Gay Military stories

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All I have for now

Nothing sexy happens in basic. Nothing. You are too fucking tired to even jack off.

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>>1528796

But that's the only time you get to shower as a group, right? After that people live in private apartments?

>2013 join Aussie military
>Going through basic shits boring but pretty easy
>No one really knew i was gay but there was one dude everyone knew was gay total flamer
>Use to have my shower late as fuck normally alone but this dude walks in when im half way through
>Normal head nod keep doing my thing
>Im about to get out he comes over and grabs me
>hadnt got laid in awhile so yeah cool
>Jacks me off making out blowjobs normal stuff
>Then he bends over agasint the wall
>he was tight as fuck
>Cum clean up and go back to my room
>Fucked him at least twice a week for the rest of basic

Any Finnish conscripts? I have heard that is the gayest military service.

>>1530878
Shit, in Finland you got to stay warm somehow.

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Don't know how to post green so fuck it.

>2016, in Marine corps
>detachment to 29 palms
>nothing but sand and boredom
>Bad service, no porn videos.
>cruising 4chan for dick pics
>find pic of army dick in 29 palms
>post meeting time and place for blowjob anonymously.
>waiting in porta John midnight
>Hear a knock, I open
> I drain him like it was my last.
> Never seen again

>>1531067
Must have smell like hot shit in there.

>>1531067
Steven?

Tfw going to be joining the Navy soon, how fucked will my sex life be?

On a side note my sex life is pretty shit now so...

There's plenty of fooling around to be had, but don't expect much decent sex.

If you keep a reputation for being an approachable and trustworthy/discreet guy, you'll have tons of random straight dudes asking you to help get their rocks off. Which is great if you like sucking dick, but trust me, it gets old after a while. Straight guys repressed and selfish and won't do anything to help you cum. The few who are horny/desperate enough to fuck are usually really bad at anal, they'll just pound away like they're used to doing with girls. And they also tend to get really pissed off if you turn them down, a lot of them seem to think they're doing you a huge favor just by offering you their dick, and get real fucking salty if you aren't interested.

>>1534395
Maybe with the super closeted, angsty straight guys, but not all straight guys are like that. Some of the more BI guys could be super sensitive lovers

>>1528738
>>1528741
>>1528736
Are you an ant?

>>1531067
>that's a big dick

In ROTC now, are junior officers any more frisky than the enlisted men?

>>1530801
Depends on where you are deployed. But in my experience Yes.

Story time. Guess I’ll stop being a lurker. First time sharing this.

>Be me. 23, horny, needing sex bad
>Doing some training at an Army fort in the south
>On A4A, looking for sex as usual
>Older guy hits me up, my type
>He's less than a mile away, so he is a fellow Soldier
>He actually is staying in the same barracks building as I am
>We trade phone numbers
>1st thing he texts me, "When can I get a piece of that ass?"
>Jackpot. But I tell him Im only down for oral.
>The problem is neither of us could host
>We were living in bays with about 7 other guys
>We decide to try one of the open bay showers. They are on the opposite side of the door to the bathroom and far enough away where we had about 30-45 seconds to react
>I grab my shower gear from my room and head downstairs
>I make it to the shower, turn on the water, lather up
>I hear him enter the bathroom
>He walks into the shower and turns on the head opposite side of me
>I turn my back to him to wash the suds
>I can see him washing his body out the corner of my eye
>He doesnt have an extremely fit body, more of a dad bod
>I notice him paying special attention to his dick and starts to stroke himself
>Its around 7.5, cut, and thick
>*drools
>He walks over and grabs my ass and proceeds to massage it
>I start jerking his cock then dropped to my knees and went to town
>About 2 minutes in, we hear the door open and have to stop
>Another Soldier was coming to shower
>FuckFuckFuckFuck
>New Soldier forgets something and heads back to his room
>We decide to move to the other shower bay down the hall
>I leave first, walk down the hall, and into the other restroom
>The lights are off and it was quiet
>Perfect

Cont…

>>1534843

Cont…

>The windows added some natural low lighting to the bathroom so I decided to keep the lights off
>I go into the shower, turn the lights in the shower bay on
>About a minute later, in walks my shower buddy
>I planned to pick up right where we left off but he had a different idea
>He turns me around, pushes me against the wall, and proceeds to rim my ass
>FUCK YEAH!
>Hes eating away like its his last meal
>5 minutes later he stands up, puts his hands on the shower wall in front of us, and asks if he could fuck me as hes rubbing his dick between my cheeks
>”I don’t know. I wasn’t planning on being fucked.”
>Him: “Just let me get a quick feel. That’s it.” As he’s teasing my hole with the head of his dick
>Hnnnnggggggggggg
>”I don’t know. Do you have a rubber?”
>Him: “I don’t.” Teasing my hole even more but now
>HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>I hesitate, lust and temptation is starting to win me over
>He spits on his dick as its right at my hole and says “Im going to fuck you”
>I couldn’t resist it at this point
>He slowly enters me as the hot water is pouring over us both
>God it feels amazing
>First, slowly thrusts in and out of me
>He then picks up the pace and proceeds to pound my hole
>The smacking sound of his body against mine in the water was probably almost loud enough to be heard in the hallway
>He says hes close and picks up the pace even more, making his thrusts deeper
>Im jacking my dick like a mad man at this point and am close to blowing my load
>He says hes coming about pulls out and shoots about 7 or 8 ropes on my back/ass/cheeks
>I blast the wall in front of us
>We both clean up, say thanks, and then leave.
>We fuck 3 more times over the next 3 days, including again later that night

One of the hottest sessions I’ve had so far. I still jerk off to the memory.

>>1530801
If it's the Marines, we showerdd together after basic at our basic combat school.

>>1528736

>I'm joining the army this week

No, you're not. People preparing to ship out arent on faggy weaboo boards.

>>1534395

>a lot of them seem to think they're doing you a huge favor just by offering you their dick

They are. Thats what being a fag means. What you want sounds like you either want them to be fags also so you can whine about where all the tops are, or that you are on that cocksucker-pride streak, basically feminism for fags, where you take dicks and then want to be thought of as equals and respected for you personality... which is a cock sucker.

I'll never understand why people thing taking dick and ego trips go together. Be happy you have a place in the world at all. Many dont even feel they have that.

For that matter, what is the interest in men if you want them to act like girls and 'care' about your 'needs'. Get a chic if feelings matter that much to you.

>>1530878
Finnish conscript here. Serving in Parola

>>1536522
>Men have no emotions and exist only to fuck anything that moves

Way to get your fantasy and reality confused. Being a receptive partner in sex doesn't make you human garbage. Having your dick in my mouth means I could chomp down at any moment and ruin your dick forever, ever think about that?

>>1536522
Are you a virgin? Why the fuck do you think sex is like that?

>>1536522
Someone's been over-consuming gay domination porn. Pro-tip: dirty talk is not meant to be presented as a real world ideology.

>>1536522
heh, I recognize that writing, your posts are pretty amusing, are you an angry straight top?

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>>1528736
>Anything at all from my time in the Navy
We had a phantom cocksucker on our ship. Bigass fee hundred man berthing full of sweaty mechanics in the Persian Gulf, packed into racks like picrelated. Guys would randomly wake up at night, realize their dick was cold because it was hanging out; some guy would sneak up at night, open people's curtains, and give them head while they slept. Also, he swallowed. Never caught.

These threads are depressing when your bf is in the military. Wonder how long it'll be till he cheats.

>>1536620
He already has

>>1536714
genius, though i'm skeptical about the offering to suck part actually working

>>1536615
>Bigass fee hundred man berthing full

What did they mean by this?

>>1536755
There's a surprising amount of guys who are happy to resort to having a dude suck their dick as long as no one finds out. You don't have a ton of options when you're at sea, so taking intimacy where you can get it is pretty common.

>>1537019

Yeah and I got tons of stories but can never tell them here or people start bitching about whos gay and whos straight.

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*sigh.... dare I?

Maybe if I am brief I can avoid the flaming.

Look, I dont think modern homos get it. Is the world run by men or not. And if so, do they not pretty much dictate norms?

Okay so if homos are used as women they wont marry, then doesnt it stand to reason that homos are pretty much regarded as fuckholes. Sluts. Whores. At the very least, people who give up their claim as equal males for the love of cock. You cannot stand against a majority as a minority and claim you are equal. Its a pretty word, but when misused, becomes meaningless.

Ok, so if you now know the way in which men view you, how do you think they view you when you dont put out? You had one job. They look at you as a broken unit.

I get it. You want to be thought of as more than cumdumps. You have dreams and preferences and unique quirks that make you a valuable person to be appreciated for your mind. You have skills and you work and you contribute to society, and goddammit your life has value and meaning too. I get it. I really honestly do.

But that is your personal life. When you come out, you are giving society a much simpler way to understand you and resolve questions like "Why isnt he married" Because he likes dick. "Why doesnt he have a gf?" Because he likes dick. "Why doesnt he have kids? Why does he wave his hands like that? Why does he relate to girls so well?" Because he likes dick.

When you come out, you think you are sharing a deep personal aspect of your being with the world, standing up for your decency and contributing honesty to the world. To everyone else, you are just announcing that you like dicks. When you tell your parents you have found a guy you really like, behind their eyes, they are just wondering where you like the dick the most but will never dare ask you....

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>>1538076

>"Maybe if I am brief"

All I am saying is that it is normal for men to rate your worth by your willingness to take their dicks, and perhaps how well you do it. There is nothing wrong with being a snowflake with verve and elan by day and a restroom cumdump when summoned. If you try to sell your mind in a market for holes, you wont make a sale. More to the point, if you push it, if you become like feminists, you will just drive people away.

You have many skills, roles and purposes. But you wouldn't try to show your neighbors what a good guy you are to have in the neighborhood by agreeing to suck dick. All they want is a trimmed lawn and no loud music.

Likewise, when a man asks you to dump his boiler, focus on *that* role. Be grateful you have another purpose you can show off instead of trying to confuse them.

And let me tell you, this ego ruins 'business'. You see how many porns are out there where the cocksucker has no idea what he's doing, and you ask yourself 'how can a gay porn actor be so bad at sucking dick?" (If you've never seen such a porn, I have bad news for you). New gayboys take no pride in their ability, wont learn and assume sucking dick is about *them*. They are blind to cues the dick is giving them, basically treat the man as an attachment to the dick than the guy who is supposed to be getting treated and will spout off about what they want to do.

That is not what pleasing a man is about. Unless he is injuring you somehow, it is not your place to define *his* options...

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>>1538084

I know, its part of the irrational female brain, which homos can have too. You both claim you want something and believe it because you dont have it and bitch until you do, then realize when you have it that you dont want it.

Trust me. Its the same as this cock-sucker pride thing you have going. You aren't lesbians. You dont need or gain anything from their struggles...

You suck dick, you take it up the ass, and goddammit you should be glad the world needs you too. Be proud of it. Dont make us go deaf on the ironies you've sorted out about how you can be bent over or on your knees and still be defined as normal men.

Please, just do what you do best and leave your anxieties at the door and the world you interact with will love you for it. Nine out of ten times you people reporting 'bullying' are just announcing that you dont understand how to handle men. You have the tools to get men on your side. Use them.

Thank you.

Lol, look at this stupid bi-scum's rant.

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>>1538086
>>1538084
>>1538076

>>1538076
>>1538084
>>1538086
Dude literally no one cares about your insane babblings, you used the same pics as in the "soft domination" thread that's in the archive now, where you were convinced there was a secret feminist war against white men going on for 20 years and good tops being only either old white guys or niggers

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No real stories, but this is a guy from my unit. I really want to try and hook up with him but I'm not sure if he's gay or not. I """accidentally""" bumped against him naked in the showers last drill (reserves) and he laughed about it and said it was all good when I apologized, no issue with it at all. (It was pretty clearly intentional). Should I go for it?

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>>1538112
Another of him. I may just go ahead and do it. I really doubt he'd make a big deal if he's not gay.

>>1538114
looks really slavic

>>1538114
Whats he like under all those clothes?

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>>1538119
Lean, he's got good definition all over. Not super muscular. Soft he's like 2.5-3ish, I didn't want to just stare. I know he goes on /k/, because he posted this a while back. (I recognized the flare pistol mounted on the rifle.) I think I've got like one more pic saved but that's it. I don't know whether he's Slavic or not, but his voice is fucking deep. Like the kind of shit you'd expect by some beefy ass black dude.

>>1538127
slavs/russians tend to have a very deep voice usually

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Yep, last one I've got. I really wish he would take more pics.

>>1538131
Really? Shit, I'm gonna have to ask him about it. Maybe break the ice.

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>>1538110

?????

This board really is fucking insane. I am here once a month at most. Its too dull and creepy and this is why. Most of you dont even post pics and apparently hang around so much that you hallucinate posters from one thread to the next.

I would assure you that I take none of those positions, but I am glad you posted to alert me of how fucktarded creepy the people itt are also.

At least >>1538105 was funny, (and completely correct).

And then there's these jackholes like >>1538092 that attempt profiling and display a total lack of social intuition.

Theres no discussions and not enough pics. It just isnt worth it. Its not that the board has trolls, its that its all it has, and the rest just seem creepy.

Marine infantry. First guy I ever slept with was killed in Afghanistan. To this day, no one knows about what we did. His parents are deeply religious people from the south. I can't bring myself to tell them.

>>1538987
Why would you tell them? Just to upset them?

>>1538997
I wouldn't. I'm not going to, and besides, we're not really in touch. I've only met them a few times, and it was all after the remains were brought back to the US.

>>1528736
>February 2005, Baghdad Iraq. I was 19 years old.
>Drove tanks day and night. Fighting was intense and often; ambushes with ak's and RPGs, IED's that'd swiss cheese lighter APC's and Humvees, and the VBIED that peeled my commanders face back.
>Needless to say when I was ordered to spend a couple days off in the Green Zone it was a nice break.
>I was totally undetectable to straight men, but another queer could pick me out of a crowd easy.
>The first thing I did once we were released after the tour of the palace (Saddam's Iraqi Guard. Gold and marble everything. Swanky) I immediately climbed up to the top of the high dive and jumped into the pool in full gear. Didn't give a fuck. Water was freezing, and I felt alive.
>Must've caught the attention then of one of the organizers. A local from within the Iraqi Army.
>The fingers finished wagging for my stunt. I got changed into my PT clothes. Grabbed "Girl w/ a Pearl Earring" off of the shelf, sat down in a chair, and started reading.
>He came up behind me, and said hello. He was lean and dark from days under the Sun. Exotic, yeah, but his eyes were gorgeous: golden amber.
>There were other people around so he was quick and quiet about it, he asked "would you like to take a shower?"
>I was so shocked, I looked around for a sec to make sure nobody had heard. Hadn't. I was nervous, had never had any sex before. Thought about it, turned to him, and nodded.
>Met 15 minutes later in his private room, he was already in the shower facing into the water washing his body. Steamy. He smiled when I came in.
>I got undressed, and he watched as I did so (Gay Dennis Reynolds: I was taught, nubile. He was older than I was, but his dick...was awesome)
>He was so kind. Washed me when I got in the water with him. We laughed a little back and forth, and then he moved in.
>My back was against the wall when he pressed into me, exploring my mouth with his. Hands slowly moving up and down.

>>1539193
cont.

>He was skillful, for sure. Probably did this with a lot of guys that came through, but I didn't care. Damn the risks, and when I felt a slight pressure from his hands on my shoulder, he didn't need any more convincing.
>I slowly got down on my knees and went to town. Fucking eager. Straight shooter looking to be part of the starting lineup.
>The rest is typical; my hand were on the wall and he put himself inside me for what felt like forever.

31 now. Took 10 years to shake off the sandbox. Lot of terrible things over there. Things I saw and did.
That moment, of all that regrettable shit I was a part of, was one of the best of my life thus far, and for it I feel eternally grateful.

>>1538987
Sorry about that, brother. Take care of yourself

>>1534373
Depends on where you're stationed and what you're doing. STDs spread crazy quick so be careful

>>1534373
I knew a lot of Navy men when I lived in Hawaii.
They were all fun-loving, good-looking guys.
Most of them were married but they all had fucked other women while deployed and a lot of them had done stuff with guys and weren't afraid to talk about it.
There was a rule to the effect of "It's not cheating if you're underway" or something like if you're not at home then you can do what you want.
I think it is a response to the long time that they were away from home.
The submarine guys were like six months at see at a time and so they all had fleshlights that they used and the gay guys who were out sucked a lot of dicks from what I heard.

I think you will be fine.

>>1539283
I'll be nuke

>>1539218
What are condoms and Prep?

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>>1538110
Well there is obviously a feminist war going on against white men, and it's far from secret....

>>1538076
>tfw you're right
This is why I didn't wanna come out. This is why I didn't feel better about myself when I came out.

>>1539203
I do. This isn't something I've really admitted to many people... none that I haven't slept with since, actually. I guess its for catharsis?

anybody can fucking open these pics? 4chan is not working once again...

>>1539624
Eh, stop internalizing hateful messages and writhing in the dark. Be the love you want to see in the world. Be as earnest as you wish everyone else was. I'm frequently on guard as a homosexual. I understand the pain of being different and knowing there are people out there who will attack you unprovoked. But there's another side to that coin. There's real love and acceptance out there. Just keep walking toward it.

>>1538076
>>1538084
>>1538086

Victor?

funny that the military thread attracts the crazies. or not funny i guess, and indicative of the inherent stupidity of war post globalisation

>>1543362
came for uniforms, left because insane
not even the amusing kind of insane.

>>1528736
5 years military and still going

Never acted like a degenerate

Never did degenerate shit with other people in the military

Id lynch people like you if i could

>>1530878
Here. Though I didn't encounter much gay action there, never even heard any gay rumours, but of the women in service there were loads of rumours about how they've been fucked in various places in the garrison.

One encounter there were though for me:
>be a conscript nco
>leadership period, new recruits' basic training
>every night ncos observe that recruits go to sleep at 10pm, have lights turned off and don't keep noise
>most ncos just do their own chores for a while and go to sleep
>decide to go to take a shower after 10pm
>a nco platoonmate joins me to go to wash his teeth
>go into the washing room
>another nco from another training branch is there already taking a shower
>a guy whom my (being bi and closeted, normally rather poor) gaydar had picked out earlier
>totally cute 19yo skater boy in his civilian life
>has a gf tho
>he is jerking off
>with fingers up his ass
>looking like a deer in headlights when you enter the room
>burst out laughing at him, or more so at his expression which is something between lust, surprise and embarrassment
>however proceed as normal after a short laugh
>guy is embarrassed as fuck
>throw some friendly jokes at him
>platoonmate leaves after he has washed his teeth
>skater boy nco still has a hardon
>keep on throwing some jokes
>then proceed "need some help with that"
>could as well go as a joke if he's not willing
>he asks: "you mean like, for real"
>shrug, and laugh afterwards
>"if you want, though only if you help me too"
>he looks pretty damn horny and nods just a bit
>proceed to a mutual jerkoff
>ask him if he wants to be fucked
>he blushes and agrees
>slip to the adjacent storeroom leaving one of the showers running
>no other lube than soap
>he has even shaved his ass
>enter him, it's pretty easy but his ass is actually quite tight
>try to be as silent as possible to not to attract any attention
>he feels pretty inexperienced but enjoys it nevertheless
>tfw his dick is dripping precum
>start jerking him off
cont.

>>1543572
>he blows his load over himself
>come in his ass
>all of this was quite awkward
>neither of us really didn't dare to look each other in the eyes
>return to showers to finish showering
>look shortly at each other and laugh
>return to your rooms

No-one got to know about that, but the other nco, my platoonmate kept throwing some jokes on the skater boy nco about his fingers, however not knowing what happened after.
We didn't mess around later on, just had a joke or two about giving help to each other.

>>1538076
>>1538084
>>1538086
You've made a point and gave me a boner at the same time!
I havn't done anything sexual with a man but I already know my duty is to please a man. ESPECIALLY if the man I'm pleasing is in the Military.

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>>1528736

>Lousy deadbeat FAGGOT with no direction
>enlist 11B, bullet sponge
>lead platoon drill sergeant a shit
>singles me out for punishment because he thinks I'm too pretty, "you should have joined the Chair Force!"
>4th week, pulling CQ, twiddling thumbs
>Drill comes in, stand at ease.
>You busy private?
>No Drill Sergeant!
>Oh so you're not taking your job seriously?!
>No Drill Sergeant!
>In my office, NOW! he hisses
>le office, ask if I should hit the lights
>so your battle buddies can see what a huge faggot you are?
>N-no Drill sergeant-senpai
>He unbuttons his trousers
>massive cock, he shaves down there
>Instinctively lick lips
>Suck his cock for 4 minutes, shoots jizz down throat
>This goes on for the remainder of basic. Still singled out for punishment but it's a game now. The harder he punishes me, the harder I suck his dick.
>Graduation, suck him off in his office.
>Hands me a E-7 coin
>"For your troubles private."
>Stay in touch, he's actually a pretty cool guy.
>he got married in 2015

:C

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>>>1538076
>>>1538084
>>>1538086
This sort of ignores the fact that a lot of gay men find long term companions that treat them with love and respect.
Sure, guys who just want to get off treat fags like holes and some people think that being gay just means sucking dick but we are people too, with lives and simplifying us down to nothing more than holes that crave dick is great for porn but it doesn't apply to real life.
You wrote a lot but what you wrote doesn't count as a gay military story, more like a blog post about putting fags in their place.

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>>1544225

What does an E-7 coin mean? this isn't /mil/

>>1544242

E-7: Staff Sergeant, senior non commissioned officer.

Coins are tokens given to military personnel for just about anything. For example; I received a battalion unit coin for a field exercise I took part in.

>>1544245

oh my fucking god I am so ashamed. I meant to first sergeant first class, not staff sergeant

fml

>>1536522
This

>>1543517
Amen

>>1543324
Iede9c detected.

>>1544231
Correct

>>1537019
Im getting v excited for my time on a ship, fuck.

Keep the stories coming boys

>>1537002
Few*

My best friend was in the marines. Me being the bi fag I am have been informed of his exploits while deployed.

I specifically asked if there was any faggotry taking place on the ships they lived on for months at a time. He claimed no.

He openly admits to participating in MMMF orgies and visiting brothels and splitting hookers with his friends but he claims nothing took place on the ship.

I find that hard to believe. A ship full of 18-30 year old muscled up guys who constantly drink would be a hard situation not have some action taking place somewhere.

No stories, but patriotic civvie here near the base in Fort Worth, TX.

fwhoovermouth (at) forward (dot) cat

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>>1539193
>>1539197
Hey, just wanted to comment that your story is pretty heartwarming, that Iraqi guy sounds like a considerate guy.
As I have never been in the army, even those descriptions of your routine sound interesting, so now I'm curious about the things "you saw and did", even if they unrelated to sex.

Bump. More stories please.

Don't join the army D,:

>>1536522
>basically feminism for fags

kekeke the idea that you should not treat people like sex objects is so foreign to you that you actually thought this was a meaningful distinction, you subhuman animals are embarrassingly ignorant.

>>1536522
>basically feminism for fags

topkek the idea that you should not exploit people like sex objects is so foreign to you that you actually thought this was a meaningful distinction

you subhuman animals are embarrassingly ignorant, it's the only way you can justify such apelike entitlement.

>>1543573
Meiji? Is that you?

>>1544231

Right. And on that note, can we get back to the fucking stories and stop letting these self-deprecating philosophy fags ruin it for us?

>>1536522
>doesn't understand gay sex, general sexuality or role playing vs real life
>over complicates it in self-hating fury
>let me tell you what being a fag means since I know so much about the philosophy of cock sucking, you betas!
>you want to be more than a hot mouth pocket for some repressed straight guy? FAG. You must want a woman deep down
>Caring is for females. Be a blank-palette ape who speaks in four-word sentences if you want a place in the world

Ugly, kissless straight guy larps as one of us on /hm/ to relieve sexual frustration and feel tough, more details at 12.

>>1546737
Accurate

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I thought there was a thread for posting hot soldiers?? can't even find it in the archive. Whatever i'll post it here then.

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>>1538076

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The military is gay as fuck, from what I hear.

It tends to attract men who are sexually submissive: I dated two broken people who were submissive to a fault (and later became trannies), and one of them joined the army, and the other wished with all his heart to do so, but couldn't: they claimed they found the idea of being "taking orders" and being "assimilated" alluring and safe and comforting.

>>1536522
You're absolutely right.
>>1536575
Here come the strawmen. You realize that if you did that you wouldn't have any teeth.
>>1536578
They're called submissive bottems for a reason!
>>1536582
It's not an ideology. It's not shaping his worldviews around this one thing.
>>1536594
>Streight white male boogyman
And I'm just guessing you're a liberal.
>>1546145
>>1546146
You posted it twice fag.
>>1546737
Nice strawman fag. Know your place!

>>1536522
You're absolutely right and it really is simple.
Nobody is under the impression that you don't have the same rights as anyone else because you suck dick. There is nothing prideful OR shameful about being gay. You are getting on your knees not so you can bitch about your feelings but so you can suck dick! It's like when you're working at a job. You are there to do something for someone.
>>1534395
Why should they?! You're there to suck dick!
You would never go up to your commander and start bitching about your feelings.
You are submitting to him like you are submitting to the guy who you are sucking off, and that means not going up to him and bitching about your fucking feelings! Do I make myself clear!?!

Because I know that my arguments will be misrepresented and my identity will be sold back to me by other gays! I will state my thoughts on every gay issue I can think of.

Gay Marrage is overrated and making it a statewide issue is unwanted but not horrible.

Adopting kids is noble but you're raising people who hate the world and will grow to resent society.

The only threat to gays comes from the middle east and honestly letting missiles fly towards Mecca would be favorable.

>>1553437
Go see a fucking therapist. We're not here to talk you through your issues. This is a porn board.

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>>1553524
Bitch you really are that fuckin' stupid.
Allow me to drop some knowledge bombs on your dumb liberal ass.
You do not get to go up to someone, say that their sexuality is opressive and then play the victim and attempt to stop the conversation.
Poeple who do that are called crybullies!
What makes you think you have the right to judge other's sexuality? The religious right did that to gays and now the left has decided it would be a great idea to ruin everyone's day.
Please fuck off!

>>1553669
ok?

>>1553669
lol He thinks he's responding to a single person. Can't you whine about liberals on a blog somewhere?

>>1553805
You all retard. Not just you.
You plural.

>>1536522
K

>During basic it was lunch time during like second week.
>Guys talking about fucking women. A bunch of them are virgins.
>alpha guy asks me if I am a virgin
> I say it depends on what counts as sex
>he lols and calls me a virgin and says that sex is pussy or ass.
> he realizes that I am probably a faggot.
>asks if I am gay
> Dont deny it.
> soon everyone is asking me if i am gay. No one cares besides the whole just wondering. Only meet one guy who says just don't be gay around me.
> figure out one of the guys in my platoon is gay.
>we flirt a bit.
>he tells me to come to his room after supper.
>we kiss and strip.
>he blows me like a champ he is obv a hoe (he was blowing straight guys)
>lets me fuck him bareback doggy style. No resistance his ass is mine.
>I cum then cuddle.
>never do it again cuz scared of aids

>on grindr in bathroom
> see guy close buy
>he is in the bathroom
> he comes over to my stall to blow me.
> He is a fucking Major I'm an OCdt.
>My Co comes in. We are wtf.
>Co leaves (he is Captian)
>He ate my cum and he came on floor
>he leaves and messages me when thr coast is clear.

>Sirius patrol
>in the tent one night, pretty tired
>squad mate is jerking off, we agreed that it was okay to masturbate
>I'm bi, he knows
>asks me if he can fuck me, he misses sex
>agree, but no lube is packed
>he uses spit
>it was pretty fucking hot regardless
>Fuck for the remainder of our two year serving period

It gets fucking cold in northeastern Greenland, gotta keep the cold (and hormones) at bay somehow

>>1554946
Forgot to mention that shower time after gym after coming out was weird. We were only given like 5 mins to shower and change (they called it two mins lol). The guys would like try to get away from me. Like I care about your soft dick bro. I am too focused on myself.

Fuck these are hot
> tfw wont get to suck straight army/navy cock like a semen demon

>>1536714
One of the first guys I ever hooked up with was an older guy. He said he was closeted when he was younger, no experiences at all until he joined the navy. Sucked his first cock in the navy and he said it was a complete sausagefest.

>tfw wanna shoot an ak47 but army is hard as shit
Idk I'm tired

How did y'all figure out who's penis would open up to accept the others penis?

French army fag here at Lyon if anyone is interested

French army fag here at Lyon if anyone is interested

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>>1555049
Tell me more! :d

>>1536620
Don't think of it as cheating. Just a human urge.

>>1536620
Yeah bro, sorry you had to find out like this but he'll be sucking dick right about now. Best thing you can do it cheat on him just in case he does it to you.

Semi related, I did this to every boyfriend I had in college. End non-related story.

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Lotta gay Marines, jus sayin

Enjoy.

http://exposedtease.tumblr.com/post/159009355763/army-head-on-twitter

>>1559286
Is
Is there a full vid

>>1559742
It's from a porn site called Troop Candy - it's like Sketchy Sex but with a military theme. Some of their videos are on pirate sites, but not that one, which does suck as the guy being undressed as he sucks really turns me on (though not enough to pay for a subscription, obviously)

guys in the military fucking each other is literally as old as formalized military. In ancient times, they rarely had a pure homosexuality taboo, typically having specific cultural rules like the old greek ''not gay if you're just fucking between his thighs'', or the classic roman ''only gay if you're in the womans role''. Even then, hating homosexuality on a societal level didnt get popular until islam and catholicism became ruling religions after the dark ages

>>1559748
well shit
i was ready to get my cock out and everything

>>1531000
underrated

>>1528796
They actually put some shit in your drink (probably food too) that kills your sex drive.

Ever wonder why noone felt like jerking it? It's not because you're too tired.

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>>1562205
http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpeter.asp

>>1562271
>trusting snopes
>trusting wikipedia
>trusting 4chan

>>1534399
closeted
straight guys

pick one

>>1562205
Oh a lot of people jerk it in basic. I loved my fire guard shifts.

>>1536620
He's not necessarily cheating. I know a lot of monogamous gays in the military.

>>1534399
>>1542313
Im not that anon, but thanks

>>1528736
He has a big weapon there if ya know what I mean

>>1534846
Nice

>>1528736

Hey, anon. This may not be the best idea. You don't want to end up with a boner in the shower.

>>1565426
Couldn't you just shower with cold water to prevent this?

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bump

>>1538194
>tfw will never have a thoughtful and opinionated Bf like this to have actual conversations with

Why live

>>1559806
It was more Christianity (Orthodoxy included, not just Catholicism) than Islam. The Islamic world had its golden age until crusaders came and spread their sexual purity bs, and THEN the Islamic world began becoming repressive with homosexuality. Kinda like what happened with Africa and colonization importing "sexual purity"

>>1538194

>expecting community from a gay porn board

yeah i'd love a sexual community but that isn't here. i just come here for pictures to rape myself with (Y)

>>1566301
nvm i just read your earlier posts. you're retarded read a book or something what's wrong with you people

>>1543517
Yet here you are lurking in /hm/

Unless you mean that OP is a degenerate for posting a thumbnail.

>>1566301
>expecting community from gays

Unless you're willing to pretend to be part of a hive mind there isn't much of a community.

foreword all your stories to [email protected], we want to put them in our newsletter. 18+ stories only please

>>1566752
Newsletter? Wtf

>>1565436
Army here.. Doesn't work. Don't worry after a few days. The appeal of military men will go away. Because most of them in basic are absolutely disgusting.

>>1566808
>>1562205
Kek nope just shitty food.

>>1538987
Maybe they'd want to know. Just because they're religious, doesn't mean they want to remember a lie. Some people want to face the truth, and some don't.

What if you posed it to them like this? "If you could learn more about your son, but all the things you learn are things that you wouldn't necessarily like. Would you still want to know? For example, and I'm not saying he did anything like this, but if he, say, killed someone he knew to be innocent, would you want to know that? Or would you rather not know?"

And then just see what they say. I'm not comparing being gay, or having sex with men to killing innocent people, but to a deeply religious family, you'd need to give them an example that's intense enough so that they'd respond honestly about whether they really want the truth or not.

It's not up to you to deny them the truth. It's also not up to you to ruin the memory of their son. That's why you have to let them make the decision, not you. You need to ask them what they want.

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>>1536522
>>1553437

Happy? Of course you aren't.

>>1559806
I'm not sure about this. Homosexuality, as a term or a name, didn't exist until late 19th early 20th century. The original term was invert. In the period you're talking about there would not have been a name for same sex activity. What's interesting, I think, is the samurai had much the same situation as the ancient greeks in that an older man would take charge of a boy and look after him in the wide sense of the word. The greater the samurai the more honour bestowed on the lucky boy's family. But, when the boy reached puberty or thereabouts he was expected to leave and at some point take the role of master/mentor. we should be careful about using 21st century terms to describe activities several centuries ago.

>on grindr at basic
>chat with hot young OCdt
>hangout for a few days, talk about everything.
>think he just wants to be friends
>flirt with him... He still calls me bud and brushes it off
>we both had a few to drink in his room, im on small couch he is on chair right across.
>play footsies
>he sits next to me and we put our feet on on chair.
>put hand on his thigh, no reaction
>turn my head and lean in for a kiss
>he kisses me and we make out for like 20 mins
>put hand down his pants he is long but thin. Suck him
>move to bed and we swap blow jobs and make out
>when he sees my dick he is flabbergasted by how thick it is
>im like three times his thickness
>keeps talking about how big it is when we and sucking eachother
>im about to cum tell him
>he is obv new to this and panniced because he forgot a cum rag
>he gets up and dumps his kit bag out looking for a tshirt
>finds wool sock
>was going to use it to catch my cum
>when i cum he for got to grab the sock so i came everywheres all over my check and neck and belly
> clean up while giving him a hj
>blow him till he cums
>it is like 1 so we clean up and i go back to my room
>walk of shame
>catch a girl friend of mine fucking outside with another guy on our course
> night was a blast

In Army, just got out of the shower and in room changing. Guy kocks on door. Still naked, answers door. Guy says want to suck me off. Havent been laid in months. Guy comes in and gives worst blow job ever

>>1566282
So are you implying with your vague grasp of actual history that the "unchanged through all history" Koran was, in fact, changed because of Christfags? Because all that shit about gays being abominations fit only for death has, according to Muslims, always been in the Koran.

>>1538987
Good. You're a terrorist and so was he. He deserved his fate.

>>1568502
>In the period you're talking about there would not have been a name for same sex activity.

Oh please.
Stop talking out your ass.
Humans have always used words to communicate ideas.
Fucking someone's asshole is not new or unusual.

>>1569894
What was so bad about it?
Teeth?
I heard men are better at giving blow jobs than women.

>>1569900
/tipwalmartfedora

>>1569906
>I heard men are better at giving blow jobs than women.
This is something desperate escorts say to land a client. Everyone is mediocre at blow jobs until they practice. For men the ceiling is higher though because they have personal experience knowing how things feel and can apply it.

>>1539594
Because everyone overseas or on a ship has access to those right?

>>1530800
me on the left

>>1566752

Okay Grandpa, time to take your pills and go to bed.

>>1569949
Walmart is giving too much credit. Amazon prime, greasy neckbeards don't have to leave the house.

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bad quality and small but still..dat butt...