These three? Please?

Never expected to see Markiplier on /hm/.

Mark yes please

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just something to think about

>>1525245
Marktiplier is a funny guy and likeable as fuck but I'm just not into him sexually, don't even know why really. Into the twink on the left in the first gif though desu

>>1526262
This desu

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>>1526262
>>1526339
totally understandable, Ethan is cute af

>>1526262
agree on both points. also, mark's latest "i'm not okay" videos were stupid as fuck

>>1526262
Probably because he's a hapa

>>1527869
Hapas are cute as fuck. Are you even gay?

>>1528007
Theyre saying hapas arent SEXY, which is different from cute. Are you even literate?

>>1527869
nah it's mainly his retarded 'playfulness' that takes away any sort of sex appeal his voice could build on.
'playfulness' is really only sexy when it's attached to jerk behaviors unfortunately

>>1528090
>'playfulness' is really only sexy when it's attached to jerk behaviors unfortunately
You that like it isn't just your taste, I love playful, derpy guys, not necessarily Marktiplier but that trait anyways

>>1528094
List some examples of playful derpy guys that aren't jerks in some capacity

>>1528107
I would say based on common sense literally most of them, playful derpy people don't tend to be jerks as well, they're like opposing personality traits. Most assholes aren't playful, that's for sure. I think you have a specific person in mind

>>1528112
Playful derpy guys who aren't also jerks just aren't sexy (see: marki, his youtube group). Playful guys who are jerks are sexy (see the entire bad boy/daddy trend).
Playful derpy guys who are jerks, well now that's a rare and stunning combination I'd love to meet tbqh

>>1528128
What kinds of "playful" things do jerks do?

>>1528062
By cute as fuck i also mean sexy. Do i literally have to be so literal? This is a porn board, if i wanted to see something cute i would be on a whole other site.

>>1528177
Omg baka. You are, like, literally such a faggot

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If you watch a few of his group vids he's totally a jerk to his buds but they're all used to him being the center of attention and bossy lmao. I tend to go for the playful derpy but jacked and gets angry easily type, so Mark falls into that for me. I also like Tyler being the tall, calm sarcastic one, and Ethan being the spastic twink. The work p well as a trio. Have a baby Mark showing off

>>1528216
Well, this is a gay porn board. Your a faggot as well so shut up.

>>1528771
>salty ass fagget detected

Anyone have a pic of markiplier's armpits? Asking for a friend

What is this? Who are they?

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Tfw Markiplier will never hold you down and empty his big nut into your ass over and over

>hm is for porn

>>1528794
now i'm sad

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wishing I had a gif of this

>>1526258
I didn't even fucking look down the first time I saw this i was like haha hand touching chest it's gay and then. oh. filename. m-more??

>>1528891
If im jerkin my gurkin to it. its porn enough for me