Matt Hughes/Danny D thread?

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>>1509261

>>1509273
The fuck

such a shame he quit gay porn

>>1509265
Damn that is like the nicest dick, not too wide either so you'd be able to take it

>>1509273
This is one if the reasons straight porn is just better. They have more fun with the shit.

>>1509414
It was for the best. His gay porn was terrible. I don't watch straight porn (not like that) but its clearly better than any of the gay porn he's ever made.

>>1509449
He's hardly enjoying himself in straight porn though. He stayed harder in gay porn. I chatted with him online. Nice guy. He told me guys inject their balls all the time to make them have heavier loads. What a turn off. I used to know his real name.

>>1509273
Yeah I don't know about this

>>1509273
I laughed. I hope hes.doing better in straight porn.

>>1509261
A clingy foreskin with a pronounce ridge? Fuck yes.

>>1509405
It's called humor.

>>1509273
me on the right

>>1509448
Oh I dunno, I can see MEN copying this idea in a year or so. Their plots do tend to be batshit insane

> Put on a VR headset to play a blowjob game, take it off, WTF my best bro is sucking me!
>Thanks honey dinner was awesome [continue fucking guy under the table].

>>1509977
men is also a big fan of doing gay porn parodies. i think last year they did star wars, supermanvsbatman and the flash

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>>1509405
It is a copy of a scene in a mainstream movie called "Porkys" from the '80s which was based on a popular book.

There was a guy called "Meat" in the movie that had a huge cock (sadly, you only got a brief glimpse of it and it was small) who used to sneak into a janitor's closet next to the girls' showers in the high school and spy on the girls showering.
One time he poked his cock through the hole and got hard and he got stuck in the hole and the Girls Coach (named Ms. Beese) saw it and grabbed it and later identified his cock in a lineup because of a birthmark or something.

I guess in this remake they decided to have the wall break apart instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beU0J6Fv3VY

>>1510043

oh, i guess her name is female coach Beulah Balbricker, i was confused with Glee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porky's

here's the lineup scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmS95hp4uM8

>>1510043
I can't believe I know this, but it wasn't Meat who Coach Balbricker recognised. It was Tommy.

he pulls his foreskin back more in straight porn. Don't know if directors encourage that or if he decided to do it, but we get a lot clearer view of his head in his straight stuff.

How many inches is he supposed to be? I think I read 7,5" some time ago.

>>1510224
10.5'' according to the dildo of himself he sells on his own website http://dannydstore.com/product/danny-d-secret-weapon-10-5/

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>>1510224
>>1510283

>>1509977
>Thanks honey dinner was awesome [continue fucking guy under the table].

which men.com video is this?

>>1512997
I don't actually watch Men because I kind of hate them, but thats the story I made up from seeing the Ad on MyVidster.

There's 3 people eating at a table one of the guys is fucking a fourth while the other two don't know what he's up to.

I think its their take on cucking a women or something.

>>1513047
The Diego Sans one? To top it off, the woman in the vid is his real sister

>>1510587
except we don't know the exact measurements of her hands, just the average. also, her fingers are spread in that second pic. i think her hands could easily fit three times

>>1513413
god fucking dammit

>>1509273
#whatareyoudoingyouidiot

>>1509990
I like the one where they were just like "Fuck it, let's do Tarzan" as an excuse to film a bunch of scenes outdoors/in the woods.

>>1509990
>men is also a big fan of doing gay porn parodies. i think last year they did star wars, supermanvsbatman and the flash

All the parodies they've done (or things they tag as parodies):

2013
Arrow (1 scene)
The Matrix (3 scenes)

2014
Game Of Thrones Part 1 (4 scenes)
Teen Wolf (4 scenes)

2015
Game Of Thrones Part 2 (4 scenes)
Star Wars Episode 4 (4 scenes)

2016
Mad Max (4 scenes)
Batman V Superman (4 scenes)
X-Men (4 scenes)
Captain America (4 scenes)
Tarzan (4 scenes)
Sense 8 (5 scenes)
Pokemon (1 scene)
The Flash (3 scenes)
Star Trek (1 scene)
Ex Machina (5 scenes)
Star Wars Episode 7 (4 scenes)

Some of them are weirdly named so I'm assuming a couple.
Howl = Teen Wolf
Sex Traveler = ?
Apocalypse = Mad Max

>>1513413
You got a link or title of the vid? Gotta see this shit.

>>1514091
>The Flash (3 scenes)
I still feel they should apologize to Grant Gustin for having Johnny Rapid play him. Not having Will Braun play Pied Piper was another fuck up.

>>1514107

Stealth Fuckers Part 13

It's a sequel to Stealth Fuckers Part 8 which also features his sister.

The under the table bit only happens in the last 5 minutes of part 13.

>>1514112
>I still feel they should apologize to Grant Gustin for having Johnny Rapid play him

Oh god my sides

>>1514112
>>1514091
>The Flash
This is why I don't understand why only Men.com does these parodies. Why doesn't Helix or Next Door Twinks jump on shit like this?

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>>1514597
>This is why I don't understand why only Men.com does these parodies. Why doesn't Helix or Next Door Twinks jump on shit like this?

I don't believe they do too well generally. Men.com just seemed to get lucky and the Game Of Thrones one became popular. So they decided to focus on them a bit more.

The others that tried tend to stop after 1-2 releases.

Boycrush tried and did parodies of Captain America and Harry Potter.

Staxus did a Spider-Man parody

Manville did a Green Lantern and a Batman & Robin parody.

Gaylife did a Twilight parody.

>>1514112
I don't get it, why? They're both cute and fuckable

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>>1514667
Because he's a gay4pay meth head who got arrested the other year for punching his girlfriend for refusing to have a 3 way with a 14 year old. That and the whole MEN overusing him so much that at one point I swear he had a new scene out every other day and he's just massively unappealing to me.

>>1514725
>I swear he had a new scene out every other day

It feels like they finally learnt not to overuse him. But instead they're overusing Diego and Will now. Both will likely hit 100 scenes this year (30 more for each) while Johnny will hit 200.

Matt hughes is my man crush

>>1514725
the girl was 17 btw not 14

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I've noticed that gays always turn on gay porn actors once they find out that, yes, they really only do it for money and go home to girlfriends, wives and kids.

Lefron, Hoffman, Deap, Silva... as soon as the web finds out that someone they admired actually doesn't want anything to do with the 'gay' lifestyle, can fuck guys and lead a normal life, they either wait for a scandal or make one themselves.

I guess it blows their dogmatic world-view. As likely, gay guys have sociopathic tendencies with the unobtainable. I found out how psychopathically vindictive they can be just by saying 'no, not interested'. Stalking seems to be second nature. Sex as validation creates some creepy people.

I like chicks too, but I dont even consider myself "-sexual' of any kind, but accept the term as modern parlance just to avoid arguments.

I think the reason it was 'the love that dare not speak its name' is because as soon as guys talk about it, the weirder it gets. You finally reach a point where no one can stfu about it and then society goes on full tilt over the subject.

I dont remember what I was talking about, but yeah, they can be pretty contemptible. Especially 'versatiles', the feminazi version of bottoms. These are the ones that take dick in both holes and yet want you to respect them as men, when they aren't ruining porn by doing what I call 'capsizing', when the bottom and top flip over, essentially removing all men from the scene. Search your feelings....

tl;dr Never trust gays. I've often said they are a bit like a fetus; sure, the DNA is human but you wouldn't really call them people.

And that's that.

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>>1510587
>>1510587
He can fill a fleshlight, but it's all the way up to his body. I've always thought this is about right. It's big but I've seen 9 and 11 plenty, 10 once in person (measured it) and it most certainly is not 11. It's big, but not THAT obscenely big. Tommy defendi does the same shit.

I still love them both though, but you can't really believe porn stars when they claim this, and you would be rightly skeptical of anyone who claims larger than 8 inches.

Also contributin'

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>>1514799
If you want to see a dick that's >almost< eleven, here. If all of you are capable of believing that Danny D has a larger penis than this man then I envy you because really, I wish it were.

>>1509261
ugly face, weird body, huge dick

>>1514803
Too big/10. Would not touch

>>1514791
Seems you have some deep rooted issues yourself, queen.

>>1509261
Was this the guy who did that Bane-themed straight porn film? Looks a lot like him.

>>1515285
are you talking about the scene where a dude puts panties on his face and pretends to be bane? if so yeah that's the guy

>>1509273
Is that Trisha Paytas

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>>1515285

>>1519533
...Never got a dildo before but I want this