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Anyone ever licked an asshole clean?

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I love getting rimmed, but have not been able to get into it myself. Not sure if I just have a short tongue and feel ineffective, a dislike of the musk or am just a lazy fuck. Maybe all 3.

>>1520732
Sauce?

>>1520733
Name of the bottom?

>>1520715
Source???

>>1520789
>musk
what

>>1520832
Have the full vid on my comp but I'm still banned D:

>>1520921
I think he meant stench. Regardless how clean you think your anus is, it smells.

>>1520961
Not if you've washed it out properly the same day after you've pooped. Just tastes like plain old skin. Getting rid of hair helps too

>>1520961
Ugh this is still creepy stinky ok nvm

>>1520961
Ppl who say this dont wash their ass properly

or they have good noses

>>1520715
Anyone know source?

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oh yeah, lick that jock ass

>>1521432
I actually got dizzy for a second this is so ugly.

>>1521406
Yum.

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>>1521434
made me kek

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Rimming

>>1521432
Should read as.

>oh yeah,
For all that is good and holy,

>lick
euthanise

>that
that

>jock
fat

>ass
abomination.

>>1521500
Face sitting is the best kind of rimming

>>1520488
I so want someone to pin me down and lick me like this. Mmmmm

>>1520830
looks like Ian Levine but I'm not 100% sure

>>1520502
sauce?

>>1521615
Usually the one who is pinned down does the licking.
>inb4 "I'm a submissive Top!"

>>1521741
Sometimes, but it's even better when they take turns pinning each other down and licking.

>>1520727
sauce?

http://daddysslutinsweden.tumblr.com/post/143831806570

Amazing on all levels

>>1521955
Sauce?

>>1520961
I'm okay with rimming but when they wanna get spontaneous sex shits that's a big NO for me. No way I'm gonna lick unwashed sweaty hole. Go wash your hole first, that's what I will always tell them.

>>1521760
Source?

>>1522341
Sorry lots of sauce requests getting thrown around as of late but uh sauce?

>>1522053
They got carried away by porn and think tops should just rim their ass any time and anywhere.

>>1522943
that's not a rimjob

there is another thread for your autistic sport shit

>>1520832
>>1521431
Here's the complete scene:
https://www.redtube.com/1030492
I don't know the name of the hung top but here are more videos of him:
http://eegay.com/video/5194-bba13402-muscular-hunk-anal-banged-by-giant-cock

>>1522949
Like I give a fuck.

>>1522998
>I don't know the name of the hung top
His name is Tony and he works for BigDaddy.com

>>1522326
Sauce??

What does this feel like?

>>1523531
On the receiving end? Well you can tell how sensitive your anus is just by touching it with a finger. Now imagine something soft, warm, and moist tickling around back there.

>>1523528
I know it's from corbinfisher but who are these two. That looks painful.

>>1520731
sauce?

>>1520728
Not done it, but had it done to me. Felt kinda weird but awesome.

>>1525223
Like, your ass was dirty and you had it licked clean?

>>1524545
I want to kick that ass clean

>>1520789
>>1520961
>>1521250
>>1522053
>>1520964

Somewhat experienced rimmer here. Trust me, if you want your ass taste just
>like plain old skin
then
>washed it out properly the same day after you've pooped
is not sufficient, it has to be washed very recently, since asses can get sweaty real fast.
But
>Getting rid of hair
has not much to do with it, your crack will get sweaty no matter is it hairy or shaved. Ok, dunno, maybe there are guys who prefer rimming shaved holes, but that's just about liking or disliking licking something hairy, not the smell and taste.

For someone like me who gets turned on by all sorts of body smells, having washed it after you've last pooped is fine.
Well, it's appreciated if you've pooped not that long ago anyway since I don't want shitdick when things go further, but that's another story.

>>1521432
i hate being gay

>>1525395
>who gets turned on by all sorts of *clean body smells *and tastes
Sweaty asses and balls and pits and feet are hot, shitty asses and dick cheese and bad breath are not.

>>1525396
You'll get used to it

>>1525397
This, I don't understand people who like musk and stench, one of the biggest turn offs for me. I wanna suck a nice, clean dick and rim a nice clean, hairless asshole

>>1525399
I don't understand how it is to dislike natural smells of a clean body, one of the biggest turnons for me. Different things for different people

>>1525399
>>1525404
It's a battle between pheromonal animal instincts and stringent hygiene conditioning. Most of us will feel a little ambivalent about it sometimes, but we generally lean one way or the other.

>>1525404
"Musk and stench" implies *not* clean. I enjoy the smell of a clean guy myself, because everyone has a bit of a natural scent even under any bodywash or cologne, but there are guys that try to get me all hot and bothered by saying "Oooh, yeah baby, I just came from a two hour run. You wanna get up on these sweaty balls?" and that's about the fastest way to turn me *off*. If your current odor would garner negative attention in public then it is not sexy, and I most definitely don't want to put my face and mouth anywhere near the areas that are going to generate the largest amount of this odor. Bathe. Shower. Clean yourself. THEN I will want to get to sexy times with you. Doesn't have to be right after, but if you want some sexy times, you better damn well be recently bathed.

>>1525404
A clean body has no natural smells, however a dirty one has too many. The smell is natural but that doesn't make it hot for me, for most I'd say you're better off showering and using deodorant and then finding out later if the person is into that shit

>>1525534
>you're better off showering and using deodorant and then finding out later if the person is into that shit

I do take a shower and wear fresh clothes when going to a date or a club, but, since I probably wont have much in common with anyone who's totally smellophobic anyway, I've embraced my pits and don't use any deodorant just as I don't everyday. Yet I do use a bit of some perfume if I feel like it

>>1525470
Can't agree more. I'd also assume the stringent hygiene paradigm is way more prevalent in the great land of cut cocks than in my old world

>>1520488
another thread ruined

Get the fuck out of here you rimming apologists. It's pretty simple: if you are licking an asshole, you are consuming shit and you are considered an idiot since you are willingly exposing yourself to serious diseases. I can't believe that this is what passes for normal nowadays. kys degenerates.

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>>1520488
I have some short videos but I don't know how to convert to webm

>>1525771
t. masc4masc top

>>1520961
I guess it depends on the person. My ex tasted weird even after washing properly. Some dude I was seeing tasted great even after walking around and getting all sweaty.

>>1520504
Sauce?

>>1527936
the thumbnail makes it look like he has huge pecs

>>1527937
Anyone know what this is from

>>1528267
Jesus, enough

>>1521603
This.
Nothing I love more than feeling my boyfriends furry ass cheeks rub my cheeks as his hole pluckers around my tongue and I look up to that arched back. And he does this thing where he backs up and all I can do is breathe in that ass and it drives us both wild

>>1522061
Sean Cody, Forrest and whoever the unattractive guy is

>>1527942
It's Logan Cross and I think the other guy's name is Troy Ryan

I've been rimmed a couple times and each time it feels weirdly amazing. The only problem is I feel I have to fart, and one time I actually did but he kept going...anyone else deal with this...unpleasant dilemma?

>>1529121
Uh? No, never heard of this happening

>>1529072
>and whoever the unattractive guy is
That's the spirit

>>1529121
I'm dating a really dominant guy and he farts in my face when I'm rimming him just to show me that he doesn't give a fuck and that he knows I will still worship him even if he treats me like shit.
And he's right.
I just gag and keep going.
It turns me on just to think about it now, even though it is completely disgusting.
But he's a God and I worship him and I would do anything for him.
The worse he treats me the more turned on I get.
He has turned me into a hole that lives for his giant dick.
I literally can't think about anything else.
And I never rimmed anyone before him, but he ordered me to do it and I did and now I do it all the time because he likes it and it really turns me on now.
I guess I have low self-esteem or daddy issues or I'm just really submissive but whatever it is he knows how to make me so horny I can't even see straight.

>>1529222
I wish my boyfriend was like you

>>1529222
>>1529481
Wish I had a BF like that too except without the farting, something about that crosses the line between dom and gross for me at least

>>1529121
Be careful not to eat foods that make you farty if you're planning sexy time later.bif you feel them in there around sexy time, excuse yourself to the bathroom and let them out as discreetly as you can. Sounds like the guy you're fucking didn't care though. My boyfriend has farted in my mouth too, just a little airy poot, and it was pretty hot. I like pit smells and piss and stuff, though, so I guess that's not surprising.

>>1529484
Interesting. I thought the opposite. The fart dom part was hot but then it sounded less appealing as his writing devolved into his lack of self worth.

>>1531341
Sauce?

>>1531503
Seconded

>>1522053
I like be to lick ass and mine knows it. When he senses me getting ready to go for his hole he just stbstops and says 'I have to get ready'. And he gets up and cleans. I just lie there and think of the tasty treat I'll be enjoying in about 10 minutes.

>>1531503
>>1532983
SC Daniel (Top) and Forrest (Bottom)
Daniel is perfection.

Hahaha going for the Chris Benoit are you, good luck! Keep it up here - spend all the time you want, you have way less impact on his life than you think, fattie. PS. Art is still bad.

>>1534523
Is he taking a nice big inhale of his anal fumes?

>>1520488
Does anyone know if Chinamoot browses /hm/?

>>1523865
SAUCE ???

>>1534526
No. The only time he'd ever even heard of /hm/ is when we complained about all the straight porn ads and he kindly got them removed for us.

Moot made a single post in 2012 and I know I have the screencap somewhere, but I can't find it

>>1534783
I'd like to see it if you can find it again. For archival purposes.

>>1520711
Does it mean you're gay if pics like this make you hard?

>>1534919
No because those are twinks

If you like twinks you're nothing more than straight

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>>1534836
>>1534783
here you go

>>1534922
It's still very much homosexual.

>>1520488
Bamp

>>1521406
Sauce??

>>1537317
What's this from?

>>1520526
Sauce?

>>1520789
>curious virgin here

Typically, before getting a rim job, do you guys wash your assholes before your partner performs on you? It looks like it feels really good but I don't think I could ever lick someone else's asshole, just because of the thought of shit flying out or getting a fart to the face.

>>1523528
Who's that guy on top?

>>1542638
This. It really makes a big difference.

>>1542632
hygiene is so important to me but some people like it when i dont wash after gym so i guess its a preference. honestly its possible with the shit/fart thing. but there are ways around it such as douching and having a good diet. when it comes to sex if im not confident they are hygienic i tell them to get lost or order them to shower or something

>>1521819
sauce?

>>1520726
Sauce?!?!?

>>1537316
Source?

So sad they can't afford a toilet papers to wipe their butthole till they need a tongue of somebody to clean it for them.

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>>1550219
Im ready for this, daddy

Bamp

>>1546822
BUMMPPP!!

>>1550474
Thiss

>>1550709
Thos looks like corbinfisher.

>>1550219
Holy shit who is the guy getting rimmed

>>1550853
Dante from BiLatinMen alias Tomas from IOMacho. Sadly he never bottoms.

>>1550709
More pls

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>>1520488
Rimjobs are the best

>>1520503
lekker boys

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Rimjob party

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>>1529005
Interestingly, I don't enjoy face sitting that much, even though I visually find it to be extremely hot. The problem for me is that I can't get my tongue into a guys hole as easily when hes sitting on my face. The best way for me to rim a guy is with him on his knees doggy style.

I find that some guys are a little hesitant to assume this position (I'm mostly a bottom). They often prefer to stay on their back if I was sucking them off before making my way down there. This assumes that they even are fine with me rimming them, which not all guys are, and I suspect less tops are. It's still common but I imagine not as common as bottoms who enjoy being rimmed.

It's tough to be a bottom whose favorite sexual thing besides (MAYBE) getting fucked is eating ass.

>>1520488
>tfw my bf always wants me to rim him and i find it disgusting

why even live?

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>>1554378
Also, does anyone else get bothered by rimming pictures that look ineffective in reality? IE pictures where the tongue is barely getting into the guy? Sometimes I see pics that just leave me thinking "I can do better than that..."

>>1551011
>Dante
Damn that sucks, thanks tho :)

Think we could get a few rimming stories?

My boyfriend has this thing for getting his ass pampered. He's very masculine and makes me shave his ass and clean it for him in the shower. Usually when we fuck he always wants me to rim him. He makes me kiss his asshole gently and finger him before he actually lets me put my tongue on him. It's pretty hot when he sits on my face and grinds on me.

>>1559907
That sounds pretty hot. And all the pre-care probably makes you even more eager to finally get in there.

>>1521440
sauce?

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>>1560038
sauce?

>>1560777
Who is the guy on top? I seen him before but I forgot his name.

>>1525397
>Sweaty asses and balls and pits and feet are ho
>>1525399
>This, I don't understand people who like musk and stench, one of the biggest turn offs for me.

How did you read, and reply, to that post so wrong?

>>1562505
Looks like it hurts.

>>1562504
Sauce?

>>1520488
Whats a rimjob like? I mean giving one

>>1564410
it is nice when they are clean.
like kissing only even better.
the hole is very tender and sensitive.
i can make my boy moan and beg to get fucked.

if they're not clean i just take them into the shower and soap them up.
make it a part of the foreplay.

>>1520728
Did it some times with ex bf, actually feels awesome until you're into it of course

>>1564410
First MAKE SURE THEY CLEANED THEIR ASS with wet wipes or something. Don't want to lick any funky stuff. Even if you're very hygienic, your ass sweats a lot during the day.

Anyways, it's actually one of my biggest turn-ons. I love giving rimjobs and actually receiving a rimjob feels pretty good too, but it might vary for some people. For example it's an intense feeling when I get rimmed, but I don't get hard from it, but when I do it to my bf, he does get a hard-on.

If the person you rim cleaned his ass well, it should just taste like cleanly washed skin. I did rim my bf a couple hours after he cleaned his butt, it was a little sweaty but the slightly musky smell was really hot and did taste a little salty, but it just made it even sexier.

TL;DR It's really hot but make sure the person you rim cleaned their ass.

>>1566186
>with wet wipes

yeah, because that probably tastes really good
just take a shower

>>1566211
Just use unscented baby wipes. Works perfectly fine.

This is the best guide I've ever seen about cleaning your ass. You always should if you're going to get rimmed or fucked.

http://imgur.com/gallery/yjOXz

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>>1566836

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>>1566836
this shit is insanely overrated. Just know if you have to shit or not, have good hygiene, and use lube or copious amounts of spit. You'll be fine.

More often than not this causes more problems than it solves.

>>1566852
>More often than not this causes more problems than it solves.

Not really. I've never had any problems, nor have I heard of any.

I think there is a fundamental philosophical difference between people as far as what is an acceptable amount of cleanliness, and that disparity causes people with lower standards to clash with people with higher standards.

Neither way is better than the other, but I've frequently seen both sides think they're right. I have a very high cleanliness standard, and it seems you don't. That's ok, as long as we're not going to have sex. But don't preach that everyone should do things the way you do.

>>1566853
putting a lot of water into your colon is just going to loosen everything up.
you will end up with a huge mud slide that appears at the most inopportune time.
trust me, i've been there.
it was horrifying.
if you insist on douching, only use a small amount.
for best results just buy a fleet enema and follow the directions.
pumping tap water into your ass (which contains chlorine) is going to cause gas and bloating and destroy the fauna biome that lives there.
this is how people get IBS.
just as douching is bad for women and can cause problems like yeast infections, enemas, unless given by a licensed practitioner, are more trouble than they are worth.
>being this anal
just eat a healthy diet and don't get fucked right after you've eaten too much mexican food and you'll be fine.
>why mexican food? because it contains beans which cause gas.

I have a gay friend who rimmed me a few years back when I got curious, I enjoyed it but eventually got overwhelmed with the exposed and embarrassed feeling.

I've been thinking about it quite a bit recently, and I've been broadening my porn library, so I've been feeling pretty curious again, wanting to actually go farther.

I'm still in contact with him, he actually just recently offered to smoke me up and chill. I'd like to bring it up, but I'm not sure how to engage him, as that was my only experience with another guy and he pretty much made me his submissive. How should I bring it up with him?

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>>1567312

Dude, just get together with him, hang out, partake of substances, and then hit on him or call him "sir", first jokingly and then more like however you acted before. 100% guarantee he thinks of it every time he thinks of you.

>>1566836
cleaning out your gut is terrible for your health though. You can have all sorts of complications and then you need to get a fecal transplant. You will literally need to eat shit if you do this too much.

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>>1567312
suck his dick

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>>1566853
>You always should if you're going to get rimmed or fucked
>Don't preach that everyone should do the things the way you do

sigh

Also, you're implying if you don't do this you get shit dick. Ex and I had sex easily 2-3 times a day in our first year (died down a bit after), but almost all of it spontaneous. Very few instances of shit dick. But out of literally 1000+ instances of sex, not that big of a deal. Especially since, you know, soap and water exists. Didn't have time to douche or not eat for a day or whatever the fuck people do to prepare.

But whatever floats your boat my man.

>>1567312
Ask him to rim you.

>>1567354
That sounds like a good way to get a no.

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>>1567355
>has rimmed you before
>being this coy with someone who has literally stuck their tongue on/in your asshole

Not surprising he made you the submissive. When I top I love rimming (clean) asshole and playing with it using the tip of my dick. Just keeping acting submissive then, you'll have tongue and dick in you pronto anon.

does anyone have any tips on giving a rimjob?

The last time I rimmed someone, I knew he was into rimjobs and he's usually pretty audible during sex, but didn't hear a peep while I was doing it.

Bamp

>>1568860
Lick his butthole, pretty simple. Biggest thing you have to worry about is how clean he is, beyond that it doesn't take a lot of skill or effort.

https://www.pornhub(.)com/view_video.php?viewkey=2000639295

Hands down my favorite rimming vid ever. The fun starts at 13 minutes but after it's nothing but beefy asses getting eaten.

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One of, if not the best rimming video I've ever seen. Pretty much would love to spend most of my time having my ass ate and or eating ass

>>1562503
Sauce?

>>1573070
Helix studios, logan cross and troy ryan, test drive my cock

>>1562505
bottom looks like he might have testicle cancer :\

>>1571672
where in brazil?

>>1521406

Whole thread and it took this long to see one with hole contact...and that just momentarily.

>>1523866

BUENO

Tongue-fucking is what it's all about...not just a couple of licks like a fucking Popsicle

>>1524545

I think you may need to look up the definition of "rimming"

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>>1525399

Well good for you. So leave the manly-smelling ones for us

>>1526293

"A little sweaty" is the hottest, just like rubbing my face in somebody's balls who just exercised is hotter than doing it right after he got out of the shower.

In fact, when I see a hot guy jogging or exercising, the first thing I think of is how sweaty and tasty his asshole must be right then.

>>1535215

He probably had something set up to search for anything that posted his name

>>1551069

I have eaten out more assholes than I can count, but it would take a gun pointed at my head to make me rim a nigger

>>1554382

Yes! or when the face is so buried in the cheeks, they probably have their mouth closed.

I mean, we want to see the hole, and the tongue, at the same time.

>>1566852

Ewww, one thing I don't want to taste when I rim is lube.

>>1573799
At least they aren't Jews

>>1520717
source?