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>>1473003
He's god-tier
Would worship/10

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>>1473092

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Give me your request

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>>1473169

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>>1473170

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>>1473171

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Paul Joseph Watson
>Beautiful Eyes
>Perfect Beard
>Adequate Teeth
>Great Body
>British
9/10 imo

>>1473006
i hope you've done some work on this hunk god. MOOOAAAARRRR

>>1473209
so. much. this.
my two favorite boards come together to create this beautiful specimen
/pol/ meets /hm/
>MAYNE STREEM MEDIER

>>1473536
These two look like douchbags. I want them to spit-roast me and hate-fuck me.

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sigh...

>>1473594
hnnggg

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he sends me nudes on snap :3

>>1473594
Damn, super cute.

>>1473538
I agree

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>>1473171
Wow, more?

>>1473606

> Tfw no ScreaM bf

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He's in my kink circle.

>>1473725

Leather is so cringey

>>1474031
everything about the picture is cringey

>>1474031
>>1474045
>anything that i dont like is cringey

grow up lol.

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One of my co-workers before closing down
Everyone called him Ken, and including me half of the serving staff,male and female, fucked or sucked him
I still creep on him weekly

>>1473209
>adequate teeth

this is the most british thing i have ever heard.

>>1473209
Conspiracy nut
Tin foil wearer

>>1474583

it takes one to know one

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What I'd do to this guy

>>1474583
I can't think of a less appropriate time for that comeback. A conspiracy nut can only be identified by other conspiracy nuts? What?

>>1474399
>moar pictures
>moar stories
>just more of this guy in general

>>1474399
ok he's hot, and i love that workplace manslut type (used to know one). more pics?

>ywn see you're picture posted in a fb crush thread

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>>1474992

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>>1474845
>>1474683

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>>1474683
>>1474845

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he works as a male stripper but idk if he actually fucks guys im too afraid to ask

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>>1475067


here's a picture of his dick, he is 9 inches

>>1475067
WTF! I think I know this guy!
Aaron?

>>1475073
maybe. aaron's not his real name. maybe aaron's his stripper name?

i only knew him by one name.

>>1473725
tell me more!

>>1475076
Is he american?

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>>1475078

aw hell yeah. he was a total redneck, he's the one who taught me how to shoot a gun and a bow. figured out what was wrong with my truck just by sound.

here's another pic. does he still look familiar? he's a lot cuter in person

>>1475080
The description is fitting but I doesn't look like that photo. Maybe the guy I know has just a similar face

>>1475081
>I
he*

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>>1475081
here's another pic. did your beloved aaron also claim to be part native american and knew how to break horses?

>>1475109
Maybe. Was yours in the army?
But I don't think it's the same guy, although it looked similar without the beard

>>1475126
yeah he was in the army for six years. the first pic i posted was his army pic.

where'd you meet aaron?

>>1475127
I talked with him quite a bit (2 years) online, on kik. He isn't active anymore there afaik

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I met this guy at a few parties, he used to be a pro weightlifter and he's fucking tall. We got high and he told me he's bisexual after we started getting into talking about politics, but he's got this fat annoying fucking girlfriend already.

What a waste

>>1475130
kik? yeah it could've been him, he had a kik and a lot of other social apps. idk if he'd talk to guys online though unless he was secretly gay or looking for more clients (i think he was also a prostitute).

did he tell you where he was located?

>>1475134
looks cute, can't really see his face though
better pics? how tall is he?

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>>1475136
Better? And I'd say he was at least 6'4", not even exaggerating. He dwarfed me.

>>1475135
He was born in west virginia, I think. I think he now lives in Port richey.
Do you remember his kik name?

>>1475138
nope, my guy was a californian boy.

I met him in person, don't know his kik handle.

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>>1475139
Oh too bad, it was exciting lol.
>>1475067
Look how similar they are

>>1475137

Just another unkempt sack of shit.

I bet the folds under his saggy tits smell like smegma. Also, someone needs to explain to him that letting his fried, unconditioned hair grow out doesn't hide his receding hairline. It just accentuates it and announces to the world that he's sensitive about it because he hasn't grown up enough to come to grips with his age.

Flabby manchildren are so fucking disgusting.

Never just let yourselves go like that, kiddos. You'll die alone like you deserve to.

>>1475140
huh. yeah they are kinda similar, like aaron is a younger version of him. but yeah thats not him lol

aaron's cute tho. more pics?

>>1475143
Yeah he's very cute. I don't know if I'm comfortable sharing more pics of him, though. Some are quite embarrassing, my Aaron was heavily into domination

>>1475142
I'm not into dudes that groom too much, I'm into guys that look like they've been living in caves for six years.

That said he's pretty buff and looks cute without a beard too imo. Only issue i have with him is his teeth are stained as fuck.

>>1475146
hahaha the cali bro loved to be a dom too. i remember when he tied multiple girls up at once at some party. knowing how to tie rope comes with the territory of being a cowboy i guess.

>>1475152
Actually I meant that he liked to be dominated :P lol

>>1472958
Where did you find this shy guy? Lol! Stalker much?

>>1475062
>>1475063

Oh my goodness. So what about stories?

>>1472990
>>1473001
>>1473002
>>1473003
DAYUM. Never fell in love with someone this quickly.

>>1475063
>>1475062
thank you. keep em coming if you don't mind :p

and how was your turn with him?

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>>1474045
>>1474031
>using the word "cringey"

>>1475224
>2016
>using a suicide meme

>>1475215
>>1475187
Sorry it's taking me a while to get back. Moving is exhausting
The first story I heard about him that made me think about going after him was that he got his ass eaten by one of the bartenders (who I also fucked around with) and that apparently he was down to be fingered. But chickened out of fucking saying "that's too far dude" but the bartender said that Ken was absolutely crazy about his ass being played with, diamond dick and all
That story spread really quickly, which somehow made him more popular with the girls

>>1475334
The first time I messed around with him. I asked him about fucking around with the bartender, and he admitted to it, and said he was still curious about fucking around with guys. So I offer, half-jokingly, and he says "yeah, let's hit up my place"
So 20 minutes of awkward car time later, his dick is in my mouth and he cums in what was probably a world record
But he immediately started blushing and apologizing and went to returning the favor. which he did pretty Damn well. He did let me cum on his face , but wouldn't let me play with his ass at least that time.

>>1475235
>">2016" in 2016
that is beyond cringey

>>1475336

Any more stories?

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christian football kid made it to college football then promptly tore both acl's. sat on the bench most of the time while at college. seems to have dropped off the radar.

>>1475353
>2016
>describing something as cringey

that is beyond cringey

>>1475235
>calling reaction pictures a meme

>>1473209
kek

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She doesn't deserve him.

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>>1475134
>that beard
>that smoke
>that high quality image
mercy....

>>1473205
fuck hes hot. more.

>>1473606
needs to send me nudes too :D

>>1475814
MOAR

>>1475507
i mean not sure where you're from but that type of dudes dime a dozen at any college campus ever.

>>1473205
bump for more of him

>>1475863
At least make sure they are legal, creepy fag.

>>1475170
eh, facebook...clue's kinda in the title.(and yes, yes I am)

>>1476203
Haha! I know, been to his facebook. That's why I said what I said.

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sexy af but a bit of a prick

>>1476584
Lmao ew yeah right.

>>1476622
Seriously? Aren't you creative.....

>>1476775
Shopped guns?

>>1477329
Probably.

>>1477329
definitely

>>1476584
Is this an ftm trans? He'd probably look better if he tanned a bit

>>1477329
Obviously it's not real. Look at his other arm.

>>1472970
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>>1472986
Cute

Anyone taking requests for catfishing?

>>1478735
Get the fuck off.

>>1473264
Is this in Zemun?

>>1479140
Cute straight men like him should never apply any sort of questionable poop-like stuff on their bodies. It's disgusting.

lol its just mud

>>1479361

it looks like it could be the dead sea where the clay is salty and supposed to have healthy qualities for your skin so everyone slathers themselves in it.

>>1479361
Well, mud or not, just don't.