>>1450832 Dammit move your hand!

Very nice body but that face is a boner killer

>>1450845
I actually think he's handsome but everyone's gonna have their own opinions.

oooh. someone just has alllll these pics of him for this thread as he posts his pics on reddit. sounds planned

>>1450845
I don't get it, he looks good/above-average, but to each his own, I guess.

>>1450853
Not to mention all the pimping of his normie social media accounts.

He's pretty damn hot, so I don't care.

several of these pics arent even available even if you check this ledditors profile. OP is cowardfool himself self promoting. i dont know whats worse

ew

>>1450848
So do I

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screenshot from his reddit post. somebody forgot to turn off their bot

>>1450868
and he showed absolutely no gratittude to anyone as if bots were expected

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>>1450868
>>1450868
this is how normally quiet it is when it comes to upvotes where he posted his pic. see the discrepancy? this guy is a big cheat

here are some hot pics including nudezzz;
http://dabigfaker.tumblr.com/post/146720218387

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more discrepancy of comments and votes where he posted his pic. this guy clearrly NEEDS your attention

>>1450871
>>1450868
I couldn't give a lesser shit, as long as he keeps posting nudes, he can bot & self-compliment all he wants.

>>1450874
Couldn't agree more.
>Please sir, please stop thrusting your gorgeous dick my face

self absorbed pathetic human being. worshipped by pathetic losers. we belong

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>>1450874
I agree with this. I don't care who is posting the nudes. Just show me the nudes.

so many thirsty fag up i herre. ever heard of tumblr? ever heard of porn? grindr? so many guys who can do so much better than this shit nobody. unless of course, youre just one person

how is this guy better deserving of attention than the millions of hotties i already follow? is he more daring? can he do better shit? is that all he have? pics? is he that more starved for attention? whats the gain? what else can he offer? just a big pile of nothing?

>>1450845
no way, he's cute

>>1450889
Chill out and go for a walk, anon

>>1450889
>being this jelly
nobody really cares about what you think of him desu, hide the thread if you really can't understand why people find him hot

>>1450884
>>1450889
u need to stop posting on hm and seek mental help

>>1450842

Damn I want to suck these nipples so badly.

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So is /hm for posting pics or just talking shit about anons? Hard to tell sometimes.

>>1450878
If you're trying to say you wouldn't want to get fucked hard by this you are clearly just kidding yourself. I have no idea why people do this.

>>1450830

(((COHEN)))

was cute til' i saw that last name...

>>1450952
>If you're trying to say you wouldn't want to get fucked hard by this
he's a bottom sis

>>1450873
>this post that has more upvotes than the other ones also has more comments!!
thanks for unraveling the conspiracy my guy

>>1450957
kike masterrace, loser

you done fucked up
again

Talk about butterface

>>1450873
whats your point inspector faggot

>>1451034
yea kike masterace indeed. God's chosen race as a matter of fact.

We're flooding the western world with muslim migrants while keeping the promised land 100% pure as it belongs to the Jews. Last century was the Jewish century and so will be all that come after!

WE OWN YOU

>>1451060
crazy

>>1451050
I laughed way too hard at that

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>>1451050

>>1451037
For a kike, he is fucking beautiful. The nose doesn't even knows that much.

>>1450851
inspect your gadget

id like to assume he's a decent person but he seem like an entitled asshole.

>>1451144
He makes those model cars kits how cute is that?

>>1451156
If he wasn't attractive:
>> He makes those model car kits, what a fucking nerd.

>>1451156
model cars doesn't make him seem like less of a douche.

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holy fuck ive been looking for this guy ever since somebody included a pic of him in a pale guys thread

OP if ur him i fucking love ur body and ur skin and u are perfect and u can ignore these bitter old queens bitching about self-promotion

keep posting please, ur like 1000x fap material

>>1451273
ngl he is really cute.

>>1451277
he's goals

>>1450924
hot as fuck

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>>1451277
>>1451279
>>1451280

desu hes really cute

>>1451156
How do you know he does?

>>1451335
his snapchat story

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>>1451346
lol

>>1451351
jews
on my 4chan?
not today

>>1451351
he's probably the one posting pics, he looks attention desperate and it for sure wouldn't be the first time

>>1451361
that's just how god works
he looks great and doesn't seem to have any awful habits, but he's just a desperate attention whore

it all evens out

>>1451280
Actually it looks pretty cold out there.

>>1451362
not all attractive people are attention whores but sure this makes sense it must be god

>>1451366
of course not, quite a lot of attractive people are severely insecure
but for some reason everyone evens out, you can attribute it to god or whatever the fuck it don't matter

>>1451367
>thinking life is fair for all and everyone evens out in the end
good luck with that lmao, some people are fat and stupid and some people are gorgeous and smart, thinking everything is fair for everyone is ridic

>>1451370
yeah there are exceptions to every rule, and not everyone views certain traits the same (ie some people find shyness attractive), but as a general rule it works out pretty great :)

>>1451361
Most ppl today are all attention seeking narcissists.

See: facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat, youtubers, etc etc etc. Its all about ME ME ME. Hes not special in that regard.

>>1451374
most people wouldn't venture out into a site known most famously for child pedophilia to post their own images tho

>>1451373
everyone has some value and nobody is perfect, yes, but to say everyones lives are worth the same and everyone brings the same amount to the table is absurd to think. i dont know how you can even entertain the thought. what about retarded folks? how do they even out? or people with severe disabilities? are they always given great social skills or whatever to counteract those? life isnt fair and it will only get easier to deal with once you accept that (and you wont need bullshit like god to comfort you)

>>1451376
You must be new or stupid. Have you heard of /soc/, one of the largest and most active boards on this disgusting site?

>>1451381
being active on this site is nothing compared to tumblr or some of the others, and yes to most people who dont use this site 4chan is known for awful pranks, pedophilia and shitty anime neckbeards

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Less talk. More pics.

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Alex - since apparently you're reading this - please ignore the one guy posting as anon and trolling. Please please post nudes for your fans.

>>1451389
>>1451390
Fuck, the hottest thing about him is that he generally seems to like getting topped by twinks. Love small on big porn

>>1451390
This aint creepy at all and will totally work

>>1450825
I think it's because he's got a boyfriend now

>>1451273
holy fuck so saxy
those puffy chesticles... so suckable

>>1451273
lmao

yeah i could just literally rollover and die on this dudes massive smooth pecs /jizz

>>1451396
Where does this logic come from?

>>1451458
It's a fetish, it's not based on logic, why would you care what he likes anyways?

He's attractive don't get me wrong. However his vanity is typical of this new aged faggotry

>>1451460
Relax! I'm asking what makes you think he likes taking pipe from twinks. From where do you draw that idea from.

>>1451463
m8 there's his reddit and snapchat posted, all it takes is a lil browsing to see he's been begging twinks for their dicks inside him

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>>1451469
speculation

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>all this holier than thou talk of vanity
>on my /hm/

i dont want these keks

>>1450823
heh, anyone else thinks his face resembles a teenage jacob sartorius?

>>1451474
why are you so stupid you lazy piece of shit?

>>1451474
im surprised you even know how to attach a gif you dumb motherfucker

>>1451477
holy fuck lmao

>>1450823
>450823

>>1451469
>gay guy begging for cock

halt the press

>>1451507
before jumping into conversations at least take the time to read them first
i know this is pretty hard on /hm/ with so many cute guys around distracting you :)

>>1451508
whoops i got the two convos in this thread mixed up sorry

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Lol he didn't add me back I'm so butt hurt

>>1451548
Hi Alex did you finish that model car? Please post an update.

>>1451548
Honestly he looks so fucking attractive to me. As long as he isnt a stuck up bitchy queen-type faggot i would let him do whatever horrific fucked up shit he wanted to do to me. "Oh, you want to cut off my ear and fuck the bloody hole? Sure thing, alex!"

>>1451548
he should check out /pol/ all of his jewish friends are there tbqh

choke me mister cohen.

>>1451548
What cute little freckles :3

>>1451562
Why the fuck is his religion even remotely relevant? He's a cute guy, this is a thread about him, and some of us like him. If you cannot contribute, get the fuck out.

>>1451565
hi alex, have you checked out /pol/ yet, they'll love your images there. :)
post some more of your images here too alex

>>1451565
(((You)))
Yeah why dont you get the fuck out you JIDF piece of shit

>>1451563
Exactly

>>1451563
>>1451579
bottoms choking others is really rare tho

Wow, how have I not seen his posts on reddit? This guy is fuckin beautiful. If I was a twink I'd find him and fuck him in a heartbeat.

>>1451573
How 'bout maybe *you* GTFO, you anti-semitic cockbag. He raised a good point, why does his religion matter on a board meant for pics of hot men? Does it instantly make them less attractive? Only if they're Muslim. And just because his last name is Cohen doesn't necessarily mean he's Jewish FWIW.

>>1451590
>He raised a good point
girl we can see through your games, stop acting as if you didn't write that comment

and yes, he's jewish on reddit he also defended israel against palestine, went on to call palestinians basically barbarians when israel wants peace or some shit

basically, he's a jewish mess
great looking, seems like a great guy, but a fucking jewish mess

This guy is too perfect to be gay.
Is he actually into dudes?

>>1451630
he's a lesbian, sorry

>>1451630
Sterotypically gay guys are much hotter, more fit, manicured, better sense of style, more image conscious. But I understand some damaged gays think this way so an opinions an opinion.

>>1451632
I don't like prettied up guys so your comment is anything but offensive.
He just looks like the perfect guy next door and not a pampered, plucked eyebrows faggot like yourself.

>>1451636
calm down sally, you won't be getting with him anytime soon

>>1451638
You're right... ;-;

>>1451636
You're right.. his eyebrows don't looked plucked at all.

>>1451649
And this is why I don't like gays like >>1451632
way too catty/snooty for me.

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>>1451649
If you're implying cleaning up in between your brows is the same as having pic related then you're retarded.

He said he reads the replies, SAY SOMETHING IN A SNAP STORY LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE DADDY

>>1451658
I second this. I want to hear youe voice sexy!

if only he had a sense of humor and would read a part of mein kampf in a snap story

>you will never be trapped in auschwitz when a new train car pulls up
>you look at all the new arrivals coming out of the train
>alex (((cohen))) comes out. his shirt has been ripped off
>his bulging muscles glistening with several days worth of sweat
>he walks by you and you can smell his musk
>you see where his bunk is and go strike up a conversation
>"a..anon...i have to ask you a weird question" he says
>"i'm going to have trouble getting my daily protein intake in this concentration camp"
>"do you think i can suck you off and swallow your load 3 times a day to help get my nutrients?"
>from that day forward you meet up with him in empty buildings or behind some bushes and feet him your load

why even live

>>1451362
I actually agree with this. In my experience, things have a way to work themselves out and balance themselves out. He may be really good looking but you can tell just how insecure and desperate for attention he is.

>>1451370
He's not saying life is fair. He's saying that positives tend to balance themselves out with negatives. He's hot, but very insecure and even seems socially awkward

Hes quite cute.

>>1451674
yeah, baka that the holocaust ever ended

#theholocaustwasntallbad

the best part about this thread is that according to his reddit he's only about 17 or 18 years old. you're all a bunch of sad, thirsty fucks lmao

Wow, very good looking guy. Anymore pics of his ass?

>>1451695
>he's 18 years old
>therefore you guys are pathetic and thirsty LMFAOOOO wait until I tell my friends on tumblr about this

What?

>>1451548
>I read everything.

Ok and??????? So?????

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Much better

>>1451711
>acting like you're not some 30 year old ephebo

What?

>>1451695
That's just not accurate. He's > 18.

>>1451716
Huh?

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>>1451722
I mean that guy in the pic (igor) was better than alex's...he's really cute for my opinion

>>1451720
i know now. specifically, i know that he's 18 years and 9 months old.

>>1451716
>>1451723
gtfo of here with your ugly gays. this is an alex thread.

>>1451674

omg

Why do you faggots even like STILL IMAGES? Do you know the existence of videos? How can you even fap to a photograph? It's not moving. He doesn't even have a sex tape so why even bother?

>>1451744
do we know he doesn't have a sex tape?

He's a trump supporter.

>>1451559
You must be ugly.

>>1451753
only on the inside, bb

Why has nobody mentioned that he's a racist, islamaphobic trump supporter? How anyone can suck dick and support trump is beyond me.

>>1451755
I spoke too late

>>1451755
his boyfriend is a big clinton supporter too which makes even less sense

desu I couldn't tell he was a jew before I read the thread

Ya'll whities look the same to me lol

>>1451755
>>1451756
>>1451758

Either you guys and a bunch of others are way stalkers or that guy posts every single dumb thought he has. Im leaning for the latter since he is a massive attention whore.

So how does /hm/ know all this about him?

>>1451773

between him and his boyfriend basically their whole relationship and lives are on snapchat/instagram/tumblr

>>1451755
wait wtf? he's a trump supporter? fuck, i feel so conflicted now.

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>>1451674
lmao

>>1451755
islamophobia does not exist

>>1451785

xenophobic is a more accurate description of him anyways

So many posts on this thread. I thought one of two things:

Lots of nudes
Lots of drama

>>1451790
Thats what makes a good thread: pics AND bitching

Fanfic of shawn mendes fucking this alex guy please

>>1451548
outsiders always think we're the ones with problems

>>1451786
Agreed, but I think everyone is too dickmatized to care.

hey guys rock liver here. how does snapchat work? do i add someone they add me and then they send me shit? do i have to send stuff back?

>>1451559
Pretty sure the snapchat two posts up proves that he is indeed a bitchy queen type faggot. would still fuck tho

>>1451695
You know that most of us aren't that old?

>>1451809
new to snapchat too. add userames. some have public profiles, some require approval. then they broadcast their~15 second videos, you get to watch and replay it for a day and it dissappears

hope he gets trolled to oblivion. thats the price paid for buying votes. you buy fans not knowing fans come in all craziness level

>>1451674
U N D E R R A T E D

Alex if you want to roleplay as kike getting raped by palestinian i'm up for it

>>1451846
same honestly

>>1451755
Even more reason to like him, fag

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I'm with the anon that wondered why his (((religion))) even mattered, but at least the reactions prove our boyfriend does spends a lot of time here. We love you too /pol/!

>>1451793
I would fap so hard to this

>>1451863
>(((religion)))
if only it was just a (((religion)))

>>1451846
>>1451850
Room for one more? Let's make it a gangrape, boys.

>>1451818
How does it prove hes a bitchy queen? Seems like more of a relaxed "baka" kind of reaction

>>1451897
there's always room for more palestinians

>>1451846
>>1451850
>>1451897
>>1451899
What is it about him that brings out the rapist in people? Is it his pretty Jew face, perky pale ass, or his pink quarter-size nipples sitting on his perfectly sized creamy pale pecs? Maybe we'll never know.

>>1451902
are you seriously asking or is this another layer of jest
i cant tell 2bh

>>1451903
what are you asking him exactly?

>>1451905
>are you seriously asking or is this another layer of jest
>i cant tell 2bh

>>1451907
What jest? That we want to rape this pretty Jewish boy's ass?

god i hate this board. you guys are so annoying

>>1451922
Whats so annoying?

>>1451922
no 1 cares about u
no 1 will care about u
this is just a board, have fun or get the fuck out and go spend some time on facebook where maybe you'll get some attention from your 2 friends in life

>>1451924
tired attempts at shock value and arguments about pointless shit

>>1451925
i don't need you to care about me, there's just nothing fun about reading endless threads of drama and "lol jew rape" edginess. it's so boring. go to eight chan with the other 14 year olds and neets

>>1451929
i dont even care enough to read whatever the fuck u just wrote
go find peace elsewhere :)

>>1451930
wow ur so cool. tell me how many fucks you give. is it none? lololol

>>1451931
*shrugs*
& see >>1451922

>>1451931
I didnt hate this thread til you started bitching. Enjoy the pics, contribute to the sad jewrape fantasies or better yet, gtfo

>>1451933
nah i like it a little better now

>>1451846
does that require dressing up as one of those rock throwing sandniggers?

>>1451922
go to /lgbt/ you can talk about your feelings over there

>>1451674
this is still the greatest thing in this thread
probably on this board

>>1451940
Relax. See >>1451934. We're done arguing for now. One gay love

You niggers stfu and post his sex tapes if you have any. If not then delete this thread. What's the fucking point of pics? Ain't nobody got time for that. Real people want real shit.

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>tfw you will never see this twink's face irl
why live

>>1451973
not a twink
but yes

>>1451970
there's plenty of good stuff if you just scroll up grandma :)

>>1451984
>not a twink
sorry, i meant to say twunk

>>1451986
wish porn had more twunks, a lot of it is either anorexic twinks or giant men on roids
so bless alex

>>1451984
Who the hell jerks off to PICS? Fucking pics ahahahahahahahhahaha seriously you fags get your dick hard by just looking at PICS? A normal person needs more than that

No thanks nigger

>>1451989
you dont sound too normal fwiw

>>1451390
I just realized who he reminds me a little of, facially: Colton Haynes

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>>1451988
Exactly. Someone needs to fulfil this market. Although, honestly GayHoopla seems to get a lot of twunks. Too bad the sex is shit.

>>1451989
remember when you were 12? and you jerked off to brochures of treadmills where the model was a shirtless guy in shorts? thats this board. 12 y.old fags furiously masturbating to nobodies.

>>1451995
Right? That's exactly what I thought about gayhoopla. Great body shapes but damn the sex is worse than when men forces johnny rapid to top.

>>1452001
Personally i never jack off to these pics. Theyre just fun to look at. Although occasionally a good video gets posted

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>you will never hold hands with him and kiss his soft, full lips

>>1452012
>he found a jew with a bigger nose
WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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>>1452012
>you will never look up at him and grab his big, creamy, sweaty, pecs as you swallow his cock

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>>1452016
>you will never be his workout buddy and sneak peeks as he works out his perfect body and flexes around you all the time

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>>1452017
>you will never take artistic nudes with him in his bedroom surrounded by his dirty clothes and well-hidden sex toys

I want to see David Laid fuck him

>>1452017
oh damn his friend tho

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>>1452019
why live?

i opened this thread wanting to see cute muscle twinks
instead i got a shitty story about some 6/10 face guy queenwhore and wankers drolling over him

>>1452012
super hot, bet that guy on the left is on cloud nine

>>1452027
Actually hes sort of a bitch. He broke up with Alex via text once and then got back together a couple days later

>>1452027
alex stop posting

>>1452028
well, thats young 'love' for you :/

>>1452029
More like "alex, post some more fucking flexing shots right fucking now"

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>>1452024
>you will never worship his big biceps or pecs
>you will never smell his sweat soaked workout clothes
>you will never be held by his strong embrace

>>1452032
>flexing shots
alex stop playing around with this shit and just post more nudes

>>1451755
This makes me like him even more

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>>1452043
Facepic from his snapchat, just for you anon

>>1452048
If i had an /hm/ thread going on about me, i wouldnt be able to concentrate on any fucking homework

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>>1451755

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>>1452039
>pro-trump
>supports israel in how they deal with palestine

boner: lost and never to return

>>1452062
Are you telling me you wouldnt hatefuck some sense into the kid?

>>1452064
im a bottom so no.

>>1452067
>not being vers in 2016
disgusting

>>1452064
>hatefucking a trump supporter
we don't need them to lose any more brain cells 2bh

>>1452062
>supports israel in how they deal with palestine
The palestinians are savages. Israel just wants to be left alone on their land. A hijab jihad on you.

>>1452079
>Israel just wants to be left alone

that's why they keep taking Palestinian territory...

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Pls contribute to the thread or fuck off

>>1451755
How is that bad?

Makes me like him even more.

>>1452081
They just want what was stolen from them in the first place. Honestly, been waiting for native americans to do the same but theyre probably all drink and too fucked up to do shit

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Look at this cutie

>>1452079
alex pls stop

>>1452090
sometimes countries take over other countries. tough shit. should've fought harder.

>>1452090
only a jew would try to equate their sick ass power fantasies as anywhere near comparable to the shit native americans went through
but u know, keep doing that jewish shit y'all do

>>1452092
Post some of his ugly pics so my boner will finally go down

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>>1452098

>>1452101
That just makes me think hed be great at giving blowjobs

>>1452101
his friend tho goddamn
looks a bit like that beckham kid

>>1452106
I wonder if he has mostly gay or straight friends. Or maybe 50/50?

>>1452108
ill sleep around with them and find out

>>1452110
Its your gay civic duty. Make us proud anon. And dont forget to record everything without their consent. You know how we like it - the less consent, the better.

This guy has an amazon wishlist posted on his ig. Who tf buys random shit for strangers? That sounds depressing af.

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>>1452090
>stolen land
>israel

not sure if serious considering isearl has actual illegal settlements and have setup an illegal occupation of gaza by international law

>>1452115
sis dont let the israeli jews get to you
they'll do anything to rile people up and then go "look they're monsters, we're the nice ones"

>>1452113
there are a lot of sad people desperate to spend money on people in hopes they suck their dick
im pretty sure there are many who posted in this thread alone who would buy him shit for a potential nude

Stop whining about palestinians you fucktards

>>1452117
mr. cohen we cant stop whining about a very important international crisis

>>1452116
>there are many who posted in this thread alone who would buy him shit for a potential nude
Stop talking about me

>>1452119
ill @ you next time

>>1452118
Then go whine on tumblr or reddit instead of a gay board

>>1452124
If you wanted a safe space, you should be heading there instead. I find /hm/ comfy :3

>>1452124
deconstruct the vapid gay stereotype hunty!! engage in political discourse and make the straights GAG!

>>1452126
/hm/ is comfy cause we're all faggots here and no one takes a faggot seriously. Our words are like limp wristed punches - no damage at all. Thats why /hm/ is comfy.

>>1452126
Sorry if a porn board is the best place for you to discuss politics then

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DEAR ALEX, I KNOW YOU READ THIS. PLEASE LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE I NEED IT

>>1452129
gurl u need to work on being less of a sensitive lil bitch
and also, u complaining is actually just adding to the problem, but of course ur ego is getting in the way of seeing that

at least if u are going to keep on writing shit, might as well write a fanfic about how alex will free palestine with his bussy

>>1452130
Look up his sc or ig. You can hear his voice there. He sounds only slightly gay. I like it

>>1452129
i want all my gay brothers to have sickening perceptives and insight on politics so i werk my cunty magic on /hm/. discourse or gag sis!

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>tfw you will never work out with alex and receive his warm sympathy cause you dont have downs

>>1452142
LOL
i feel bad for laughing but something about alex's face looking at this image

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>>1452142
why cant i have downs syndrome

>>1452147
Tbh i would go retarded for Alex. Just get me a baseball bat.

Im a 19 yr old girl who looks at hm to you know...and im disgusted by some people on here, this poor guy must be creeped out by all of you. Yes hes really good looking but my god dont be creeps

>>1452147
>>1452142
do you think downie tried getting intimate with alex
do you think alex took advantage of downie

tbqh this is the start of my next fanfic

>>1452156
DO IT

>>1452155
this. he posts some noodz somewhere. enjoy them. no need to stalk. next hot guy won't post nudes if you're a creep.

>>1452130
HE SHOWED THIS MESSAGE ON HIS STORY AND SPOKE DURING SAID SNAP AND OMGFHFAHSFAFKHD HES SUCH A BABE SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK

>>1452166
proof or it didn't happen 2bh

>>1452166
sure jan

>>1452166
wtf how are u ppl so in tune with whatever this nigga does? whats next? "he's going to his cousins wedding so well be gettin sexy suit pics guy!".

>>1452177
are you literally a blind bitch
his snapchat was posted above
read before posting girl

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>>1452147
Literally everyone in this picture, qt twunk aside, looks retarded.

>>1452179
welcome to america
where only the jews look good

>>1452177
>>1452169
HE DELETED IT BUT I SAW IT IT WAS THE TEXT BUT HE GOT RID OF THE GIF SOMEHOW IDK IT WASNT THERE

their snaps are alexzcohen and selmorulz

>>1452183
ok ill believe u just this once
make sure u keep all receipts from now on

jakes snaps r rlly funny

>>1452113
>Who tf buys random shit for strangers?

Desperate old faggots seeking any kind of emotional connection with another human.

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>>1452183

That chin is adorable, though. Actually, every part of him is adorable.

>>1450823
his bf is cuter

>>1452039
Stop it! This is too much reality for me to bear!

>>1452156
sure we already have an alex at auschwitz fanfic. lets do one where he takes advantage of a retarded chink.

>>1450823

You guys are ridiculous, this kid is at least 7+/10. Tall, handsome, wide shoulders, good body, clean skin, etc. I'd say 90% of the posters here couldn't land him if they tried.

>>1452200
ok sis this is a board about posting pornographic images
not about "hooking up" with the people being posted
lmao so get over yourself sally, granted you're smart enough to even be self-aware at this point

>>1452194
2nd

>>1452194
Wait, he's not single?!

>>1452039
>tfw you can get biceps as big as his, pecs as big as his and make your own stinky workout clothes

this message brought to you by /fit/

>>1452203
lol look at their instagrams dude.
jselmo1
seductive vibration

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Dear Alex

Your muscles make me rock fucking hard. I love it. I have a groupme with some of my gay friends and we are ALL OOGLING over you. I know you probably posted this to get attnetion and HERE YOU GO YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT I AM A CHUBBY BOY AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU SKEET IN MY MOUTH

>>1452204
Masturbation isnt the same as sex, you /fit/wit

HIS BOYFRIENDS SNAPCHAT IS SELMORULZ

>>1452205
aw they look like nerdy high school crushes thats so cute~

Alex needs to stop continuing the stupid drama on this thread. WE GET IT, YOU'RE HOT ENOUGH TO GET FANS TO FIGHT ON THE INTERNET, JUST GIVE US A FEW NUDES PLEASE

>>1452211
no

>>1452211
bitch, we be doing this all on our own! give credit where credit is due

>>1452214
i know right this bitch tryna steal our cred
fucking chubby bitches always be rude

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i want to lick his pits as he works out

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>>1452247
>struggling that hard on rep 3 of 185

>>1452251
not everyone wants to take steroids and get bloated af dude :^)

good job you guys, you've probably scared him off from ever posting again. job well done everyone, you can all go home now.

>>1452274
This. GJ Idiots.

he reads this thread? not sad

>>1452085
Is shorter beach wear /fa/ now or is it just fags?

>>1452155
>>1452159
>trying to moralize the internet
Well that's enough laughing for today, back to jerking off

>>1452200
yeah obviously, this thread wouldn't be going on if he wasn't hot or cute, everyone know that

>>1452346
It is when you don't have twigs for legs, otherwise it just looks awkward.

>>1452353
ah
fuck

hot. I would like to see his back and butts

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At least tell us if youre a top or bottom alex. maybe subliminally in a snap story? eh?

>>1450924
Where does he live? It snows there.

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i want him to "kill me rn" with that big strong bicep of his. look how big it is he could probably do it easily

Bumping Alex Cohen's fine ass (among other things)

>>1451390
I cant believe this guy is only 18 holy shit.

This must be my first time wanting to fuck an Ashkenazi

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Aw good job you cutie <3

>>1453309
Is that his bf? He doesnt look as happy for Alex

>>1453307
How do you know his jewtype?

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Imma cut the bitch that upset my baby boy. Where the bitch at

>>1453434 That bitch is my ex. Fuck him up.

>>1453456
Whatd he do??

>>1453456
How do we know its really alex? Post a pic for proof

>>1453461
Dumps me after avoiding me for about 4 days. He go's away, suddenly he "doesn't have feelings anymore". He went on some college visit and probably cheated. He feels like he doesn't owe me an explanation and that he has his reasons. He's basically an assfuck and even his friends agree.

>>1453464
Its time to move on boo. Honestly why tf did you get back with him after the first time? You deserve better.

>>1453464
sounds like a dick. good riddance

>>1453464
DON'T tell me the bitch did it through text again.

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>>1453464
That bitch be eatin ice cream and laffun wit his senpai like he didnt just break up witchoo. That shit is unacceptable

Alex is a gorgeous kid. If he ever comes by LA, I want him to help me make Matzo ball soup 'cuz non of my Jewish friends can cook for shit.

>>1450825
I've been following his snaps since this post.

he's boring but quite sweet. complains about homework.

>>1454383
His snaps are boringish but he seems like an interesting person. I mean, how many ppl do you know who are into birds and are also audiophiles? I agrre that he seems very sweet though. Too bad his bf seems a bit of a bitch although his snaps with his family are really cute.

NEAR DEATH BUMP

>>1454841
Its past the bump limit you retard. Why do you think the thread has been so dead the past few days