French Election - Send french porn!

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>More Macron

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>Disappointed that I can't find a decent french porn

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>Also please no political debate

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>>1541315
Macron a cute. Also he's probably gay, or at least bi.

>>1541326
I know right? But not even 1 shirtless photo of him

>>1541315
I hope they will elect him, so we will see more of him

Macron can govern my asshole forever
So fucking handsome

Leo Helios is the most handsome porn actor ive ever seen

https://fr.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2103897541

the only french guy i fucked with had major cheese issues

Il gagnera il baisse la France en profondeur

>>1541592
>muh francaise

If he wins he will fuck France deeply?

>>1541411
>>1541568
Thanks for this!

>>1541583
Was he hot? Pics?

>My opinion about the election
Macron and Le Pen will fight on Phase 2
Le Pen would win but Macron still has a chance

Vive Macron

>>1541315
Fils de pute a french gay porn thread and you haven't posted anything about Cadinot?
https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph558440f229e2f
>>1541685
ahmed surely will

>>1541979
Le Pen will win, Le Pen is mightier than Le Macaron

>>1541979
You have that backwards. Le Pen still has a chance - a long shot though. Macron came out on top.

>>1542010
No she won't. She and her entire family are hated beyond belief. The French will stomp her out just like they did her father 15 years ago.

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>>1541326
He's married, with a woman

Anyway I would fuck young Macron's boipucci desu

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Ufffft, if I was his teacher, I'd have taken him off the market too

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>>1541318
Beard macron is best macron

Young and dynamic... The best argument ever to hire someone to the suprem function ... My people is really stupid... Nuke us USA, please...

>>1541315
throw this fuckhead back to its container, the ovens of /pol/!

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>>1542237
Pol would gas you too, fags

>>1541984
*Le Penis

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>>1542169
More shots of young Macron

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>>1542249
>Pol would gas you too, fags
Macron's immigrants prefer throwing people of the roof. Actually, they castrated hostages when they tortured them to death in Paris - the women were raped with knives - something that Macron called the French way of life and he said that the French should learn to live with it.
P.S. Are you one of the guys who said that Trump/Pence would put gay people in camps?

>>1543429
Here's another one.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4438296/At-age-17-Emmanuel-told-d-marry-me.html

>>1543445
He kisses his then-40 yo teacher who had sex with him and is now his wife. She is divorced and her three kids are roughly as old as he is.

He is supposed to be the ideal President of France because his dream is to get raped by Angela Merkel.

>>1542161
>He's married, with a woman
She's 64. She's a fag hag at best.

>>1542237
>>1542249
>>1543445
/pol/ in MY /hm/? It's more likely than you think.

>>1543447
Nah. I would have believed it. But he does seem to genuinely love her.

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>>1541315
Interesting man with interesting ideas, unheard of in history.

>>1543445

>they castrated hostages when they tortured them to death
Absolute horseshit rumour spread by Louise Mensch. There is zero evidence for it, I'm sure you can read French since you love commentating on France:
http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2016/07/18/non-il-n-y-a-aucune-preuve-de-tortures-au-bataclan_4971370_4355770.html

>He said that the French should learn to live with it
That was Manuel Valls you idiot

>Macron's immigrants prefer throwing people of the roof
More bullshit. The rapidly shrinking territory held by ISIS is the only place where this happens.

>Implying it's wrong for someone to marry a person 23 years their senior.
>Has no problem with The Don heaving his flabby, bloated mass onto Melania, 23 years his junior, and riding her like a Shetland pony every weekend.

>>1543652
If you're looking for a parallel to Vichy France, look to the party founded by ex-Nazi collaborators.

Isn't Ericvideos french? They do a lot of bareback scenes and fetish scenes. Shit's pretty cash in my book.

>>1544301
Actually, right after that cute police officer was killed, he said french people should earn to live with terrorism. Marine has more balls than him and any of the other candidates combined.

>>1544445
*should learn

>>1541315
>please post french porn

a few face pics of some old politician

this thread sucks

you should all be ashamed

>>1544445
He is at least being honest. I would want my politician to find a solution to terrorism, but no one seems to have the clear plan to solve it completely. And definitely not that stupid neo-nazi le pen, who will claim that she has found the right answer with her hateful policies

https://www.xvideos.com/video2151368/french_teen_boy_suck_and_swallow_

>>1545020
That floppy dick at the start of the video looks so sad (also, terrible dirty talk)

France is not a large producer and exporter of gay porn. We're not California.

A straight friend told me that "Jacquie et Michel", the most popular porn studio among the young and straight (they even have a beer brand) also make some gay porn, but all I could find was a livecam site with mostly EU camwhores.

I think he meant lesbian porn. Straights, sigh.

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/432833/sleek-bold-french-boys

It's a porn threat and we're talking politics! Doesn't anyone have anything from Cadinot?

>>1544445
The gay policeman that was killed recently, Xavier Jugelé? I can't find Emmanuel Macron saying any such thing. Again, you might be confusing him with what Manuel Valls said, and even then it was misconstrued -- e.g. stuff like "Terrorism is the price we pay of living free" is often quoted, it doesn't mean we get used to it, it means people will always want to kill us but we shouldn't lose out shit because that's exactly what they want. No problem with that.

And speaking of bullshit responses to terrorism, remind me what Marine Le Pen's dad and current honorary President of her party said about the gay policeman's funeral? Hint: he hates gay people.

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>>1544445
>>1545002
I repeat for the benefit of Trumpists that just realised France exists, that this quote is from Valls not Macron (two different people):

>"Times have changed, and France is going to >have to live with terrorism, and we must face this >together and show our collective sang-froid. >France is a great country and a great democracy >and we will not allow ourselves to be destabilized."

The longer quote makes clear the intention behind it, that these are fighting words not words of surrender.

But once again, this is from Manuel Valls who is NOT the one running against Marine Le Pen.

Pic is of the God-emperor Emmanuel Macron, to be President soon. Learn his face, and his name.

>>1545381
>The gay policeman that was killed recently, Xavier Jugelé?
Yes. He said it, look it up.

I want to stick my cock in his mouth so badly

>>1542010
Fuck the pen. Macaron = tasty af

>>1542161
>boipucci
"Boy poochy"

>>1543429
I'll take 1, 3, and 4 from the front row, and 5 from the back, thank you.

>>1543652
You could say the same about Le Pan

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Macron is rumored to have an affair (if his wife doesn't know that is) with pic related. The Russian needs to step up their game and leak their sex tape

>>1547579
then again, he is also 'rumored' to have an offshore bank account without any proof whatsoever

I call BS

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>>1547579
You Americans are fucking hilarious. Not only have you not realised that Le Pen has no chance, but you morons keep thinking that there's even one person in France who cares about their politicians' sex lives.

Keep your repressed, puritan bullshit to yourselves.

>>1541315
You can't find french porn really ?

Just type eric videos or Jordan fox anywhere

>>1547910
Not an American nor French and I could care less about the election (I support Macron though). Regardless of the truth of the rumor, I think they both look good together.

>>1547984
>I could care less
>Not an American

>>1547913
Jordon Fox is fucking hot. Love his videos.

>>1547984
The phrase is "couldn't care less," as in you care so little it couldn't go lower.

>>1548076
Common usage biotch

>>1548142
yeah, but it doesn't make sense.
"could care less" implies you care and i'm pretty sure you don't.

>>1547910
>you morons keep thinking that there's even one person in France who cares about their politicians' sex lives
That is very true indeed, we don't give a flying fuck
Some tabloids try to use their love life and affairs from time to time, but whatever hype they create is falls down fast like a cheese soufflé, cf. our soon-to-be-former president's affair for instance

This entire thread is why porn and politics should stay separate

Macronxtrudeau porn when?

>>1549262
Should sticky this to the front page

>>1549262
Isn't there a ship between us and /pol/ though?
To their highest discontent, too.

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Finally - a politician I can agree with. He also puts his money where is mouth is and walked on the stage to the Ode to Joy, a fantastic piece of German art. Best Prussian Prime Minister ever.

Any links to some of those hotter artsy French movies where guys get comlpetely naked because "muh art"? I remember seeing one years ago with 3 hot guys and a chick naked next to a lake for a long scene, the guys were hot as fuck and I went diamonds instantly. If anyone can link that or something similar pls do

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>>1550653
Fake news. Full quote: "French culture doesn’t exist in and of itself; there is no such thing as a single French culture. There is culture in France and it is diverse”

He was responding to the idea from fascists that French culture stopped evolving after 19th/20th Century.

Also, on stage both Ode to Joy and the French national anthem was played. Ode to Joy, is the EU anthem, and represents the fact that France is a founding member of the EU. It was selected because it's a stunningly beautiful piece of music, that represents Europe's shared cultural heritage.

>Tl;dr: The French are not narrow-minded fucks like the Americans

R.I.P France

>>1550935
RIP you idiot.

>>1550935
>le trump memer thinks france is now somehow worse off without a crazed, overly tanned, bleached blonde fascist leader
Lmao

This is one of my favorite videos
http://m.eegay.com/video/704-la-complicite-de-tybo-et-afanasiy

>>1550744
I wouldn't say Americans are narrow minded fucks and the French are these enlightened people, the ratios are just off. La pen got 35% which was the highest ever for that alt right party in France, they have their share of stupid, xenophobic hicks too, we just have more of them.

*cough*
>>1550935

>>1550959
Oh I agree, and certainly the fact that a majority of Americans didn't support Trump in November, and continue to reject him, proves that.

I was more responding to the idea that playing Ode to Joy, a German piece of music, at a French rally makes him unpatriotic or as he put it, a "Prussian Prime Minister" like John Kerry getting savaged in 2004 for knowing how to speak French.

Actually, hang on. Maybe it was a Britfag. Prime Minister? lol.

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>>1550653
The Whole quote from which Trumptards deliberately misquoted him:

"Our culture can no longer wall itself away from other cultures, as if under voluntary house arrest. We would not have the multiplicity of cultures, this amazing French cultural richness, which exists, by seeking to deny parts of it. French culture doesn’t exist in and of itself; *there is no such thing as a single French culture*. There is culture in France and it is diverse and multiple. And I will not exclude from this culture, certain authors or musicians or artists, on the pretext that they supposedly come from elsewhere."

Béarnaise Sauce: http://www.liberation.fr/elections-presidentielle-legislatives-2017/2017/03/14/macron-et-l-offense-a-la-culture-francaise-l-argument-qui-federe-lr-et-le-fn_1553907

>>1550938
that's the wife you idiot

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>>1550682
Try this, it's recent and reportedly good

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>>1551317

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Here is some French porn for you guys -- just some guy facefucking his friend or boyfriend to the sound of a panel discussion about Africa on France 24, an international news network. It's French cause it's cultured!

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/609285/fuck-my-buddies-hot-slut

>>1552740

(I've even translated the panel discussion for you guys, as I know you're all dying to know more about African economics:)

INTERVIEWER: ... a reporter that you know from France 24, a specialist of Africa, and the author of "Looking Straight at Africa", [indiscernible] and the representative of the Pan-African News Agency. Good evening to the three of you. We're going to start with a question that you might find strange, but perhaps it's not so fun: is the FIFA World Cup in Africa a veneer that masks poverty?

PARTICIPANT 1: We should not minimize the impact of what has been a planning and branding success. A large country in southern Africa [indiscernible] has proven its ability to methodically manage and organize a global-size event, while ensuring the security of the audience and the teams. This is not insignificant. The problem is that we cannot extrapolate the successful adventure of the South-African case to the rest of the challenges that the continent faces today.

INTERVIEWER: Because South Africa is not representative of the African continent, isn't it?

PARTICIPANT 1: Some say that South Africa is not Africa, indeed. But still, it kinda is: geographically of course, but it is also a driving force, the first investor in the continent, with companies that now have subsidiaries in three, four, six other countries on the Black Continent. But it is true that [end of video]