Anyone got any porn lookalikes of Justin Trudeau? I need some of that Canadian bacon.
This is the closest lookalike I've found and I can't place it.
>>1508493
the top is Mike Roberts from boys-pissing.com
>>1508493
Worshiping The Hung Straight Jock - Joey Steels And Mike Roberts
http://gyprn.com/toegasms/worshiping-the-hung-straight-jock-joey-steels-and-mike-roberts/
Joey Steels
http://undietwinks.com/models/joey-steels_16965?nats=MjIwNTUwNC44LjM1LjIwMi4wLjAuMC4wLjA
>>1509009
handsome! <3 yeah, he looks a bit like trudeau. he also looks like that journalism guy in season 1 of scream queens.
>>1508490
You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.
The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.
End Canada-hate NOW.
>>1512897
You can dissemble all you want, Pierre LaMoose. We are watching you. I suppose its a coincidence that most of your military bases are near the 49th parallel.
We know you are building your Doomsday weapons behind the Flannel Curtain. We know you made Pakistan nuclear. We know you host the worlds most northern mosque in Inuvik.
We never turn our back on the Maple Menace. We're watching you so don't even try any funny stuff.
damn snow-commies
>>1512897
I'm Canadian and you are rather annoying.
Real Canadians wouldn't give a shit what a bunch of idiots on 4chan are up to.
>>1512879
read the rules pls
>>1512897
i'm so confused, where did op even say anything hateful about canada
(or is this a reference i'm not getting?)
tyler nixon, i guess.
>>1508490
tfw there's two threads of this exact request
>>1509009
oh my