shawn mendes thread

6 images plz.

This thread again. Stupid mexican with his mediocre voice.

>>1497869

There's only one word for that: jealous and you want to have him.

>>1497773
and with that body, I know he's going to have a beautiful career.

>>1497869
I don't really like him but he sure got a good ass voice. Better than most iconic male singers.

>>1497881
>jealous and you want to have him.
that are seven words.

you are reading too much woman's magazines.

I just don't want to hear Shawn Mendez on the radio and I think that there are more talented singers with better tracks that can fill his spot. Like Austin Mahone for example, he released a great album last year.

Also those failed attempts at making Shawn look like a male model are hilarious.

>>1497889
I do agree that there are better voices.

But he's fucking hot. Might not be for you, but he's my type of hot, and looking Até his face is enough to gimme a hard on.

>>1497889
Yeah I wrote the jealous. The rest of the sentence came after I wrote the "one word"

So: seven words.

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I luff him so much and I don't even know why.
;__;

>>1497924
>well anon, it's not going to suck itself

>>1497869
>Stupid mexican
lol not even latino, try again

>>1497773
He looks like the generic white label version of Nolan Gould.

>>1497961
>mendes
>white

>>1497979
I'm not sure what point you're making, but I'll just say, I said "white label" - this means a generic product made by a company which other companies then put their own brand on - usually supermarket own brands, etc.

>>1497979
His father is Portuguese. His mother is English. He was born in Canada. So he's arguably half "hispanic."

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Help me /hm/.

;__;

>>1497983
The Portuguese don't refer to themselves as 'hispanic'.

>>1497983
lol portugal is not even "hispanic," because that word means spanish-speaking. he is not mexican or latino or hispanic by any definition, as western european as they come, and pale as fuck

>>1497773
he has a nice body but the face is just meh

>>1497979
mendes is actually a portuguese name and the "main race" in portugal is white

>>1497983

>his father is portuguese and he is hispanic.

Makes sense. -.-

>>1497924
Omg thoses thighs

shawn mendes aint gayfer

I really dislike his face, so bland
he has a nice body though

>>1498006
didn't know he had that tattoo

why do so many hot boys get all inked up ugh

>>1497924
>tfw my fetish is seeing a peak of upshorts
>tfw i can almost see his crotch area HNGGGG

>>1498006
>Tattoo

Completely flaccid

I bet he sucked a lot of cocks to get where he is. Good looks and poor talent well suited for tone deaf little girls and thirsty gays who yell "kweeen" at their own reflection.

>>1501132

sounds legit, can i hear one of your songs??

>>1501148
Not who you were replying to, but do you also think only chefs can determine if a meal is good or bad?

>>1497924
You "luff him so much" because he's attractive. Do you think you'd feel the same way if he was 400 pounds and had a neck beard?

>>1501236
determine =/= criticize

>>1501236

its basically having the shit to back up ur words

like i can tell if a meal is good or bad but i sure as hell wont be heckling a chef about their cooking unless i knew i could do better

>>1501248
Oh, so only people who have done the job can critique something? So, what movies did Siskel and/or Ebert direct?

>>1501255
So you don't complain if a meal is bad? That could be considered a form of heckling.

It's like when someone on here says a guy isn't hot, and some idiot responds with "well post your pic then" - as if ugly people are unable to see beauty.

It's pretty funny though that no-one has been able to refute >>1501132 in saying Mendes has little talent.

>>1501346
>Ebert

Ebert wrote the screenplay for "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"

>>1501346

lol everyone can see beauty, how many "ugly" people do you see sitting at the judges' panel on america's next top model?

when you go watch hell's kitchen, do you see chefs judging the dishes or just some random dude off the streets with no palette? come on, jesus, how am i having to explain this, this fucking board i swear...

I mean sure, you're not gonna compare Mendes to like Ryan Tedder or whatever, but have you even seen the dude perform live? He's good-looking, has good pitch and can sing / play guitar live. It's not much but it's a hell of a lot more than what most "artists" can claim to do these days.

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>>1501368
oh yes, that's the stuff.

>>1501359
So I'm sure he limited his reviews to just the script, right?

>>1501366
Hahaha, oh god, are you genuinely trying to use reality television to somehow make a point? Plus Andre Leon Talley was a judge on ANTM right? I haven't watched HK in years, but I don't recall them having judges - not the UK version anyway - they just had Gordon decide based on feedback from the diners - who were normal people. Maybe it's a different format in the US or wherever you are.

None of which does away with the fundamental point that I made - you do not need experience in a certain area to hold an opinion on that area, even if it's a negative opinion.

But for anyone who disagrees with that - well you've never been me, so by your own logic, you can't criticise me.

>>1501531
Please find a debate board to have fruitless arguments on. /hm/ is for porn.

>>1501533
It's for handsome men, not bland ones, so this thread itself is pretty questionable

>>1497773
That guy is gay for sure.

http://thisvid.com/videos/shawn-mendes-i-farted-loop/

>>1501531
lmao im just gonna leave it at that, voicing your negative opinion when u dont have the shit to back it up will always receive backlash

this is the backlash, deal with it

Gordan Ramsay judged those dishes, not some no-experience city diner with a big mouth. If you came up to Ramsay and told him he stinks and can't cook he'd break your jaw. Aka you better have the shit to back up your words otherwise you're just asking for trouble. No one respects a loudmouth's opinion. Shouldn't really come as a surprise that dude is copping flak.

>>1501368
Someone shop a penis in

Jelly over whoever got to suck his dick first. I wouldve gave shawn the bj of his LIFE

so where the nudes?

>>1501534
Just because you think Mendes is 'bland' doesn't mean other people do. Attractiveness is subjective, deal with it.

like wow man! nice abs!

>>1503171
lol i cant believe u actually bothered to reply to him, everyone just pretty much ignored his comment

blabbering about bland guys, when the comment itself was bland lol

cute face and nice bod <3

>>1502617
Oof the abs

>>1502618

oh so hot
and i love stitches the song and the music video
he's so hot in the music video
i wish at the end of music video a handsome guy comes and hugs him

He is a gay right?

>>1505984

he is in my faptasies.

irl don't know and don't care doesn't matter to me if he is or isn't because he's so far away.

>>1502612
>>1502613

these pics make me wet, too <3 <3 <3

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>>1497924
More thighs!

1/2

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>>1506490
2/2

He's either a poor man's Nick Jonas or a rich man's Justin Bieber.

>>1506503
The Middle Class Shawn Mendes?

>>1505940
>Stitches video
>that moment where he's on the floor and his nipples, pecs, and abs are bleeding through his shirt

>>1506513

sorry for the slight derail: any young good-looking guys on yt who recreated or re-enacted the stitches video? you can just give name of guy or channel instead of link if you want.

I saw a picture that was claimed to be Shawn - it seemed to have been taken in a queue, was him in shorts, and you could see a visible outline of his briefs - anyone know if it was actually him? And if so, does anyone have it?

For some reason, the idea that he wears briefs is really sexy to me. Probably just because it'd be so different from seemingly everyone else.

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>>1507119

Yeah, because nobody else wears briefs.
/sarc

So no porn in this thread

>>1507120
Because that's what I said, isn't it?

Oh and that pic - ew. What is that, a 40 year old?

>>1502617
There HAS TO BE a higher res of this photo!

I wanna lick him from head to toe.

>>1497773
>another generic pop star to be replaced in 3 years after his popularity starts to fade and he gets trashy tats and hair
Shawn who?

>>1507439

>another generic pop star to be replaced in 3 years

you mean like EVERY other pop star? geez gramps, who u looking for? sorry to tell ya but frank sinastra's long gone

>>1507387
Took me a second. Thanks for the kek.

>>1507119
There was an interview a year ago he was asked Boxers or Brief's and he answered brief's very strongly. As if boxers would be out of the question

>>1507387
Kek but this guy is ugly and can't sing.

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>>1507528
well boxers are the worst thing ever.
swamp ass is unbearable.

>>1507483

just ignore the troll. everyone knows what the troll says is obviously and clearly untrue so no need to reply to it. the troll is just jelly and angry no one gives it attention irl.

>>1507535
Lol jealous anon is obvious.

>>1507528
Well boxers are for children so yeah. Briefs are better

>>1507528
i think a lot of younger people say "briefs" when they mean "boxer briefs"

>>1507796
Boxer briefs are the patrician's choice

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>>1507387

>>1507201
Fuuuuuuck
He has to know what he's doing to us. He can't not know.

>>1507201
J-Jesus Christ...

>>1507201
Looks like the grey-sweat challenge might have a winner here.

>>1506490
disgusting manspreading in action

>>1508235

<3 love ya <3

aside from his stitches music video, does he have any other music vid that's also hot?

>>1509767
I think he's shirtless in "Treat You Better", but the video and song is unbearably bad.