Opinions on Zayn Malik?
>>1463368
Hot as hell but thats a shitty look for him
>>1463368
Idk man i like him in every hair color
never skip a leg day bottoms!
For a brown/part brown guy he's admittedly pretty as fuck. He's the closest I've ever gotten to wanting to fucking someone of that race.
It's weird. It's like he's halfway between being my type and not my type. I don't know what to make of it. If I was drunk, would fuck without question.
>>1463382
This is either shopped, or he's severely, dangerously abusing amphetamines.
>>1463382
Would that have been when he had his "eating disorder" and totally not when he was taking huge amounts of drugs?
He can be pretty, but god he needs to not talk. Between him saying he only smokes weed to help him be creative (what an original comment!) to stuff like that aLtErNaTiNg caps thing for his album, to his graffiti wall, he just seems to try way too hard to seem cool and edgy, but it's all in a very teenage kind of way.
And of course, his very obvious drug problems, and him trying to pretend he has mental health issues to cover said problem up.
Speaking of him, anyone know if this is real, or is it a fake one of the insane 1D fans made?
>>1463382
This was centuries ago.
>>1463386
>implying he'd let you step near him, let alone fuck him
Oh desu.
>>1463394
>>implying he'd let you step near him
>implying the guy who was friends with the fat fuck that is Naughty Boy has standards.
>>1463368
very pretty
untalented as fuck
he'd be an instagram model if he weren't famous already
Untalented
Uncreative
Ripped off azealia banks and acted like he didn't (even tho she flipped out on him)
Cancels his concerts & interview chronicly
He just needs to leak nudes for sale and stop pretending to be a musician rather than an ex boyband member
>>1463368
His hotness is overrated t b h. He's ONLY okay.
>>1463370
I feel like this is peak Zayn. I don't like him with blond or short hair - his long natural hair is the best. I'm fine with or without the beard.
>>1463502
>>1463504
Real?
>>1463468
>friends
>not fuck buddies
The difference is huge.
>>1463393
Photoshopped pretty good
>>1463497
This is Richard Ayala. Pic got viral around tumblr because he looked like Zayn lmao
He has a cute sis?
Also was better at 1D
>>1463578
I strongly dislike wannabe fags
>>1463481
>Ripped off azealia banks and acted like he didn't (even tho she flipped out on him)
He made a mistake replying
He is very pretty but he is looking more paki every day
The dude looks like he's dying of something but he refuses to just fade away.
>>1463630
Is this a lyric?
>>1463596
The beard heh?
How about Zayn as Veronica?
>>1463735
Would do lmao
>>1463576
Except you (assuming it was you who made the distinction) said he wouldn't even let someone ugly get near him, much less fuck him. whereas the first is demonstrably untrue.
Besides which I'm sure he had to provide some kind of special performance for Cowell to let him leave 1D early.
>>1463580
Why would you post a pic of her sister on this thread?
>>1463633
No?
>>1463801
I didn't even say ugly or implied it.... I said someone like him, as in thirsty fag, not ugly.
>>1463382
Thats not skipping leg day thats auschwitz from the hips down, wtf happened here
He has a terrorist look
>>1464042
>wtf happened here
Drugs
>>1463382
He's hot being skinny, too bad he has no ass
bit more ass on this one
cheeky
>>1464401
>he has no ass
he still has an asshole, though.
i love fucking skinny guys like this.
perfect imho.
big asses are overrated.
>>1464422
If youre hung yes, otherwise a skinny thin twink has nothing to offer for me. Bulging in the front or bulging in the back, both seem weird to me but one is hot
he was really cute when they weren't that famous yet
>>1465395
He would still be if it weren't for those tattoos and piercings.
>>1465512
I've seen these a couple of times, and that sloppy shaving job really gets to me. Way more than the ugly penis. And taking dick pics whilst sitting on a toilet isn't classy either.
>>1463368
>Opinions on Zayn Malik?
I'd like to tie his hands behind his back, pull his jacket down over his shoulders, bend him over, and fuck him till he's weeping like a little girl, while calling him degrading names; then pull out, turn him around, and shoot all over his face.
>>1465630
Oddly that's what makes me think they might be real - unless it's someone who hates him, who would take the time to fake him with a bad dick pic?
>>1465652
this reply was the hottest part of this thread
>>1463371
Dat Chicken neck
>>1465512
Thats a hot fat cock
I'd pound him everyday, everyway
I'm sure he would be a perfect bottom
Just imagine me pounding him doggystyle is making me hard
He used to be hot. Now:
>too many tattoos
>disgusting overuse of piercings
>drug addict skinny
>shit sense of style(weak hair and clothes game)
>acts like a fucking teenager when he's in his mid 20s
He looks like a junkie you'd find in the slums. I fooled around with a few of his type. Regretted every experience.
>>1466282
It really isn't. Do you not understand how perspective works? If you look at the larger version you can see it's about as thick as two fingers - not exactly fat.
>>1466300
Add in trying desperately to act like he's a super cool artist but utterly lacking any of the depth needed to actually pull it off.
Not to mention his bullshit "anxiety" - which only seems to pop up when he has to do something he doesn't want to do. But if it's a party or something - oh, no anxiety then!
>>1466446
>not understanding how anxiety works
>>1466462
Actually I do - it doesn't just rear up for work type occasions, it constantly lurks. Besides which, if it was so bad, how come he managed to do 1D for so long? How come he even managed to audition for The X Factor?
Basically his current team are too easy on him, and his claims on anxiety are bullshit. If he really does have issues he would've waited to sort them out before embarking on a solo career. Instead he uses them to get out of doing stuff he doesn't want to do.
I think he's actually handsome but too skinny.
hed be like a 9/10 to me if it werent for the random, trashy tats, its like you left a little kid alone with stamps
>>1463368
He looks good but I dont like when he dyes blond, doesnt help the whole chav thing hes got going
>>1463372
For fuck sake Zayn clean that shit up and drink properly you're embarrassing yourself
>>1466445
Well he's really skinny as well so that's going to make it look even bigger
>>1466445
Is that even him though. I've seen these pictures before and i'm not convinced
>>1463382
This is definitely shopped right?
>>1463525
>Real?
Probably, but that's not him. His fingers are perfection, these are ew
>>1468910
isn't he british?
why would he be circumcised?
>>1465395
Yeah there were at the peak post X-Factor and pre-worldwide fame. So when they were only big in Britain.
>>1473153
He's a muzzy too.
All of them went through the same thing which is they all got disgusting tattoos all over their body and it made them ugly. Harry's is the worst.
>>1473153
Halfbreed paki, you can see it don't you
>>1473182
Harry and Zayn were my favorites. Niall is now. I believe he's the only one who wasn't tainted by bad tattoos.