

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Been trying to find source on this guy for a while now, no idea who still

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he looks like he can suck cock good.

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Old friend

>>1552724
damn that's cute

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I see him at the office. Married, but damn he's pretty.

>>1552962
This is a serious thread, not for insulting your roommate.

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>>1553130
>received
As if he's been sending these to you.

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This cutie with a booty i went to college with

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>>1553412

>>1553412
forget the booty, i want to see more of that hot shirtless chest

>>1553108
oh god, more? i feel like he's got a twinkish body

>>1553395
Nah not to me, to my friend

>>1553413
more pics of him in football gear pls

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>>1553528

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>>1553427

>>1553775
>>1553776
so hot, did you interact with him much, what was he like?

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>>1553412
>>1553413
>>1553775
>>1553776
What a STUD!

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Zack Acland

>>1554157
sorry about side way pic

>>1554158
You might as well apologize for posting that at all.

>>1554122
lol this gif

>>1550566
At least you aren't a tripfag

>>1552962
He looks a bit like private pile

>>1554288
Is that a recommendation?

>>1554120
I had a couple of classes with him and he seemed like a pretty good guy, but kinda full of himself

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So the owner of the Westgate Resorts has a pretty cute son. There is also a documentary on netflix about their family called Queen of Versailles. A nice little bod and he has money.

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>>1554815
Sadly he is banging some chick. His insta is siegel.out

>>1552724
Gonna second that search for a source. Looks a lil bit like flaxxish

>>1552200
>>1552396
>>1552695

>LGBT """"community"""""

I only wish people saw your true colors.

>>1554845
You do realize you're on a porn board, on fucking 4Chan of all places? This is not where the LGBT community goes for hugs and support.

But anything to confirm your bias, amiright?

>>1554845
There is a lot of biphobia in the world in general and in the LGBT community in particular. Nothing new here. Did you not know that?

Same goes for transphobia by the way.

>>1548494
Looks a bit like the rugby player Paul O'Connell.

>>1554817
He's not all that cute.

My crush is this hottie at my gym, I've gotten acquainted with. Fun fact: we COINCIDENTALLY share the same name (!)
There's not many dudes who say "hi" at my gym. And me and him have had a handful of friendly chats and I found him surprisingly friendly and approachable, given how he looks really intimidating when in his 'zone' during his workouts. He goes pretty heavy at the gym!
We share similar interests in terms of health & fitness. I've been gymin' it for about 3 years. He's been for ~10. And though he's shorter, he looks bigger, and, def lifts heavier than me!

Once I thought he was checking my shoulders, but dismissed the thought. And though I feel we kinda connected in couple of times we chatted, but I've been ridiculously wrong about this shit before, barking at the wrong tree and shit, so beyond inviting him to the beach one random day, which he declined (alleging his skin is susceptible to sunburns!), I haven't made any move.

Fast forward to present
Where I haven't seen him for weeks. Wondering how he is going.

AND, recently, this new Scruff profile with his name and pic recently surfaced on Scruff.
There's one catch: The Scruff profile doesn't match the age, height and distance I would guestimate.
I've 'woof'd' him and there's been no reply.

I live in Perth, aka the most isolated major city in the globe. It's pretty tough to meet decent mature gays here. I've been single for years now and fcuk'n dying for a decent dude for keeps now. Been meeting nothing but jerks and timewasters on dating apps for about 2 years now.

You guys gotta help me out here! I feel the need to do something here. But I fear my mind is my worst enemy when there's attraction involved.

HOW THE FCUK should I play this out, /hm/?

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Too bad he's straight.

>>1556175
>we COINCIDENTALLY share the same name (!)
That's not so uncommon in English isn't it? Lemme guess Jeff and Jeff, or Joe and Joe, or Dave and Dave.
>There's not many dudes who say "hi" at my gym
i thought Aussies were friendly

anyway if he isn't interested in spending time with you, doesn't come back to the gym, and doesn't reply to your message, the signal that he's not interested in you is clear.

Better move on. Perth is a large city.

Yeh nah, Perth is not as large as you might think, mate.

>That's not so uncommon in English isn't it?
Granted, my name is not uncommon, but having to use my name to call a dude I am keen on is a first for me. It's just a fun little fact.

>There's not many dudes who say "hi" at my gym
> i thought Aussies were friendly
Perth is a different sort of breed, but I digress, I was referring to the guys at my gym. Not the whole of Australia.

>>1556194
>anyway if he isn't interested in spending time with you, doesn't come back to the gym, and doesn't reply to your message, the signal that he's not interested in you is clear.
Annnd your point is made.
Thank you, Anon.

>>1556175
Try cat fishing him then you will get to understand what his interests are both physically and in terms of personality.

>>1556512
There DO seem to be a lot of fake profiles on that thing.
I don't think I have the same knack that some of the weirdos on that App do. Just not sure I can pull it off.
:-/

I have been wondering if his profile is a fake itself. For instance: I'm 6ft4, and he's around 6ft2, me thinks, but def not 5ft7, which is what the profile says. Also, the distance thing, I am within a 3km radius of the gym. His profile is constantly on 10+ kms.
He might have moved gyms?
Which would just be my kind of luck.,,

The photo and name are def his, though.
The profile popped up around the same time we had a really nice convo, too. Which is why I am finding it all particularly intriguing...

>>1556517
>I don't think I have the same knack that some of the weirdos on that App do. Just not sure I can pull it off.
You're willing to post about him here, you creepy bogan fuckwit, why can't you catfish him?
>You guys gotta help me out here! I feel the need to do something here. But I fear my mind is my worst enemy when there's attraction involved.
I say overthink it, act awkwardly and ruin your chances of making it work. You've had a whole day as of my writing this, and I'm sure you've already made good headway on that, naturally.

>>1555300
Knowing he comes from money helps

>>1556859
wtf I love money now

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this guy studies in the same university i do
i want him to literally destroy my ass

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genie gene

>>1557124
what a fucking daddy material. Where should I sign up to be his cumslut?

>>1557150
he is on grindr, but i'm too shy to talk to him lol