Everything Food and Sex related
Doughnut party
>>1547391
every time I go grocery shopping I cant help but look at the cucumbers and get slightly aroused..knowing how good they feel and how so many seem to be the perfect size for a toy...
>>1547421
>shitdick
One time I saw a porn where a guy came in another guy's ass. His ass was leaking cum, so they let it drip down onto a cookie. Then one of them ate the cookie and said "That's the best goddamn cookie I've ever had in my life." It was weird and someone was showing it to me to try and get me in the mood. It did not work. I went home.
>>1547421
thats my fav guy from that site. "Potter"
>>1547458
Put a rubber on one and give it a try.
It's always working for me!
>>1547385
He no like
The banana
Angry
Cat no banana
>>1548657
of course it's danny d
>>1548643
Wouldn't it be more humiliating to force him eat my cum?
>>1548540
Top fucking kek
Goddamnit
Now im hungry AND horny
Pizza party?
>>1547601
oh I have! thats why I have a sly, knowing smile when I see them - not only do they taste good but they fuck me so good too...I love to fondle them and look them over wondering if the woman next to me knows I am going to fuck myself with such a perfect toy...
>>1548655
Fuck...ill have that every morning shit thats hot
>>1548667
I hope he cums in it
This is fun i just start to prectice bjs with a banana...gaging all the time lol but i can almost go deep hahaha
>>1547394
lol
>>1548964
have fun literally choking