Grindr stories

>download grindr
>they're literally all ugly
>uninstall grindr

> looking for sex on a p2p HIV sharing app because you feel lonely
disgusting

Depends on if you're looking to meet someone special or just for hookups

>>1446790
Grindr is ok. It used to be a piece of shit because of the ubiquitous bots, but they seem to have gotten rid of most of them with the recent update. Your experience is going to vary depending on the dudes in your area. Just put plainly what you're looking for on your profile. Post a face pic or most guys won't initiate conversations or reply to your messages. If you're too chicken shit to do that then uninstall it and try Craigslist instead, but if you do that then maybe just save some time and apply gonorrhea directly to your mouth.

>>1446804
>save some time and apply gonorrhea directly to your mouth

lmao

>>1446790
>download Grindr
>browse
>see porn star
>send message
>get response
>meet up
>shoot porn together

I like it

>>1446801
Are you more likely to encounter HIV from a guy on Grindr or from someone at a bar/club?

>>1446972

depends where you live

just don't have anal until you know somebody

Disable your distance

>>1446790
>Load up grindr
>ARE YOU BLACK? I'LL PAY YOU TO CUM IN MY ASS
>PLEASE COME PISS ON MY FACE
>I'M NOT RACIST BUT I REALLY WANT TO EXPERIENCE A BIG BLACK COCK FOR THE FIRST TIME
>I'M SEARCHING FOR HIV POSITIVE GUYS, PLS RESPOND
>Delete account
>Delete app

>>1446790

why? most of the guys on there are dumb as fuck.

>>1446804
>used to be a piece of shit

HAHA

Right...

>>1446979
ABSOLUTELY HEED THIS ADVICE!!!!

>>1446972

>Implying that HIV is the only STD

Here's a hint for you, Mary: HIV is manageable and harmless nowadays. The stigma is all that's left, and soon not even that will remain since the consensus of the medical research community is that it will be routinely curable within five years of today.

Antibiotic resistance? Not so much.

Enjoy your slow, agonizing, dementing death of syph.

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>mfw blank profiles ask for more pics when they haven't given any

oh yeah m8 i'm getting well hard over that male silhouette you fucking pleeb

i found this kid and fucked him in the butt without a condom and took his v card he's 19 i was like score

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Tons of fuck boys, I'll post some screens.

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You don't even need to look attractive, literally guys just come to you

>>1447245
Das my Dream. Boys want old guys here for some reason. I'm 21 so I'm out of luck.

Guess I could add more. I've had Grindr for just under a week. Already got 2 dates with 10/10s one of them is tommorow, just don't hook up randomly with people that just want it right away, at least talk to them for about a week first to make sure they're not insane.

>>1447266
Pics of them?

>>1447266
i have over 200 messages in under 2 weeks, grindr is definitely the place for sluts, if you want anything meaningful however, forget it

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Gonna get fucked by pic related

>>1447351
>that face
Yech

>>1447351

not bad, always condom and make sure to meet in a public place in the daylight before going anywhere else, just for safety

>>1447315
Yeah, a lot of them are gross, I just like to talk shit to a lot of them. I use an app called Scruff for serious stuff, if you haven't already you should check it out.

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>>1447308
Just doing it of people I don't like but sure.

>>1447406
Oh my god your bar for 10/10 is so ridiculously low. 10/10 should mean perfect. Those are 5/10's.

>>1447406
I never said he was a 10, I think he's super ugly, I just posted one of the nudes I didn't like

>>1447406

>10/10
My gosh you must be ugly

>>1447406

>10/10

My gosh you must be ugly

>>1447352
>That jealousy
What's wrong babe, not getting any?

>>1447423
I get enough to know I'd never respond to that butterface

>>1447421
Never said he was a 10, he's a 3 at best

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>>1446790
l tried Grindr a few times and everyone l saw was either fat, old, or just unattractive.

l've been browsing CL for a while though looking for a potential hookup and l just found this ad. lt seems legit, the guy is 6 years older than l am, though. Doesn't really matter l guess, l'd still wreck that ass. Only issue is it'd be my first and l'm nervous as fuck.

Anyone have good luck on CL?

>>1447523
>Anyone have good luck on CL?
Yep. It took a while, but eventually I had my first experience with a guy last week.
I had zero luck with responding to other people's ads; literally 0 for ~60 attempts. But once I posted an ad of my own, and once I sifted out the ones who wanted to be called daddy, a few "muh dik" upstanding African Americans, and the occasional Pajeet, then I ended up finding a cute Asian guy.
His dick was utterly stereotypical, literally half the length of mine. Turned out to be for the best, because my inexperience meant I would have otherwise been fighting my gag reflex, whereas I was actually able to take it all in and lick his balls to boot. I swallowed his load, shot mine across his face and chest, and was left with an awakened and insatiable lust for cock and cum.

>>1447524
So amid all the flakes and fakes, there's some legit ones? l want to message this guy but l'm thinking of every excuse not to. l feel so sheltered and beta. He didn't even include whether he is neg or what town he is in but god damn if that's him in the pics...

>>1447523
>l just found this ad. lt seems legit
>being this naive

craigslist is literally all fake pics.
let us know how it turns out.

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Have multiple stories, will share if wanted. This happened last night. Dont know how to greentext but Ill tell you my story. Mostly staright gay looking to bust a nust one night. Download grindr. No profile pic. Just a username that said suck me 7.5". When someone would message me I just sent them a pic of my cock which is prettty nice, and I got at least 10-15 guys in my area wanting to blow me. Pick a feminine looking latino twink who said he wanted to eat my cum. Drive to his house at 2:30am with a raging hard dick, he open the door I sit on the couch and he dives in. Best and most wet sloppiest blowjob of my life, he sucked my cock until 6am. I must have came four or five times on him, in his mouth, and down his throat. Pic is my cock

Since this turned into a general advice thread, can anyone recommend an enema I can get from a sex shop or even amazon? How well do those bulb douches work, especially for hookups at the last minute, if he starts rimming?

>>1447615
You can get them at Walmart. Don't squirt a fuckton of water up there because it could get trapped and seep out later when you're taking it. Just enough warm water to flush everything out and loosen it up. You should be able to clean out in one go, just stick your fingers in as far as they can go (it'll be easy at this point) if it feels a little slimy up there it's okay, don't rinse it out because you have mucous and stuff that you really need so you don't dry out and get fissures or something.

>>1447612
Great cock man, no wonder. I'd suck it for days.

I had the best most frustrating experience once after meeting someone on grindr. Still at odds as to wether I enjoyed it or not.

Spoke to a 9/10 guy, sooo my type. I prefer to bottom, though I claimed to be top versatile to increase my chances after he said that he bottoms exclusively.

Arrive at his place. Very nice guy. We get undressed. He paused a bit and looked me over, and then asked if I am into toys. I said sure (though I have little experience). He then handed me a chastity device and asked me to calm my erection down so I could fit it on. It took forever and he even had me take a cold bath to get it on. I was very turned on by the idea. Haven't done kink really. It felt pretty weird, but novel in a good way.

Finally on we started making out again. I started getting really frustrated after a while and I asked if he wanted me to fuck him. He said yes, but that my cock was too small and he only takes sizes he knows will satisfy him. (Fuck me.... for I am 14cm). "Nothing personal", he said.

He gave me a strap-on. I asked if I may remove the chasity device and he asked if I wouldn't mind keeping it on, that it will keep my dick out of the way. Also that I woud be able to fuck him longer if I wasn't being stimulated.

I was very turned on then. Before I was allowed to fuck him he asked me to eat him out/rim him. I had never done this before and thought of it disgusting. But he was really smooth and clean down there. It was a brilliantly amazing feeling, and I only did it because I was so turned on. We then fucked for about almost 3/4 an hour (it did start to annoy me at the end if I am to be honest). Though I was dripping uncontrollably. It also feels weird to hump with a strap on. It is positioned odly. Though his moaning had me believing that I was doing a good job. He then asked me to suck him off when he was starting to lose interest. (Probably because I was really getting tired).

>>1447654
Afterwards we showered together but he only allowed me to remove the strap on. I was eager to get off and was expecting it to happen soon. He did not allow me to touch him.

He was getting dressed and handed me the key to the device, saying i need to get dressed as well. I wanted to jerk off but he asked me not to do so now.

He then offered coffee and we spoke a bit. He said if I would excuse myself because he still had other things to do, and walked me to my car. This was crazy and I wanted to violently jerk off in front of him, but was at the same time sort of paralysed by what was happening. I asked him if we would do it again and he said of course.

I was sitting behind the wheel when he asked me to roll down the window. He said he wanted to see me jerk off in the car before I leave. Whilst I was busy he asked me that I should hold my hands clear when I was climaxing. He wanted to see me cum without my hands in the way. Needless to say the result was a bit messy. He then said that I should drive safely and went back inside the building.

I felt so unsatisfied and yet turned on. I jerked off a few times more at home afterwards. On Grindr again he did not respond with any interest and I stopped messaging him.

Since the grindr has proved to be only a frustration. But I still log on for the possibility.

running into guys i've blocked or ignored to in real life happens about once a week. it's really funny but also really awkward. like really awkward.

>>1447654
>>1447655

Is this the same guy who posts all these long-winded fucking replies all over /hm/?

I had a nice time a couple nights ago thanks to Grindr. I've hooked up with guys I wasn't "dating" or gone home with a guy after a first date so I'm not a complete prude but this was the first time I've gotten together with a complete stranger expressly for the purposes of sex.

The guy was a 23yo tall lean black guy, 23 (I'm 29), "top vers" who said he wanted to eat my ass and trade blowjobs. Had a great cock and perky ass, kinda out of my league I thought but hey I'm not complaining. He was very dark-skinned, moreso than his pictures made me think, which made me wonder if he lightened up his pics to make him look lighter-skinned on Grindr. Is this a common practice for black men on the app, anyone know?

I went over to his place at like 2:30am... so much for meeting in a public place in daylight first. I thought about leaving a note on my bed to say like "if I don't come back I went to <this address>" lol but ultimately I didn't. Probably should have.

He took a shower while I just kind of hung out on his bed and goofed around on my phone, then came back in his room naked. Was kind of awkward at first, I'm not very "intuitive" when it comes to sex (which is one reason I don't usually hook up with complete strangers) so I'm never sure where to start with someone new. For example I really like to kiss but some guys just don't. Anyway with him being tall I could sit up and get to work sucking his cock right away, then he turned my over and pulled my boxer briefs off and gave me the best rimjob I've ever had, went from completely limp (it was freezing in his room) to throbbing hard in seconds. He switched up to sucking my cock head and balls too, guy was great with his mouth but I've never had my ass eaten like that.

We kind of went back and forth between sucking each other, him rimming me, and just kind of making out and grinding to chill out since both of us were pretty close to cumming before long.

To be continued...

>>1447704

2/3 Continued

I had told him that I don't usually bottom for guys I don't know well (because I'm real tight and it's painful unless they really ease into it, and I don't like putting guys I don't know through that hassle), but after a while fooling around this guy wanted to fuck me, and I told him he'd have to go slow and I might have to stop him if it hurt and it would be easier to just suck him off, but he practically begged for my ass and between the ego boost and just the desire to try getting fucked by a stranger, I eventually gave in. He condom'd up (I turned back to make sure he had one on before he took the plunge, felt kind of bad doing so but you know, safety and all), fingered me for a bit, and tried to push his cock head in. He wasn't having much luck so I helped him by fingering myself for a bit (that always works much better for me), and he eventually got in, starting fucking me nice and slow, then ramped it up at a good pace. He was pretty big and it was painful but still fun. Gave me some mild dirty talk which kept me hard. I conveyed that I wanted him to finish pretty quickly and he obliged me, blew his load before long while he was inside me. Once he pulled out and cleaned himself up a bit, he came back to me, finished me off with a great blowjob, and that was that. Said a friendly goodbye and walked out to my car smirking and pretty pleased with myself.

Last one coming up

>>1447704
>>1447709

It was pretty great overall. For better or worse it helped break down some inhibitions on anonymous sex on my part. The guy was pretty attractive and great in bed. Seemed to enjoy making me feel good and was good at conveying what he liked and didn't like. Was also easy to chitchat with while he got "ready" (putting music on and showering up and whatnot). 9/10 would and probably will bang again. He wants me to fuck him next time and we both like horror movies so he wants to watch one together sometime.

Sorry if this is a bit rambling, I just wanted to kind of give an impression of how I experienced it and what I was thinking and such.

>>1446979


>>1447131
From someone who is HIV+, I respectfully request you qualify "harmless" with "virtually".

>>1447713
He did finish off that comment with the mention of a slow agonizing death so I think you're covered there. How'd you get it out of curiosity

>>1446790
Honestly my first, and only experience with grindr was actually pretty nice. I met a sweet older guy, he was 37, I was 18, we met at a red lobster, he bought me dinner, went back to his place, sucked his dick, and went home.

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>>1446790
Love Grindr. Have had met up with at least 30 guys off it this year alone. I travel a lot for work so that helps mix up the guys I see on there too.

Here's a guy I fucked at the Airport in Hong Kong last week.

If you're a gay dude, and not on Grindr, I don't know how you are getting any.

TLDR; highly recommend. Get on Grindr.

>>1447753
>only 30
>amateur level slutting

>>1446790
>Used to run Grindr in Android-x86 on VirtualBox.
>They updated the app. No longer runs in any VM.
>FEELS BAD, MAN.

>>1447716
>I was 18, we met at a red lobster

REACH FOR THE STARS

>>1447757
30 is well and truly enough for me.

>>1447774

are you me?

>>1447774
I just use an old smartphone that I'd shoved in a drawer after I upgraded. The only things on it are Kik, Grindr, and a few pics.

>>1446801
From my experience, I've not met anyone who wasn't honest on Grindr, and I wouldn't go to hookups that didn't agree to use protections. It kinda gives you more time to /prepare/ that being drunk and at a bar/club does too

>>1447807
>are you me?
I'd hope it was someone who knew a workaround!

>>1447753
How to fuck in public spaces? Going to a graduation party tonight and probably gonna fuck a guy, but it is in a hotel, so the only place we'll have is the mens restroom... Any things i should consider?

>All the hot guys ignore me
>All the ugly ones want to fuck me

Oh well. There goes another year without sex.

>>1447873

this means you're ugly.
deal with it and fuck someone on your level.
or remain forever alone with too high standards.

typical fat girl mentality.

>>1447955
this tho. don't fuck outside your league, if you arent gettin any responses from 10/10 twinks then you need to lower the bar a bit

>>1447401
Not everyone wants old dudes

>>1447854
>but it is in a hotel
As the old adage says, get a room.

Do you guys bother with messages from previous days, assuming they're not desperate and annoying constant influx of "hi"s and "looking?" It's good to have a selection of men to fuck, right?

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this

>>1446983
Will you give me the bbc?

>>1447131
>antibiotic resistance
>syphilis
>mfw penicillin still cures syphilis

>>1448087
some fags are allergic to penicillin

>>1448092
Well then doxycycline, or tetracycline, or ceftriaxone. My point was that penicillin is one of the oldest antibiotics, and yet it's STILL effective against syphilis. So there isn't really a threat of antibiotic resistant syphilis. There are still several alternatives to penicillin that we haven't even had to resort to yet

>>1447854
Just use the disabled bathroom. Normally has a bench you can use and lots more space.

Otherwise – go to an empty conference room that's not being used.

>>1448092
To be fair, it's utterly retarded to tell someone they're going to die from syphilitics. like fundamentally retarded. kys faggot.

>>1448210
>it's utterly retarded to tell someone they're going to die from syphilitics
>kys faggot

>>1447262
>>1447263
>>1447406

are you low-key trying to spread gay rumors of qtpie?

All this syphilis talk is funny. You guys should be more worried about Multi drug resistant gonorrhea.
I'ma just leave this here...
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6206a3.htm

>>1446790
Started using grindr 2 years ago, checking 2 times a day ~1000 guys that texted me, 0 interest in any one of them. I still have a LOT of unread messages cause you can't even bother.

>>1448047
kek'd
I found that I was seriously not getting any because my standards on Grindr got so low I fucked someone without condom. Got medically checked afterwards and luckily didn't get anything, but he was ugly AF. Went home and wallowed in my slutty shame. Basically just fucked the first guy that thought I was handsome.

Honestly I'd say find friends, take up your co-worker whose been asking to hang out, go out for classes, go to music clubs, etc... I prefer having sex with a guy I genuinely love than getting my ass torn open by the next big dick who thinks I look good

>>1448241
>le humblebrag

virgin detected

An older guy just messaged me. 8.5 inch uncut cock. I've always wanted to play with a foreskin because I'm cute, but I'm a small dude and the last guy I was with was like 7.5 inches I think and I could barely take him.

This guy is not only longer but also looks way thicker.

Wat do?

Hey I've never been to this board, do you guys have pictures of men having ahegaos? It'd be a rather cool meme
Thanks in advance

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Tramp stamps: red flag to avoid?

>>1447351
Awesome body. Kinda meh face.

I guess I must be lucky. Where I live, we have a pretty decent variety of guys. My one complaint is the guys who have no face pic, won't send one then act like they're entitled to your attention because they sent a dick pic.

>>1446845
Who was it? Colby Jansen actually spends a lot of time between where I live, but I've never talked to him.

>>1448432
I love it when people with 0 info and no pic send "hi" like I'm supposed to be interested in your fucking nothing.

>>1447351
7/10 body
5/10 face
not bad.
wish i could find someone that decent around here.

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Meeting this one tonight

Send dick pics here on kik G14NTD1CK

>>1447131

>harmless
>have to take antiretrovirals on a regular basis and plan your life around managing the condition
>pay for drugs or have fellow taxpayers subsidize your poor life choices to the tune of tens of thousands (more tax than you will ever pay in your life)

Why are gays such antisocial individualist scum

>>1446978

is this true? and what does knowing someone mean anyway?

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>>1446790
>be me
>last summer
>download grindr
>10/10 guy messages me, we talk a lot, we get along very well
>he's the smartest guy i've ever met
>he's a 10/10, why does he like my ugly ass?
>2 days of non stop talking we decided to meet
>meet him, a very short guy, extremely fat, can barely walk and his leg looks hurt because he walks funny
>ohshit.jpg, he used old pics of him
>decided to get to his apartment even though I didn't want to
>i'm shaking like a wet dog
>he's looking at me
>strabism.gif
>FUCK IT
>he forcefully makes out with me in the elevator, I couldn't even get my dick up, I get no sexual attraction from him whatsoever
>goes to his room, make out more, we undress.
>OH GOD NO
>tells me to suck his dick
>pulls back his foreskin, full of dick cheese
>I proceed to wank him
>I turn him around
>spread his ass cheeks thinking I'm gonna fuck him so I have an excuse to LEAVE
>he tells me he's clean
>apparently he's clean as fuck.
>I fuck him bare and dry, I don't care about him saying he's more of a top
>I cum inside raw, regret, pull the dick out and let him suck it.
>dress up, have a small talk and leave.

Fast forward 1 year later I want to fuck him again because he got in shape now.

>>1448637
If you know somebody/chat with them you can gauge if they're safer or not. If you get to know them and you find out they've had unprotected sex with more guys then they can remember they're probably not clean, or if they don't hook up often they may be safer

>>1448661

If he's dumb he'll let you screw him again.

>>1446794
same

>>1447263
your fault for expecting a date from Grindr

>>1448219
Nah, It's just the only ugly picture I have on my iPad (well except for my ones)

>get ask for pics
>ask to see him first
>hot musclechub
>asked to meet up
>wait for hot anonymous fucking
>knock on door
>open door
>nerdy full on chub
>feel bad
>give head
>junk smells like fucking apple cinnamon candles
> he nuts in my mouth, tastes like shit

>>1448688
Why would he be dumb for that reason ?

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>>1446790

Met up with this hot 35 year old businessmen on grindr. He came inside me though, so I'm kinda worried that I might have HIV bc he told me he had 100+ sex friends throughout his life gonna get tested tomorrow,
How expensive are the medication for HIV?

>>1448859
Expense is the last thing you should worry about.

You are fucked. Even with modern medicine you are sick the rest of your life. And will not live a full lifespan. If anything happens economically or supplywise you are dead. You require an immense infrastructure to support you with meds that will let you live a seminormal life for 30 years more if that.

So

Go give yourself a listerine enema RIGHT NOW

I recently caught HIV, wat do? I'm afraid of going to the HIV doctor they automatically mailed me an appointment to. What will happen if I just pretend I don't have it forever? Is it possible I'll never get AIDS?

>>1448901
typical this is in the grindr thread

>>1448902

I used to laugh at all the HIV and AIDS jokes in these threads and I was like "haha that would never happen to me!" then I went on Grindr and had all of 3 hookups in one year to get the sluttiness out of my system, I didn't even bottom, and I fucking caught HIV. So yeah basically everyone on there is infected no matter how clean they say they are, and being a top or not being slutty in general won't save you. I was extremely selective (I'm picky) and never slept around before, just 3 guys this year, not sure which one gave it to me due to the window period and the weird HIV flu thing. They weren't even sketchy guys, they seemed trustworthy, I talked to them each for over a week before meeting them. Sigh

>>1448912

This sounds like bullshit to me. How did you catch it? The transmission rate for oral is infinitisemal. Did you have a chancre or abcess and took a load in your mouth or something? Most likely the guy believed he was clean. It's the ones who don't know or who don't get treatment who transmit it. The drugs reduce the viral load in your semen to negligible levels. If this is real man up and get treatment.

First time I met someone from Grindr ended up being my first relationship with another guy. We've been together (and lived together) for over a year now with no major issues (I'm 18, he's 22). The end!

>>1448901
Just ignore it, you don't have it, it's a conspiracy. Aids is a scheme from pharmaceutical companies to extort money from you. Hiv doest give you aids, the medicines you take cause the disease. It's the same thing for cancer patients. Chemotherapy is the responsible for the decaying. Cancer in most of the cases, like 99% of the cases, is a made up disease to take money from patients. Why do you think there wasn't that many cases of cancer in past decades and suddenly everything became cancerous and you meet cancer patients at every corner. It's the big pharmaceutical industry doing it's job. It's not the first time. H1N1, ebola outbreak, diabetes, autism and depression, cancer, HIV, all made up diseases. Don't be stupid, don't fall for their game. Stop and think for a moment. Think for yourself. Think and wake up.

>Download grindr
>Try it for 3 months
> No one talks to me
> The ones i try to start conversations with leave me unanswered or dismiss me with a "not my type" variant
I'm too ugly for grindr. I think I'll die a virgin... It's been 25 years so far... Just 5 years more, right? Once i become a wizard those mundane vicissitudes won't bother me at all, right? RIGHT?

>>1448937

A gay wizard? Is there such a thing?

>>1448931
Is this bait?

>>1448926

I fucked them raw (as a top)

>>1448939
Well there is me at least.

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>be me
>an hour ago
>grindr guy hits me up with pic related
>one mile away
>in a hotel room
>sweetfuckingchristsignmeup.omg
>get to hotel
>smoke half a blunt of loud
>go into hotel room
>we lay down
>both compliment each other's cocks
>proceed to jerk off
>as soon as he's hard go into maximum overdrive.
>begin sucking his dick like a slut
>blow him for ten minutes, tears running down my face
>threw up in my mouth a couple times
>didn't care
>needed the dick
>eventually he pulls out and shoots a huge load all over my face
>contented.jpg
>both get dressed
>fist bump as I leave the room
>couldn't get latch off of the door from a combination of being high coupled with the headrush of what just happened

10/10

>>1448912
Another place where I'm really lucky. I bareback all the time and never got anything. Not doing it so much any more partly because I'm worried my luck will run out.

>see guy I haven't seen in years (since before there was a Grindr) on Grindr
>was once a really cool guy
>chat with him a while
>meet up with him
>used to be fat, now looking almost gaunt
>gross teeth
>otherwise somewhat like I remember him
>decide to fuck anyway
>days later meeting another guy
>talk about guys we've been with
>mention my old friend
>learn he got HIV, didn't take care of himself
>uses and deals meth
>can't wait to get out of that hookup
>go to drug store get a home test
>negative
>go to doctor just to be sure
>feel like I've dodged a bullet

I've also had sex with and even had relationships with guys who were positive, but took care of themselves, and still manage to stay negative.

>>1446790
Yall are ticking AIDS timebombs

>>1448960
Doesn't hiv test show you positive three months after being exposed?

>>1447956
If you're getting attention from apparently sane, good-looking guys, does that mean you're not ugly? I'm not used to this level of attention and I feel like everyone's playing a joke on me.

I've gotten fucked bareback by 2 guys within 3 weeks.

Second guy lost his chub tho and didn't cum in me so he just sucked me off instead.

First guy said he came but I think he faked it.

So other than 100% what are my chances of getting the aids?

How bad is the HIV thing? Is there actually a high chance of me getting AIDS? I just installed Grindr yesterday. I'm 20 and never been with anyone so I wanna start looking. Should I just fuck off and be patient so I can eventually find the right guy or should just take the risk and have some fun? Man gay sex is scary.

>>1448991
Symptoms CAN show at about 2 weeks from infection. Tests can show 1 month after infection sometimes but you can't be 100% positive unless you wait 90 days to get a test. But the chances at the 1 month mark are still good but getting tested at 3 months is still a safer thing to do.

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>>1449010
I think a better question is why both guys were unable to cum. I think you're probably a shitter or got poor hygiene

>>1449017
> Should I just fuck off and be patient so I can eventually find the right guy

Yes....don't risk and regret....if people would settle down for a boyfriend (and have sex whenever you want) the world would be a better place, we have enough (hiv) sluts already.

>>1447672
I actually found it a very enjoyable, interesting read about the fine line between pleasure and degradation.

>>1449027

I agree with this, but the reason I got infected is because my boyfriend refused to have sex with me for years so I cheated on him. I kinda blame him even though it's my fault. At least I can't give it to him since we literally never, ever have sex in many years

>>1448993
Dude, same. I have been approached by this really handsome bear that is incredibly rich, he really wants to meet up with me. But I'll probably not go see him, he's just way too outta my league, I'd just feel very uncomfortable :(

>>1448899
oh shut the fuck up. You have no clue.

>>1447131
my bf is hiv+ undetectable and i know im not going to contract it if he never forgets to take his meds and we use condoms

If I seek out cute nerdy boyfriends will they be more clean?

>>1449128
Depends on the type of nerd you get. If you go for one of those in-shape, yet socially awkward or addictive personality nerds (like the buff guys you see playing e-sports) that are nerdy cause they don't feel like they fit in or w/e, odds are you'll be golden, those guys are hyper-manicured and take care of everything in my experience (super clean, fit body, hair well trimmed all over, shaved edible asshole and everything you'd want). If you go for the more typical overweight, neckbeard nerd though, they can be horrifically un-hygienic. Not that they all are it's just far more likely.

>>1449139
So they won't have AIDS right?

>>1449141
Dunno, it depends on the person, but AIDS isn't really as common as it seems, as long as the person isn't stupid and doesn't hookup 24/7 and hack bareback sex with stranger there usually good. I know I'd never do bareback with someone I don't know, not that I've had a ton of opportunities but still, pleasure nowhere worth the risk and I've yet to ever catch a STD or anything like that so I think it's paying off.

>>1449143
*have
*strangers
*they're
Good lord

>>1449126
yeah, as long as he's undetectable you're safe.
you're fucked if he gets viral blips though.

>>1447351
nice catch, get it

>>1447655
He played you good, dumb motherfucker

>>1447657
i used to avoid gay bars or clubs because of this but now i like to cause controversy and say hi to them when they're with their bfs

>>1448410
hit it and quit it

>>1449041
Enjoy your stay in prison for intentionally infecting someone with HIV.

>>1449167

I said it would be impossible to give it to him because we never have sex dumbass. If by some miracle he wanted to have sex after all this time I would not do it

I almost always bottom. Love getting other guys off, and not picky about who - as long as they're clean. met a guy on Grindr, discuss interests. He knows I'm a bottom, and I prefer to suck, all that. Meet the guy. he has no balls, literally, he was castrated somehow. He is unable to get hard or cum. Wants me to top. made me angry.

>>1449167
About this.

How many people would actually fuck someone, bareback or not, without first disclosing they had HIV?

What kind of person does that?

>>1448939
Dumbledore is one

>>1449197

A lot. Some people get off on it. I imagine it's how I got poz'd. Literally degenerates. The guy who I suspect did it had his profile listed as HIV negative, immediately blocked me after we fucked, and then his profile was changed to "Anything goes" with no HIV status, so I almost feel like I was specifically targeted

>>1449197
people lie. a lot.
just assume everyone's poz till proven otherwise. ive had sex with undetectable guys too and im still neg

>>1449202
I'm so sorry, that is beyond fucked. How long were you talking to him for?

>>1449221

He had been pursuing me for weeks. I eventually gave in because he was so persistent

>>1449226
I'm sorry to hear that, what's it like living with it? And have you tried tracking the guy down.

>>1449226
That sucks. How old are you just out of curiosity?

>>1449203
>People lie. A lot
>"I have this lethal disease but I REALLY wanna have sex, so, sucks for this guy".

Literally what the fuck.

>>1449232
Some people don't see it that way, as shitty as it sounds. But if you really want to you can sue and potentially get a conviction against someone if they give you HIV/AIDS without telling you they had it beforehand. There's precedent for it and I think the charges are pretty severe. eg. 25 years+.

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What in the name of fuck is wrong with you people.

Am I being naive here, but literally just use the damn condom and you chances of aids are reduced like 95%

What is wrong with you people? Is getting raw dick worth becoming a walking corpse disease bag of scum?

>HIV ain't so bad

This better be a meme or we're beyond the point of return.

FUCK.

>>1449228
>>1449229

I'm 23. I managed to find his facebook but I don't think I saved enough evidence to press charges or whatever if it's even possible

>>1448991
3rd generation tests(home kits usually fall in this category) are 95% accurate 6 weeks after, >99% accurate 3 months after.

4th gen(the kind usually done by clinics) tests are 95% accurate after 4 weeks, >99% after 6 weeks.

>>1449126
why aren't you on prep?

Holy fuck this is terrifying

>redownload grindr after months of not having it
>get a message a few hours later from someone who thinks i'm cute
>we talk and decide to fuck tomorrow
>go check to see if he messaged me an address or anything
>blocked

Usually nothing happens except bots or people I don't find attractive, so now I'm open all day to do fuckin nothing.

>>1449312

Look on the bright side, at least you won't get AIDS today

>>1449195
Top fucking kek

>>1449312
This is my experience with grindr in a nutshell. I got more dick on myast visit to a bathhouse than online

How many of you have AIDS?

I just wanna suck some dick. I mean, isn't grindr the safest avenue to use for random bjs? I need a nice warm cum bath.

>>1449237
If he did it to you, he's probably doing it to someone else right now.

>>1446790
and this is why you dont fuck people without a condom

Is no one on this board on PreP? I've barebacked quite a lot with randos, but being on PreP I've at least been assured I wasn't getting Hiv.

Can't comment on other diseases though.

Luckily I only caught Chlamydia considering my promiscuity and habit of not using condoms like 50% of the time.

>>1449047
Go for it, man. You just made me realize we just need to accept the possibility of rejection. It won't be so bad.

In my case, I'm just worried they'll be totally turned off once we meet in person, either because they hate my voice or mannerisms or they think my pictures aren't representative of how I really look. Maybe I should take uglier selfies that show off my flaws so no one is surprised when I'm ugly in person.

>>1449431
>I'm just worried they'll be totally turned off once we meet in person

usually they are so horny they will do anyone that shows up no matter how ugly which is how a lot of disgusting old men get laid using fake pics.

don't advertise your flaws. most of the time people won't notice them. but don't deliberately hide things either. just take clear well lit shots and let people decide.

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Went on a trip to Switzerland recently, but sadly couldn't hook up with this qt since he wasn't online.

>>1449423
I have insurance, but I don't have a primary physician that can prescribe to me.

>>1449249
Because prep is not yet covered by our national health system.

>>1449249
And theres basically no risk if were careful

-be me
-18years old
-summer 2016
-family vacation
-dowloand grindr to fuck guys in the area
-start to chat with 29 year old dude +
-he was fat ugly and have a hairy ass
-i dont care decided to fuck him anyways
-started to blowing me
-he was good tho
-i didnt want to kiss me but i had too
-start fucking him
-cum inside him
-leave
-never see him again

Just finished sending off a total stranger
>be 24yo asian twink top
>Looking for oral only
>Fine qt 22yo, working in construction business
>I hosted at my office
>Arrives after lights out, 1m80, ripped and tatted
>bearded, I don't like that but w/e
>Chit chat, we're both bi but we agree that guys suck the best
>no kiss, no cuddles, he doesn't want anything in return except my dick in his mouth
>Goes down on his knees and start gulping my dick
>tell him to caress my balls
>switch to me standing, him sitting
>then tell him to lay on his back on the table, perfect height for facefucking
>Except I can't handle facefucking like this because it feels way too fucking good
>As he's slurping on my balls and shaft, he unbuttons his pants, revealing a nice 7in dick
>Touch him, he doesn't say anything
>start licking him, he moans
>69ing with my dick in his throat
>after a few minutes of facefuck, I end up cumming all over his hairy chest
>he finishes himself and mix cum on his ripped body
>Dress up, drink some water, say bye, make sure he's unseen by the neighbors
>post on /hm/
Shit was cash

>>1449582
If you're average looking in a middle sized city and not retarded, there's a 50% chance that this is the usual hookup experience.

I'm so fucking horny I just want like 10 cocks inside me at the same time going balls deep. I want to get my guts fucked out. I want to bathe in cum.

>>1449741

That's all fine and dandy until you get HIV and literally feel like your life is over

>>1449742
What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with taking a viral load from the man fucking your ass. Knowing that they'll be a part of you forever is a huge turn on.

>>1449742
>Had sex for the first time a few weeks ago
>Got a sore throat a few days after
>Oh God I gave throat gonorrhea
>Get tested
>No I don't, also it went away on its own
>Start feeling queasy this morning
>Oh God I gave HIV
>Yet to be tested, currently freaking out

Why is being sexually active so stressful, I never had to worry about dying horribly as a Virgin.

>>1449747
You should appreciate the disease he gave you. Sex is best when the man fucking you literally becomes a part of you.

He's in your bloodstream now.

>>1449746
>>1449750
ok

>>1449750
This board stresses me

>>1449750
wtf. i hope this is trolling

>>1449764

he is not

some faggots are mentally ill

>>1447523
>wreck that ass
>my first

you need to reasses your abilities, you're a virgin and need to be a bottom because that's all you'll be good at. He doesn't want a boy, he wants a man to fuck his hole. You're not going to 'wreck his ass' you're going to be nervous and have a semi erect cock that totally embarrasses yourself and him. Your limp dick will make it a bad fuck

>>1449235
>Is getting raw dick worth becoming a walking corpse disease bag of scum?

Taking a huge load dump up your raw guts is one of the best feelings in the world and so is emptying your insides inside a hot gaping fuckhole.

It is where semenal fluid belongs. Any time cum doesn't get flooded up a boipucci it's a disgrace.

But it's best to do it monogamously

>>1449785

I agree I love being bread but AIDS sucks, I'm scared

>>1449442
Almost met up with this guy in Brisbane who lives near me. I love stocky daddy types and there's this guy on Scruff who is just a 10/10 daddy bear. Anyway I managed to recognise him at the supermarket and he has one hand! I noticed the hand missing and looked up at his face and it was him. I checked back at his pics and all of the pics don't have his right hand in frame. I was definitely going to meet him otherwise but I'm not in to being fucked by someone's hand stump or anything and it weirded me out. Plus the hand job would have only been half as good

>>1449787
And other infections. Wish I could take a 50 load gang bang or something but it would be a death sentence ayy lmao

>>1449787
>I love being bread

you're toast

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>>1449789

i've got to hand it to you...

>>1449789

kek

Honestly fuck everyone who uses this shit.

You are part of the reason why we are viewed as degenerate man whores.

You are part of the reason why AIDS is so rampant among gay men.

You are part of the reason that encourages gay men to follow the "gay culture" and fuck every queer they see instead of finding a life-long partner to have safe sex with.

LEARN TO START A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP AND GET A FUCKING BOYFRIEND FOR FUCKS SAKE

STOP WITH THE FUCKING HOOKUPS

>>1449816
>i made a profile and no one messaged me and everyone i sent messages to blocked me

go to the gym fat fuck

>>1449817
Not even fat you dumb retard.

It just pisses me off that you guys don't care about the stigma.

Fuck you sluts.

>>1449819
>Not even fat

Oh well you must be ugly then.

Op here thanks for destroying my spirit an making me never wanna talk to anyone on grindr

>>1449816
You must not know this but straight people do exactly the same. It's called being in your 20's. It happens, not to everyone, but most people.

>>1449816
>>1449819
Woah dude. Calm your farm. Having sex with dudes is fun, new people every time and the "chase" is what makes it fun.

Nobody in this thread sees a stigma but you... you are the problem. Go fuck yourself you fuckboi cuck.

>>1449823
>straight people do the same
No, most don't. Most straight people(and lesbians) seek a monogamous relationship whereas most gay men seek more than 200 partners for some reason. No idea why it's so hard for you guys to stick to one person.

>>1449928
What do you care? Men are horny and want to fuck. It's pretty fuckin simple. If you don't, then don't. Oh, but I suppose that's the rub, isn't it? Kissless virgin?

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>>1449928
are you serious? straight people absolutely do the same. you've never visited a college campus before? Get fucked.

>>1449928
Best guess is a combination of the male sex drive and no real stigma on premarital sex, so gay and bi dudes just go crazy for dick

>>1449928
I tried really hard to stick to one person, but he decided to be bipolar and want nothing to do with me because he doesn't think he deserves it.

>>1449950

Pretty sure he isn't even getting rubs.

I mean, could you stand to be around him for the 30 seconds it would take him to shoot?

>>1449431
Yeah dude, I recently have came across this legit fucking 10 that is really romantic, he is really into me too, he's like 26 miles from me too but he's coming up to meet me sometime next week, not just for sex but for dates. I can't wait

>>1446979
>>1447111
I'm new to Grindr. Why should you do this?

>>1449973
Also being a twink that's into daddies I can get everyone I want :D

>>1448939
Gandalf. He the master Gayzard

>>1449974
Not one of the quoted ones - yes, do it.
You don't want some 50 yo stalker to 'magically' be everywhere you go.
Happened to me aswell.

Met my current boyfriend/daddy now almost three months ao, he's the best thing that has happened to me honesly

>>1449750
fuckin idiot

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>>1449974
This is somewhat related to my Grindr experience. I'm bisexual with a preference for women, and got on the app a couple of days ago. What I was looking for was an effeminate man to take on dates, cuddle and get lewd with. Within 24 hours I had over twenty messages, a mixed bag of old men, other gym enthusiasts who asked me to bottom and foreign guys. A day or so later my inbox was pumped up to 50 messages, and people started getting annoyed or rude because I hadn't answered them yet.

This especially applied to one guy, a rather ugly looking man in his thirties who turned out to only be 150 meters away, meaning that he lived on the next street. He just kept sending me messages, getting more and more personal and asking where I lived specifically until I blocked him.

I might get on the app again though, but it's a strange feeling being the subject of attention. Try it out and disable your distance :)

So I was looking for another twink who could blow me regularly and after trying for weeks I found one on Craigslist who was really cute and really wanted to be face fucked. met up near his house one night and he deepthroated me like a pro, and we didn't speak a word to each other, just endless sexting and him suggesting stupid roleplaying ideas. That was a year ago and since then he texts me to go throat fuck him every once in a while, last week I went a few times.

He's really weird and introverted so we didn't actually start having conversations in person before/after the face-fucking until this last month. Before that I found out his name by seeing his name tag when me and a friend went into a Subway he was working at, which was beyond awkward, I decided not to get anything cause him making my sandwich would have been the most we'd have talked in person up until that point.

The last time we met, a few days ago, he tells me he started doing cocaine to help numb his throat so he can do it better (he usually just smokes weed). So now I'm a little conflicted cause he's clearly messed up and idk if it's a good idea to be hooking up with someone snorting cocaine, but then again, it's nice to have some guy you can go face fuck frequently so I'm probably gonna keep seeing him.

>>1448901

You need to take the medicines. Ignore everyone who says otherwise. If you don't, you will in all likelihood get AIDS. Whether that's in two years or ten doesn't matter. When you do, you will end up looking like a Holocaust victim. You will get all sorts of illnesses all at once--serious and rare illnesses like horrifyingly ugly sarcomas that cover your skeletal frame.

Take the fucking medicine. It's not so bad to live with it now, and you never know it might be cured soon.

>>1449747
i don't think HIV kicks in that fast, and it won't usually show up in tests for a few months

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>reading this thread
>think back to fucking a twink who looked just like me
>i fucked him bareback

HOW FUCKED AM I

>>1450174

confirmed for AIDS

>>1450174
Just get a free testing for HIV at a clinic, I'm pretty sure it's free. If not, still get tested to be sure, best of luck and I hope you're alright.
This just goes out to everyone in this thread to be honest. Please be safe and always use a condom, it protects you and the other person

>>1450228

You can also buy a home HIV test at Walgreens or order one online

>Just took home HIV test
>Negative
>Freaking out quelled

Guess it really is just the flu shot fucking with me.

>log in on a whim during a couple hour break from work
>guy hits me up almost immediately
>sends face and dick pic
>kinda short, but pretty thick
>wanna suck it
>invite him over
>palms sweaty, nervous as hell
>he comes in, I ask him to lay on the bed
>pulls shorts down, hard already
>looks tasty, is tasty
>throat him, he cums within a minute
>tries to get him hard again, he's only 19
>no go, he leaves in a silent hurry
>blocked

Super discrete though. No names, just dick. He was in and out within 2 minutes. Didn't get my rocks off, but that's okay. 7/10, would get blocked again

>>1449235
I SECOND this

>>1449747
HIV testing is now accurate within the first month. But continued testing is highly recommended. Also, likely exposure to HIV orally is highly unlikely, especially since that region of our body is constantly exposed to oxygen.

So basically dont have gay sex or get a std?

>>1450339
No just wear a condom and know who you're dealing with desu

>>1450346
We can get STDs with condoms too.
Just get somebody trustable, with a high social status, sharing the same interests with you (looking for a boyfriend) and make sure both of you have high standards and life principles DESU

>>1450064

Maybe this is me white knighting a bit, but if you know where he works and what he's doing, maybe you should have a talk with him about the cocaine and try to get him some help.

>>1450374

When he brought it up he was really afraid of being judged, and he just wanted to ask me if I minded being around him if he was high (and I said I didn't care). It seems sort of inappropriate for me to try to 'help him,' we aren't exactly friends or anything, so he'd probably be annoyed if I seemed judgemental or tried to get involved in his personal life

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>be black
>live in pnw
>never get messages or responses
>mfw

>>1450396
I'm not a burger so I'm not sure where pnw is, but I'm assuming it's not in the middle of nowhere.

What's your body type? How did you make your profile? Perhaps if you upload a picture of it with the username blurred out we can help you.

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>>1450372
most STDs are eliminated by using condoms correctly.

I love grindr. I can see on my phone men who want to have sex nearby, it's like a fucking golden age for being gay. Grindr lets me know about gay dudes in my area which I otherwise wouldn't ever know about. I've met so many people and had so many great experiences from it. I don't have to go to a bar or do anything crazy for sex and there's so much availability.

Also I honestly can't believe all of this HIV bullshit in this thread. All you have to do is the bare minimum by wearing a fucking condom and you'll prevent most STI's like >>1449235 said. I have pretty much no sympathy for that shit.

After getting gonorrhea a few years back I started using condoms for oral too. It disgusts me how much flack I've gotten for doing that.

You should be wearing condoms and getting tested regularly if you're having sex. I even use condoms now with my bf for easier clean up/prevention of shit on our dicks just in case.

Grindr sucks in my mid-sized Canadian city, so it's usually useless and I've deleted it several times. but i still go back to it every once in a while because I'm sometimes able to find a great fuck buddy relationship from it, I've had several where I just fucked another university student in my car regularly until we just stop messaging each other eventually.

And whenever I go to a big city like Toronto for a conference I always have endless guys to choose from, I always get a flood of messages and I end up just blocking/ignoring most. Last time I went, I had like 4 young, hot guys come blow me in my hotel room over the course of the weekend

im meeting this one guy for coffee tomorrow, we've been talking through text on Grindr and on whatsapp, he seems really trust worthy. But after going through this thread, you have me worried about the whole aids thing

>>1450050
SPOOKY

>started using grindr about a year or so
>recommended by game app
>tomorrow's my off day, so I will just give it a try
>after an hour, a faceless guy text me, the one I pick randomly from the first 3 senders
>"no pic trading", he said
>set a meeting place that we agree on
>turned out to be my boss (in his 30s)
>awkward at first
>he's a divorcee and in paper process
>know this from workplace gossip and how he's kinda snapped at almost trivial things
>know he well that he's always busy (took a peek on his schedule once in a while)
>he recognized me (tfw a low wagecuck)
>could tell he's on his limit
>screw it, off we went to his home
>the exwife and kids were at her mom's home. basically he's alone
>noticed some furniture wrapped up
>get to the bedroom
>he took me by surprise, shoved me on the wall and started kiss and peck me
>his perverted tongue combined with his trimmed beard brushes along the way really did me
>our dicks gone diamonds
>exchange blows
>he loosened me up and fuck me raw
>no first time anal for me, again (second attempts on hookup)
>he cum inside me
>best pleasuring I ever had
>lays on the bed, cuddling
>suddenly he cried on my chest
>it must really hit him hard, judging from the tears
>shush him down and he fell asleep just like a baby
>I fell asleep after an hour or so staring at him and imagining things of what could've happened between them
>"but boss always looks happy with his family on company's family day"
>woke up in the morning, he still sleep soundly on my chest
>try to remove him but he woke up and smile at me
>what?
>kissed me on my cheek, said nothing but still smiling
>take turn for showers and we talk for hours in his dine room
>he thanked me to listen him and gave him the sex after quite a long time
>still never knew the real reason of the divorce but I'll let him opened himself someday.
>hugs before saying our goodbyes
>back at work, he looks better but still the usual him.
>after work, well on my off days, we did it again

>>1450451
cont
>sometimes he bring me on dinner

ever since that, I never logged into my grindr account because I have my boss. We're not officially dating or anything but we hang out when it's past office hour.
No, I won't ask him to promote me, that would leave me a bad taste. I hope the other coworker won't have any suspicion on us and gossip me as the third person. He assure me that I have nothing to do with his failed marriage but till this day, he won't tell the cause. It's better this way, I guess. I got his dick, he got mine. Happy ending? Nah. Tomorrows always a mystery.

>>1450407
>Grindr sucks in my mid-sized Canadian city

i am indian guy here in Newbury UK...one of the racist cities in UK :( .... in last 6 months, i have not got any single fuck buddy from this town.... these are so introvert & racist... i fed up

>>1450526
Maybe you should poo in loo instead of trying to hook up on grindr.

>>1449423
I am.
The level of poor education in this thread is outstanding

>>1446790
Wallowed my first load on there. Cool guy around my age, came over in 30 mins after talking. I sucked him, eat all of his cum, he ate me. Overall the best gay experience Ive had in my life.

>>1446790
>had sex 5 times
>all 5 times sponsored by Grindr
>always used protection

>>1449750
>this is how fags truly think

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Found this dude and i was drooling...wish he would respond to me

>>1450580
I had a buff Asian message me once.

I got a guy coming over tonight. I went to party city and bought a 6-pack of 15 fl. oz syringes.

I'm gonna use one to flush my insides.

Only cost 6 bucks.

I'm a genius.

>>1450580
Crazy how muscles can make anyone attractive

>>1450526
Maybe if you had proper grammar they would give you a chance ;)

Personally, I prefer guys that looks exactly like me. And i'm an ugly duckling 4/10 at best.
I hook up with some older fat guys just for fun sometimes too, they call me handsome but they lyin'.

>>1449488
Britfag detected

>>1448939
32 y.o. gay wizard here.
Yes, we exist although i'd hardly call it "living."
More like just drifting from day to day waiting for something to happen.

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Went for the first time, spoke to a guy other side of town we picked a quiet service road on the outskirts of town and he told me to wait for him after dark bent over a barrel under a bridge, he turned up slipped a rubber on on and slammed me hard for almost an hour and when he was about to cum he pulled the rubber off and shot all over my face. We meet up once a week for the past 2 years, never got a good look at his face or his name, never really spoke he always came naked and I was always waiting bent over for him

>>1448633
THIS

and you have incredibly shorter lifespans and will get sick frequently and the medicines are heavy

>Guy I was gonna hook up with tonight took benadryl and passed the fuck out
>Other guy messages me and wants me to go to a crowne plaza

Guess I'm using my hand tonight.

I'm still not sure how I'm going to get over the anger I feel for being given a horrible deadly disease. I'm honestly a good person and not a slut at all, I just seem to have the worst possible luck, I want to die, I feel like I'm permanently tainted and toxic now and no one will ever love me

Well then. I'm convinced to never download grindr

>>1450679
You aren't tainted, you just have it. People are just really afraid of getting it and mistakes happen. You aren't a bad person just because of it.

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>>1450657
i worked at a crowne plaza. grindr was a gold mine for finding dick. luckily i worked room service so it wasn't unusual for me to disappear for 10-15 minutes at a time. i once got tag teamed while working, a dick in each end is always the best. but i would get about 6 or 7 dicks a week

>>1450451
Cute :3333
And gave me a boner

>>1450527
another shitty racist talk now..

>>1450614
lol.. even the gays are started talking like girls... and why not, they are half girls, right?

>>1446845
Pics or it didn't happen

>>1450679
I live in a city in England which had a high profile HIV centre donated by Sir Elton John. Because of that, many men from all over came here seeking help. Since the arrival of retroviral drugs, AIDS has become a manageable condition and there is no reason to believe carriers will not enjoy the same life span as everyone else. I am personally acquainted with a number of men who were infected more than ten years ago and they are healthy and live good quality lives. Yes, it's something you could have done without but don't let it blight your life.

>not grindr, just an ordinary website to hook up and meet w guys
> chatting with guy , same age , same Story
> in relationship with a girl, looking for guys, want to Keep Things secret, bicurious
>chatting over 3 months, hard to find time, because of gf and no place to meet elsewhere
>also he is traveling a lot , cuz of work
>finaly , my gf left town for the Weekend
>ask guy to meet, he agrees to come over
>getting super nervous and horny
>I just had one a bj from a friend, nothing seríous, it was more out of curiosity (much younger)
>prepare everything
>guy delays
>still super nervous , drink wiskey to come down
>waiting
> guy Shows up
>sitting shyly on Couch, General talking
>wondering how to start, decided to go into bedroom and to undress
>do so
>cocks get hard
>his cock is much smaller, than mine…lol
>he start to suck me off
>feelsgood.jpg at first
> but guy is a bit clumsy, it almost hurt while he blows me – must be super horny that dude
>go 69
>start to suck him … ok…
>wait….what happen?
>my cock refuses to do his duty
>guy relazie it and even try to blow harder to get my cock back on track
>nothing
>what to do?
>excuse myself, seems that in my mind things were more horny, than in real
>offers him to fuck me, so that he´ll have at least some fun
>first time for me
>condom and lub rdy
>Things getting started
> he start to fuck me
>i like it, can handle his cock rly good (okay, not that big)
>rides me first slowy than more and more stiff
>cums after 2-3 minutes
>get dressed up. Start some Smalltalk
> i apologize again for my bad job
>guy leaves
> don´t know what to think about what happend a few minutes ago, at one side it was some nice experience at the other it seems that i´m not that much into cock as expected


Yep, that was my story …sorry for the bad language I´m not a native and still a bit drunk

It's too easy to stalk someone on grindr. I can literally find out the exact location where someone is at inside of their apartment/home, down to the room they're in.

I once caught this black guy sitting on my apartment stairs, a day later I saw him on grindr and realized he knew exactly where I lived.

Watch out. I would download "fake gps" and turn your "allow mock locations" on. Put your location somewhere else (in a public place) or else anyone can find out exactly where you live.

It doesn't even matter if you turn off your location on grindr someone can still find out exactly where you live.

>>1450982

I'm not cute enough to be stalked so I'm not worried

>>1450679
Did you do bareback with a weird/suspicious person?

>>1451148

No, and now I feel like I can never trust anyone again

>>1450966
>don´t know what to think about what happend

performance anxiety.
it happens to everyone.
just relax.
next time maybe it will be better when you are not so nervous.

>>1450982
>someone can still find out exactly where you live.

you know we used to have this thing called a "phone book" that listed the name, address and phone number of everyone in our town. somehow we all managed to survive.

>>1451288
You can, sure you have it now but the best thing you can do is to get on the treatment, and make sure you tell people you have it, It's not the end if the world just cause you have this. Stay strong

>>1447854
I've fucked in many a restroom... Get one one that's disabled/on a floor with low traffic.

>>1448087
there are antibiotic resistant strains of sphyilis

>>1450580
Trust me on this, if youre a top, it's like fucking a plank.
If youre a bot, he will not give you the best exp.
Choose a big guy with a hint of belly. Best cushion ever.

>>1451348
>trying to convince folks fat people are better fucks because they're more comfortable

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>>1451348
>it's like fucking a plank.

a warm, wet, bendy, muscular, moaning plank.

>>1451348
Yeah because being smothered in 200 lbs of greasy, sweaty fat is a much better experience than having a "plank" on top of you.

>>1451363
>>1451386
>seriously a fucking virgin
>aside from the defined ass, he prefers stiff muscle over fluffy dad bod type fats
>falling for overated skinny hot abs guy who actually not as good in sex as it looks like
>he thought I was talking about the obese ones, which is not
Why even live?

>>1451392
>pressing post on a comment this incoherent
>this triggered by the shocking fat that fit people are better at doing something physical (sex) than fat people

Gonna go and fuck some daddy some time next week, he had one of the biggest dicks I've ever seen. Would I be safe if I sucked him then did anal with a condom, I'm seriously stressed about HIV

>>1451393
What an appropriate typo. Fact*

>>1446972
or you could, you know, wear a fucking condom

>>1451392
its ok anon im one of those planks but I get what you mean. but really i've had good and bad sex with adonis guys and average guys and bearish guys so...good sex and fitness aren't correlated at all in my experience

>28yo guy texts me
>we exchange pics
>he's thirsty for my cock
>comes over
>i sniff poppers for the first time, get really horny
>he's a master at sucking dick
>we cum together
>nod at each other
>he leaves

Then I come to try and post this in 4chan but you have all given me extreme HIV anxiety now. From a blowjob.

>>1449750
This is why people don't like us
Go get hiv dude, then do a bunch of meth and don't eat so you'll die quickly

>>1449928
lol
You are a robot I take it?

>>1450929
Kill yourself

>>1450932
Go huff some more gas you nigger

>>1451417
Why? The odds of getting HIV from oral are extremely low.

>guy messages me
>has a nice cock
>ask for a face pic
>total butterface
>turned off instantly
>wait until he goes offline to block him

Now I feel bad.

>>1451447
Yeah I wouldn't worry too much about that because orally odds are low, but I understand why you're worried, this board gave me a scare and im a virgin lmao.
And I'm glad in a way because I was really uneducated about stds and risks

>>1451515
>>guy messages me
>>has a nice face
>>ask for a cock pic
>>total microdick
>>turned off instantly
>>wait until he goes offline to block him

>>1451516
I was educated too. I even had condoms the first time I had sex.

I just didn't use them because the idea of the guy Cumming in me was hot. I threw caution to the wind and lust took over.

Different guy btw.

>>1451515
This is probably what's going on with me, either that or my area is real cliquey and you gotta have a reputation to get the cute ones. I don't think I'm ugly anyways

Also had a bang lined up for tonight and the guy didn't come online all day. Getting frustrated

>>1451516
HIV, no.

Super-gonorrhea on the other hand...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2022642/breaking-bad-obsessed-social-worker-accused-of-grindr-murder-grated-victims-flesh-and-ate-it-with-chopsticks/
'CANNIBAL KILLER'
Breaking Bad-obsessed social worker accused of Grindr murder ‘grated victim’s flesh and ate it with chopsticks’
Stefano Brizzi , 50, told cops he 'thought he was getting away with it' after being found 'trying to dissolve PC Gordon Semple's body in acid'
By ELLIE FLYNN
21st October 2016, 1:05 pm
A SOCIAL worker who “strangled and dismembered” a cop he met on Grindr “grated his victim’s flesh from his bones before eating some with chopsticks”.

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Gonna get throatfucked by this guy tomorrow. He says he wants to make me gag. Any tips? What if I puke?

Will report back with story

>>1451546
that isnt going to make you gag

>>1451546

Doesn't look like you'll have too much trouble, but tips?
Don't eat or drink anything 2 to 4 hours before.
If you have to drink, drink only clear liquids.
Poppers can help a bit if you're into that.
Hand and mouth technique can make up for the lack of deep throat skill
Enjoy little fag.

Aight advice because we're on this topic and I don't how to greentext forgive me
Be me, young and horny as shit
At frends house, dad uses bathroom, wait about 10-15 mins I can't remember how long
Wow there's cum on the seat
I totally taste that shit, expecting to be great and hot
It was cold and gross
Instant regret after jacking off
I really don't want to go to test because I looked up several times that there's an extremely low chance I had any type of std sti, and I didn't get sick afterwards, but I wanted to puke because of what I did. Not proud of it at all but should I be worried. His dad was a good husband btw.

>>1450526
The most aggressive and rude grider users I have ever encountered were Indians in Seattle.

>>1449734
thank you for your stupid %ages you queer really needed your imput
>s a g e d

I'm 24 year old top, not ugly, decent toned and light body and a good looking 7.5'' dick but new to this game

How do I get the cute teens and kinky early twenties?

>>1451544
Man Allegedly Strangled, Dismembered, Eaten with Chopsticks by Grindr Date

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/10/21/man-allegedly-strangled-dismembered-eaten-with-chopsticks-by-grindr-date/

>>1451830

have good pics and be able to chat without coming across as an axe murderer.

telling them you have weed (if you do) helps.

Protip: Don't put "clean" in your profile, it's a homing missile for degenerates to seek you out and poz you because they're triggered by that word (makes them feel like they're "dirty")

>>1451288
how did you get hiv then?
my bf is undetectable and i havent caught it.

>middle aged guy sends me his disgusting pics
>one of his fat ass with a load in it
>tell him that's vile
>he responds with a picture of himself smeared in faeces

Does conversion therapy work?

I may have spaghetti'd.

Invited a guy over because he was cute in his profile pic.
He arrives and discover that he MySpace-angled the shit out of that picture.
He's alright I guess, but not the hotty I was expecting.
Haven't had lunch so ask him if he wants to go out and get some food.
Says he already ate.
Ok. How about we watch a movie?
He says sure.
After about 30 minutes he asks to use my bathroom.
I lead him to it and he states that he really likes my bed.
Hey thanks, I like it too. It's really comfy.
Go back to couch and resume movie when he gets back.
He tells me he has to give pick up his nephew from school about 3/4's through the movie.
K. See him out.

Pretty sure he blocked me after.

I probly woulda let him fuck me after the movie. No big loss really, because like I said he wasn't that great looking, but I'm pretty sure I spaghetti'd a little anyway.

>last night
>meet 18 year old blonde twink
>super hot, hosted him at my place
>swapped head, made out, fucked him 3 times
passed out together
>let him fuck me in the morning

>>1452641

Yeah I went for a hookup once and the guy literally built an IKEA table in front of me while I sat there and waited with dick in hand. A hookup is a hookup not a date. Skip to the fucking part or it becomes incredibly awkward and frustrating

>>1452696
please pictures and elaborate otherwise what's the point

>be me
>had sex
>was good
like share rate comment

>>1452641
>sex hookup
>"do you want to watch a movie"
You're just a retard

>>1448770
>ugly picture
>implying qtpie isn't hot as fuck

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>>1449928
um pic related. straight guys most definitely have rampant and unprotected sex.

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Best hook up I ever had on grindr
>be me 22 year old college kid
>bi curious had been with 2 other guys at this point
>learn about grindr
>make profile drunk one night at 1am
>find guy named garrett, hes 19, total Otter
>hes a server at a TGI fridays near my house, was getting off at 2am
>swap pics, swap numbers
>he comes over at 2:30am
>brought a bottle of wine and a blunt
>we smoke and drink naked in my bed while making out
>jerk and suck each other off to completion
>smoke again and make out
>eventually he gets on all 4 and asks me to fuck him
>end up fucking for about 45 minutes
>pull out and bust all over his stomach
>end up fucking again in the shower before he leaves this time bare
>end up fucking like 8 more times before his GF found out

>>1447351
Dick pics?