Big cornfed motherfuckers

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>tfw you grew up in a big european city and you'll never play with the son of the farmer in a comfy little american city

>>1472208
In America we call them "towns."

>>1472284
Towns, of course. Sorry

>>1472208
There is still time

>>1472292
I'm 19, I think I missed my opportunities sadly.

>>1472208
Dating one right now. Prepare for dip

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Sorry, terrible at writing


>Be me
>Be short muscle fat guy
>live in a small town in indiana
>two years ago senior year
>decide to take a weight lifting class
>big strong dude with cute face I've known for years lifts with me
>Beautiful eyes
>big hairy chest
>Strong arms
>Huge bulge
>also a super sweet guy and super nice
>when he spotted be on bench his cock and balls were right in my face
>when he spotted me on squats, he would be pressed right up against me
>made me lift super hard
>All kinds of homoerotic shenanigans since it's a highschool weight class
>wrastlin
>teabagging guys on bench
>flashing
>All while half naked

Honestly took everything I had to hide my boner.
He looked a bit like the guy on the left.

>>1472421
And...? Don't leave us hanging lol

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55f0a8b723c09&pkey=16276972

>ywn dominate a qt boy on a camping trip
why live lads

>>1472421
His beard looks photoshopped

>>1472434
Really sad to say nothing happened

>>1472507
No :(

>>1472192
Keep dreaming, faggot. They would beat the shits out of you even if you were to look upon them with such admiration. No room for faggotry in their lives, that's how real southern men are. Well, some of you sickfucks probably love to be beaten and insulted by straight men anyway. It's your fucking "fetish". All y'all need help....

>>1472685
>South
>Not Kinda gay
Have you been to most of the south? Not just your little pit but most of the south? Still has gays there. They take annual trips to just go do huge group shit.

>>1472685
Dunno about that, I was purty strong and usually lifted as much as he did. He was also my friend and knew I was into dudes, probably why he teased me the way he did.

>>1472694
This is sorta true. I live in the south. All of them are fat, effeminate mexicans, or gross old men way past their prime. I'm fat

>>1472694
Don't know whatchu mean by "the rest of the south" and no one in the south live in the pit. Learn the differences between redneck trailer trash hillybillies and the southerners, faggot.

>>1472685
Kek, you've obviously never lived in the South, or at least didn't grow up there. There's just as many gay guys there, they're just all in the closet. Southern culture (like most honor cultures) is extremely two-faced, and the sexual expression is no different. See also: the meme that Southerners are "polite" and "hospitable". We are to your face, but the shit that gets said once your back is turned...

It might just be a quirk of my own personal experiences, but having lived in an east coast city after growing up in the rural South, it seems to me that "straight" country boys are a lot more sexually flexible than middle/upper class suburban and city boys are, so long as nobody finds out. Very similar to the down-low culture of inner city blacks, actually.

>>1472723
>It might just be a quirk of my own personal experiences, but having lived in an east coast city after growing up in the rural South, it seems to me that "straight" country boys are a lot more sexually flexible than middle/upper class suburban and city boys are, so long as nobody finds out. Very similar to the down-low culture of inner city blacks, actually.
You have no idea about how much this turns me on. Feel free to share your experiences if you want. Good arguments too.

>>1472735
I don't have any particularly hot stories, unfortunately. Just lots of naive "experimentation" during early adolescence, followed by occasional guilt-ridden hookups throughout high school. Ended up fooling around with five different guys in total, but I never had a reliable thing going with any of them, it was mostly spontaneous and situational. The only semi-regular hookup I could count on was worth one of my cousins (hooray for validating redneck stereotypes), but we rarely saw each other.

All of them were (and still are) straight-identifying, and are all now either married or engaged or in a long term relationship with a girl. I'm the only one of us that "turned out gay", and I only came out well after I moved to the city. None of the three that I'm still in touch with have directly acknowledged the stuff we used to do. I suspect my cousin is a closet case (at least bi). But I'm pretty sure the other two really are straight or mostly straight, and probably view it as an embarrassing bit of puberty-driven experimentation that they'd just as soon forget.

>>1472192
Why are they called cornfed?

>>1472780
"Cornfed" usually means folks from the rural midwest, where a lot of corn is grown. Refers to cornfed cattle, which are generally bigger and plumper than grassfed castle. So it has connotations of being large and stocky (from eating well), but also fit from manual labor (which develops different muscles than most gym weightlifting does).

>>1472747
GODDDDDD

>>1472707
Come to my neck of the woods faggot, I challenge you to butt naked wrestlin

>>1472192
it sucks how all the threads degenerate into faggotty rants instead of anyone posting pics

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>Be short twink in high school
>In gym class
>Hot Hairy beefcake football player in class knows I'm gay, bullies me relentlessly with his friends
>Mainly just verbal so not that bad, usually blow it off
>one day after school,
>go to my gym locker to grab some stuff I forgot
>backpack and shit
>He's there grabbing his shit for football or something, he notices me
>says "sup faggot"
>tell him to fuck off
>He gets all macho and starts getting in my face
>has me up against a locker talking shit
>I shove him
>he stops

And I can't make this shit up

>he fucking kisses me
>tounge in my mouth
>he pulls away
>I look down and there's a pretty sizable bulge
>he looks all nervous
>runs out

Continue?

>>1472968
>runs out
>runs straight (but not too straight) home to post about how much hates faggots on/b/ and /pol/
>the end

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>>1472977
KEK

>>1472968
That's adorable, man! I mean, it sucks being bullied and shit, I'd know. Kids used to call me fag all the time and I never let on that I liked boys. I still don't. I don't why they picked me but they did.

Yeah, please continue. I don't have any good stories myself other than my first kiss being with a boy but that's not really a good story.

>>1473022
apparently this kind of thing happens a fair amount. porn star JJ Knight says his first time was with a dude on his swim team that always harassed him, then basically they just hate fucked in the locker room one day

>>1473022
I would barely call it bullying, really just hazing

>walk out looking for him
>don't see him so start walking home
>see him in his truck, looks like he's crying
>feel bad because I know what's happening
>walk up to his truck and ask if he's alright
>hes kinda startled but he starts talking to me
>talks about how he's been attracted to guys for a really long time and how he had a crush on me
>asks me if I want to sit in his truck
>I hop in, we sit there talking for like an hour
>hes actually super sweet and we're into a lot of the same stuff
>wants to go to his place and chill on his dad's farm
>fucking yes
>get there, chilling on his porch
>decide to go out to this little campfire thing he has set up in the woods
>start a fire, sipping on a bottle of whiskey he had
>fall, so it's kinda cold
>start getting closer, then we start cuddling
>then we start making out
>holding me in his big arms
>I can feel him starting to get hard

Cont.

>>1473030
It was actually the same for me. But I didn't enjoy the first times and I'm pretty sure I bled.

>>1473051

>He's groping my ass
>his shirt was unbuttoned a long time ago
>running my fingers on his hairy pecs
>so nervous because we both want to fuck we just never had
>start running my hands towards his dick
>I nervously pull it out and it's fucking huge, at least 8
>thick as fuck
>start jerkin it really slow
>he rolls onto his back and I start licking it
>smell of his sweaty dick and balls are driving me nut
>I start rubbing his balls and sucking his dick
>do that for a while
>hes moaning and it's so fucking hot
>he starts moaning louder and starts kinda fucking my mouth
>he blows a giant load in my mouth, pretty sure I was addicted to the taste of cum after that
>we cuddle up again, start making out, and he starts getting hard again
>starts fingering my ass with his strong hands
>I want him bad
>"wanna maybe ya know, fuck?"

Going to bed
Will finish later

>>1472196
I'm in love

>>1473068
Keep going, lad

>>1472968
>>1473051
>>1473068
Tfw will never experience this

I'm at work but will post the rest when I get home

^^^^^^
Dumbasses. This is not a green text thread, fucking mental.

>>1473460
Don't gotta be a cunt m80

>>1473460
Probably jealous since you prob live in europe where there are no big burly country guys

>>1473460
Low test Redcoat detected. I bet you don't even have your Internet License.

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Sorry, had some stuff to do

Anyways

>super dtf
>also super cold so we go inside to his room
>we lay down on the bed and start making out, he starts biting my neck
>start taking our clothes off
>just in my socks
>hes standing at the end of the bed rock hard with his pants around his ankles, his hat, and a open flannel
>he spits on his hand and starts lubing his dick up
>I'm doing the same for my ass for good measure
>he grabs my legs and puts them up
>starts to put his dick in
>it hurts because of how thick it is but I don't really care because this is fucking hot
>Finally gets it mostly in, starts thrusting
>leans in and stick his tounge in my mouth
>I'm going fucking nuts
>can't believe how good this feel
>he puts his hands under my ass and picks me up
>hes so fucking strong
>have first fucking prostate orgasm
>hes close to cumming and lays me back down on the bed
>starts pounding harder and harder until he just rams it in as hard as he can
>blows a giant load in my ass while biting my neck
>it hurts but I fucking love it
>he lays on top of me panting
>get under the covers
>cuddle and I fall asleep in those hairy muscular arms
>we hang out doin cute shit the next day
>been together ever since

Feels good man

His dad was suprisingly not a fuckboy about it, I started living with him after we graduated helping out around the farm.

Hope you faggots find love

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>>1473568

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>>1473569

>>1472968
>>1473051
>>1473068
>>1473566
Could someone screen cap this?

>>1473566
Thanks for the story, man. Appreciate it, hope you're happy.

>>1473566
>been together ever since
I'll believe this story just for this part, it's so damn sweet.

>>1473589
>wanting that screencapped
>four posts and you couldn't do it yourself

go to bed grandpa

>>1473656
How do I cap the screen?

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>>1473658
>get camera
>take picture

duh

fucking newfags

>>1473658

There is literally a youtube tutorial on how to scratch your boyfriend's beard, but you can't figure out how to screencap something?

>>1472968
> And I can't make this shit up


> tounge

>>1473658
>How do I cap the screen?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+do+I+cap+the+screen%3F

>>1472192
Anyone else noticed his daughter behind him? Lol

>>1473722
On my phone

>>1473800
Your phone or tablet should have a combination of shortcut keys to screencap something. Are you really this naive?

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all the fiction being written aside, this video fits the theme http://zstream.to/jcet8y18e83i

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>>1472192
Why do you want pictures of men with corns? You should get that shit shaved off, but whatever floats your boat.

As they say hell hath no fury like a man with corns.

>>1473834
What's my Mick has anything to do with this thread? And I ain't clicking your link, nigga.

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>>1472977
>runs straight (but not too straight)

>>1473837

You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you?

>>1473813
more like, underage

>>1474112
hell no, he's at least 60

>>1472747
he'll do just fine.

>>1472750
i'll take them both.

>>1473577
hideous decor. ugly drapes. he's nice however.

>>1473568
very impressive.

>>1473722
>>1473713
Trolt

>>1472685
That's hilarious. Wife's very, very, very gay friend grew a beard and she asked why. He said "I gotta look butch for these rednecks". He also hung out around the (formerly) off limits fag bar in Fayettenam to pick up Airborne studs.

Beware of what you think people are like. I've lived in the South for many years and faggotry is abundant.

>>1472742
hahaha this picture is so weird

>>1472707
>the differences between redneck trailer trash hillybillies and the southerners, faggot.

Slightly better speech, but they don't make enough soap to wash the cracker all the way off.

I was friends in college w/ a guy that was a legit farmboy, and had a ridiculously hot bf. They had both been out since high school/freshman year college. He wasn't very 'cornfed' buildwise, was actually built like a swimmer. But his boyfriend was built like a Greek statue... @_@ Our entire group (sanse them 2) used to wonder what the sex was like between them. I moved away after college and we lost touch. They were super nice and made a really handsome couple, tho. Last I heard they're still living together, and moved away somewhere.

>>1472293
lol stop acting like your past yor prime, jesus

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>>1474198
I am completely infatuated with him. He's perfect in every way. Huge, but not roided, evenly proportioned top to bottom, no tattoos, sexy facial hair, sexy body hair, I could go on.

This is the kind of man you let cum deep inside you and have children with... and some lucky bitch already had two with him.

Stupid fuck won't let you see even the outline of his dick though.

>>1472787
Kudos for being nice! I didn't expect it! It was very nice of you.

>>1474218
Nope, euro and he ain't in high school, he lost his chance

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>>1472968
Literally the plot from a Glee episode.
Like season 2, I think.

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>>1474357
And Queer as Folk.

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>>1474357
creative writing class practice

>>1474363
photoshop class practice

>>1474218
It's me. I'm in my first year of university. Not only I live in a country which isn't exactly the most accepting of gay rights, I also missed the opportunity to experience the innocent gay relationships between teens I often see in films. I'm getting older and more lonely every day, I like twinks and in just a couple years I'll be the creepy man who hits on teens. Life really sucks

>>1474275
who is he?

Sigh.......half of the photos in this thread are not even cornfed related.

>>1474357
Believe me or don't m8

>>1474582
No one did but yourself, pumpkin.

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>>1474404
My husband.

>>1474082
fuckn saved!
Thanks for this, I've been searching for this picture again for ages
Damn that sweaty bastard is hot as fuck

>>1474768
Don't know what to say about this.

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>>1474768

What a pretentious goof. Thinks he's soo deep an-
>I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=120Db5byytM

>>1474976
Well that ruined it, He shouldn't be allowed to talk. Just look pretty and pound me.

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>>1474981
So he's altruistic and a bit of a hippie, who cares?

He seems genuine. At least he's not an asshole.

>>1474981

More for you to mute then lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAoKnqtWuA

>>1474881
Is this pornography?

Actual cornfed, the rest are off the mark.

>>1472192
>>1472742
>>1472743
>>1472745
>>1472747
>>1472751
>>1472752
>>1472756
>>1473566
>>1473569
>>1473570
>>1473577
>>1474179
>>1474189
>>1474190
>>1474193
>>1474195
>>1474196
>>1474198
>>1474984

>>1474881
i thought i was the only one that liked him. i'd let him hit it with some buddies

>>1475083
Probably, fetish crap.

>>1474768
Aren't neither of his kids actually his though?

>>1475518
I'm pretty sure that's his character card from the TV show "moonshiners", a shitty "documentary" format where they pretend to interview and document actual moonshiners in the appalachian mountains. It's been on for 5 years.

The subtle appearance of "moonshiners", "moonshiner" and "carolina" in the image were the give aways to me in case you wanted to reproduce my extreme sleuthing.

>>1475531
the shit that retards watch never ceases to amaze.

>>1474995
This fucker wears his hat backwards like a nig nog and goes shirtless walking his dog.
Douchebaggery confirmed.

>>1475531
Well, we are not all from America.

>>1472192
I seriously don't know how the hell can I survive as his teenage gay son if I was born as his son having a father that alpha. I know even gays won't find their own father attractive unless they are degenerate sickfucks, but having a father like him will surely drive your faggot friends crazy.

>>1475536

That may be, but your comment also betrays your envy. Probably fat or skinny, unmotivated loser.

>>1476186
Comment from troll like that is better left alone.

>>1475690
Source please?

>>1472747
Link?
Originakfvg

>>1473800
Try pressing down the "Home" key/button and the off button at the same time. Not sure how to compile them all, though.

>>1477701
Tumblr, search for country hunks or men. That's is your only source.

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>>1477702
Kinda meant just compiling them

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>>1472685

>>1478017
Search on google web capture net. Copy this thread url than paste it. Why are you so fucking weird?

>>1477910
So much pec reality bends around them

>>1474357
First thing I thought while reading that lol

>>1472968
Keep going love I want to see if it happily resolves.

>>1473068
Keep going don't leave us starving for more.

>>1479142
>>1479143

Samefag

>>1478858
This is cornfed? Guess the hat and belt made him one.

>>1479329
Looks country enough to me.

>>1480073
Too few hairs

>>1472421
>Trafalgar

>>1472747
I can smell the wintergreeen thru my screen

>>1474153
I see youve never set foot on a farm before

>>1480655
Though you posted him, he is mine. Claimed!

>>1480823
You bitch, stop stealing my men and post something yours. I feel as if I'm the only contributor in this thread.

>>1472192
>tfw crushed hard on this sandy blond haired, blue-eyed beefy cornfed ex-HS football playing guy in my first semester at college
>he had huge arms and a giant chest and was all fuzzy
>tfw he would tease and make fun of me
>tfw he would get all flustered when i sort of flirted with them


>tfw he was straight
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP TO PIECES I DON'T CARE JUST FUCK IT ALL UP

Tbt that day when I somehow met a super muscular but DUMB as a rock dude. He was so fucking hot but honestly I ended up suspecting that his brain was messed up. I was doing some work at a farm house outside the city and he was the one taking the stuff from my delivery truck to the farm.

I was wearing a gay flag bracelet and he asked me what did the rainbow meant. I told him that I was gay, that I liked men and he told me that he wasn't gay but that he wanted to give it a try to feel what it felt like. We went to the toilet and started making out. He asked me if he could fuck me and I got undressed.

Then he fucking asked me where my pussy was. I thought he was kidding me, but then he repeated the question and asked me how was he supposed to fuck me. I told him that gay sex involves anal and he freaked out. "But where is your pussy? Dont gay dudes have vagina too?". He legit though that gay men had vaginas in order to be fucked by other men.

I ended up blowing him and rimming his ass but to this day I wonder if he didn't have some sort of mental disease. He looked like a normal person even though he behaved in a weird way. He still got that Kellan Lutz body though.

>>1481199
Post more of him?

>>1481837
>super muscular but DUMB as a rock

this is my fetish

>>1483725
Why, do you secretly have an ape fetish? Like getting fucked by an animal? Or do you like to feel superior?

>>1483726

I like to know that I can manipulate them.
Also they usually get super horny just from showing them my asshole and then they practically rape you. It's like they're a sex robot or something.

>>1483729
Huh, it's like reverse rape, find all new kinds of weirdos on 4chan. Good on you for being honest about it though.

>>1483725
>>1483729
Same fetish here, but being a top I like only the part about the sensation of superiority.

>>1483725
>>1481837
>>1483726
>>1483730
>>1483760
>>1483729
Get the fuck out from this thread.

I want this,
>>1472192
this,
>>1484435
and this.
>>1484314

How much? lol

>>1484435
This is pretty clearly a fitness model holding a bale of hay. He wouldn't bother with gloves, wouldn't have 6% body fat, and wouldn't have a perfectly groomed stubble beard.

>>1473460
You prob live in Germany where there are no southerners. But there certantly are Arabs!

>>1487552
Bayern probably counts as the German equivalent of the South, complete with antigay politicians.

>>1473566
Is that him in the picture?

>>1481318
I want to throw up that's how much I want this

>>1472195
Shay is hot but boy does he strike me as one dumb motherfucker

>>1490467
I want to suck on those arms

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>>1474193
Source? Who's on the right, must find out.

>>1474193
Wow, looks like him and his dad are both ready to fuck us

That was so self indulgent but god fucking damn my dicks diamonds rn

>>1494880
>reads thumbnail filename
>sweats

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>>1472192

>>1473566
jew fantasy.

>>1474082
Is that rtz lmao

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>>1472421
Im aroused. I need more anon.

>>1472192
thanks for this thread op

>>1490467
I've seen this guy before, is he an actor?

>>1473570
Oh man, cute.

>>1497970
looks like the dwarf from lord of the rings, no shade.

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>>1472685
>No room for faggotry in their lives
Yeah, sure.

>>1499368

I volunteer as tribute

>>1474084

That's Michael Fitt.

He's a chicken-legged city-slicker gym rat. If there is one thing he is not, it's corn-fed.

He's totally a jockdouche, though, yes.

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>>1472685
Try harder/10 bait

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>>1472968
>And I can't make this shit up

>>1483716
Would fuck hard man, what a nice ass

>>1487102
what even is that shot placement, too far to the right

>>1475612
Even many of us don't follow TV

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>>1497970
GREASE ME UP WOMAN

why would you be attracted to someone whose defining traits are eating corn and having straight, incestous sex

>>1502050
you do know he is among the most popular gay porn stars?

>>1502255
Some people, like me, would love to sit on adulterer's straight cock. I don't know why .

>>1502255
Hey don't hate on corn it tastes good

>implying you can get big on corn

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Just my kind of daddy

>>1503687
it means country boys you literal twat

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http://poundthadawg.tumblr.com/archive

>>1505279
this <3

This thread, everything about it, just...so much yes

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does this count?

>>1514438
This is the only thing that counts

>>1514438
Yes. This thread needs more literal corn.