Cocky, Dumb, Douchebags

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I want them all to berate, fuck and then take me out to get drunk.

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>>1524023

>>1524023
You mean guys with steroids and narcissistic personality.

And big dicks too!

>>1527213

Are they lined up to get blown by the one guy? frat hazing?

> i want it

>>1527221
Frat sausage party...

>>1527237
That faggoty as fuck outfit. It's like he took my great grandmother's curtains and made clothes out of them.

>>1527212
Always loved that video.

>>1527212
>>1527891
sauce?

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>>1524023

>>1527222
Mmmm those legs

>>1527891
Me too

>>1527214
sure why not

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Oh look, this thread again. You guys are pathetic.

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>>1528560
I hope they make a Kris Evans Sex Robot Clone in the near future.
He looks like the result of some Top Secret Eugenics Experiment gone horribly right.

>>1528338
god i'm sick of its time to stop

These threads are cancer.

>>1529885
Damn, he used to be so attractive. Time hasn't been kind

>>1527226
That Brad dude is ugly as shit

>>1528935
MOAR !!!

>>1526324
Sauce?

>>1525304
clearly photoshopped but it seems like the original pic would be hot, anyone knows who is this guy?

>>1531428
more.

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boy’s begging to be fucked. would feel so good sinking into that tight hole and pounding that perfect ass as he writhes and squirms under me

>>1531428
What's this from?

>>1532729
Yeah and feeling him slowly push his big ass back into you to dick him deeper as you take him totally

>>1532795
Unf, that body

>>1532807
who is this?

>>1534939
What episode of Dukes of Hazard is this?

>>1532812
fuck yesss

>>1532793
Luwl

>>1532793
Can i get your number

>>1535151
the one where they get naked in the general lee

>>1532802
why did he give his penis hitler's mustache?

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>>1528935
Holly cow, that face! O_o

>>1537041
>>1528935
You're a very sad faggot.

>>1537135
>>1537137
>>1537139
>>1537140
>>1537142
ITT: faces you would like to punch

>>1537147
Only cause they wouldn't fuck you and you know it

>>1537139
Needs to replace that lollipop with my lollipop. Ok I'll leave now

>>1537147
That's pretty much the purpose of this thread, isn't it?

>>1537148
What a zinger, Freud! What profound insight you have!
Not only would they not fuck me, but they would ignore me so completely, I could get away with socking them square in the face.
>>1537150
>>1537151
>>1537152
>>1537153
>>1537156
I hope they're disfigured in a freak accident, or die of an overdose.

>>1537214

Who is the blond guy?

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>>1537171
Guy in the middle is one year younger than me. I remember fapping to that set of pictures of him playing ball with his friends in Central Park. That was about 7 years ago. Now he is starting a music career and has a beautiful family. I'm still on 4chan, unemployed, virgin, never been in a relationship, dropped out of college, living with my parents.

I can't do this anymore guys, being a loser isn't a problem until you realise everyone around you and even people you don't know personally but are younger than you already have their lives sorted.

Sorry for the rant but I couldn't help after seeing that picture. Just feels like someone hadoukened me in the stomach.

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>>1537223
its Brady Jensen of NextDoor Studios. Retired from porn now and married to a womanaccording to some on here but fuck he was good to look at. He did some pretty hot gay porn with BelAmi also.

>>1537230
I would do him up the ass for hours!

>>1537230
It's never too late to "sort out" your life. And don't go imagining their lives are perfect. Most of us only share the happy times on the likes of social media. There are still fights, money problems, and illnesses occuring in the background. And never forget that a huge number of people experience "midlife crises" after their perfect lives have matured for 20 years or so.

It's always greener on the other side of the fence. You'll be okay.

>>1537309
Of course it helps if you look something like this!

>>1537230
God you're pathetic. You never got started in life, you were too busy beating your tiny cock, hoping and praying that he, or someone like him, would notice you.
Don't you remember your fairy tales? Princes only come to princesses.
He's going to get bigger and stronger, and happier, while you rot in your parents' house too ashamed to go outside. And people think faggots aren't mentally ill??
>>1537294
Enabler.

>>1537339
>And people think faggots aren't mentally ill??
Fake news. r9k is full of straight people with that same mindset.

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>>1537348
And that mindset isn't more common among homosexuals even offline?

>>1528582
omg yes

>>1537506
I hope they make both a bottom and a top model of the Kris Evan sex bot! Or maybe have a mode switch on it to flip probably from an app on your smart phone. The payback fuck would be so sweet!

>>1537349
Nope.

>>1537349
no ? what are you even talking about?

https://www.instagram.com/menofcali/

@eebreo instagrm

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Kyle Dean kickin back

>>1537212
I wish he was my college roommate and slapped me around every day calling me faggot and put me in chastity and kicked me in the nuts for fun and wouldn't allow me to go out and made me do his laundry and chores every Friday and Saturday night while he gets laid.

/fantasy

>>1542515
Daddy looks so good shirtless

>>1542999
That i love

>>1541776
What does this picture mean?

>>1541041
Not sure why this guy isn't a meme on gay 4chan. His name is (was?) Jet Kanashi.

>>1543059
He showed the other guy something really embarassing that he had on his phone by mistake - maybe a pic of his asshole that he sent to a guy on grindr. Just my guess based on personal experience lol

>>1537349
not really, uncloseted gays are the mostly social butterflies

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Am I doing this right?
This legitimatly still makes me hard though

>>1545559
Looks better than most of the other meatheads in this thread.

>>1537083
Why? I thought I was a happy faggot…
I've now probably fapped three times to this picture. And I also have quite a good sex life with my partner.
>>1528935

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>>1545559
So was that someone's actual body cause holy shit

>>1537160
Goodness... I'm in love.

>>1543069

He doesn't look douchebaggy at all--looks quite nice.

>>1542999

> toothpaste all over the sink
> toothbrush lying IN the sink

You can't tell if he's a jerk, but he sure is a slob. Ewww.

>>1525308
ugh i don't know why benny g is so hot to me, but i would do everything to him

>>1529892
is that David archuletta hahahahaahahhaagahhagagaga fuck

>>1537230
fuck a married cutie ugh

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Anyone know who this is? Or a source?

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Flexing with a Hardon

>>1524023
Austin! :3 He's got nice butt though.

>>1546669
Reminded me @furkantn on instagram

>>1546669
You can't fucking reverse the image? Stupid cunt...

>>1546858
Austin what? Please, share.

>>1546929
He looks too rough.

>>1546929
I need this man to rape me in the locker room.
He is so sweaty my dick is hard in my pants.
Anyone have more of him?
His instagram?
Anything?
Where can I find a supreme daddy like this?

>>1547729
I wish zeb would fucking bottom

>>1546669
Zac Efron with a chapped lower lip

>>1546956
Austin Miller.

Good thing this isn't a FMK thread, because I don't see anybody here I'd fuck or marry.

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You have to admit he is 'cocky'

>>1548470
No one would even cares about your existence in real life let alone to fuck you or marry you. That's why you came here and act sassy snd bitchy.

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>>1548995
If nobody cares then why reply with such a cutting put-down, anon?

>>1548995
Don't feed him, hes been sperging out for 24 hours now, eventually he'll run out of steam

>>1549067
Keep telling yourselves that. If what I'm told is true and this is my only outlet for communication, my only pleasure in my sad pathetic life, I'm going to be here for a while.

>>1527477

To think that he pays good money for that haircut

>>1549066
Oh...just to point out things. It's public forum anyway.

>>1549067
It's not about feeding him or not, it's cringeworthy to see his kind in every thread bitching about why they don't like this and that.

>>1549288
>Oh...just because I wanted to insult you but I guess you're not as bothered by it as I thought

are gay men sexualy inprinted on the bullies who beat them up in high school?

>>1549320
THIS.

>>1549320
If you ever on /b/ you should know it's real thing.

>>1549320
Don't over-analyze or project. Gay men are just into "bad boys" like straight women are. Try looking at it from a position other than utter disdain for your fellow faggots.

>>1549468
Why is it never a bad gay boy? It's always a bad straight boy. Literally the bully who wasn't afraid to touch them, to acknowledge their sexuality, but did so with a fist instead of a caress.
Utter disdain for my fellow faggots is a little more than they deserve. They ought to be grateful, starting with you.

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>>1549497
>Utter disdain

kek
it cracks me up when edgelords pull out the thesaurus
>look at me projecting my self-loathing!
>please notice me!

>>1549513
see >>1549468
>Try looking at it from a position other than utter disdain for your fellow faggots.
Wasn't my original coinage there, sport. Maybe next time you'll lurk moar before you post.
Nice pic, by the way, is that what you call romantic?

>>1549807
That's a photoshopped image. You can tell by looking at his biceps.

>>1549971
That's a photoshopped image. You can tell by looking at his mirage.

>>1550884
>>1550859
That's an autistic anon. You can tell by the way he talks.

>>1548619
>>1550880

Seriously though, these are pretty terrible ps skills.

>>1549497
>>1549520
It's always on the hottest threads that self-loathing faggots try to start drama on a porn board. Just go back to /lgbt/ already.

>>1551005
We can't all be well-adjusted and high-functioning like you, anon, and get our rocks off by ourselves on a Cantonese Cum-rag Site.
Of course, I think you keep the tissues close by when you jerk off because of the sobbing afterwards.

>>1549520
>all anons are the same person
Not my picture, dumbass.

>>1549497
Never? I've seen plenty. Have you considered that liking bad boys and having a fantasy of seducing the hot, straight neighbor boy are not mutually exclusive and even sometimes overlap? Have you considered that porn tropes and unhinged comments on 4Chan don't make the best sample for broad psychological claims?

Just some stuff to think about.

>>1551089
>Not my picture
But still your idea of a good time, huh? Nasty bitch.

>>1551090
Have you ever considered I don't care?

Really gets that noggin joggin'.

>>1551108
So realistic! Like most of the guys in this thread...

>>1551098
Tryhard.

>>1551099
You cared earlier. :-)

>>1551152
And?
>>1551154
Not about what you have to say. :^)

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>>1551178
>>1551179
>>1551180

>>1551183
Well fuck, I was gonna dump alot but this image limit caps out faster than I remember.