Tom Holland thread #3

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me on the bottom

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Where's his socks?

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BOnB0q-gGOa/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
What's going on here? Was it that tabloid story about the airbnb? They should fuck off and leave him alone honestly.

>>1481585
I think he was probably ok with that. They only gave the story to the Sun when he was already gone; he'd probably asked them to wait.

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>>1481618
Well just so long as he's happy, I don't want that shitrag winding him up

>>1481621
So why's he crying then? Did they say something about him and Harrison

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>>1481638
I'm not sure if he's upset, his fans might be, it did seem a bit too personal, he didn't share it himself, I think all they said about Harrison was that he was staying with his "manager" for a week.

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>You want to do WHAT to my WHAT?

>>1481238
It's a domination thing Harrison told him that only real men are allowed shoes and he can have them back after a week in chastity

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>>1482522
kek
Is he just getting him back for this?

>>1482530
https://www.instagram.com/p/BODLfs3AZ3e/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
they are into some kinky dominance stuff

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>>1482537
Harrison is quite sexy isn't he?

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>>1482537
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOUIpxKg3s9/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
How often do they switch roles?

>>1482548
>that moment when he calls him sunshine
Harrison has a serious foot fetish, it's the only power play tom has against him.
>examples
>>1481238

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>>1482569
Well I can't blame Harrison for that.
I do want Tom to call me sunshine in that cute, beautiful voice of his.

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>>1482579

>ballet dancer
>actor
>always hangs out with this one handsome guy
>English

ONE OF US

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>>1482591
Oh he's a great dancer.

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The perfect couple

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>What did you just say you wanted to do to my arsehole?

>>1483298
Double penetrate it with your BF Harrison, of course.

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>>1483971
Is that what the bottles represent?

>>1483974
I thought that was a symbol of frotting.

>>1484126
Oh it is, but in this case it's two cocks in one asshole.

>>1484135
Yeah, I don't think so.

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Why is he so literally perfect?

This was the most charming thing for me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNrkGRvjSuh/?taken-by=tomholland2013

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>>1484489
That's adorable, he seems like a great brother.
I'm glad he's not mine though.

You know, because I want to fuck him.

>>1484498
I thought that was so cute, I wish my older brother had a relationship like that with me. Really says something about him that he's kept his head and his relationships with his family so close despite ascending to fame, most people are so far up their asses by then.

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>>1484500
I have one brother, older, he's honestly pretty great, he's not Spider-Man, but still, I love him.
Tom does seem really down to earth, still likes doing normal things, Harrison probably helps with that, humiliating and bullying him.
Also what do I have to do to get beaten up by Tom in a boxing ring?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNi_-WKjyVR/?taken-by=tomholland2013&hl=en

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzduTVWs2o#t=1s

Just listen to it sound only, imagine fucking Tom, he yells "I'm cumming!" then makes those sounds.

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>>1484525
wew
He knows exactly what he's doing I swear, he's such a little tease.

>>1484525
That's the same bed Harrison was on when Tom woke him up
>Confirmed
Also these threads make me feel happy and sad, happy because Tom and Harrison are so cute together, sad because I will never be that happy with someone :(

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>>1484546
I know that feel, but you don't know that, you could meet someone tomorrow. Sure Tom and Harrison are the perfect, cute couple, but who's to say you won't have that with someone soon?

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>Liar

What was meant by this?

Tom is cute af, but you fangirls are so pathetic that im pretty sure this is one of the worst threads ive ever seen on this already shitty board.

So how does this bandwagon work?

Who is this couple?

How much skin do they show?

Tell me about their relationship.

>>1484979
Miserable bitter cunts like you make this shitty board even shittier. Fucking kill yourself you tedious, boring, irritating cunt. I bet your entire worthless fucking life consists of being a fucking depressing bitch on this website. Fuck off.

>>1481240
shave armpits?

>>1485008
He likes being nice and smooth.

>>1484983
>Tom Holland and Harrison Osterfield
>Tom is the new Spiderman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
>Harrison has been Tom's "best friend" since way back.
>How close are they? Tom got Harrison a job as his personal assistant on the Spiderman set, just so they could be together all day everyday.
>Tom generally shows more skin than "Haz", but he is the up-and-cumming movie star after all.
>Neither of them have had a significant other in a significant amount of time
>Harrison once did some suuuper homoerotic ballet with some other dude (does anyone have the video?)

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>>1485633
Yeah here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lP5Ae0nv0
God it's hot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0DaEHici8M
He's too cute, I'm in love with him.

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What's going on with his face here?

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https://twitter.com/TomHolland1996/status/817500989532016640
oh my god

>>1486025
Can we convince him to hire a professional camera crew when producing a sex tape?

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>>1486036
We can try, but he's probably already had it done.

>>1486025
Should we count this as his coming out?

>>1486045
I'd be grateful if he did.
He deserves high quality nudes.

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>>1486046
Sure, why not?
>>1486047
He really does, especially so he can show off his big cock.

>>1485653
That started out kind of gay and then it got cranked up to 11.

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>>1486053
Yeah I was half-expecting them to start sucking and fucking on stage.

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Harrison's got nice abs and a cute body, he should show it off more often.

Awww Tom & Harrison are so cute

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>>1486025
He's such a dork. I liked this reply.

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"Hey, Tom, wanna go on Omegle with me later?"

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>>1486074
Where's H??????????

>>1486075
He can watch them on Omegle.

>>1486071
I for one look forward to more of his shitposting
>>1486074
kek

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>>1486075
He's in the bathroom wiping Tom's cum off his face.

>>1486074
Oh dear god.

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how do i get a tom holland bf?

>>1486074
Why does Dean always pull that fucking face?

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>>1486090
It's to mask the pain and the guilt.
Tom always points, he's like Mark Hamill

>>1486090
Not always - I've seen him pull other things.

>>1486096
nice, very nice

>>1486096
I just find it hilarious that actor playing the King on Game of Thrones, the most-watched TV program in history, decided to do that, on Omegle, of all places.

>>1486101
Hopefully, Tom makes the same mistake.

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>>1486103
He's a little slut, it won't take long.

>>1486105
You know Sony would attempt to erase it from all corners of the internet.

>>1486106
Well I wouldn't want anything to damage his career or hurt him personally, but I'll have still have it immediately saved on my hard drive.

>>1485659
Acne. Pretty common, even for 20 year olds.

>>1486115
Really? Is that's what's going on here? >>1486088
Poor thing, he should see a doctor if it is, they can prescribe all sorts of amazing shit.

>>1486101
Joffrey or Tommen? Granted, I know one died a while ago, but... you know... the other...

>>1486157
He played Tommen Number Two.

Jack Gleeson played Joffrey.

They both died awhile ago.

>>1485653
This is the gayest shit I've ever seen, and I've seen some gay things.

>>1486101
But he is not a huge star though right? I also think the video was recorded a few years ago. It is just a normal teenage thing to do. It does not surprise me that it happened. Surprised it has not happened sooner to some teenage star.

>>1486165
Apparently that's not the only video of him, either. There's another, with him fucking a woman twice his age.

>>1486178
Natalie Dormer? Lena Headey?
Fuck I'd watch that.

>>1486178
No idea. It's never gonna be released. Ever.

The guy who filmed him and his cousin wanking together claims he has it, but won't release it cos he doesn't want to ruin Dean's career.

>>1486203
Nice guy if it's true.

>>1486178
>>1486203
bull fucking shit.

The omegle video as posted from a bibcam forum. The person who recorded it didnt even know who the guy was. I guarantee you the omegle video was a one time thing. Even if there was a second video it wouldn't be on omelge it would be on skype or something and if that was the case then the first video would be on skype for better quality.

Stop making stupid shit up.

>>1486280
this. i've capped so many guys in my time. who knows. i might have recorded a d-list/internet celeb or 2 as well. i have this 1 guy who looks like a young sam pottorff but isn't. could be related idk.

>>1486164

>commenting on one of the gayest boards
>"I've seen some gay things"

>>1486025
Confirmed

Tom/Harrison sextape when?

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>>1486375
I'll give it a month.

>>1486280
I said "apparently", as in it's not confirmed. It's a rumour, and not one of my making, I'm just repeating what I heard.

I don't think believe it myself, like the old proverb goes -- If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

>>1486377
Although, the rumour never mentioned WHICH ONE of them was in the other video.

It could be Michael for all we know. If the rumors are true.

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>Tom gets to cum on this face

My new crush
Juicy nipples

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>>1486390
Welcome to the club.

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When is he going to go completely naked for a film?

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...

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Luckiest dog in the world.

>>1486377
by repeating the bullshit you become the bullshitter.

>>1486673
We're fags, it's what we do.

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>see Tom in shower like this

https://xhamster.com/movies/5323250/exclusive_casting_-_cute_boy.html

>what do?

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>>1488193
Fuck, he actually kind of looks like him.

Anyway I'd obviously hop in and help him shower of course.

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>>1488169
>All the pictures of Tom in Vogue followed by that filename
Kek

So, imagine if Disney allowed Tom to be the one in this photoshoot, instead of some randomer

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>>1488850

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>>1488851

>>1487287
>dem crows feet
>those lack of brows

I deserve a more handsome spider man

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>>1488850
I'm glad you appreciated that one.

They should have done, it'd have been great publicity, showed off Tom's body that he worked so hard to get, and answered the question of "Does he shave it smooth or just trim?"

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>>1488854
>He doesn't find his smile wrinkles and fucked up eyebrows cute

Well, each to his own I guess.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BPKxbCrgSdR/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
Turns out Tom is the abusive one.

>>1488868
Much like my preference for the gentleman in the shoot, my preference for Tom would be "just trim" as well.

>>1487286
>Slightly disheveled Tom on the left, giggling at a joke you made
How pure and wholesome

>>1489249
On the *right
God, I'm a dumbass

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>>1489249
>>1489287
I could play with his hair for hours.

I'd also like to deepthroat his cock and bury my nose in his neatly trimmed bush. Not quite as pure and wholesome.

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>>1489312

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>>1489314

>>1489312
I bet he trims his bush just because Harrison loves it that way, and Tom appreciates Harrison doing the same. (I wonder if they do it together, before it turns into sloppy blowjobs)

>>1489530
They probably do it together because doing it on your own is a fucking bitch sometimes. But it'd inevitably turn into rough handjobs and messy blowjobs. They wouldn't be able to resist themselves.

>>1489533
"Ooops, babe, you missed a spot right... there" Harrison says as he tenderly puts his mouth on it

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>>1489534
"And one right there too, we're not very good at this are we?" He remarks as he kisses the base of Tom's hardening cock.

>>1489846
He looks about 12.

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>>1489866
He's just adorably small.

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Why's he so sad guys?

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A few hours ago he asked if anyone in London was up for some drinks. Is he alright?

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>>1490571
Did he really say that? On twitter?

http://www.gaytube.com/media/1008252/palmer_tube/

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>>1490927
Instagram Story.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPVnHbwA0vq/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPVnN78g1hX/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPVnSh7A9e0/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates He looks thrilled there. Pair of lucky fuckers. Why couldn't I have been in London?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPVTcIyjWNy/?taken-by=tomholland2013&hl=en He also got raped by squirrels.

Drinking alone asking for strangers to join him, playing with squirrels in a park. Is... Is he okay?

Also another great audition tape there, thanks for sharing it.

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>>1490927
Also where's that picture from?

>>1490935
Im not sure, I just found it
>>1490934
Thanks for the links, and that guy in the vid is named Antonio Palmer, hes my Tom Lookalike fav

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>>1490949
No problem, and yeah that guy is pretty hot. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55db3a98c4718

Tom and Harrison sex tape when?

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>Shut up and don't tell your aunt!

>>1490571
>>1490934
He was drinking alone in London on a Sunday night? If that isn't a desperate cry for help I don't know what is.

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>>1490988
kek I'm sure he's fine... right? He does seem to drink a lot, what could he have a problem with?

I know this is a porn board and what I'm going to say might sound stupid (I know, IT sounds stupid), but: This guy is soooooo fuck*ng adorable like, he's hot and all, but he's sooo fuck*ng down to earth and so cute that I just want to cuddle with him and let the hours pass like nothing, cook for him, listen to him, play video games or read a book together, spend time together not necessarily fuck*ng... Shit, I sound like a 15yo girl in love :/

>>1490994
I have similar feelings for Grant Gustin, I just want to live in a rural log cabin with only him and me around... Not in a serial killer kind of way.

>>1490994
I feel the exact same way, there's nothing I want more.

https://twitter.com/HazOsterfield/status/821143986987532289

What emotion is Harrison's facial expression supposed to convey?

>>1491015
Jealousy mayhaps, that IS his thigh

>>1490934
>>1490988
>>1490992
He explicitly said he'd been with a friend and they'd had to leave, so yeah no doubt he was a bit bevved and decided why the hell not. Let the guy live his life, he's only 20 for god's sake aha.

>>1491047
Oh yeah I bet he's fine. I wish I could have gone out for drinks with him. Best night ever.

It's from the Spiderman movie trailer

>>1491138

I think they meant this picture:
>>1490927,
which is from "How I Live Now" - but I'm afraid it's not Tom at all, but rather George MacKay (who plays his older brother in it).

Will I ever have a boyfu this cute? Damn it all...

>>1491165
If you run into him, buy him a drink or two and he's all yours.

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http://crazydaysandnights.net/2017/01/blind-item-2-1504.html

>>1491234
WTF!? Lol, that's some explicit blind... Remember that this "Enty" guys is a super scam of person. I've been reading him until he monetized his blog to the sky (the ads were soo fuck*n invasive) and some kind of snafu giving a false "blind gossip" (lots of sited reported this and even some stopped posting Enty "blinds"), but I suppose is good news that Tom (the gossip is super obvious about Tom) likes guys... The question is: He's a top or a bottom?

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>>1491550
He comes across to me as a bottom, submissive and so eager to please. Though he's still up to fuck you if you told him to.

>>1491615
I'm a power bottom, but this guy is the only one that can change me and transform me into a power top, such a mix of cuteness and hotness.

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>>1491670
Oh absolutely, he was made to be fucked hard.

>>1491234
blindgossip . com/?p=82765
Related maybe?

>>1491701
Nah, Tom was in one TV series, Wolf Hall, as minor character in six episodes. Everyone else is saying Michael B Jordon and there's rumours surrounding him. Plus Tom doesn't seem like he'd care enough to try and hide it so desperately.
Also seeing Tom with even a fake girlfriend would be extremely painful.

>>1491701
nah "roles in several popular TV series before making the jump to the big screen" doesn't fit for tom. michael b jordan (from the comments) makes sense

>>1491711
>>1491712
Thanks for your replies! :)

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>>1491763
No problem :^)

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>Peel your mask back a bit
>Why?
>To show off that cute face and those kissable lips of yours
>Oh o-okay

>>1491776
>the spidey bulge
Starting to see more and more why he was cast.

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>>1491822

>>1486052
I don't know how anyone on set manages to keep their hands off him.

>>1491822 Wait for it to be deleted with CGI like they did with the actor from "Superman Returns" (2006).
I'll be happy if they just show him being Spidey and don't put some stupid plot about falling in love with that Sendaya girl or some shit like that. Show me just pure unadulterated Tom Holland being Spider-Man!!

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>>1491832
They better not CGI his delicious cock out, that'd be a crime against humanity.

I'd be okay with him falling in love. With Harry Osborn.

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>Tom gets to cum on this face

>>1481234
ITT potatoes

>>1481238
me on the left

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>>1492007
Guess who I am

>>1492006
You're a fucking potato

>>1492011
are you paid by columbia/marvel to spam this board with these shitty threads?
literally no on is interested in these unattractive children.

>>1492015
Yes it's me and three other shills. We get paid $0.20 for each post, but we stretch them out to keep them going as long as possible. When it reaches a bump limit we get paid a bonus of $3.50. You should consider getting a job like this. I'm sure you're an expert at wasting your life.

shit thread

goddamn, I thought teen girls aren't allowed in 4chan

>>1492026
Oh look, another bitter faggot. Here to make sure everyone wallows in his own misery.

>>1492015
>children
to you, but hes my age anon

>>1492030
Same here

thank god he finally got that huge mole removed from his chin

>>1492028
sorry that not everyone wants to fuck a generic white boy

>>1492042
No one is making you, you're coming here of your own volition. In fact I'm pretty sure you're a regular in these threads, making the same sad, asinine comments. Don't stop though, you're a great laugh.

>>1492015
20yo="children" LOL!
Gramps, go and take your pills because you are talking stupid again. Lol, I'm tired of those old faggots that thinks that they opinions are important or that they can mandate who the other people can or can't like.
Go and fap to pics of Caitlyn Jenner, asshole.

>>1492047
>>1492195

lol do your homework please

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We're going dangerously off-topic here.

>>1492211
Okay, I have to ask. What did you mean by this?

Did Tom have a long-term GF, or is that bullshit? I know his BFF had a girlfriend for a good while... supposedly...

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>>1493100
>Did Tom have a long-term GF, or is that bullshit?

He did...Elle Lotherington, or something like that - another Brit School student.

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>>1493111

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>>1493115

>>1493111
I assume that's a done deal now?

>>1493116
>>1493115
>>1493111
Are there any pics of them together where he's legit smiling? I may be projecting but he doesn't look happy.

>>1493124
In pictures he knows are being taken, he doesn't tend to smile much anyway. I think you only get a true smile when he's in a candid, photographed-unnoticed pic. They do look a little unhappy though!

I'm surprised Harrison had a GF, he had my gaydar pinging for sure.

>>1493126
I thought this vid was confirmation enough, but ya never know. It was just a routine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lP5Ae0nv0

>>1490992
Nah its a common brit lad thing. I'm sure you've heard of British binge drinking culture.

>>1493119
I think they broke up in late 2015.

>>1490934
>>1490988
>>1491047

Yeah it just seems like he was wanting a night out and his friend had to bail on him so he was lonely and felt shit. I mean I've been in that situation where everyones had to bail and I'm like "damn. No epic night out then. That sucks" He probably doesn't get to go out often too either.

Plus he seemed tipsy so he had low inhibitions so he was probably like "Fuck it. Lets ask instagram."

Still sucks as he seems so sad and lonely over it =[

>>1491776
>You will never do that famous Spidey kiss scene with Tom Holland's Peter Parker

>>1493137
Yeah, a lot of people here are probably American. They don't get the normality of going for a pint over here in UK/Ireland.

>>1490997

Grant's mine, back off.

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>>1490994
We always get in these threads questions as to what we see in him and why we find him attractive. They usually point out that yeah his body is above average but his face his painfully average, they point out his fucked up eyebrow, how he doesn't look like a movie star, how if you go to any British university you'd find a hundred Tom Hollands, probably people better looking than him and its true. His body is amazing, his face is very average, no major standout for fashion either. It's definitely the personality I'm attracted to. He's just so down to earth and normal and it's refreshing. He's one of those typical British lads but not the asshole kind, the really friendly and open ones. Even after everything. He's getting MAJOR money now, movies left and right because now he's a star, he's got that name value to him. Yet he still lives in London, with a small room full of normal guy in his 20s things in it. He still hangs around with all of his friends, spends time with his family and not like spending a ton of money on them, just doing normal British family things, he doesn't seem to spend much money on himself either. He got his childhood friend a job on set and I won't be surprised if he ends up as Harry Osborne. He still tries to regularly see his friends and go on a typical night out to him. Nowhere fancy, not showing off, just down the pub. His idea of a good time is still a few drinks with friends and hell, he legit just invited fans down to come have drinks with him when his friends bailed.

After all that he's still himself. No scandals or anything. That's attractive to me. Also the fact that he hides his body through thick layers of clothing so you never suspect because his muscles are all cut rather than bulk so when he takes his shirt off it's like woah.

>>1493178
Im saying this out of genuine care for you, stranger, but you sound like a total loser and need to get a life. Youll be happier out there in the real world, interacting and building relationships with ppl that you can actually speak to and touch.

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>>1493111
>>1493115
>>1493116
Nooo

>>1493111
>>1493115
>>1493116
Oh shit I remember this now, seeing a picture of them months and months ago, I'm guessing they're not together anymore since I haven't seen her ever since. Those pictures look like they're from a couple years ago. So if she's gone, how has Tom Holland, Spider-Man himself, not pulled another girl?

>>1493178
That's a great description, though I honestly think his face is beautiful.
>>1493185
You're a bit of a mean cunt aren't you?

>>1493137
Oh yeah I am British, I'm just taking the piss out of it. I drink all the time, it's the only thing that gives a semblence of happiness in my empty life.

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>>1493146
I wonder about fame like that, how it works with different people, Tom is just a normal lad, when he was asking people to meet up with him he probably just wanted a chat and some drinks with someone, which I hope he got, instead of some girls freaking out and asking for selfies before leaving him.

If Tom and Harrison, at least one of them, aren't gay. Then this world makes no fucking sense,

>>1493322
>You're a bit of a mean cunt aren't you?
Im not saying that to be a mean cunt. The truth hurts but i think you should listen to it. No healthy, happy person is going to write a short essay on some random actor they dont know and have never met

>>1493347
It probably took him two minutes to write, and then for all you know he went out for the night with his friends. Personally I should be taking your advice because I have no life and no relationships. But still.

>>1493178
I'm 1490994.
Thanks for what you have written, you said it more eloquent than me (I'm not a native English speaker) and I subscribe to everything you said about this guy :)
>>1493185
WTF dude? sometimes is better to not live in the "real world" because of bitter sh*t like you, leave >>1493178 alone, to each his own I guess!

>>1493185
Because I'm attracted to his personality more so than his looks? Uh, okay. I know plenty of people who do that.

>>1493330
He looked very bummed out in one of the instagram videos. I'm guessing he doesn't get to see his friends often these days so it must be shitty they had to bail.

>>1493347
It's a small paragraph about what makes me attracted to him. It wasn't some weird fantasy novel. All I basically said was that I find his personality attractive but find he looks average, except for his body, and yeah it took two minutes.

>>1493409
He must wonder if anyone likes him for who he is, or if it's because he's famous, he's Spider-Man, anyone would, it would drive you fucking crazy sometimes. I know it would with me. I think Harrison might be one of the few people he knows for certain genuinely likes and cares about him for who he is, that's probably part of the reason they're always together. Well, either that or they're in love with each other.

>>1493244
hopefully he doesnt 100% buy into the woman meme

>>1493432
Maybe he was just pretending to. Just believe whatever you want to believe.

>>1493330
He has thousands of followers, once your social media gets that many followers, any 'normal' replies are lost in a sea of fan-girl frenzy messages. He probably looked at about 30 "OMG TOM PLEASE MEET WITH ME XOXOX" messages and then realised he made a mistake!

>>1493334
It seems like they're both straight. Harrison has a serious case of hero worship with Tom though. He copies his insta posts and stuff to emulate him. As nice as it would be to have them be gay, they're more than likely just two best friends having fun and enjoying the experience of filming/messing about.

>>1493595
I'd love to have drinks with him. He seems like such a cool guy. Girls are the fucking worst. Harrison is seriously adorable. I do think they might be gay, there's just so much about them both that says that... I mean they spent a week together around Christmas at a comfy little bed and breakfast. Though it is probably still just wishful thinking.

>>1493635
Sure, he does seem cool, pretty down to earth and fun.

But I'm painfully aware that however we spin it, we're all on a Tom Holland thread on /hm/ so we're not exactly people he'd like to see either! We're just fanboys of a different ilk.

>they spent a week together around Christmas at a comfy little bed and breakfast

I'd love to have the time/money to just chill out with my mates like that. As a gay dude I am aware of always hoping guys are gay too. I have to remind myself that "two guys can be best buds without it being sexual/gay".

Sorry, I'm being very muted and negative, aren't I? :P

>>1493636
I grew up in a place where you don't do that, nobody wants to be seen as close or gay, so they simply aren't. So I'm more inclined to think of guys of potentially being gay if they are close, and Tom and Harrison are really, really close, even if they're friends, I wish I had friends like that.

I wish I had friends.

And you're just providing a reasonable counter argument. :P But until I watch Tom fuck a girl, I'm going to enjoy my comfy little fantasy of a cute, ideal gay relationship between two gorgeous guys.

>>1493637
Yeah 'bromances' are not a thing where I'm from either. I get you.

>I wish I had friends

Dude you totally can, it's just a numbers game. You gotta get out there and get involved in something - book club, boxercise class, running group, sports... interact with more people. And you'll totally find friends to connect with.

>>1493641
I used to have loads of friends, we just all drifted apart. I'm kind of shy now, and I feel like a stranger in my town. I don't really belong here. I go to a gym regularly, can't even bring myself to talk to any of the cute guys there.

>>1493392
>WTF dude? sometimes is better to not live in the "real world" because of bitter sh*t like you, leave >>1493178 # alone, to each his own I guess!
Be strong and venture out into the real world. I believe in you

>>1493644
You should try to reconnect with people. I went to college and drifted away from friends, but afterwards I made the effort with them and we're tighter than ever.

You seem cool, you can make it happen. It just means you have to push yourself outside the shy comfort zone you've gotten into. :)

>>1493746
Alright, I'll really try. Thanks. :)

>>1493737
Look at all that dumb muscle padding. Why do directors and studios insist on this? Smh

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>>1493765
I don't think it's padding.

>>1493773
Its padding. Theres a gif of him in the suit where its a lot more obvious. Also his arms look thin in that picture.

>>1493789
Oh yeah looking at it closely it's pretty obvious now.

Still he has a hot fucking body. I'd lick it all over.

>>1493595
The replies on the instagram post were legit just SLAY KING AND YES FUCK ME DADDY and shit.

The two people he ended up hanging out with were fangirls, he didn't look too happy on the pics.

>>1493815
Fucking embarrassing. I'd cut my little finger off just to kiss him on the lips but I wouldn't tell him that or freak out if I met him in person, I'd just treat him like a normal guy, with some respect. It always weirds me out when I see all those types of comments, he reads this shit too. Honestly, I won't lie, they're hilarious too. Seriously, who says "FUCK ME HARD DADDY. OWN ME." to someone they have a crush on? I feel sorry for him if he's straight if those are the girls who want to fuck him.

>>1493636
Yeah but I feel I wouldn't fanboy externally to him if you get me? if I was the one who met up for a drink with him I'd go for a drink with him and chat with him, not like splooge over him, take pics with him and ask for his autograph (thats what one girl did it's on her tumblr)

I'd be fanboying major internally but I'd keep it in so he's not weirded out and so we could chill.

>>1493636
>>1493641
Yeah its a Brit thing, here in Britain we're a bit more touchey feely, especially after a few drinks. I genuinely don't think they're gay, I think they're close, old friends who are comfortable enough with each other and comfortable enough with their masculinity to be like that with one another, they genuinely care for each other and they're not afraid to show it, but I don't think it's romantic.

They have for sure seen each other naked, though. If they're comfortable enough to do all the other shit they do, they'll have stripped down with one another. Wouldn't be surprised if they've wanked together, but highly doubting that one.

>>1493824
Not Tom Holland but still reminds me of this hilarity. His reaction is amazing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWe4SrIIFqc

Teen girl fans are fucking nutso sometimes

>>1493836
Jesus Christ teen girls are the worst.
>>1493833
I think they're gay, or at least Harrison is, he's pretty camp, but you could just as easily be right. The important question is who has the bigger cock?

>>1493833
tumblr link?

>>1493935
it's cool i saw it... he didn't seem v happy in the fan pics...

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>>1493935

>>1493732
Thanks for the advice sincerely (I'm not being sarcastic), sorry if I sounded a little too harsh or disrespectful, but my moto is that "to each his own", I'm nobody to tell other people what he can or can't like and I didn't fell that >>1493178 had social problems/was being weird or something like that, I thinks he's just a guy who feels the same I feel when I see this guy (Tom), the difference is that the anon write it with more eloquence.
>>1493944 Wow, he looks really miserable on that pice, in the candids he always looks happy or smiling, here he's just like "wtf I'm doing here!"
>>1493841 My gay-sense pings like an earthquake with Harrison, but I don't find him good looking at all.

>>1493944
What the hell is up with his hair lately? Looks like a revolutionary era wig.

>>1494119
It's for a movie role

>>1494119
He got a new toupee.
The steroids made him bald.

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>>1494111
Really? I think Harrison is stunningly beautiful.
To each his own I guess.

>>1494119
I love his hair, whatever he does with it, it's always gorgeous, I could play with it for hours.
>>1494121
kek

>>1493944
If I look at that picture, and look at the CDAN blind that was OBVIOUSLY about Tom (If the blind was true or not is another thing) what I get is that maybe Tom was with Harrison, both of them got in a drunken fight, they split, and Tom published that Instagram post asking for somebody to drink with. Maybe he was trying to get some "cute" (male or female) fan to post a picture with him/her and get Harrison jealousy but well... He just only got rabbid 15yo fans looking for "OMG SPIDEY I WANT TO FUCK YOU!!11! YOU ARE SO HOT!!!1!" and we can see his face on that pic :P

>>1494172
I don't find him attractive at all, if you put him and Tom together I would choose Tom every day of the week (mole and all). But you said it well "to each his own", thanks for no trolling with others people tastes :)

>>1494174
I wish I was in London then, I'd have love to have made Harrison jealous. A cute selfie, a pic of my lips around Tom's cock. ;P
At least they made up though, Facetiming when Tom was hungover in the park, trying to get some fresh air, whilst getting raped by squirrels.

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>>1494178
Well your taste is good enough to like Tom ;)

>You will never answer Tom Holland's instagram post to hanging out for a drinking
>It will never just be you and him who turn up
>You will never hang with him and have a conversation
>He will never get pretty tipsy, enough for him to get all cuddly and touchy feely as he does when drunk
>He will never do the typical drunk brit lad thing where they take a pic kissing you on the cheek
>You will never convince him to show off his abs to you because he's tipsy enough
>You will never be that random bro he hung out with one night.

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>>1494266
anon, don't, it's too painful...

>>1494174
Anyone that legit believes he had a spat with Harrison and then posted to meet people in order to make him jealous is delusional.

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>>1494349
Sis?

>>1494347
t. Harrison
>>1494351
kek

>>1494347
Why not? he was drunk, maybe he wanted to show Harrison that he can be with anyone he wants, something like that, the people do stupid things when they are angry and drunk.
But I have a question, the CDAN blind was the same day (or a day after, don't remember) that Tom published the post on Instagram... There's another "celebrity" or actor or someone famous (male) that published that day the same request on Instagram like Tom? or he was the only one?
>>1494351 Lol, he looks like Sigourney on the pic with his fans! But he's cute anyways :)

>>1494347
Yeah, but it's hot as fuck to think about.

I'm kinda lost in the whole blind thing lol

Can someone educate me on this? Is it trustworthy? Those blind item things? I'm in my 20s and it's the first time me hearing this...

I kinda feel bad for him, after seeing all of this. I know what it's like to want someone to just sit with you and talk or laugh and not be able to get anyone. Thing is, I'm not famous... so I think it's a little bit more sad for him since ANYONE would DIE to meet him.

Personally (lusting set aside lol) I would very much like to sit with him and talk. He seems like the kind of person who you can talk with for HOURS and not get bored.

He should come to Florida! I can be a friend lol

The only thing worse than a pathetic fanboy is a pathetic gay fanboy. You all are worse than the basest, most desperate fangirls. GET A LIFE AND STOP FANTASIZING IN DETAIL OVER THIS GUY YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER MEET, LET ALONE GET TO KNOW.

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>>1494528

>>1494528
None of us are deluded enough to think we're gonna hook up with these celebs, it's just fun, harmless fantasy over guys who are hot as hell, women do this equally frequently and to further extremes so don't pretend this is weird or unusual in any way.

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>>1486074
My dick would fall off jacking it to Tom and Dean

>>1494718
The internet would implode.

>>1494528
He says whilst going out of his way to tell us this. At least we're having fun, I'm not sure about you.

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>>1494718
>fan-girling this hard

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>>1494725
You people are no fun. Even in fucking /v/ and /tv/ gays are more fun.

>>1494736
Yeah there's some proper miserable cunts on this board aren't there? /tv/ gays are way better.

>>1494740
For a board called Handsome Men they sure do a lot of complaining about people gushing over Handsome Men.
And yeah, its subjective as to if he's Handsome or not but its not like we're spamming the first page with Tom Holland threads.

>>1494749
They've got nothing better to do with their sad, bitter lives. At least we're wasting our time doing something we like.

>>1494753
Why do you crazy people always say that, like everyone else spends their whole life here. That's not us that's you queens, obsessing over shit grade pop stars and that, most of us stop for a quick fap and move on with our lives.

>>1494756
I never said that, calm down. It's just a joke. Fucking hell. Do me a favour and move on with your life right now then.

>>1494759
More than happy to, who the hell would want to fap here with all the better places for porn on the internet. Enjoy your peace and quiet.

>>1494760
Yeah it's almost like people have different tastes and desires. Fuck off then dickhead.

>>1494727
>He likes the pain
Harrison Beatings confirmed!

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>>1494773
>Slap me Harrison!

>What?

>Just fucking choke me!

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>>1494779
>Tonight you're the bitch Tom, Now get on your knees and open your whore mouth

>>1494787
Do you think he calls Harrison daddy as he's getting fucked? I kind of hope he does.

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>>1494787
>You're going to ride me harder than this horse later Tom.

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>>1494795
Maybe, it could have slipped out during a moment of passion, Harrison liked what he heard and told Tom to call him daddy again as he fucked him harder. I bet they're both pretty kinky.

>>1494805
Damn, I was trying to not believe the blinds on that gossip site but looking at the pics of them together it's sooo obvious that they have at least 'something'. I mean, the photos are even a little embarrassing. I can understand one or two pictures with a friend but 50 photos with the same blond guy around Tom like a fly in weird moments like the one with the horse? I bet Tom is the top and the other guy is the bottom

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>>1494910
They're always together, they're inseperable, Tom takes him everywhere, even on his film sets. Best friends or boyfriends, either way they're adorable together.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPjEuIZADq0/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates

I figured Tom for a bottom anyway, though the way Harrison acts makes me think otherwise.

>>1494805
>>1494922
Those photos are cringeworthy

>>1495588
I don't know why people find spider-gay good looking at all.

>>1495588
Why? I think they're cute.
>>1495684
Different tastes for different people.

>>1495588
Harrison needs these for his Tom shrine, be nice.

rip great thread

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>>1495991
kek
>Another one for the collection
>>1496248
:'(

>>1496250
There'll be another thread soon, right?

Right?

>>1496355
I'll make one in a short while. Just for you.

>>1496369
Thank you. <3

>>1496423
<3

Whats if... ...
-What if one of those two guys is only gay and the other is bi?
-What if the other guy is cool with that (having a friend that's gay and demanding) as long as it doesn't hurt the view his own family has on him?
-What if they already 'tried' having sex, and be boyfriends but the constant demands (exposition 'why you don't show me to the other people?', tell they parents and friends 'Why I can't tell anyone about us?', jealousy of ex partners 'Why are you talking to that sl*t?', etc) of one of them turned that relationship in a hell?
-What if there's a sex tape of those two from an old personal webcam? (think those old 1Mpx ones)
-What if one of those two is under so much stress that's getting a little too 'liberal' with the alcohol and this is causing problems on his daily life?
-What if one of those two guys is thinking a little too serious on 'ending it all' (his own words) because all the problems he's living from 2016 onward?
-What if the other guy doesn't give two flying sh*ts about de depression the other guy is having?
-What if in the middle of this year one of them get a new 'girlfriend' so they (The suits that pays the bills) can shut down the rumors about the sexuality of those two? (what I've heard is: 'With Thrump on the office we can expect a lot of backlash on gay/people of color celebrities/actors/etc and/or films with gay/minorities themes', and the 'suits' expect to turn this film in something big like the Marvel Avengers universe and spawn other franchises)
-What if some anon here was right and that instagram that one of them posted looking for 'someone' (original intention 'looking for a hot guy or presentable enough one for a instagram pic') was to make jealous the other guy like 'I can have anyone I want! I don't need you!'? (I might add the guy that posted the instagram is a really cool guy, down to earth and all, but the alcohol is a treacherous friend)

This is all I can say for now, hope to share more of those two soon.

>>1496650
What if what you are talking about Tom if false???how do you prove that everything you say is true???? Go fuck yourself idiot!

>>1496667 You have used my 'username', good for you!
I'm just trying to share what I know, I wrote it that way because I know that I'm super dumb and surely would say something particular or talk in a particular way like I do in real life and someone would know who I am.
I'm not against any of the two guys 'personally', is just I'm a little effed up at how the things are and how they are going to be. The guys I talk about (I don't want to name them, I have a particular way of calling their names and they would know it's me if I say it, and they see this) are good people, both a little fuck*d on the head because fame, money, you name it (Every perk from being the IT guy in some franchise that has a lot of pressure on becoming the next Iron Man and from being the 'friend' of the IT guy).
The effed up part is that they are going to play the 'girlfriend card', and that one of them (the guy I appreciate most) is changing his life drastically, he's getting meaner, he drinks a lot, he curses a lot (A LOT) and nobody's doing ANYTHING to help him, this 'success" is destroying the better part of him and it's really sad to see it and I can't do anything to help (I'm not his friend or family, I'm nothing and I don't want to lose my job)
Hope to share more.