A brandon thread?

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>>1491074
I lost muy folder, please help me out

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>>1491074

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no worries bro i got u

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idk why he acted the way he did he's such a cutie

>>1491831
ok... this kind of looks surprisingly good

When was the last time he has been spotted on here?

>>1491836
because he's mentally ill

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>>1491836
What did he do?

>>1491928
Yeah, i feel bad for him. Does he still post on soc?

>>1492431
Thats not him

>>1491076
wow he actually looks like he has downs syndrome here

he really does have a great little ass I'd love to fuck that boycunt

>>1491903
pretty sure i saw him on soc doing his same old shit last week. posted pics id never seen before of brandon.
Same person has a kik: killab93

i called him out on being a brandon faker but sent back a vid of him holding a piece of paper with "todays" date on it.

Who's this guy?

>>1492565
infamous dude who posts on soc begging for people to rate him and tell him whats wrong with how he looks

>>1491831
>>1491833
I'm Brandon. I was directed here by a friend. This pics are not my ass...

>>1492431
Also not me wtf!

>>1492575
Proofs or GTFO

>>1492578
Not trying to timestamp desu I'm laying in bed and what does proving my legitimacy even accomplish? Thread would turn to shit, but I wish people would stop making these. I don't want to be idolized. I was so fucked up when I took those pictures... and a lot of pics posted aren't even of me.

>>1492580
You look cute :) just take a picture next to your computer screen with this thread on or some shit

>>1492575
the 2nd one is 100% you i remember the thread you posted it on

>>1492581
Oh cmon this board is fit handsome guys

>>1492608
I like twinks lol

>>1492615
But I'm not even good looking I'm pretty sure :(

>>1492624
>>1491835
>>1491836
If that's you, you're pretty good looking.

>>1492627
Oh they were old lol.
You look cute, although I prefer the ones with less facial hair

>>1492627
you're better looking now IMO

>>1492627
super attractive still

>>1492627
You still look cute to me, tbqh.

>>1491074
Oh no he's still here

>>1492627
Fuck dude, you're hot as shit! What's going on? You doing better?

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>>1492627

>>1492627
brandon, have you sought help for your mental health issues? (serious)

>>1492627
post more you qt

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>"I wish people would stop making these. I don't want to be idolized"

>posts attractive, current, photo lying in bed

>and this was you a year ago lying in bed

>>1491074
Stop making threads of yourself, you stupid attention whore.

Hey, you fucking dumbass mods. How about you enforce your own board rules for a change?

>>886269
>Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups.

>Biggest attention whore in 4chan history makes a selfie thread literally once every month or two
>It's allowed to 404 every single fucking time

he's cute

>>1493707
I can't imagine how low your standards must be.... Like I legit wouldn't even talk to this guy in public. He looks like someone who'd scan my groceries while I try not to make eye contact with him. To call him cute loll... he looks like he has FAS or something.

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>>1494305
>tfw you will never give him the succ

>>1493723
I think I have pretty high standards and think he's cute.

qt

with some confidence and some lifting, he'd be just my type in no time. he's cute btw. I'd ride his cock any day. :3 (I like normal size cock)

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>>1491074
>A brandon thread?
More like abandon thread, am I right? I'm out.

>>1496657
>>1496644
>>1495850
I bet all 3 of these are Brandon.

>>1497348
Why are a lot of the people here so mean and gay?

>>1497633
many gays are terrible people
>>1492828
looking cute brandon

>>1497330
I wanna say bad pun game but that's actually genius. Abrandon thread!

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>>1491074
>>1497330
kek

>>1497989
I don't even create these threads, and the pics posted are very old and I agree they are of terrible quality and feel foolish for taking them, but I'm 5'8" so I'm only half dwarf

>>1498347
kik/snapchat please, Brandon?
I'm humbly your fan. I wish it would be more than that but, it's just a dream because of continental drifts.

>>1498347

5'8" is perfect for me. I'm 6'2" top. I would love to kiss you passionately as I penetrate you and slide slowly in balls deep.

>>1491110
more brandon feet :3

>>1498347
That's average height.

>>1500943
Agreed. Also my size.

>>1491833
one of the most eatable asses I've ever seen

mmm

Brandon~

>>1491903
Yesterday on /soc/

>>1492624
And I'm pretty sure you are.

>>1491835
>>1491836

brandon, if you're really reading this YOU ARE SUPER HANDSOME! <3

>>1506591

even if it's just pics of brandon's handsome handsome face and shirtless bod i would be ecstatically happy as long as i get to stare at that handsome handsome face

>>1506505
>>1506591
>>1506834

ITT Brandon samefags himself and says he's "handsome"

>>1497882
underrated post

full name or what do i add to "brandon" to search vid clips of him on yt? "brandon 4chan"?

>>1509777
I think his last name is Camwhore

someone post more brandon

>>1510275
this

>>1491074
>A brandon thread?

Abandoned thread
FTFY
>WHY WON'T IT DIE?!?!?!?!?

>>1522569
I'm Brandon and I'd greatly appreciate it if it died. The fact that fan threads for me exist is confusing cause really, I fully don't feel attractive for shiit

>>1523154
Please post some more pics Brandon, do you happen to have a sharpie that you can put in your butt?

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>>1523154
Oh please.
You create them yourself and bump them yourself.
Nobody else has your gross midget pics but you.
You think that you're going to build some kind of celebrity for yourself by constantly posting your sad dwarf pics and then bumping the threads.
Anyone who goes through this thread can see that it is you bumping it and nobody else responds except with hate.
Fuck off.
Stop trying to make yourself a meme.
You're not attractive enough for anyone to want to look at you.

>>1523167
Dead fucking ass I have never created a Brandon "tribute" bread.

>>1523167
Dead fucking ass I have never created a Brandon "tribute" bread. I do not enjoy them and have no clue why pics from 2011 that aren't even attractive get circulated

I do not enjoy the compliments in this thread. All of it is unsettling and you're a stupid faggot for not considering my feelings behind it, too


Also it says there were 45 posters here

>>1523191
stop bumping this shitty thread m8

>>1523203
Then stop trying to make a case that you have no evidence on. This is why gay marriage isn't fully legal. You're mostly awful people,

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>>1523218
So you've now bumped the thread that you supposedly hate 4 times in the past hour.
You're not fooling anyone, Brandon P. Camwhore Jr.!

>>1523219
No, I just feel like arguing since I'm right

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>>1523220
You're right?
About what?

>>1523222
In the case you made that I create threads, bump them for moar attention and somehow enjoy the threads.

First off, I'm straight. Second, this is cringe. Lastly, maybe bumping it will lead the mods to do their fucking job. Lort knows it'll never 404 on its own

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>>1523225
It won't 404 on its own if you keep bumping it.
And if you're straight why are you always on /hm/?
And, lastly, the mods all died in a plane crash last year.
This board is rife with rule violations.
You could always report this thread and get it deleted but I guess you don't want to do that for some reason, preferring instead to keep bumping it so that it can't 404.
Makes total sense.
Thanks for explaining it to me!

>>1523226
Kekekek I been had reported this thread numerous times by proxy and here we go again witchy gay ass assumptions

>>1510275
>>1522549
lol how shitty is /hm/ that this thread stayed up for 25 days without a post

also brandon is a qt

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>>1523228
>admits using proxies
>>1523231
>samefags his own thread

>>1523226
lol fuck off troll

his responding isnt bumping it, and bumping is hardly relevant when a thread can go almost a month without a fucking post

/hm/ is trash cancer and bitchy queens like you keep it dead

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>>1523233
>>admits using proxies
its like you dont even know who brandon is if that is some sort of admission

Also not samefag, brandon is too polite to call you out on you queeny bullshit.

>>1523238
Who is this Semen Demon?

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>>1523238
Okay Qwain

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>>1491074
ABRANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!

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>>1523248
sick burn for a elementary schooler

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>>1523250
Yeah, because elementary schoolers watch Gosford Park

>>1523154
Hi Brandon, I have some friends among the mods. I can ask them to delete this thread but can you please post a timestamped pic so that I can confirm this is you?

who was brandon?

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>>1492627
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>>1492700
>>1492809
either life is a simulation or somehow all of you managed post exactly -word by word- same stuff from daily brandon appreciation threads 6 months ago.

>>1524613
Not even a question worth asking desu

>>1527682
It's because only brandon posts in these threads and he tends to post the same things over and over.
It's called autism.

>>1527880
is this brandon is viner one?

>>1528136
I don't think so.

Ok what happend here?

All images deleted. Half the comments removed. Someone claiming to be Brandon. What happend? Did he post a timestamp?

>>1540430
there was a server issue a couple of months ago that killed all the images.
all the other threads with problems like that self-saged long ago but brandon (or "someone") insists on quietly bumping this ever week or so before it dies because he (or "they") want to keep themselves in the spotlight even though nobody gives a fuck about him.