David Laid thread

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>>1511310

>>1511310

fun fact: "Laid" means ugly in French

>>1511310
body not awful but the face is off and a bit childish i have to say

>>1511386
he just turned 18, so his face looking childish isn't that strange

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>>1511430
He's 19

god-tier twunk.

>>1511436
No way is he 19 with that body, that's actually pretty impressive.

>>1511328
Fun fact, French is a dead language in the star trek universe.

>>1511386
It's not that his face is childish, it's that it's feminine. Prominent cheekbones, gaunt cheeks, and shapely lips.

He looks like Sigourney Weaver in the face IMO.

>>1511499
To me a looks a bit shunken-baby-head ish but there are many different ways to describe how strange he is from the neck up, I'm sure. Could stare at that chest all day though

>>1511512
this is why every gay guy should go to the gym.
even if you have an ugly face you can still get guys to fuck you because they are mesmerized by your body.

>>1511541
lmao, your body won't look anything close to his no matter how much time you spend in the gym

>>1511547
seriously, loads of lucky genetics at play here (as well as hard work, of course, but that's not the only factor)

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>>1511555
yes indeed, pic related

he deleted a lot of his early pics because he probably realized they were sexual and he was like 17

I tried to get into this guy cuz I genuinely like hearing how muscle guys think and they are so nice on the eyes.

But I never understood this guy. He seemed so much more uptight than most jocks and it sort of gave me the creeps. I like to hear guys teach about physiology, physics, anatomy, focus and positive attitudes. But when this guy talked, he just sounded uptight and neurotic. Not something I associate with natural masculinity. Sort of that 'muscle queen' vibe that makes my hair stand on end.

Like JGL said in that movie, "I hate it when they look like Tarzan and talk like Jane".


Laid is very hot to look at though.

>>1511436

I didnt know he was that young. Really? I only saw him on yt a few times. When I did, he was replying to emails or something.


As for his face, I thought it was very pretty and he did have a nice body, true. Just something about the catty attitude.

I can never figure it. I used to look at hunks on yt and always though it was odd how many gay friendly body builders there were that were definitely straight but had a sort of uptight vibe to them.

The last time I looked there was some hot Swede /pol/ster and "Dank Nick". I think the muscle guys get a lot of gay vid requests cuz they would mention it sometimes and opine endlessly on gay issues. I never completely understood the /fit/-/hm/ connection.

Im pretty busy lately, but I should make time to see who the YT muscle guys are these days. I think watching them flex is better than a lot of porn desu.

>>1511682


Heres that nutty Nick guy. I like vids with his pet hedgie too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00X60lj8Tk

The muscle guys get bank advertising fitness stuff on YT which is pretty cool

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>>1511685

I guess so. I still mourn the loss of Storm Lefron and Michael Hoffman. They genuinely liked their fans and were nearly ruined by psycho weirdos. And their only crime was giving fans what they asked for.

Hoffman became something of an odd duck. He let the whackos get the better of him and sort of withdrew. I didnt think he had to stop his workout vids, but I think he did. He kept doing porn sorta (if you count solos as porn). But then he went crazy with tattoos and that bothered me. Not because of their appearance; he will always be Michael Hoffman. But because it sort of signalled a loss of identity, and that bothered me. He just seemed to let it get to him too much, and I suspect he started recreational drugs. He still works out, but he doesnt have that competitive spirit anymore.

Then there was Bryan Silva. He's back in jail, last I heard. I dont know what to say about him. I do think people are too hard on him. He is definitely his own man.

>>1511696
Yeah I feel bad for Hoffman. He deserves better. He could of also made some better decisions, I doubt he made much money off of those solos vids he made himself. Now he is branded a porn even though he is essentially a step above a cam whore. If he went with an actual company he could of had made some money while also starting a career.

It is a shame about the amount of tattoos he has gotten.

>>1511696
>I do think people are too hard on him
I think people are exactly the right amount of hard on him. Look if deep down he had a great personality, then maybe he deserves niceness, but has he ever shown that? All there was was an overinflated sense of ego and questionable looks.

Is Laid gay? I've heard rumours, but I'm not sure if that's just people who dislike him stirring. He seems to have a lot of people who dislike him in the body "community". Is he a dick or something? Or are they just jealous?

>>1511811
where have you got that idea from? david laid gets on with pretty much everyone in the internet fitness community. he's pretty humble and doesn't need to peddle bullshit to make money. he has an off-camera girlfriend. not gay, but that doesn't stop me imagining it.

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>implying you wouldn't

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He used to be a lot lewder when posting selfies on ask desu.

>>1511940
Are there any nudes out?

At some point, the narcissism overshadows the aesthetics.

Its one thing to want to look good. Its another to defensively obsess over it. It reeks of insecurity elsewhere and rather sinks the masculine image.

Theres the guy that likes how he looks and wants to look better. Then theres the guy who wants to look better because he can never accept what he sees. Laid seems to be the latter, Im afraid.

>>1511977
>I took psych at a liberal arts college so let me take the time to uselessly project my insecurity
Or he's hot and works hard for his looks so he likes to show off? I wouldn't dig too deep into this here, most guys like this aren't too deep anyways. Odds are he does it for the same reason a million other instagram whores do it, the attention. You'd probably do it too if you looked like he did.

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>>1511979
This.

The bitterness people spew over good looking dudes showing off their bodies online, especially on a fucking porn board of all things, is hilarious.

>>1511979
>I took psych at a liberal arts college
> let me take the time to uselessly project my insecurity

At least your irony earned a reply

>>1511987
Jokes on you, idiot, I never went to college

>>1511986

Speaking of bitterness, where did anyone say he wasn't attractive? Or that there was something wrong with mixing cam whoring with body building, or body building generally?

I seem to have triggered the Laid IDF. Laid is indeed very hot with pretty features. More importantly, he has a very disciplined, detailed physique and aesthetics generally that deserve especial mention.

And then he opens his mouth and sounds a lot like you. Congratulations to you both. I hope he doesn't chip a nail and ruin his next competition.

>>1511966
You can see his cock in this one

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC6mC2pjulD/?taken-by=davidlaid&hl=sv

>>1511482
Also dead in the Futuramaverse

Not just him but for all these types, they always post pics of themselves in boxerbriefs with the "legs" of the boxerbriefs rolled up. Why don't they just wear briefs?

>>1512059
they probably don't like wearing briefs. the reason the legs of the boxer briefs are rolled up is to better show the muscles

>>1511883
>where have you got that idea from?
Oh, not from actual people in the fitness community, I meant on forums and so on. They really seem to dislike him insisting he's natural. As I said, I think it's just jealousy.

The following is a genuine question, not meant to be bitchy - what does he do? Is he studying, does he have a job? Or is he doing body stuff full time? Does that pay?

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>>1512119
He's sponsored by some fitness brand. Right at the moment he got that deal he stopped posting the bulge shots in calvin kleins. Sucks for us.

Youtube probably brings in some money too.

>>1511986
I love you

>>1511444
When you are muscled like that, you aren't a twink. He isn't even a twunk. This kid is a gym rat or a stud.

>>1511979
Nah. I'd have to agree. The kid is obsessed. Something is wrong.

>>1512119
Breh, he's fucking loaded.
Gymshark pays him well over 3 grand a month, and he probably bring in around 3 grand a month from adsense too.

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He was hotter before he went full steroids.

>>1512294
he's a twink with muscles, ergo twunk. i'll admit that my definition of a twunk is a little broader than most people's idea of a twunk is just a twink with a few weeks of lifting under his belt.

>>1512119
sponsorships and youtube money

>>1512485
You think he's on steroids in that pic? lmao

>>1512529
No he thinks he's hotter there which was a "pre-steroids" pic, not that I think you need steroids to get a body like his but that's what he meant anyways

>>1512530
In what pic is he on steroids then?

>>1512532
Ugh, trying to be helpful and get this stupid shit as a response. L2 reading comprehension figure it out yourself

I want to lick the sweat off his chest and neck :3

Another 6/10 whitey who went to the gym to compensate for his shit face, You queens will worship anybody posted here.

>>1513642
i wish he had lighter eyes, he naturally looks dark and brooding and those dark ass eyes look a little demonic in some pics

>>1513635
>edgy contrarian

>>1513676
that dude sounds more like a bitter nigger than an 'edgy contrarian'.

>>1513727
Why not both?

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>>1513757

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He's gorgeous!

I want to eat his ass

>>1513828
Holy shit, he looks like a different person when he smiles/has any other look that his usual moody slight-duckface pose.

Also, this could totally be a Bel Ami promo pic.

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>>1513859
Yea he's way more expressive if he doesn't put on that tough dude /mild duckface face. He should get in front of the mirror and practice faces like models and actors do. I'm certain profession fashion photographers can shoot great portraits of him. He's handsome and has great bone structure.

David is way hotter on video. He has very strong facial expressions when he talks, especially when he get enthusiastic on a topic. It's hot.

>>1513828
>>1514040
oh man i was writing off people on this thread as haters but now that yall posted pictures of him not looking dark and brooding and about to cry, he does have that unattractive lesbian justin bieber look to him :/

>>1513828

His physique is gorgeous, but I agree with

>>1514043

Just a vanilla, generic, white boy, slightly butch lesbian looking Bieber face with a He-Man body. Not saying I wouldn't lick his abs or something, but I wouldn't even come close to pointing him out as my ideal.

He is the most handsome Russian guy out there

>>1514057
there's really nothing generic about him, though. 6"4, 1% physique, and an unusually pretty face with eastern european features. comparing him to bieber is asinine.

>>1515120
really not true at all

He is charismatic as hell in his vids and his buddies are pretty damn hot too!

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Check out his buddy Quinn

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Better one

Flexing

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Again

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Junior pecs

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At the gym

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Delts are coming along nicely

>>1515617
He looks misshapen, kind of an odd body, massive oversized arms like they've been shopped on. I'd fuck him without a second thought but still

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Oh you guys should have this one too

Kinda love the vascularity on the front of the bicep in that one

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Another flexing one

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Dead lift boy

>dat tiny waist
why is that soooooo goooooood?

>>1515617
Oh no, that looks way off. Is it just the angle? Looks weird

>>1515611
damn his friend is waaaaaaaaay cuter

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>>1515609
>>1515611
So, do you think he and this friend, I dunno, maybe feel each others bodies, or maybe rub oil on each other - just to show off our muscles better, bro, no homo.

It's not like he seems to mind that kind of thing.

>>1515664
>>1515731

are you hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh?

>>1515744
the other oneeeeeeee is acttttttttualy anothhhhhhhhhhhhher poster

He is shaving his good boy next door image little by little. Such a dissapointment. I'm not gonna waste my time adoring a douchebag in the making. I heard he was in fight and bragged about it. His videos lately are just for quick youtube cash rather than content we would love to watch like his old videos. He is getting full of himself, slowy but clearly and almost very visible if you are his follower sonce before his gymshark craps.

>>1516444
Agreed, him agreeing to gymshark ruined the channel. And the clothes are as ugly as that midget zack from little people big world (who managed to knock up a full sized girl btw, I hope they get another midget (50% chance), but I'm sort of wandering off.)

I also don't get why David moved out he left a nice McMansion for a house that resembles a trailer. Qwin is a sweatheart tho so maybe they just wanted to spoon in private when the cams are off.

>>1516495
Qwin is still okay, I guess. It's funny how I always thought Dave is more than just muscles, turn out I was wrong.

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Fuck he's so hot! wanna suck on those big tits while he goes to town on my ass

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Those fucking thighs

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>>1511310
can't he just leak a vid where he is jerking of to himself in the mirror

>>1516854
>wanna suck on those big tits while he goes to town on my ass

You some kinda contortionist?

>>1516854

what's up with faggots obession with getting fucked by a hot straight muscular bubble butt guy? if you're gay you should fuck his ass. not the other way around. this is why gays don't deserve human rights. you still wanna be slaves. disgusting. shame on you

>>1518156
>this is why gays don't deserve human rights. you still wanna be slaves. disgusting. shame on you
so edgy and hilarious

>>1518152
So you've never heard of the missionary position?

>>1518198
The amount of mouthy virgins on this board I stg.

>>1512532
Don't be retarded and look at the delts, there is no way on earth that he's natty
>>1511943

>>1511943
heres the original of this one, https://www.instagram.com/p/BNXUhMhBoto/

>>1519295
He's without a doubt not. His delts aren't un naturally big, he just uses angles to make them look slightly bigger. Off yourself

>>1519719
It's not that they're big, they have the 3d steroid look. off yourself

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Who really cares if he uses steroids or not he's still hot as fuck.

I'd still lick every drop of sweat off that perfect body and beg him to fuck me

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>>1515732

>>1519788
>I'd still lick every drop of sweat off that perfect body and beg him to fuck me

you say that in nearly every thread about most all the pictures.
do you think anyone cares how you would debase yourself for a jpeg fantasy?
are you too autistic to realize that it becomes tiresome?

>>1511386
>>1511430
>>1511499
>>1511512
His face is hot af.

>>1511547
His body would take a few years, but it's very doable.

>>1511555
not really
>>1511613
That's just shitty muscle training and a bad pose.

>>1512001
>>1513635

You sound like a bitch.

>>1519783
>>>1519766
aw, did jason blaha tell you "3d delts" means steroids? the dude is an admitted angle/lighting whore who looks lean as hell but pretty obviously natural on video. he has undoubtedly benefitted from starting training at just the right time though.

>>1519982
>That's just shitty muscle training and a bad pose.

No. Thats shitty genetics. No style of training would fix his woman hips and narrow shoulders.

>>1519989
>starting training at just the right time

anytime is the right time to start training.

>>1513635
>whitey
Kys

>>1520061
>>>1520128
you can't look like that at 19 if you start training at 35, pedantic cunt

Geez....just wait when he no longer can attract people's attention then he will leak his own nudes. Stop being so fucking desperate and act like fucking fitness experts on porn board for gay porn. And stop samefagging your pathetic ass.

>>1511328
>bitter fat old queen

>>1511555
Hard work is the key though. Shit genetics is relative anyway. Lue farigno had a 5pack and still had a godly body. Would anyone look at his body and scoff lolshitgenetics? Nah.

>>1515352
Anyone can do roids or whatever he's on because he's certainly not natty so yes he's generic. Do some roids and a few months of exercise and you'll have a comparable body.

>>1520512
They are trolls, you can tell by their posts.

>>1522044
At least they didn't bitch about whether he's gay or not and stuff. Lol

>>1520522
Yeah that's just what lazy people like to say, assuming you do the workouts that he does and eat the food he does, 90% would look just like him- maybe with some slightly different proportions.

>>1520522
of course anyone who works out enough and eats well can have a big, muscular body. the point is lou ferrigno (and his body) was nowhere near as pretty as david (and his body) is. because of genetics. and i mean, david's genes aren't even perfect. his abs are asymmetrical like lou's. but still very visually appealing all around.

bumps

could someone make a hot webm of him?

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Those pits <3

So sad, how people idolize this sort of steroid using egocentric boys. When you're on the gear they are, EVERYBODY can get such a body, even without a lot of effort. There's nothing to admire about these idiots who mainly only love themselves.

>>1527567
I wouldn't give a shit if more ppl did desu. Bodies like this are hot as fuck natural or not, don't see what the big deal is

>>1515325
where did he post this??

>>1527567
little effort huh? lets see your little effort fat clumps

>>1527567
>roids
>for that physique
i love when people accuse others of roids for non-roid physiques.

>>1511940
Squatting after bottoming

are there any nudes of him that exist at all or is he strictly a body builder?

He's really hot when speaking Russian

>>1534578
strictly bodybuilder unfortunately

anyone else think his face doesn't match his body? its like someone took kens head and stuck it on action mans body...

>>1535692
>thatismyfetish.jpg

I want to worship his body and lick his abs

>>1536955
kys

I love a 'disproportionately' narrow waist on a guy with a big, broad back. Instaboner

this is the type of thing that made me bi-sexual

>>1538651
Yes that combined with his big hard ass

i love it when /fit and /hm come together to create this kind of content.

i want to suck his cock while he benches a heavy weight

>>1541000
I want him to suck my cock while he benches a heavy weight

>>1541798
And now he's to the point of no return

>>1541812
He hit it a while ago. They all do. Every guy who's serious about working out eventually takes it past my taste level, which really just makes me wish my tastes were different lol. I wish I found the HUGE muscles hot but I always seem to prefer how guys look only 1–2 years after starting

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>>1541812
If you've ever watched his videos he's not nearly as cut/big as he looks on IG.

>>1541794
I prefer Qwin tbqh.

>>1541823
His hair is too short. He used to have great hair

>>1515656
>those kankles

>>1543734
>>>1515656
those...aren't...cankles?

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>>1541798
What's wrong with his face? He looks like that weird Ken Doll guy.

>>1544165
He's lean and has a boyish slightly-feminine face.

>>1544165

He has had so much plastic surgery, he is probably more plastic than a Ken doll. ESPECIALLY in personality.

>>1544165
Bulking and cutting cycles affect his face. Might be aging too. And don't forget he's Russian.

>>1545445
...Laid isn't russian.

>>1545477
Where do you think he is from?

>>1545487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_cahRE10rM

does he fucking sound foreign to you?

>>1545490
Relax, jesus. And idk about where he's from but I know sometimes people move here young and have no accents, or maybe his parents are Russian or something

>>1545491
maybe don't make a retarded post next time

>>1545493
It wasn't me I just couldn't help but comment on how hilariously triggered you were about something so not worth being triggered over. Idk who Laid is desu outside of what I see on this board

>>1545490
https://youtu.be/whcrSxNY-q0?t=52s

Does he fucking sound American to you?

Seriously though, that anon was obviously talking about his genes, which are Russian, and so the whole Russian face thing. Stop being an idiot.

>>1545506
Ah, allow me to correct myself - Estonian.

>>1545507
No, he's russian, but his family is from Estonia. Estonia has a large russian minority living there from the soviet times

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>>1545445
yea it's when he's cutting he loses the softer features in his face.
>>1545490
he looks handsome and healthy in this vid

>>1545653
Also helps when he isn't doing his stupid pout

>"Rare David Laids".......

Stop fapping too much so your brain can function properly.

Would you eat his farts?

>>1546573
Anytime, anywhere.

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the calvins are back!

You guys need help. Anyone with brain can see he lures people enough to make them curious and wanting for more but he will never gives you more. Only tease and tease till the day you die or he die. Wake up, stupidfucks. He's probably smirking his way to the bathroom etc reading those desperate comments from you faggots.

>>1548032

This. Only way to stop him is to rape him. I mean literally. I'm dead serious

>>1548032
>doesn't realize people like being teased and tantalized
Precious.

>>1548032
>he lures people enough to make them curious and wanting for more but he will never gives you more. Only tease and tease till the day you die or he die.
That's the MO of like every vain internet celebrity ever.

>>1548069
Do they though? It depends on the context, if you're in the same room as someone it can be hot as fuck, the other kind of teasing can be obnoxious and hate-able

>>1548032
You're actually retarded and incredibly paranoid if you think this

>>1548072
yes, lots of people enjoy it, even over the internet. bodybuilder cam guys have been capitalizing on this phenomenon for over a decade now

people who've built up a following as a tease tend to lose a lot of interest as soon as they show cock

>>1548072
>>1548143
a lot of the older closeted gays who pay big bucks to watch cam whores don't even WANT to see cock. it turns them off because they're in denial or whatever

>>1547682
Unf that's so hot.

What does everybody in this thread have in common?
None of them are ever getting LAID. :^)

>>1548226
I have never wanted to punch someone in the face this hard before. You experience new depths of emotion on this board.

>>1548449
Maybe you do, most of us just tab in and out between fapping to other stuff, I think you're taking the wrong things too seriously

>>1548451
>fairy with ADD flutters between this-n'-that smut online
I think you're the wrong thing to take too seriously.

>>1548452
>this-n'-that smut
Funny for the wrong reasons, tone down the forced cleverness, nobody's as impressed with these are you are apparently

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>>1548455
>nobody's as impressed with these are you are apparently
>are you are apparently
I rest my case.

>>1548617
He looks like a male cheerleader alien.
He should never have gotten out of that bathroom though. Someone should have flushed!

>>1548032
They have no self respect, pretty sure it's their lifetime goal to get insulted and humiliated by straight guys. Waste you breath telling them anything.

>>1548996
That projection.

He's a hot guy with a great body. Him being straight has nothing to do with it. It's like being attracted to a celebrity. You know they aren't going to show nudes either. But what they do show is attractive.

And of course, your claims to somehow be above all this is utterly undermined by the fact you clicked on this thread in the first place.

>>1549008
>Him being straight has everything to do with it
ftfy

>>1549008
The only one who is projecting here is you, faggot.
>"And of course, your claims to somehow be above all this is utterly undermined by the fact you clicked on this thread in the first place."
So? Why did you reply to my post? Because if based on your "Don't click what you don't like" logic my post should has been left alone by you. Thing is, faggot, I and everyone else have every right to write and reply to anyone in any thread made in public forum, the same way you thought it was your right to reply to my post, stupidfuck.
Next time, don't tryna be a smartass.

>>1549058
Lol! If he was gay it's all pitchfork and stake from these faggots. It's gonna be Colton Haynes craps all over again.

>>1549997
Rather see more of the buddy. Anyone know him?

>>1550144
steven cao
his instagram @stevencao_

>>1550865
I just want to see his penis.

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>>1549272
>Colton Haynes
I remember her.

>>1551389
okay-okay, nice body but face like a fish

>>1551416
Why? Just a normal cute face.

>>1551504
>normal
Go outside.

>>1551515
No.
Then tell me what's wrong with his face?

>>1550973
Be a toilet bowl...

Is this my new god
Ramen

>>1552104
there are stranger fetishes

>>1512532
Look at this back-ne >>1511986

>>1552810
>roiding for this

lol

i love it when people have no idea what actual roided dudes look like

David says you faggots are creepy, stop making thread about him. I am Dave's friend.

>>1553100
Tell David that if he is going to put himself out there as a sex object then he is going to have to accept the fact that thousands of disgusting old neckbeards are fapping to his pics.

>>1552810
that's water droplets from the shower dumbass. david's physique isn't that suss - in non-posed pics he looks natural. his strength levels are another matter...

>>1553100
He's homophobic now? But for sure we fags don't show our thirst at all on his Instagram.

>>1553174
Where/when did he say he loves gay though?

>>1543722
None of these muscled up himbos are ever more than a little straight.

>>1553100
Tell David that resistance only makes my penis harder.

>>1553215
What makes you say that?

There are no nudes of him but are there any pics that are SEXUAL enough that would make it possible for me to jerk off to it?

ANYONE?????????????????

>>1551389

very very handsome face <3
but he's overdoing the bod. upper part of bod looks unnatural like it's over-inflated bloated while waist looks like wrinkled rubber.

is he gay? my gaydar is off the fuckin charts

>>1551389

What the fuck is with that skin most bodybuilders have? Its like a change in texture; not wrinkled, but grainy. Would've thought it was a filter if I hadn't seen it in motion.

>>1556459
side effects of steroids

>>1556459
>>>1551389
girl that is clearly a filter/edited picture. the 'grainy' look does come with super low body fat/roids tho.

>Thread: Made in February
>Current date: May
Wow..........

>>1556861
Because nobody bumps it but one guy

>>1556942
I have no problem with that. His thread, so it's up to him to bump it or not. Just amazed how this David guy is really well known on 4chan.

>>1541832
Fake. Think i've seen the original.

>>1557122
>amazed

you're amazed that a cam-whore spams pics of himself?
are you 12?

>>1554215
No one who is so into the male form, enough to get into bodybuilding, is not gay.

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>>1557397

>>1557128
laid is cute, fuck off loser.

>>1553215
Yeah, in the same exact way that all hyper-feminine women are lesbians. Oh wait, that's not true and what you're saying is just demasculinizing jew propaganda.

>>1557122
Supposedly some faggots posted his on /fit/ and bodybuilding.com then some homo faggots who lurk on /fit/ started to post his on /hm/ and tumblr. Also the trolls started to post his on /b/ as well. The rest is history. Some said he himself posted his own shits on 4chan. I bet half of his followers and fans before he became a fitness star are pedo faggots.

>>1557526
Don't skip doses of your meds, bro.

>>1557635
Ah...that explains a lot.

>>1511310
9/10 guy
If nice dick 10/10
My new god

Meh

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Holy fucking shit.
Someone make a webm of this from his latest video at around 12 minutes

>>1558062

What's the point? He's not getting fucked on camera.

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>>1558062
k

>>1558180
im not even that gay but this webm makes me salivate

>>1558180
I want to eat his ass

>>1558450
>I'm not even that gay...
Who are you trying to kid?

>>1558062
>>1558077
>>1558450
>>1558469
Get some help, you lot need it.

>>1520016
Problem is that the guy is obviously on roids but uses them badly, he probably got on gear before he had a good strength base and he looks like a fucking beta manlet

>>1515678
Faggots know nothing about angles and light it seems. He makes his core look very thin and his shoulders pop out a lot more by angling and using the light
It doesn't look natural

>>1512119
Well he obviously is lying to his followers, doesn't matter if they're gullible idiots, but he is not natty. The thing is there is no money in being natty

>>1519719
Post your body, let's see how much you know about the topic

>>1528568
I love when idiots who can't squat 100 kg claim to know shit about lifting or gear symptoms

>>1556459
Its due to steroids which was mentioned earlier.

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>>1558180
WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IF HE NATTY OR NOT HE FINE AF

>>1558919
Why?

>>1559130
Stop trying.

>>1559037
I literally lifted 210 lbs on monday and I look like shit. Laid is not on gear dumbass.

>>1559037
>implying 100 kg is a lot of weight to squat

2pl8 is normie strength

>>1558549
im legit a 2 at that scale for gayness

>>1559344
They won't stop. I think they will die of heart attack the day he finally decided to go nude or jerkoff on cam.

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I wanna drown in his cum

>>1562465
Ugh, grossly disproportionate.

>>1562465
And they say Trump has small hands...

>>1562465
I'm puzzled by that bulge. Where is his dick, looks like he just has nuts in this one. He should start taking pics with a semi.

>>1562465

yuck. that looks so unnatural.

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>>1562474
>>1562478
>>1563214
Prepare to vomit.

>>1562465

If that's not Photoshopped, or some kind of an unfortunate perspective trick, he's gone way too far into "plastic surgery addict person" territory. In amazing shape, but not sexy.

>>1563299
what the fuck are you all so puzzled about? yeah, he angles himself to look bigger, it's called posing - bodybuilders have been doing it for decades

>>1563281

Who is this?

>>1562465
>>1563299

he looks like the surgeon made a massive mistake and inserted balloons into his shoulders instead of silicone

>>1562465
jesus christ he looks like a caricature

this is not ok

>>1511310
Looks to be in excellent shape

He looks sad lately. I wonder what's going on with his life.

>>1564989
sadnes

>>1564989
Quarter life crisis.

>>1566772
Projecting

>>1536955
2nd ded. These fags swooning over a roided beiber wannabe.

>>1564989
He is trapped. Has to work out, has to eat loads of food. Can't take a break/vacation or he will shrink. Meanwhile everyone judges him on his looks.

>>1566002
Geez...genius.

>>1567137
Yeah....he used to workout for fun now a must and gymshark team keeps dragging him around. Too overwhelming.

>>1567463
Hope he signed a decent contract. And moving out of his mom's McMansion and into that shack wasn't his smartest move either.
>>1513828 this used to be his room.

>>1567137
>He is trapped.
Not really

>Has to work out,
If it's part of you lifestyle anyway it's not something you don't like doing.

> has to eat loads of food.
He literally complains about traditional bulking so he only eats 200-300 calories more than the usual diet. It's literally a snickers-bar extra per day.

>Can't take a break/vacation or he will shrink.
Muscle loss doesn't happen that fast. He'll lose a bit of strength but he could probably be completely sedentary for a month and see zero loss.

>Meanwhile everyone judges him on his looks.
More like retards who don't know what a person on roids looks like scream about him being a roider. Or the """Fitness""" community in-general.

Guys, seriously, what happened to Qwin's instagram? At first I thought he blocked me but checked on web and page not available. Is his page under review or something? Can someone confirm?

>>1567560
Someone on Malegeneral said some major drama went down between Qwin and David and the other one, that led to Qwin moving out and the other two ignoring him and so on, so imagine it's linked to all that.

Anyone know the full story?

>>1567569
Dude, I asked about his instagram, I didn't know about any drama. If any, it was probably caused by that McKenna guy. Douchebag since day 1.

>>1567560
>>1567569
>>1567589
There's some indication of drama in Qwin's twitter: https://twitter.com/qwinvitale

He claims that somebody hacked his account and that's why it got deactivated. Also interesting a tweet from a few day ago about "how selfish people are".

who the fuck cares about some drama? post his naked pics

>>1567596
That's a relief. I thought I was blocked or something.

>>1567631
I bet it was Dave or his fans. Or Qwin himself, you know, for attention.

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what about that gayfaced boy with the lisp?
he isn't in davids videos anymore. did they have a conflict too?

>>1567596
if you actually read the tweet properly it's about tipping at a restaurant...

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This thread was made in february.....

>>1568772
david is timeless

>>1511310
test