Find something sexier than this.

can't

I think half the threads are sexier.

I think you just won 4chan, my friend.

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Yes OP, two things that are always hot: military guys and shorts. Can't go wrong with those.
Now excuse me as I post a few pictures to stop this thread from being deleted. Read the rules pls.

>>1516315
>>1516367
What are these shorts called they look both comfy and sexy at the same time. Aren't these the shorts that accentuates your ass as well?

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>>1516361

>>1516592
damn, got moar of him?

>>1516362
This!!! Who the fuck is this?

I've seen this pic plenty of times but have not been able to find out who he is.

>>1516359
Is this real? This cannot be real.

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>>1517032
I know the guy in that pic and he never worked for UPS afaik. It's either Photoshopped or a Halloween costume of some sort.

>>1516959
e.g.
http://gayxclusive.blogspot.de/search/label/Dotado?zx=ba8d319828a9c8bb

>>1517052
Fuck he's hot, thanks anon.

>>1516359
sauce? he's so hot

>>1516360
*drool*

>>1516363
>neck wider than head
A+++++++++++++++++++++++++

>>1517044
Damn it!

>>1516315
>>wanting a marine
>>wanting an unfaithful manwhore

Anything is sexier op

Every reply so far has been better

>>1516315
You pretty well cannot. However I will now post two pictures that if you added them together you arrive at something close?

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>>1517575
1/2

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>>1517576
2/2

>>1516501
they're called silkies. or ranger panties

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>>1517385
>unfaithful

Semper fidelis is a Latin phrase that means "always faithful" or "always loyal". In the United States it is best known as the motto of the United States Marine Corps usually shortened to Semper Fi.

You're literally stupid!

>>1517582
I'd mention that 'Semper Fi' is referring to staying loyal to their country.
Besides, people are still people, they can ignore rules arbitrarily~

>>1517582
lol If I wore a shirt that said, "Trustworthy," would you believe everything I say?

>>1517341
kek same

>>1517582
Great porn attached. This is not a board for arguments or Patriotism. We all just want good porn. Good thing >>1517385 isn't figuratively stupid!

>>1516366
What are they doing?

>>1518147
Navy SEAL training where they have to lie on cold water. It's called surf torture I think.

>>1516315
Bump

>>1516367
Pretty close.

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>>1516315

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>>1516315
this guy is pretty sexy
pic related

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>>1522117
here's another one of him.
it's from the movie Seven Lucky Gods

>>1517577
moar or name?

>>1517385
Aw did someone get dere whittle heart bwoken by a mawine

>>1525282

Good to know the moron community is still eager to post their commentary on everything.