I HAVE MADE AN AMAZING DISCOVERY!!

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A smaller res version

who cares?

>>1510659
Savor this moment, it's the pinnacle for you. From here, it's just a slow descent into old age and obscurity

>>1510659
Bravo sir.

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>>1510663

>Savor this moment, it's the pinnacle for you. From here, it's just a slow descent into old age and obscurity

As I note in my memoirs, it's really not that slow. But thank you for the kind regards.

>>1510665

tyvm

This is a much cheesier one I made just using some distortion.

>>1510659
Can you make it into a gif, or tell me how to open it on an IPhone

yawn , tell me when nick jonas does something

Could you post both pics?

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>>1510768

I can't help with the iPhone. But thanks to EZgif online, I was able to make it into a gif for you. Hope you like it. I cropped it a bit too.

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>>1510779

Sure thing

:3

1/2

This is the med-res that was originally showed up immediately when it happen.

It was released cropped, and- imho- is the better pose and pic if a bit small. Unfortunately, it was also a jpeg. For some reason, I seem to recall that the original released was also a mirror image, but I reversed it here to be orthographically correct.

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>>1510796

2/2

This is the 2nd one that oddly started showing up on image board back channels a bit later with no explanation of how it got out or differed from the original.

At first, I thought it was the same picture in high res. Only in the last few days I realized it wasn't. I can't verify if the peculiar exif data is from an original. It seems unlikely, as it is also a jpeg.


From what I can tell, they are part of a quickly taken set within seconds or fractions of a second from each other, suggesting there may be more lurking somewhere by the photog.

I didn't reverse this one to correct the angle; thus the inverted tattoos.

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>>1510800

This gif shows both stills with a simple blend frame, slightly cropped I think.

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This is from those that oddly showed up a few weeks to a month after it happened, hi-res

1/2

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2/2

This was a pleasant find; so hi-res that you can actually see the perfectly faint man-hair on his god-like bum.

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Next, just a bit of fun I made from the first photo

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I will dump my JB bum set

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>>1510810

These two are among my favorites aesthetically.

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Now Imma just dump some of my 'best of's.

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Well, thats all for now. Sorry I dont have anything much newer. I have lots more of course, some are just charming impromptu snap shots. But I was trying to constrain myself to higher res vogue shots.

Hope you liked them, have a great day.

:3

>>1510808
Oh look it's Double4.

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>>1510811
is there a even higher res copy of this? id like to use it as my wallpaper. the highest google reverse gave me was this one, and that's a tad small. its going to get pixelated and we can't have pixelated jb bum

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>>1511167

I try to get the higher res pics from as direct a source as possible, when possible. I *think* >>1510811 came directly from his old instagram; I'm not sure. Even then, one cant be sure that just because it was his instagram that its the best out there as the Hawaii pic release showed; what is deliberately put out isnt necessarily as good as what the photog is holding on to.

It is indeed a beautiful picture. I too would like a higher resolution png.

Perhaps, depending on the size it has to be, you could filter-fade the edge as a sort of frame, so it fades at the edges to fill in space. I too try to avoid pixelization.

>>1510834
what are those red circles all over him?, theyre in both pictures

>>1511269
its from an asian kind of massage. Suction cup massage or something like that. Olympians started doing it and it blew up

>>1511269
>>1511300

"Cupping". Its putative affect is to raise blood to skin.

>>1511269
He has so many STD's they're mutating and evolving into a super STD.

>>1510662
Agreed.

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>>1511365

yer just mad that justin biebers cock gets everything it wants every time because-

its justin biebers cock

>>1511401

Justin Bieber's cock has very bad taste, apparently. What's with that whale grinding on his shorts?

Yikes.

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>>1511405

>whale

>>1511409

She literally looks pregnant with how bulgy and saggy her stomach is. You can't even see her jaw or collarbones. It's just a flaccid tube of fatty skin straight down.

Fucking disgusting.

>>1511424
dude you sound jealous as fuck

This is huge. Thank you for your work.

i love you, batshit bieber anon. your batshittiness always makes me smile

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>>1511443
>>1511562

<3

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I am happy to report that I have found a higher res of the original release, though it is still just a jpg. It appears to have come out at about the same time as the second, larger one. The way all the Hawaii pics migrated to and across the internet is a bit peculiar. There doesn't appear to have been one official dump. Some appeared here then some others appeared there. The original 680x1024 was the largest available at most places at the time, and yet higher res ones were slowly popping up elsewhere.

Normally, one would explain this as simply being the outlets downsizing the picture. Except not everyone had the same angle and off-sites were getting higher resolution ones than bigger name sites.

Anyways, this is the original, or >>1510796
at a legitimately higher resolution, not just enlarged or blown up. Again, it appears cropped and the resolution is an odd number. I didn't reverse this one to be mirrored correctly because I didnt want to add to the confusion.

So *this* is the highest available resolution version of the this - >>1510796 - unmirrored.

And >>1510800 is the highest known available resolution of the second released one

Why they both have such odd resolution measurements or why the first is cropped and the second one is not, I cannot say.

So of the two full frontal Hawaii pics, *this* and >>1510800 are the highest know available res of each, which are a part of the same set

>>1510805 and >>1510807 belong to, among other more modest ones.

I'm just happy I found a higher res of the original, since the one I had was a measly 680x1024. Still a mysterious migration though.

Iirc, Bieber spent that weekend with his date and some nutty designer before jetting off to Japan. Orlando Bloom had 'leaked' nudes also days before, and was summarily ignored in light of Justin's pics. Selena ended up in the nuthouse where she belongs, and all ended well.

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And finally, a pic from the same weekend-

Justin Bieber relaxing in an enormous inflated flamingo.

:)

>>1510659
What the hell is this nonsense? Bieber isn't even hot anymore?

>>1511702
says who?

>>1510812
Its like he knows he needs to be bent over

When Bieber's mainstream career has completely washed up (happening sooner than later) will he do porn? Just to satisfy his need for attention and exhibitionist urges?

>>1511615
too much time on your hands

>still obsessing over 5/10 canadatrash
can we find someone else

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>>1510811
>>1511201
hey
its the anon from >>1511167 here
i decided to photomanip that shit in order to fill my resolution size
its not perfect and its certainly not my best work, but im satisfied that its good enough to serve as my wallpaper
anyway, decided to post it here in case you're interested
thanks for trying to help

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>>1513211

Very nice. I think you did a great job, and had a good eye for where to split and clone. Your horizon is superb, and you did better than I could've with that lake-shore. That took some work, patience and finesse. Congrats!

I had much less luck with this recent one. Try as I might, I could not color correct it and I don't know why. Its as if the exposure itself was wrong and just destroyed the color balance in the original. I did the best I could though. Im not sure what more I could've done. Truth be known, if its not a paparazzo taking his pics, whoever else takes them tends to do this a lot.

is Justin cut or uncut

>>1513228

Cut. Not sure why. Probably the usual parental naivete

>>1513230
>Not sure why
(((Bieber)))

this is cringe

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>>1513225
thanks for the compliment. i work with advertising, so manipulating images comes easily for me.

tried to fix that one for you. the filter used in the original overexposed the whites (look at his sneakers) and underexposed the blacks, while also killing greens and blues. personally i dont mind the filters, i think it looks cool with it.
but there you go, its the best i could do considering the usage of filters makes it almost impossible to remove it. his skin looks too orange because the filter blended reds with yellows. that part i just cannot fix. but i think it looks pretty good, considering. enjoy.

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>>1513571

Thank you very much! Not just for the corrections, but for explaining why I was having such trouble. I need to learn more, but thats helpful. I was going nuts trying to figure out why I couldn't fix one color without messing up another or getting weird exposure balances.

It looks great- many thanks again!

If anyone wants to help me get over my ex, send me pictures (318) 528-0991

>>1510659
i really don't get his appeal

>>1513684
cuz he's on tv and is moderately attractive, and we like who we're told to like because money is made that way. He's pretty hot but the fact that he's been worshipping for so many years by so many people is hilarious, if you passed him on the street and he wasn't famous you wouldn't look twice

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>>1513704

The more who submit, the more powerful he becomes. The more who hate him, the more protected he becomes by those worshippers.

It's math: He has had more worshippers on this planet during his life than any pharaoh. That means he isn't even in competition with mortals anymore. You have to have had your likeness engraved in Egyptian or Mesopotamian stone to even compete with him in the number of humans devoted to him.

He literally cannot set foot on the ground on any continent he travels without an impromptu concubine assembling of girls who want his dick. Which means he literally has to get on a plane and escape to the sky before the mortals below who are made insane from adoration of his cock grow so large in number that his safety is imperiled.

Some men are physically bigger or have more money or political power, true. Yet none of them have his following and devotion. In this era, the species has chosen him.

Now,.... I'm not saying he is the return of Amun-Ra.

But can we really say with certainty that he is not?

Of course not. And why risk the damnation of blasphemy with idle guesses?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'd love to continue testifying my beliebs, but it's nearly dinner time here and I haven't even lit His candles yet cha-cha-cha

>>1513730
>actually insane
Are you the original 4channer

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>>1513731

I invoked math. That means you can't pick on me anymore. My argument is rock solid.

Go on. Squirm from the inexorable clenching grip of logic if futility comforts you. You cannot deny he enjoys the devotion of more breeding females on this planet than any pharaoh. If that doesn't make him the bearer of holy cocks among our species, nothing does.

Which could also advance credulity to the theory that the internet was indeed invented for Justin Bieber.

Someday you'll see Biebs picture and remember your negativity. But Justin is love. Its not too late to join the side of love so that when that day comes, you'll remember you were part of the love too.

I'll pray for you to join the love in our hearts. I have to do it quick before this koolade gets warm or else I have to start over kekity kek

>>1513730
You realize nobody thinks you're smart and everybody thinks you're creepy and retarded, right? I mean, it's entertaining either way, you just seem to be a little bit deluded about how you're coming off.

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>>1513756

You're assuming that you know how I assume others see me, and you pick "smart". And then want me to know what you think and are moved to tell me.

You're so many levels deep into projection idk where to start.

Luckily, I have more Justin pics for /hm/, and I wasn't really interested in getting drawn into your dead-board loneliness-bawling.

This is the part where you post another bitch completely unrelated to the board or thread as some mewling catharsis, and realize- eventually- that I've left and now you have to cry to someone else.

And now a picture of a handsome man, ironically on /hm/,

:)

you're a fucking faggot OP, like the bad kind

>>1513788
Cheer up sweetie

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>>1513598
no problem. im happy to help!
let me know if you need a pic fixed or corrected or extended or anything like that. ill do it for you.

also, in the future, for color correcting i recomend using color balance, followed by levels and finalizing it with hue/saturation (messing with the color channels in hue/saturation is important)
and when messing with color balance, i try to keep 'preserve luminosity' checked, since it protects the photo from being overexposed by your changes.

>>1513874
>babby's first shoop

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>>1513874

Thank you very much, I appreciate it.

I think I went after the levels first anticipating over-exposure and suspicious looking contrast in the original. Maybe thats where I went wrong. Then I did go on to the color balance, but could tell something I was doing was heavy-handed. If felt like the only way to fix one area was by messing up something else.

I then went on to saturation and 'lightness'. But having lost confidence in the colors themselves, it just felt like I was cleaning up a mess.

I figured it was taken in inadequate light or ambient light. It never occurred to me it might be filtered when it should have; it was staring right at me. All I could think was "why are the bushes red and when I try to fix it, Justin turns yellow?"

I was doomed. Any more effort in my admitted ignorance would've have just dug me in further. I dont have the skill to separate color channels in layers intelligently because I've only had to do it a few times.

Many thanks again!

Here is Justin at the Versace Mansion on Ocean Drive South Beach.

I missed him by about 4 days when I visited there last month, when he played FontaineBleu in Mid Beach.

I did get to see Versace's Mansion though. However, not the inside. I could only afford to cower on the sidewalk and sniff at the topiary while the seagulls strutting on the roof sneered at me.

And rightly so.

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I really like this one for the color. But how I wish they had pulled back and angled up a bit, so we could see him framed by that beautiful mosaic work.

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His photo shoot with Steven Klein for the August 2015 cover of Interview Magazine may still be my favorite. Perhaps I will post some of them later in the week, although most have probably seen them already.

I liked that shoot particularly because until then, I had no idea that Justin had such range.

Why is this dirty canadian twink circumcised? Like I dont understand why that is? Mind you, I was born in a country that doesn't cut dicks too, but I had to have a circumcision cause i had really tight skin. so whats his excuse?
just sayin'.. his dick would look a lot better uncut

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I also liked the Cosmopolitan shoot, at least in concept. Justin was pumped enough to make one wonder if it was shooped (it wasn't, at least not that way.)

The concept was ostensibly to feature him in an vintage beefcake pin-up theme, working out in cool dark colors. It worked, but there were image manipulations that I thought were a little heavy handed to make it look like older film. I would've preferred the aged film be implied than the attempt to recreate it, which just didnt succeed for some reason. perhaps a clashing of effects. Admittedly without it, it would've just looked confused, so perhaps it succeeded after all.

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I think this one is from the Men's Health shoot.

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I dont remember who this was for off the top of my head.

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And finally, just an older selfie.

*****************************

Happy 23rd Birthday today, you sweet gorgeous man. I hope he finds the girl(s) that make his party bright.

*****************************

>>1513931
God I love this picture And shoot so much it gives me 90s slasher realness I'm so hard

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I hope he had a nice birthday

<3

>>1510768
download the VLC app

>>1513786
Lmao fucking wrecked

Anyone notice that for a while now, like years, he looks dead in the eyes? Like there's something missing.

>>1514435
Testosterone

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>>1510659

3D

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When people have to make interpretations of 'something missing in the eyes' to knock an underwear models looks, you have discovered a new level of blatant, pathetic jealousy.

That 'deadness' in his eyes is the reflection of your own self rejection. If you thought you had a shot or could compete, pics of an underwear model with hundreds of millions of dollars would draw you into shitting up threads yammering nothing of value.

idk even why this board exists. Handsome men just entice fat fug neets to converge to baw online. Presumably because no one IRL cares so they have to dump unsolicited opinions here.

It has that eerie stink of fat women who gather at a buffet lunch to gossip about what bitches skinny women are. But unlike here, they at least leave the house. I just notice ugly fags tend to hang out together.

I guess the internet is safe for fugs. If they followed normal people around to gripe in real life, they would likely get their teeth knocked in.

(and no one would notice)

>>1514569

>>1510801

Neat, ty.

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>>1514582

It truly was an annus mirabilis, a year of miracles.

When you see it...

>>1512045
i would literally die if i saw a 4k video of him pounding anybody

>>1514389
where's this clip from?

>>1514583
THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!

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>>1514592

I'm sorry, I don't know. But you might be able to pull up a source if you dig into a reverse search

I may have found it, and glad I did, I had forgot about it.

This was from footage of his Complex Magazine photo shoot with David Black in September 2015, the fine "Houdini" shoot.

https://popculturegay.wordpress.com/2015/09/29/justin-bieber-shirtless-wet-and-bound-in-complex-mag/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm72G-X75lU (the end)

You can read the interview here if your machine can process 50 GB of flash scripting complete with plug-ins and pop-ins on a single web page. The official footage is in the youtube though. Forgive me, I just get testy when any website thinks its okay to use my browser as a three-panel movie screen with 10 gadgets running when a user might have the audacity to be running other programs at the same time. Or I can use Firefox to block the scripts and reload the page a dozen times only to find I cant see shit unless I allow everything.

Now I digress before I go on one of my "hang all software engineers" rants.

http://www.complex.com/music/justin-bieber-interview-2015-cover-story

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>>1514615

He was joking during his recent New Year's bash at the LIV club at FonaineBleu at Mid-Beach, Miami beach.

The man he is pretending to "attend to" is Odell Beckham Jr, wide receiver for the NY Giants.

Coincidentally, his party with Bieber is blamed by some Giants fans for playing so badly against the Packers days later and losing the play-off game (38-13) when he was expected to be practicing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98M_jZtHz8g

Perhaps the athletic trope of abstaining from nookie before the game has some merit after all.

Others blame the hedonist-themed boat trip in Miami's Biscayne Bay that he took a few days later (also with Bieber). It was considered something of a sports scandal story, so enraging fans that sports commentators dubbed it "Boat-ghazi".

I don't claim to know why our Biebs insists on being surrounded by blacks at every social gathering, or why his traveling dance troop is 98% black. I do know that his other friends seem to stay the hell away from him when he does. I also know that Miami Beach, like his agent, is heavily Jewish and an insanely multicultural hell where you go if you're a white guy that hates being around white people.

Perhaps its only a matter of time before Biebs is seen partying across town at the Floppy Rooster gay strip club which, like every gay spot left in Miami, advertise a raunchy gay paradise to tourists but actually delivers 30-somethings in underwear trying to sell you small, watered-down $15 drinks until 5am or until you realize you've been had and leave.

Ft. Lauderdale, on the other hand...

I think Bieber getting fucked by Macklemore sounds hot but thats me

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I love you bieberanon

>>1514639
He's a fucking mess now, I mean I still would, given the chance, but just because he's famous.
If he was just a random on the street I wouldn't look twice.

>>1514583
why does bieber only hang out with black people and why does it look like he's giving the guy a bj
I'm going to imagine he was

>>1514643
He'd be pretty hot without the trashy bleach blond hair and disorganized tatts IMO, but yeah I see what you mean.

>>1514644
Biebers been suckin famous black dick for years in my mind, remember that whole thing he had with usher? Might explain his surly, dickish attitude a bit more too, lusty 14 year old girls everywhere throwing themselves at him and all he wants is big black dick, yet he has to pretend otherwise.

>>1514646
also I've just unexplainable gay vibes from him over the years, whether that means anything or not. Just the way he seemed to aggressively play up his straightness and everything while always being seen with a posse of hot black dudes

>>1514643
it's the damn hair

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>>1514646
>remember that whole thing he had with usher?
please elaborate

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>>1514646
>>1514647

I dont think he is 'gay' in the lifestyle/exclusive/compulsive attraction sense, but I might speculate that he might harbor some of the free-floating curiosity typical of young horny males.

Something we tend to forget about the straight lifestyle is that it is a crushing game of rules and ritualized self deprivation, and it seems to just get worse for men. All sexuality gets oppressive when you start attaching social expectations to it.

tl;dr- If I've learned (and repeatedly forgotten) anything that explains the unusual sexual outbursts of straight guys, its that isnt that they aren't getting as much sex as they want- they usually aren't even getting as much as a young man naturally needs to stay mentally lucid. Part of it is society, but to be fair, the sex drive in young males is itself sort of a departure from sanity.

What perplexes me is why he tries to model his masculinity from black subculture. It reveals a complete cluelessness about why it is promoted or how he is perceived by others, including blacks.

On this and everything else I disagree with about his habits, I blame Scooter Braun. I never feel his agent is looking out for him. When that doesn't work, I blame his dad. Two absolute shit male role-models for a guy who got in the business that young and was left to the animals of the industry. I also rant here about my suspicions that his finances are being ripped off

>>1514639

<3

>>1514645

I like his hair any way he wears it, aside from dreds and cornrows. The looks draw me in, but his story is what keeps me hooked. It wasnt even until the media started bashing him that I took notice, wondering how he suddenly was their target. From then on, I had sympathy for him.

It took me a while to get used to the tattoos until he explained them. People who get that many tattoos sort of have their own shared outlook about ink in general. I dont agree with it, but I think I might understand it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GS0Ybdm_Zw

>>1514656
Man you expend way too much mental energy and time on this. If he ever saw you in real life he wouldn't even make eye contact with you, I assume you've already thought of that and it doesn't bother you

>>1514660
Unless you're a famous black singer then he'd probably drop to his knees

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>>1514660

>I assume you've already thought of that and it doesn't bother you

What I find more interesting is that *you* thought of it for me and felt compelled to tell me.

I'm wasting time on an image board yakking about a celeb as if anyone contributes on this board about the actual topics. You're the one reading walls of idle text and trying to hand out interpretations on the mental processes of some jabroni online blathering about a pop star.

>>1514664
Why does everyone run under the assumption that there's only one other person on this board right now? No I haven't read a single one of your incredibly long posts yet, I never do and yet there's always just been one recently posted every time I come here. You're always here, on 4chans gay porn board writing essays on Justin Bieber, the washed up celeb, and I don't quite know what you get out of it, which is why I asked. I equate it to asking the crazy, religious naysayer after years of walking by him on the street what his deal is.

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>>1514665

>I equate it to asking the crazy, religious naysayer after years of walking by him on the street what his deal is.

I completely believe you're that guy that does that.

>>1514673
Of course, I find the deeply eccentric fascinating, one of the reasons I'm here instead of the 1000's of other better places to get gay porn. Thanks for the beautiful highlighting artwork of my comment there btw

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So now that bitching about what is simultaneously "fascinating" is over, perhaps they'll accept the last word on the subject and we can go back to ironically posting pics of Bieber in a Bieber thread, despite /hm/s best effort to recruit every thread into making this a troll cave.

Hopefully its been long enough that they realize no one here wants a conversation with them either and have moved on to bitching about people talking about David Laid in the David Laid thread, measuring content without providing any and giving unsolicited analyses of anons based on forum posts. One thinks these boards are the epitome of uselessness until you meet that user that can even be useless here.

But I think the real burning question, in my mind at least, is how someone with a quarter billion dollars can have such a shit camera on his phone. Christ, my school-age nephews take sharper pictures.

>>1514693
>Christ, my school-age nephews take sharper pictures.
>obsessed with and constantly posting about Bieber

>>1514693
>how someone with a quarter billion dollars can have such a shit camera on his phone

That's an iPhone 7, dumbfuck. Social media platforms resize photos to two megapixels.

Furthermore, there's no such thing as special million-dollar versions of phones for celebrities to buy. The quality of the photo depends greatly on the lightning.

>>1514695
Of all the things to be triggered about in his post, that's the one you choose? How dare this middle-aged man not know the standard social media megapixel resizing

>>1514693
Tbh I can't help giving shit but you're actually one of the more interesting and intelligent anons on the board, keep this place active the way you do and ignore my dickery

>complaining about someone posting on /hm/ all day
well someone has to keep this board alive, don't listen to them bieberanon

>>1514700
Yeah, ignore the douche-trolls, most of us appreciate these threads and the hot biebs pics you post

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Here is another of his 'grungy Biebs' look, of which I'm a fan. I'm digging the facial hair.

I was looking through pics and noticed his atavistic "Elton John chic" that he sports from time to time, and juxtaposed it with these bizarre outings with gentlemen of African descent.... wait, thats not fair to gentlemen of African descent....American ghetto-born blacks- and noticed he never pulls that Elton John bit when he's around them.

I can't imagine why. It shouldn't affect the rapport between a Canadian boy-band pop star and whatever parolees university coaches are dragging into football teams or the usual Sony collection of Auto-tuned 'artists' whose talent is rhyming words they can't spell so well that no one notices the callouses on their knuckles.

I'm sure they have plenty in common. Besides all the drinks being on his tab, I mean.

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>>1514716

iktf

I dont mind tattoos, just not on him, or that many. I dont think it would even bother me except I view as being part of a lot of bad turns he took in personal values.

He seemed like he was turning around, and I think he has, but Im still cautious with the company he keeps. It wasnt the little sniping things the tabloids attacked him for, but his flagrant self-rejection and insecurity. Its a very bad look on someone who shouldn't have been so socially adrift and distant from his own identity.

That bush is hawt!

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>>1514794

I notice he has a rather heavy happy trail that he keeps man-scaping down.

You can see on his one Hawaii pic that his bum has a nice mature fuzz to it too.

He's just hotttt

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Current time: Saturday, 9:01 AM Justin Bieber Time

Current Center of Universe: Melbourne, Australia, the position of the Man-God Justin Bieber at present.

Please adjust your clocks and maps accordingly.

>>1510805
Now if only he would come out as gay.

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>>1518741

idt he's gay, heteroflexible maybe

his preference for the company of larger black men is somewhat creepy though. I mean, who does that? Even Eminem had a clear line between his professional and personal life. Its one thing to have some black friends or go to their parties.Its another when you are the only white person there besides the females. It just doesn't look right.

So idt he's exactly bi or anything. He does have some pretty gay styles though. A few weeks ago he was doing the "Tyler Durden" thing with the fur coat and Elton John sunglasses.

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>>1518773
>Tyler Durden
>Bieber being a mega-fan of Fight Club

That would explain a lot actually if you understand the author and all the hyper-male homoerotic, androphile tension of the story.

Bieber gives me the creeps sometimes though with that social chameleon thing he does, changing his self image according to who's around him.

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Not a fan of all of the tattoos. The sleves are alright, and the cross is nice but some of the others are just terrible

>>1518781
In what way does he do this.

Can I just say that his hairline is fucking ridiculous?

>>1518819
And he just became fuckable.

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>>1518819
I have found my purpose in life... From now on I shall spend my days removing Justin's ugly tattoos

>>1520017
Ok you are officially 1000% less annoying to me now. You should start a blog devoted exclusively to tattoo-less Bieber edits.

>>1518819
>>1520017
Never thought he could be attractive.

>>1520038

The depth of neurosis it takes to imagine that you know who you are talking to on an anonymous image board across a period of days is clinical evidence that you are losing your fucking mind on a porn board.

And nobody cares what annoys you, you freak. Go die somewhere.

>>1520369
It's happened a few times actually. A couple guys from Spain actually hooked up through this site a year or so ago. World isn't as big as you think, especially the gay one.

>>1520017

Dude is seriously fucking hot without the tats.

With the tats, he's just ugly trash.

That tattoo below his right shoulder drives me nuts. I IX VII V. Should be MCMLXXV.

>>1514646
keep you wild fantasies to yourself

>>1520446

That one sort of saddened me too. I try to stick up for him, but he is constantly surrounded by stone cold idiots. Not even people smart in their field. Thats why he gets a crew that builds unsafe stages, friends who rip him off, an agent that lets his image go to crap, security that doesnt advise him and apparently a tattoo artist that knows fuckall about what he his permanently inking on his client's skin.

If you hang around nothing but fucking imbeciles and think thats normal, people will naturally assume your an air-head also.

He seems to have no sense of his career either. He thinks at all of 23 he has established himself enough to be so edgy and he hasnt.

This is what happens when you let someone else build your image. When that guy nods off, Justins left wandering adrift doing stupid shit.

Hes a decent performer and all but he is fucking surrounded by bloody imbeciles at every level. Im convinced he is getting ripped off. The hell with Bieber personally- put that aside for a minute: its hard just to watch the waste of an entertainment brand that could last his lifetime. At this rate, he wont make it til 30.

>>1520563
nice blog post

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>>1520596

Thanks for your valued appraisal of the post. Your feed back is a prized factor in submissions. Please accept this (You).

No, really- we care. Every bit as much as you imagine. And clearly, you do.

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>>1520751

>>1521789
Wow he looks so much better without tatts.

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To whomever claims to be an expert, is this photo a fake and if so, how can you tell? It's an odd angle, everything seems to fit together as it should.

>>1521887
Heavy fractalization around the tattoos. i.e. they were added in. i.e. it's a fake.

>>1521887
The head looks unnatural and shopped on, like has no neck. And what the person above said

>>1521887

It's fake, I have the original saved somewhere.

Bieber look alike
https://gay.porn.com/videos/two-twinks-get-bored-so-they-fuck-eachothers-assholes-35309?utm_source=easygals&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=easygals

can someone post photo fakes of justin bieber they are sooooo hot I like them so PLEASEEEEEEEE

>>1523402
read the rules
fakes and morphs are not allowed

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>>1523449

Indeed, if a board is dead and you want to have fun with porn, what we need are people quoting more obscure rules.

>>1523811
They aren't obscure.
They are clearly posted.

5.No "fakes" or photo manipulations of any kind. This includes "morphs."
http://www.4chan.org/rules#hm

considering there are only 6 rules it should be fairly simple for you to remember them.

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>>1523822

Nobody cares. Meaning you. Go be a worthless troll somewhere else.

>>1524123
Get a fucking life.

Rule breaking is what has been killing this forum for a long time. Text/story threads, non-porn threads, youtube trash threads, discussion threads, rate-me shit, etc, etc.

So much shit-posting going on here against the rules and it kills the porn posting and that reduces the audience.

With less and less porn posters around, the shit posters think that since there are less people here, they should be able to ignore the rules.

And thus, /hm/ slowly descends into pure shit.

It is a vicious circle.

>>1510659
That is one gross tattoo covered motherfucker, but I appreciate your enthusiasm. It's a rare gift in so passionless a world as this. Godspeed, OP.

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Honestly, these 3 turn me on so much: 1/3

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2/3

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3/3 and I'm ready to bust a nut everywhere

>>1524171
I'm glad he's not this big, it looks incredibly out of place and unattractive. I think depending on the guy, big dicks look hideous.

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>>1524136

> what has been killing this forum

Stopped reading there when I realized you've posted three times without a single pic. Just shut up.

>>1524171
>>1524172
>>1524173

Very nice, ty for sharing. That last one is especially well done.

>>1524173
always kinda pictured him as average down there. still think he's hot as fuck. thanks

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Welp, it's over.

Time to find the next idol.

Justin Bieber, the legend, the phenomenon, the incomparable image of primal, rutting male studliness, the man whose gaze could steal your breath and drop fans to their knees, is dead, alive only among mortals.

He apparently was killed by a tremendous amount of insecurity and self loathing, enough to make a suburban Canadian pretty-boy vandalize a good fifth of the surface of his body with permanent ink from an ostensibly drunken friend, in the self-deluding certainty that the real JB wasn't good enough, and that if only everyone is as dumb as 23 year olds, we might actually believe he is a prison gang member.

We will always remember and celebrate the legend, as long as it lasted. We know how this ends:

Millions spent on a trailer-park wedding that ends in less than two years with a weirdly named child, a low-level crime his agent will spin to add to his 'street cred', a role in a come-back film you've heard of but never watched, and a "leaked" sex tape in his 40's that no one cares about besides die-hard 60 year old gay male fans.

Rest in peace, Justin Bieber; you found gay death much too soon.

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>>1525432
How can someone so rich not afford a better tattoo artist? That is some seriously ugly "art."

>>1525432
>Justin Bieber, the legend, the phenomenon, the incomparable image of primal, rutting male studliness, the man whose gaze could steal your breath and drop fans to their knees, is dead
shit wtf I thought you were serious here for a second

>>1525467

Even putting that aside is the fact that they fall for whatever flattering, insincere agreement they get from the tattoo artist.

This is what always happens to people who use body art as an emotional, identity fix. They dont accept that its permanent, ignore aesthetics altogether and just start cramming stuff where there is blank skin left. Look at the arrangement- "Purpose" has nothing to do with "Son of God", and now between that there is a huge, somewhat crude and unimaginative eagle, on a Canadian no less; beneath a crucifix next to a bear adjacent to wrongly applied Roman numerals that spell 1,9,7,5 instead of 1975 ( MCMLXXV )

I can accept that people go through phases. People with tattoos usually decide 'enough is enough' and we can have compassion for the regrets of whimsical decision.

But ffs, when you are literally an underwear model vandalizing your looks.... this is what I mean about his agent being a worthless shit. Biebers very young and this routine is going to send his career straight to the shitter as his emerging key demographic look at him and wonder what the appeal is supposed to be.

Why would you bring a child into that business and then ditch him for industry morons to influence. I can guran-fricken-tee that a bunch of con artists have a hand in his assets and as soon as he stops earning, they are going to bail and leave him broke and in debt.

Christ, the bear and the cross are practically touching. Subway graffiti artists have more visual-sense tagging rail-cars.

>>1525432
That's a shame, he would look infinitely better without the trashy dye job and shitty, disorganized tatts

10/10 top quality shitpost

>>1525531
Are you weirdos still here trying to fuck me up? I can never tell. Did ya miss the whole legal precdent thing? None of you can afford lawyers and now that I know who you are... Please leave me alone

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Apparently >>1525432 happened in New Zealand.

>mfw all my bieber hawaii nudes are now of a beautiful body that no longer actually exists

he didnt even wait to get old. just annihilated it all for no reason

>>1525528
>>1525570

>Implying that he ever looked good.
I've come to learn that a lot of fags have the same taste as retarded tween girls whose future involves owning at least seven cat jumpers.

>>1525582

idk what a cat jumper is, but i bet knowing makes you pretty faggy

>>1525616
I would rather being consider faggy than mentally ill.

>>1525616
It's the brit word for sweater, I feel like not knowing that is more an indicator of being dumb than knowing being faggy

>>1525522
I've gotta agree.

>>1525625
>people who don't know British slang are dumb
lol

>>1525625
Nah I'm pretty sure he's just dumb.

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>>1525625

idk... british... faggy..

here, its pretty much the same thing

http://gawker.com/5675734/british-teen-boys-just-cant-stop-kissing-each-other

its actually a common riddle here: if a brit is gay, how the heck can you tell