Tom Holland thread #2

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>>1473227

He looks like a slightly less inbred Casey Neistat.

>>1473253
cute
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I just don't get it. Everything about him seems average - his looks, his ass, his bulge looks below average, he has an okay body but there are plenty of people with much better.

There are people in these threads screaming about how hot he is - I just don't see it. Normally when that happens I can at least see why others would find someone hot, but in his case - as I said just seems totally average.

>people keep coming in to say he isn't attractive
alright I get it, thanks for sharing, very interesting, great posts

>>1473310
there's something about his hotness that's more than the sum of his parts. I'm not crazy about him like some people in this thread, but I can definitely see it.

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>>1473302

mediocre white guy becoming hotter because of hollywood a-list projects. such is white culture

>>1473329
I may or may not be playing it up, but I find his boy next door quality really endearing

>>1473347
like chris pratt. nobody cared about him in parks n rec

>>1473351
I thought Chris Pratt was cute in The Five Year Engagement

>>1473347
>le white privellege maymay

>>1473347
delete your post and get the fuck out of the thread you boring cunt

Anons, why are we all arguing about what's attractive and what's not? This is /hm/, it's a place for fantasizing. Get on with the fantasizing.

people who worship him in this thread will worshipt anyone they see in list of top 10 hottest guys in hollywood created by white people of America magazine. because we are all spoonfeeding you shit you need to care about you mindless robots

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>>1473357
This is pretty lewd but... I want to cuddle with him.

a white girl made this thread

>>1473358
>white people of America magazine
that's one of my favorite magazines
>>1473359
This is a red board, but I'm not sure that's even legal. That's just too lewd.

>>1473358
What did I just tell you to do? I said get the fuck out of the thread.
>>1473360
white guy actually

ANYONE.CAN.BE.SPIDER.MAN.MEDIA.JUST.SHOVED.TOM.IN.YOUR.FACES.BECAUSE.YOU.WILL.JUST.GOBBLE.IT.ALL.UP.

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>>1473361
Maybe I'd rub my legs against his, play with his hair and kiss him on the cheeky

>>1473359
cuddling always leads to more lewdness
You start out just cuddling, then before you know it, one of you gets hard and you move on to grinding.

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>>1473364
We gobbled him up cause he's delicious

>>1473367
meant for >>1473366

OHMY GOD. THE INTERNET IS TELLING ME TOM IS THE HOTTEST TTHING EVER. I AGREE

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>>1473367
Oh yeah it always does, always gets in the way of whatever it is you're watching together, before you know it, you're rolling around the bed together naked, grinding, kissing, maybe even a little play fighting, Tom pins you down, his cock throbbing hard, a sly grin on his face, he rubs his cock against yours, oh the friction feels perfect, he climbs up you and his cock is resting on your lips, you kiss it softly, lick the head, take it in your mouth and suck, the best tasting thing in the world...

>>1473371
Chill, nobody thinks that, he's just a new hot actor most of us haven't seen yet.

OHMYGOD SPIDERMAN IS BEING PORTRAYED BY A TOMATO. IVE LOVED TOMATO EVER SINCE FUCK YOU HOW DONT LIKE TOMATO

>>1473371
I can't tell if you're purposely winding us up or actually retarded but please kill yourself now, here's your (You)

>>1473376
IM SO AFFECTED BY OTHER PEOPLES STATEMENT I MAKE THEM WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES. LIKE IF IN THE REAL WORLD I WOULD ACTUALLY ASK SOMEONE HEY YOU YOUR OPINIONS DIFFER FROM ME. KILL YOURSELF, THATS ME. THATSWHAT I DO

>>1473377
Alright definitely a piss take, you've had your laugh now, go on get out now you little runt

>>1473377
yup. thats exactly what tom's fans would do.

>>1473376
"translation" your comments seem different from mine and i think you should kill yourself. yep there are people llike this. in real life they actually shout this to you in real life "kill yourself because youre different" and we have a perfect example in this thread. this is all of you

oh my god i actually have a different opinion about tom holland and people are making me want to kill myself? am i in america?

>>1473383
Are you the same poster spamming stupid shit in caps or are you another tedious autistic?

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Posting Tom's beautiful boyfriend too

he's cute because media told me he's cute

i dont know who's hot. but facebook will tell me

why is a generic actor posted here? I don't see no dicks

>>1473400
this is actually kinda realistic. there were never any tom holland worship thread before Civil War. or the spidey trailers. then aft that. here we all are. TOM HOLLAND THREAD BECAUSE WE"VE LOVE TOM EVER SINCE AND WE WERE THE FIRST EVER AND WEVE LOVE HIM HIM FOREVER WE ARE WHITE GIRLS WE WERE FANS FOREVER WE LOVE HIM DURING HIA FIRST MOVIE checks imdb

He doesn't look great now, and he's British - in five years he's going to be hideous.

Harrison looks like a Nazi. If WW2 films become big again after Dunkirk he'll have a better career than Tom.

>>1473409
You're so dense light must bend around you, before Civil War he was relatively unknown and only just 18 or 19, after Civil War and the Homecoming shooting and trailer he's become decently famous, people think he's cute, attractive, people make threads, and you replied to yourself then didn't you? Are you actually autistic? I found out about him when he was cast in Civil War, and I'm a white guy, I don't know where this girl thing of yours has come from.

>>1473409
>there were never any tom holland worship thread before Civil War
Wow, it's almost like Civil War is what made him famous or something!!

You can't "worship" someone that you don't know exists, idiot.

>>1473392
Jeez this pasty prostitot is lucky he has a nice bod and young skin

>>1473511
hnggg just lower him into my life senpai

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>>1473516
Here you go, he's all yours

I wonder if RDJ has had his way with him

>>1473230

It is kinda off putting that the suit in that shot is 100% CGI.

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>>1473534
I think they just wanted it to slide off him perfectly.
I think they wanted to make it sexy

>>1473542
They're setting up a joke where he gets punched in the chest and has to fight with just his underwear and mask
right? hahah that would be pretty funny haha

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>>1473543
He doesn't like to wear underwear under the suit, chafes, he prefers to go commando, but I reckon a good hard hit in the chest would slip that spandex right off, it would be hilarious haha, him all sweaty, fighting, completely naked hahaha

>>1473544
hahha what do you think his dick is like haha so i can imagine this hilarious scene haha!

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>>1473545
Four to five inches soft, decently thick, uncut, delicious looking, a few nice veins, just imagine him completely naked with his perfect cock out, him getting manhandled, getting hard over the excitement of it all, it's going to be so funny hahaha

>>1473549
hahah is he a grower or shower?

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>>1473552
I reckon he's seven inches hard, maybe even a surprising eight, nice and thick, absolutely gorgeous and perfect like the rest of him, just looking at it will make you lightheaded, your mouth water and legs weak...
oh yeah I forgot to laugh ahaha

>>1473554
Do you think he's shaved?
oh and hahah

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>>1473555
It's smooth or trimmed, you'll love either way as your nose is pressed against it when every inch of his unbelievably delicious cock is in your mouth and down your throat, sucking and swallowing hard

>>1473557
What's he like to have done to him?

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>>1473559
Everything. He loves kissing, having his muscular body massaged, kissed and licked, his cock sucked, his ass spanked, bitten, his tight little pink hole rimmed and fingered, you can just sit there and play with it for hours, one finger, two, three, four... just in and out, and then eaten out, he loves to get fucked, in all different kinds of ways, soft, gentle and loving, or rough, deep and hard, and when he gets fucked like that he likes getting slapped and choked, his hair pulled, not too hard, but just enough, he loves sucking cock, he can do that forever, he makes art out of it, and he just loves to be grinded against, two naked bodies against one another, hard throbbing cocks rubbing. And after it all, he loves to cuddle.

>>1473562
What would you like to do him?

>>1473562
why am i throbbing

>>1473534
Lets face it, most of the shots with Spiderman in the costume will be CGI. Also, the muscle ladding is horrible and off putting too

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>>1473564
Everything. All of that. Every night, I mean, we haven't even included Harrison in yet. But just with Tom? I'd start with the obvious, kissing him, on those soft, tasty lips, tenderly at first, just staring into his deep, dark eyes, getting more passionate and wild, tongues in each other's mouths, we start tearing each other's clothes off, feeling our bodies, grabbing asses, we get our cocks out and stroke and rub them together as we keep kissing, Tom would stop and look me in the eye, his expression is of pure lust and desire, he says softly, barely able to breath and contain his excitement, "I need to suck your cock." he gets on his knees and he dives right in, no foreplay, no teasing, he couldn't wait for it, I can barely stand up it feels so incredible, I rub my hands through his luscious hair as he licks and slurps, he manages to force himself to stop after just a few minutes, he doesn't want me to cum, not yet, I grab him and hoist him up on my shoulders and I suck his big, thick juicy cock, he's moaning so loudly, it drives me wild, I end up throwing him on the bed and jumping on, without wasting a second I lift his legs in the air and spread them apart and I start eating out his asshole like a starving animal, the taste, oh god it's the best thing in the world, I start fingering him too, and the noises he's making the whole time are making my cock so hard it hurts, he whimpers "f-fuck me..." I tell him to repeat that louder, "Fuck me please!" louder "OH GOD FUCK ME" I thrust my cock in him and he gasps, I ram into him like a bull, he's a sweating mess, barely coherent, moaning and begging for more, pleading for me to never ever stop, he's grasping and clutching the bed covers, I lean forward and he pulls me for a kiss and he holds me in tight, we stare into each other's eyes again, I grind inside of him as we take turns stroking his cock, eventually we just can't take it anymore...

>>1473572
What if you did include Harrison?

>>1473572
...I cum deep inside of him and he cums all over himself, thick pearly white ropes all over his abs, pecs and face, I lick it up and swallow, he pulls me in for another kiss, I pull out and we roll around the bed kissing and grinding together before we collapse completely and utterly exhausted, five minutes later we clean up, get back in bed and cuddle and kiss each other softly.

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How tall is he, like 5'5"? He would be 9/10 if he were just 5 inches taller, and perfect if he were 6'

But as he's only a manlet, all I can give him is 6/10.

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>>1473573
Harrison opens up a world of opportunities, he and Tom love the same things. Mindless sex, no roles, just the three of us on a bed, sucking, fucking, kissing, rimming, grinding to our heart's content. Or Tom and Harrison working on me, me and Harrison dominating Tom, or Tom and me giving it to Harrison. Tom and me kissing Harrison, taking off his clothes, kissing his body, touching it, on our knees sucking his cock and looking up at him as we stroke our own hard dicks, he lies down on the bed and we continue, we're on our hands and knees working on him as he fingers us, then he tells us to kiss and frot for him, I go back to sucking his beautiful dick as Tom rims me, getting my ready for Harrison, I climb on his cock and take it in my ass, Tom lies down next to Harrison to watch me ride him, Harrison starts stroking his dick, I lie down on his chest and we all kiss each other as Harrison fucks me slowly, then it's Tom's turn to ride the bull and he moans beautifully like always, after a while Harrison makes us lie down and he gets up and sucks our cocks as me and Tom kiss, then we all roll around on the bed grinding against each other, kissing, sucking and rimming, it's heaven, and after a while we end up covered up cum, breathless and in ecstasy. There's so much we could do.

>>1473585
Your imagination must get you through some long nights

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>>1473586
Oh it does, it really is great.

>>1473590
please do go on, anon

Did his nudes leak or something?
Why are these threads blowing up all of a sudden?

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>>1473593
"We've got ten minutes to do this before we carry on shooting."
Tom and Harrison rush into their trailer, they don't waste a moment, they're on each other, kissing madly, hands on each other's heads, running through their hair, Harrison takes his hand and starts rubbing and groping Tom's cock through his Spidey outfit, looking him in the eyes as he does it, Tom is instantly hard and there's a painfully obvious throbbing bulge underneath the skin-tight spandex, Tom pulls out Harrison's cock and strokes and jerks it, they're both fucking crazy, so much time shooting, not enough fucking, and they want to fuck all the time, they're not even sane at this point, Harrison is grinding his cock against Tom's, still trapped and aching in his suit, feeling his perfect muscles, biting at Tom's lip, sucking and kissing his neck, Tom tries to keep quiet, but his moans keep slipping out, Harrison gets on his knees and starts kissing, licking and sucking on Tom's bulge, they haven't got time to take his suit off, they've got to finish any minute now, Harrison strokes himself as keeps working on Tom's cock and eventually Tom cums, and he cums hard, all inside the suit, he holds his hands over his mouth to stifle the moans of overwhelming pleasure, he slides down the wall, his legs no longer able to support him, he meets Harrison on the floor and they kiss, Tom takes Harrison's cock in his mouth and finishes him off quickly, he's far too good at what he does, he swallows just as someone bangs on the door "Come on Tom get out we've got to wrap this up." Tom is a mess but he has a job to do, he's Spider-Man after all.

>>1473604
excellent
though i may or may not have meant for you to describe your long nights

>>1473607
What, you mean me jacking off to my own dirty little fantasies?

>>1473609
Maybe.

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>>1473610
Oh my, but I'm not very interesting, and what can I say? I suppose I always get really into it, I let my mind run loose, I'm stroking my achingly hard cock, and I lose myself in it, I'll be lying there, and I can't keep still, it just feels so, so good, my toes are curling, my legs are tense, I'm talking dirty to myself and I don't even realise what I'm saying, I moan softly, and sometimes if I've got the time I'll edge for ages, bring myself so close to it and just ride it, I can even let go of my cock and it just... I don't even do anything it's just that never ending pleasure and sensation right before you cum, except I don't, my eyes are rolled into the back of my head, I'm biting my lip hard, I'm barely conscious, sometimes I'll finger myself too, and that is unbelievably intense, it's so damn tight I can barely fit two fingers in myself, either way, when I cum, I almost pass out, it's never ending and there's just so much, I completely cover myself, I'm out of breath and I just lie there wallowing in the feeling for a while... All of this over just some dirty little thoughts.

>>1473611
Oh, but I think you're quite interesting, anon. You know how to hit every spot.

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Hi Connor

>>1473227
This guy is super short, right? How in demand is a short guy with this body type? Especially amongst the bear community.

>>1473615
Extremely I'd say, don't let the bears have all the fun, how about the otters and wolves and whatever the other fucking animals are.

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>>1473613
Well, thanks, you are nice. ;)

>>1473618
You're welcome anon ;)
>>1473615
He's a twink, he's probably in pretty high demand.

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>>1473619
Harrison hasn't posted on Instagram for a week, i-is he okay?
And what made you curious about me? Did you want to know what the guy with all the right words does with himself over them?

>>1473622
He posted a picture yesterday on Twitter of him and Tom at the movies, I'm sure they've just been...busy
Oh, yes, I wanted to know exactly what you liked to do to yourself over these fantasies ;)
had my eye on you since those Tomlust threads in /tv/

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>>1473625
I always forget about twitter, god they really are too cute.
And it's cute of you to take an interest ;)

>>1473627
Of course I'd take an interest in you, you're quite good at what you do

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>>1473632
Well then I guess I'd better do another little story soon, not sure if I can do it right now, I'm too hot and bothered. I need to take care of myself

>>1473636
I think I'm in the same predicament, anon

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>>1473638
It's all their fault

>>1473639
I'd say a bit of the blame falls on you, too, anon

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Well I can't really say I'm sorry ;)

>>1473644
Trust me, there's no need to say sorry

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>>1473646
Well that's good.
I'm having a lot of fun with myself right now

>>1473654
As am I ;)

I wanna taste his testes

>>1473582
He's 5'8. Pretty average height. Where's this manlet crap coming from?

>>1473615
How is 5'8 super short?

>>1473654
No ass. No spidey ass. Deadpool would be disappointed.

Seriously, is this blonde guy his boyfriend?

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>>1473830
Probably, personally I'd definitely say so but I might be biased.

>>1473830
I would say so, they're always seen together, he always mentions him in interviews, they travel the world together.
Don't like to dip into stereotypes or anything but he definitely seems gay too, he's even got a bit of a lisp.

>>1473833
do you have any more tom and harrison pics?

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>>1473845
Very envious of them both honestly
>>1473852
Yeah I do

>>1473959
Why do they both look miserable, who are they with?

>>1473962
Tom's mum and grandmother kek

>>1473968
>Tom's mum and grandmother
Oh that would explain why they both look sexually frustrated.

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>>1473979
Hahaha, or even when they're with other people

>>1473979
Are you a woman? You seem to have the same idea of homosexuality as a lot of those middle aged female shippers tend to have, which is that gay men are constantly having sex.

>>1473996
No. Are you autistic or just deeply lonely, to read so much into someone making a dumb joke on a vietnamese knitting image board?

>>1473997
Not that anon, but I'm sure you're a woman. I feel like you posted most of the comments here and just trying to keep this thread alive.

>>1474002
Nope. Only posts I have in the tread are why do they look miserable and the sexually frustrated joke.

Honestly I don't get why there is a second thread since the 1st one is still up, and it's mostly the same images being posted anyway.

>>1473997
Like I said, the kind of dumb joke women who fetishsise gay men make.

>>1473996
Just curious, what is a female "shipper"?

>>1473755
It's the same bitter queens that invade twink threads complaining that since they aren't completely covered in thick fur they can't possibly be real men

>>1474039
Sad people who obsess over the idea of a fantasy pairing. It used to be mostly over fictional characters, but has now spread to them "shipping" real life people. They write fan-fiction, make fan art, look for "proof" by analysing photos and video, etc.

It's a fairly common trait amongst these that the gay ships are really pushed by middle aged women (who've come to acceptance that the target of their desire would be repulsed by them, so they prefer to think they're gay and can dismiss any girlfriend or even wife as a beard).

It sounds funny in a pathetic kind of way, but they take it VERY seriously. Like earlier this year the creators of Sherlock said that there's no romance between Sherlock and Watson, and there was uproar, with the Sherlock-Watson shippers accusing the creators - one of whom is gay - of being homophobes.

There's some real miserable fuckers on this board aren't there? Can't even have a fantasy wank over a pair of cute lads without a shit load of projection and weird accusations and insults. And what's with this fucking meme that everyone here is some lonely woman? I'm a horny 19 year old guy, I honestly can't imagine the main users of this place are middle-aged women, no, just a bunch of bitter faggots by the looks of it.

>>1474049
Sounds like sjws

>>1473310

He's famous

>>1474107
Mostly found on Tumblr so there is an overlap, in fact there's a recent trend for fan artists to draw white characters as POC to show how progressive they are.

>>1474107
Kinda, but many SJWs now hate the "white cis gay men oppressors".

I regret making this thread.

>>1474076
>>1474118
Hey, I'm with you. Just here to have a fantasy about two twinks. It's just the way of 4chan to derail threads and other gay sites to be catty though.

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>>1474126
Is it still worth the effort keeping this thread going? Doesn't seem like there's much interest even though I'm still having fun with it

>>1474139
I don't know, I've had some fun with you in this thread, though it does seem like it's attracting unwanted attention

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>>1474141
Well we had a good run at least

>>1474149
I'll say, I saved many of your stories for later use ;)

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>>1474154
Aw, thanks! ;^)

>>1474168
Going to miss talking Tom and Harrison with you, though I guess I'll probably come across you on /tv/ in other Tomlust threads around the time Homecoming premieres

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>>1474169
I look forward to it, see you around.

>>1474076
When you never once in your life have a hard cock up your Ass you can tend to get that way

>>1474171
I think everyone needs a good fucking, and to give one too, it'll do you a world of good

>>1474139
/hm/ isn't exactly the hottest board on the site, but you've managed to burn through a thread and a half in less than a week. (Not insulting, just observing). I'm pretty sure the Bieber threads simmer for longer than that, and look how popular *he* is. Just wait a couple of months til the next trailer drops and then make a new thread for Tom.

>>1474076
>I'm a horny 19 year old guy

Why do you talk like you're 61, gramps?

Maybe this thread isn't successful because it's mostly the same pics as the previous one.

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>>1474255
Oh shit you caught me
>>1474354
Nah there's like, three new ones

>>1473227
lol im honestly wracking my brain trying to figure what, if anything, is exceptional or even remarkable about this kid in his entirety.

>>1474447
Yeah it's weird when people find other people attractive when you don't, it's almost like people have different tastes. I mean there's some old saying no one's really heard about, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." It's stupid I know.

>>1474483
not a fan of the sarcasm but i agree and was wrong for that post. i just think he's crazy overrated. but at least he isn't another abercrombie model look a like lol. god knows we could do with less of those on here.

>>1474498
I'm a miserable sarcastic asshole. I pretty much only post on this website, I honestly have no idea how popular he is outside it and Instagram, he's quite popular on there, the comments are atrocious, I might vividly describe my sexual fantasies about him on this site but I sure as fuck don't post comments he can see on his posts saying things like "fuck me daddy <3" and "I want you to beat and choke me."
No seriously those are the comments I regularly see there.

>>1474507
It's not just him, it seems to be any moderately attractive celebrity. Ryan Reynolds often retweets and mocks them - though that now means he gets people deliberately tweeting them hoping for a retweet.

I can't understand the mindset of people who do that. And what's worrying is that with some of the celebs out there, it sometimes likely works.

Also, whenever a celeb has a Snapchat - that's basically just them asking for nude pics, right?

>>1474524
Reynold's tweets are fucking hilarious, and it sometimes likely works? Maybe I should ask Tom to fuck me like a dog. If I were famous I'd actually love all those comments, then again I am a degenerate.

>>1474447
There's nothing remarkable about him, he's almost offensively average. Like not even ugly or gorgeous, he's just the height of bland white bread. It's like making a thread for Steve Guttenberg.

>>1474561
please don't be mean to tom thank you

>>1474564
You should be saying that to Harrison if that blind item is true...

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He posted this himself on Instagram. That seems pretty pathetic that he's so desperate to seem like a big deal that he'd post something like this?

And he's named his fans Hollanders. Ugh. Is there anyone who names their fans who isn't a massive douche?

>>1474608
I don't want it to be
>>1474615
He's just skyrocketed to international fame at 20 years old, he's just proud of himself I guess.

>>1474625
I get that, but you let your fans do that for you, posting it yourself is the kind of thing Trump would do. Does do.

>>1474627
Maybe he just wanted to thank his fans for all their support and stuff.
Don't know why I'm defending him, I just like him I guess.

I'd vote for Tom

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I like Tom and Harrison, I get to live vicariously through them and their perfect lives that I desperately wish I had, I can forget for just a moment about how much I profoundly hate myself and my own empty, pathetic life which has no future whatsoever, I'm utterly alone and terrified. I'm going to kill myself any moment now haha :^) And I'm actually that much of a twat to post this. Just felt like getting that off my chest, feels nice.

>>1474642
Maybe get off the porn board where you've built a shrine to a celebrity, and do something to improve your miserable life? Go for a run. Do something to meet new people. Engage your own life in a real way. I know, I know, easier said than done. But wallowing in depression and living vicariously will only keep your situation the same.

>>1474615
Is somebody mad that they're not a top-trending Google search?

>>1474680
There is always going to be salty neck beards pissed off about the new latest hot guy, that's part of the Internet

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>>1474642
i feel u brah (well i use to). just read some camus and find a hobby and stop being so critical of ur self.

or get diagnosed with depression and have ur doctor hit u with some dank pills.

>>1474680
That's the best you can manage?

>>1474682
>hot guy
Hahahaha.

>>1474687
Weird, trolling or no.

I can understand both sides (I was the OP of the first thread, btw). I agree that his face looks very average in a way (not his body though, that is perfection) - but at the same time I find him more attractive than almost any other actor around. Sometimes, boy-next-door looks can be hotter than model looks.

>>1474747
agreed, i personally dont find it hot when guys look like perfectly manicured ken dolls and are so physically "perfect" they almost feel fake. i like guys with imperfections and idiosyncrasies who dont spend all their effort trying to be the sexiest things that walk the earth and are ok being themselves.

>>1474615
Yeah that is pretty conceited and unattractive. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this.

Who is this triggered guy? Gays in fucking /v/ and /tv/ are more fun than in here.

>>1473996
>>1474002
Stop projecting it's getting obvious

>>1474678
I'm trying, it's not easy, anxieties and so on, I go to a gym regularly, I'll try talking to a cute guy there, it's just really up and down for me, but I'll try not to snap completely like a not-right dickhead
>>1474686
Already on them

>>1475285
See a dr/therapist. Much easier to pull yurself lut of depression when you have help.

>>1475101
Yeah the gays on the gay board mostly aren't that fun.

>>1475285
>living vicariously through celebs
>picking a mediocre one like tom holland
boo

>>1475289
He's my age and kind of relatable, honestly it's just the freedom of having money, a bit of success and having a mate/boyfriend to go around the world and fuck about with.

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Public BDSM - they're kinkier than I thought.

>>1475292
Is that him? Is he tying Harrison's shoes on a subway? For what purpose?

>>1475294
>Is that him? Is he tying Harrison's shoes on a subway?

Yep. Here's the video with sound: https://twitter.com/hazosterfield_s/status/809803966460686336

>For what purpose?

No idea desu.

>>1475297
Cute. I've never properly heard Harrison's voice, it's pretty gorgeous, and sexy.

>>1475292
Ok... this isnt common bff behavior anymore

>>1475303
Why not? I bet you don't even kiss your best friend goodnight and go to sleep together in each other's arms.

>>1475297
>How do you not know how to do your shoe laces?!

Fuck it. You don't start tying your friends shoes in public, or sound that fondly exasperated unless there's something more there.

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Shame Fox has the rights of the Fantastic Four. Harrison could be a qt Human Torch.

>>1475292
Well then, maybe that blind item about Harrison beating Tom wasn't totally off the mark - but it's not beating in a domestic violence sense, more beating in a kinky dom/sub sense.

>>1475394
He could be Harry Osborn
They could make Spidey the MCU's first gay superhero, now that would be progressive, much better than having him bang some mulatto chick.

Please Disney...

>>1475456
Jesus Christ imagine the leaked sex tape for something like that, Tom on his knees naked with a dog collar tightly on his neck, Harrison gripping the leash and making Tom masturbate for him

why is this thread so autistic

>>1475514
It's 4chan

>>1475502
This will never happen, I'm sorry anon. But we can dream.

>>1475794
no... why do we never get anything? :'^(

So, apparently Tom and Harrison are moving in together?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOIRly8AFZr

>>1475815
Cute.
So when are they coming out?

>>1475818
In about 30 years, or when Tom's career is over. Which ever comes first.

>>1475820
Well so long as they keep us in on their open little secret then they can take as long as they want.

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Here's Tom Hardy with a Pitbull...

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>>1475847
Here's Tom Holland with his Pitbull
What could this possibly mean?

>>1475815
So, they're basically married by now. Congrats, boys.

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God they're really cute, and Harrison really is beautiful
>my mouth full of cock right now

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>>1475815
<3 Wish I could do this with my best friend, no homo

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>>1477140
I'm always messing about my best friend for a laugh haha, playfully touching and kissing each other aha

What's he been in apart from Civil War that's worth watching?

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>>1477586
Not much really, there's The Impossible, but he plays a 12 year old in that so that's not really lust-worthy, he's in The Heart of the Sea which has Cillian Murphy and Chris Hemsworth as an added bonus, he's in Wolf Hall which I haven't seen, some guy said he's bad in it and the only way he got his role must have been by sucking cocks, you'll have to judge for yourself, he's got quite a few things lined up for 2017 though that seem quite interesting.

>>1474642
I want to unironically bottom for Tom.

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>>1477612
So do I

>>1477603
>he's in Wolf Hall which I haven't seen, some guy said he's bad in it
He's barely in it, he plays Cromwell's son who struggles from being new money surrounded by nobility. But he's away at school for most of it. He has one big scene where he asks to get white hunting dogs as he has black ones and people say it's the mark of a criminal.

Thomas Sangster plays Cromwell's surrogate son and is in it a lot more so maybe your friend was thinking of him?

>>1477629
>barely in it
ah I was going to watch it too, never mind

>>1477631
You get to see him in period costume which is pretty good though.

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>>1477636
There's just too much to watch, I've got like ten TV shows I want to go through entirely and at least a hundred films I want to see, but if Tom is especially cute in this series then I might consider it.

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>>1477639

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>>1477645
Oh very, very cute, yeah I might watch it now

Also I want to joist him

>>1473409

Yeah, he was also underage solo lel of course he wouldn't be on here.

>>1474524
In a recent Finn Jones Instagram post someone commented underneath:

>I want you to cum inside me, and I'll shuffle my bottom across the floor, and pretend I'm a snail.

WTF, how do people think that appropriate to write, let a lone send? Just reminds you because of social media, the "Fandom 4th wall" has all but corroded.

>>1477692
top fucking kek
I think they forget those are human beings they're sending those messages to

>>1477692
Btw, are you guys looking forward to Iron Twin-- I mean Fist?

>>1477695
Oh yeah, the Marvel Netflix shows have all been good fun so far so this one should be too, and Finn is pretty cute.

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I wonder what it's like being LITERALLY perfect

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>>1477696
Too cute.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BOUIpxKg3s9/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
I'm not sure who's supposed to bully who anymore.

Also is that a moustache?

Fuck, wish I was unwrapping him for christmas tomorrow

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>>1479188
A bow around his neck and mistletoe above his cock.
>Merry Christmas anon, I hope you like your present

so fucking hot nipples

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>>1479249

>>1479243
>Tom will never take you for a cheeky Nandos

>>1479262
He took his black friend there though, quality bants
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOZ49d5gT0K/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates

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Harrison had a merry Christmas.

>>1479738
>"We got you these so you could punch Tom more. Smile!"
Boy his family have a dark sense of humour.

>>1479192
He looks really old when smiling.

>>1479761
Actually Harrison is the one who got punched recently

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>>1479761
kek
>>1479776
I fucking thought he looked like he'd been fucked up, I didn't realise he actually had been, who hurt him and why? Some random pissed up dickheads? How could anyone hurt such a cute face?

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>>1479766
I think he looks really happy and cute.

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What the fuck is that little bald cunt's fucking problem?

>>1480440
Tom you fucking cutie

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>>1480445
:3

>>1480441
>What the fuck is that little bald cunt's fucking problem?
Dying of cancer while his parents refuse to leave the room, killing his last chance to plow some hot spiderbooty.

I'd be mad too.

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>>1480465
I thought this was a nice picture but it turns out Tom was hurling racial abuse at him, and then he started kicking him really hard whilst laughing hysterically.

>>1480466
Ah yes, that's the Tom we all know and love.

I only started finding him hot once he removed that mole from his chin. Anyone else feel the same?

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>>1480481
He did that around the same time he became legal anyway. It was a bit distracting, the one on his nose is cute though. Like his fucked up eyebrow and pec.

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>>1480471
>You fucking lanky flat-chested cunt look at the absolute state of you, you utter fucking mess
Classic Tom

>>1480495
The Gay BFF

>>1480504
I just wish he was my gay bf

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He's so ridiculously beautiful

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>>1480529
I'd sacrifice my soul for him to be my boyfriend.

>>1480495
Jesus, that's an awful profile.

>>1480802
Who's?

>>1473351
fat pratt > frat pratt

>>1473351
speak for yourself

uhm can all the nigs and spics and any other inferior races leave 4chan please this is called handsome men which means white ppl thanks

>>1480830
Quality post, thanks for taking out the time to type that and actually sharing it with us all. Brilliant. Great job.

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He really is perfect

>>1480830
This.

>>1475297
"Enjoying that? It's the way it's meant to be"
Fuck, why do British guys make such good doms?

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>>1481121
It's the voice and accent

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>>1475815
Turns out it was just an Airbnb they were staying in for a week while Tom's filming "The Current War", after all.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2488058/spiderman-tom-holland-airbnb-hemel-hempstead

>The source added: “He was filming nearby I think and was staying with his manager

Lol

>>1481126
He sounds exactly like the cocky captain of a uni rugby team. Hnnngh

And having your multimillionaire celebrity (boy)friend bend over in public and tie your shoes must be a bit of a power trip, even if it's completely vanilla

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>>1481177
Aww, I thought them moving in together was really cute, but if Harrison is the "manager" then them staying together for a week in a comfy bed and breakfast is just as adorable. I wonder what they got up to...
>>1481178
Yeah it must be, Tom seems to enjoy doing it though.
I'd enjoy Harrison making me tie his shoelaces tbqh...

>>1481183
>I'd enjoy Harrison making me tie his shoelaces tbqh...
It would certainly put you at the right height for *ahem* other activities

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>>1481186
What kind of activities anon? Fastening his belt, making sure his pants are all buttoned and zipped up? That his cock is in a comfortable position? If it needs to be... looked after, taken care of.

>>1481186
Id keep tying knots until he shoved his dick in my mouth, I don't care if he ever gets those shoes untied

>>1481192
Of course! Nothing lewd at all! Unbuckling his belt a notch or two if he needs it after a big meal, and if his junk needs to be manually adjusted so that it's nice and snug in his pants, I'll take care of that too.

>>1481194
"Fucking hell, fine" he grumbles as he unzips his fly and lets his fat cock flop out. He sounds almost irritated, but when you look up at him as you take his dick in your mouth, you can tell he wants this just as much as you.

>>1481203
>"Fucking hell, fine" he grumbles as he unzips his fly and lets his fat cock flop out. He sounds almost irritated, but when you look up at him as you take his dick in your mouth, you can tell he wants this just as much as you.
Annd I'm hard, keep going plz

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>>1481203
>>1481208
Yep, I'm hard too, well already was, harder now, keep going, and I wonder if Tom and Harrison are like that, from what I see of them, I bet they are sometimes. Tom sometimes begs for Harrison to give him his cock, to let him suck it, or to be fucked by it, and Harrison gets off on how horny and desperate he is, sometimes pretending to be annoyed, sometimes blatantly loving the power he has over him.

>>1481210
>I bet they are sometimes. Tom sometimes begs for Harrison to give him his cock, to let him suck it, or to be fucked by it, and Harrison gets off on how horny and desperate he is, sometimes pretending to be annoyed, sometimes blatantly loving the power he has over him.
And boner gone, you 4chan fegs really know how to take the sexiness out of it

>>1481214
Glad I did my bit ;^)

>>1481215
Professional boner killer reporting for duty

>>1481214
I am a bit concerned over how easily you go limp.

>>1481219
I never go soft, that just shows how poor that writing is. Pretending to be annoyed? Yech

>>1481220
Alright you fucking bitch, sorry I'm not on top form, I wasn't trying to write one of my usual short erotic novellas. Shall I spend ten minutes writing something incredibly arousing, making sure to hit all the right spots, just to get your fucking easily displeased cock nice and hard again? Perhaps you can give me some writing tips.

>>1481208
>>1481210

"Oh... OH! Fuck, you're eager today." He grunts as his eyes roll back in his head and he starts to run his fingers through your hair. It's the early morning, and the two of you are in the foyer of Tom and Harrison's shared house. You and he were planning on going for a jog together, but that seems like that idea has been put on hold for the moment.

You reach around to the back of Harrison's thigh and run your hand upwards, coming to his pert, peachy ass, which you squeeze, eliciting another grunt and then a deep moan. He rhythmically, almost ritualistically, begins gyrating his hips forward and back as his eyes flutter closed and he begins to fuck your warm, wet mouth in earnest, standing up on the tips of his toes to get the perfect angle for sheer bliss. Not caring that Tom will almost certainly hear this noise upstairs, he begins grunting and groaning with abandon. He reaches under his shirt and pinches his nipples, a sweet spot on him that that you're sorry that you can't reach yourself from this angle. He grabs you by the hair and pulls you off of his cock. You look up at him again, precum drooling down your chin.

"Face or throat, babe?" he asks.

"Throat."

You barely have time to get that single word out before he's stuffed his cock back into you as deep as it can reach, and with a few more firm thrusts, his dick shudders as he unleashes the reward you've been begging for, letting it flow down your throat and into your belly, a perfect accompaniment to the breakfast you just ate. He's panting slightly as you stand up and wipe your chin off with the back of your hand.

He flashes a grin and pinches your ass on his way out the door. "C'mon, lets get this jog done before Tom and I have a meeting to get to."

>Welcome to the Tom Holland Sex Fantasy Writer's Workshop. Previously alumni have gone on to publish in the New Yorker, and even Nifty.org

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>>1481223
Jesus Christ I'm rock solid. I want Harrison to utterly dominate me like that.

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>>1481224
kek

>>1481225
I've got an idea for a followup, if someone wants to make a third thread (I just noticed that this hit bump limit)

>>1481230
I could make a new thread, I'm sure I've got like a couple dozen pictures I still haven't posted yet, and I'd love a follow up, I could even do my own stories and have them torn apart by the patricians and literary masters of /hm/ and then get told by twenty different people that Tom is ugly and that I have shit taste as if I fucking care what some cunt on a Chilean pottery club thinks.

>>1481230
Here you go >>1481234

>>1481232
>>1481235
Ok, thanks. I'm going to go see Rogue One now (if I don't have too much difficulty concentrating...) so I'll write it when I get home. See you later, boys!

>>1481251
Oh you tease, tell me if the film is any good or not too.

>>1483643
really made me think