hello plz provide shawn mendes tiem

Ugly and can't sing. SAGE.

>>1445224
kys

>>1445224
gtfo

>>1445201
He doesn't even write his own songs.

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A bunch of shirtless pics from a Magazine spread he did just got released!

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He’s cute as fucking hell

>>1445201
adorable

why are there troy sylvan threads when this guy exists?

>>1446020
Ugh, that upper right picture. I want to hate-facefuck him - slap his face with my cock, then choke him on it.

>>1446111
because troye is gay and looks even younger. but i like shawn much better and he's probably gay too. fingers crossed he'll come out some day

>>1446125
Thanks - just had a furious wank

>>1445256
Not every singer is also a writer and vice-versa. Those are separate talents, believe it or not.

>>1446159

He's hot as fuck but he isn't a good musician at all.

If you listen to him you are a certified pleb.

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>>1446287
>implying that taste in music isn't completely and utterly subjective

>>1446287
I've never heard his music. I was simply addressing the idea that not writing your own songs makes you a bad singer.

>>1446159
Yeah, but his whole image is him being the sensitive teenager with a guitar. It's misleading.

>>1446022
Mmm, feet. More like this pls

>>1445201
Who is he? Seriously.

who is this average looking bloke?

>>1446391
Damn not bad, we got this far into the thread before we hit the required insecure neckbeard "I don't even see why they're attractive" post

>>1446412
>>1446414
hahaha thank you for these

>>1446414
Fucking smeagol on the left.

Dude has some ugly ass fans.

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Since when did he get so fit?

>>1446521
Exercise.

He is so fucking cute *--*

>>1446381
he is a famous singer from the united states.

>>1446581
Canada,

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Mesmerized by interviewer

>>1446608
Yeah totally. He's looking at the guy so he's completely and utterly charmed and no longer has free will due to his insatiable cocklust

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>>1446518
They aren't "ugly", but average looking. He's just so beautiful that he makes everyone else look ugly.

>>1446509
I love the way he looks here, so bright and angelic, makes the other guy look like a piece of shit.

HOW does he do it, I don't understand !!!!

>>1446625
> makes the other guy look like a piece of shit
> happens to be a black guy

>>1446627
I wish I was white.

>And any [GUY/GIRL] like you deserves a gentleman

he purposefully says it ambiguously because he's a queer

>>1446632
He says girl in the song. Shawn Mendez isn't gay no matter how much we all wish it, just like every other celebrity crush

>>1446584
Why does he look like a preppy mexican if he is from canada?

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>>1446020
>>1446021
>>1446022
>>1446023
>>1446024
>>1446025

Vogue why you do this

As a respected magazine they have access to professional photographers, stylists and make up artists, great locations and lightning, professional retouching and a big budget. And even all these professionals can't make anything out of this 'model'.

Technically the pictures are good but his features are lacking. It all comes down to bone structure. Putting Shawn Mendez in a photo shoot as if he is some kind of high fashion model only emphasizes he is not cut out for it at all.

>>1446663
Because his dad is Portuguese, hence the name "Mendes"

>>1446648

Normally I agree with you that the wishful gay thinking is almost always just projecting, but Shawn Mendez is the exception. Watch any interview with him - he's clearly closeted.

>>1446712
https://youtu.be/QapAH6MOxY4

He just seems like some guy who has a whiny American voice, who uses that to sing, and has genes that make him look cute and not masculine. And I mean he is 15 in this so his balls might've dropped. And he says

>Had my eye on a couple of girls

I mean so did I when I was 15 but who knows

>>1446648
>>1446712
yeah i'm not the kind to point to every cute celeb and claim they're gay, and i don't think the photos of him posing with male fans (he has to) or cameron (that's just how cameron is) prove anything definitively, but... he is swishy as hell in interviews

one example: https://vine.co/v/M2Q2ZrxXnYI

>>1446715
holy shit the shade that lady throws on nash and cameron (4:00) is amazing

He's gorgeous and any of you pervs would fuck him in a heartbeat . Lets not pretend otherwise

https://youtu.be/EFAZtV30snY

>>1446733
oh honey, we don't think it's a bad thing

>>1446733
easiest way to tell someone is BI or gay, they get all up in arms when you suggest gayness in any way. if he really wasnt gay at all he wouldnt care, as he said 99% to 1%

>>1446756
im pretty sure that logic only applies if the persons being really homophobic... just responding to being called gay in a slur context isn't the same thing.

>>1446765
going through the comments of that video and (not like they're a credible source of info) they say not many called him gay in a "bad" way just said oh hes gay

>>1446765
I dont think people were using it as a slur, they were just speculating in the way that they do on the video of almost every young teen singer/personality/youtuber, whatever. Most of them dont feel the need to post a vid in all caps refuting it

>>1446767
He didnt make the video he just snapchat'd it and some fan has made it I think

>>1446767
but we can only take the response in the context he gives it to us in. so when he mentions ppl using gay as a slur and critiques that, you can't undermine his premise because it's his own personal experience.

>>1446768
Cant snapchat a vid that long and regardless of how he put it out my opinion stands, you can think whatever you want of it

>>1446770
>so when he mentions ppl using gay as a slur and critiques that, you can't undermine his premise because it's his own personal experience.
>wedging in as many sophisticated words as possible whether theyre appropriate or not
Better grammar =/= more right
See above post, in my experience celebs who have openly said they weren't gay were usually the ones who ended up being photographed with male escorts and following that logic I say the same here, he also may be straight and insecure, who knows, but I think what I do and youre allowed to as well so dont feel the need to argue in his defense

>>1446772
it was a series of snaps, hence the weird cuts. come on

>>1446777
Idk I dont use snapchat, doesnt change the point of it though

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>>1446773
so you don't see the arrogance in applying what you see from other people onto him, even though theirs a strictly a personal component?

that's equivalent of someone saying "no, they said this [x]" in response to someone saying "[x] said [x] to me", forgetting the fact that this is something completely outside of their knowledge regardless of how many times they've seen a similar circumstance play out.

>>1446782
Lmao what a perfect gif for that comment

Yes, what you just described is called an opinion, retard, you're allowed to have them. Jesus what has 4chan become

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He has said he had a girlfriend and has hooked up with girls in the past. I mean who wouldn't right?

>>1446800
So did my last BF. Just sayin.

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>>1446792

wats the opinion that i presented though? it's a fact that the anon doesn't know what the posts that shawn mentioned actually meant. you don't get to redefine what someone tells you they heard considering you weren't around to hear it, ergo it would be complete conjecture on your part. it really isn't that hard of a concept to grasp.

>>1446816
>wats the opinion that i presented though?
>showing you fundamentally didn't understand the comment right off the bat
Thank you for sparing me having to read the rest of your drivel. How someone could be so argumentative about someone thinking a celeb is gay on a gay porn board I have no idea; people with nothing happening in their lives so they need to create shit I guess.

>>1446819
It would spoil his fantasy if Shawn were gay. Some people literally can't handle different perspectives on anything, no matter how much you admit their opinion is valid. It's a shame.

>>1446733
>it shouldn't make a difference
>not that I have a problem with it
Ugh.
Guy should just be pretty and not meddle in affairs that aren't his.

>>1446414
There must always be a ripped god next to Satan's anal spawn, smfh.

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>>1446819
well if ur gonna troll at least be sincere about it. this is fawchan, no shame in ur game over here m80.

>>1446821
thats a pretty laughable thing to say considering the majority of the he's gay accusations come from fantasy lol.

>>1446826
Fantasy? Lmao, you delusional queens make me laugh sometime. Read back in the comments before you talk.

>>1446825
>omg how dare u think my bby love is a fgt like me
>that pic
Yuck, plz kys, no more celeb obsessed do-nothing weebs in the gene pool plz

>>1446833
hmm, this cognitive dissonance is pretty intriguing desu. i could careless for shawn. at best hes a slightly above average white boy that can sing a little. pointing out a fault in what someone says doesn't mean im caping for another person. only children would adopt such a way of thinking.

>>1446835
>cognitive dissonance
Ya gotta know what that means before you throw it out there, and I thought you were your gif posting counterpart, apparently youre just a random shit talker. I could care less about shawn too which is why i speculated he might be gay based on the vid that was posted, some triggered anon came out of the woodwork to dismiss that idea and then I get called for trolling lmao. Also try being less pretentious and condescending in your comments and people might respond to them more

>>1446826
Majority? The whole point is we don't know what people are really thinking. It's as likely they're fantasizing as it is they're picking up on the obvious cues. Just like it's equally possible you fetishize the idea he might be straight, or just take him at his word and fiercely defend the idea that he was being honest.

>>1446836
instead of just accusing me of using it wrongly. why not show how?

im the anon arguing that if shawn mendes says he's referring to the comments that use gay as a slur towards him, we don't get to shift the reality of that personal experience of his to fit the narrative of "they weren't using it as a slur, but something else". simply because it would be complete conjecture.

i really dont see why this such a hard thing for u guys to digest. and writing "simply" has no more merit then writing in a "complex" manner so whatever baggage anyone want's to pin on my writing, then that's on them.

>>1446838
true. i hope this is a different anon to the one that post was in response to considering they are guilty of the exact same thing.

>>1446842
Yeah thats not me, theres more than a few of us (a fucking ton if you look at any of his videos like someone else said earlier on) that think its not outside the realm of possibility that hes gay

>>1446841
Cognitive dissonance means you hold two views that contradict each other and nowhere in any of my posts did i contradict myself, you just wanted to sound smart. like you did in this last comment. "shift the reality of that personal experience" please, it's called perspective, asshat.

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>>1446849
wrong it doesn't mean opposite, but conflicting. nice try though.

ok let me try to dumb this down as simply possible. since you made the claim that the people that he's referring to are saying something other than what he understood, prove it. the burden of proof is on u. and since im so completely and utterly wrong, it should be easy to prove right?

i'll be waiting.

>>1446853
Is this guy serious? Does he know conflicting and contradicting are the same? Or is he trolling? The weird frog thing makes me think he's trolling.

>>1446853
Not the same anon, but you're asking him to prove the intentions of other people's comments at large beyond his reasoning and personal perception (an impossible task) while simultaneously taking Shawn's word for it when he shares his perceptions without "proof"?

>>1446853
lmao wtf

>>1446855
I think he was serious before and now that he feels hes losing he starts trollin, typical 4chan garbage

>>1446853
This is such a hilariously dumb and trollish comment Id feel gross responding to the content. Keep on pepeing it up though lmao. The self awareness...

>>1446855
I dunno where he got the word opposite, but he seems a little desperate to shoot ya down at this point. I think the answer is as simple as: no one objectively knows. We just have our personal perceptions and rationale, but nothing solid. Celebrity gossip should not be taken this seriously.

>>1446861
thats not me but yeah, the fact that he got so worked up to one "he might be gay" comment to the point where he started trolling shows me he takes this way too seriously, in one context or another.

Some people are obsessive about their celebs though and view any perceived negative criticism and personal attacks so idk, maybe he's just another unstable celeb follower and he was being serious there.

>>1446856
anon here and i made a major derp in regards to the use of cognitive dissonance. i hope my senpais can forgive me desu.

BUT. the thing is it's not just shawns "perception". shawn was referring to specific comments, ones that were seemingly inherently homophobic. so if he's seeing posts like "haha he is so gay, wat a fag lol" or anything else along those line, how does that leave any room for someone to say that person wasn't being homophobic?

now if shawn were to originally just be referring to any comments that were caling him gay in a more general sense and not homophobic then id be inclined to agree with u.

>>1446862
>criticism and personal attacks
*as fuck 4chan on phones

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>>1446862
>misconstruing my intent like this

im legit rustled u think im this invested in a celebrity and aren't just doing it because im bored and want to debate desu.

>>1446863
Thank you for instantly proving me right with this comment. Seek help, and a boyfriend.

>>1446866
>just doing it because im bored and want to debate desu.
Thats even sadder desu, at least with a celebrity theres something sexual involved so you can kinda get it. GL w/ your 4chan debating tho im gonna go live my life

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>>1446868
>>1446869
shame is what u make of it. dont let society shackle u into behaving a certain way desu

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tf is going on in here? post shawn pics

>>1447142
Hot

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>>1446667
agreed! Vogue could have done so much better. these just look like ads for some fast fashion brand. Wish they shot him like how Andrew Garfield was shot in another Vogue issue (image related)

Here's some more: http://www.thefashionisto.com/andrew-garfield-2016-cover-photo-shoot-luomo-vogue/

>>1447505
what age is he in this photograph?

>faggots go off on some retarded tangent
If you took part in the past 30-70 posts writting walls you're the reason society will always hate gays.

Saged because all of you deserve aids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNA14GJ1WFg

>>1446717
>he is swishy as hell in interviews
No hes not and you posted the worst possible example. Hes clearly joking

>>1448240
Try this one at the 1:40 mark. Gay vibes all around. Love it.

https://youtu.be/iSB9dvU2rpI

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>>1448243
1:40? The bit where he starts talking about marrying a girl?

>>1448243
>gay vibes

sigh. this is why we cant have nice things.

>>1448257
LOL its you again

>>1447334
Vogue could not have done much better because shawn does not have a good face. Andrew's face is way better, more interesting.

It just takes a certain kind of face to make shoots like this work.

>>1448283
who?

>>1448257
Because nice things are definitely straight? Tut tut.

>>1446555
Thats not an answer to that question, fatass

Well, you've done it /hm/, thank you. As if I needed yet another crush on an adorable pop singer. And this one raises the bar in adorableness.

Fuck, I'm listening to his songs on a loop now. How can one not be weak in the knees for his voice?

>>1448247
>talking about marrying a girl
actually he kept saying "someone" and didn't mention a girl at all

>>1448470
"mercy" is catchy as hell

>>1448343
swing and miss desu

>>1448470
>How can one not be weak in the knees for his voice?
Cause voices like that are a dime a dozen these days?

See: The Voice, X Factor, American Idol, random guys on Youtube, etc.

Probably the whitest guy ever named Mendes.

>>1449177
he is in fact portouguese

>>1446339
There are objective standards of quality in music, as in all art forms. We can objectively say farting into a kazoo is bad and a Beethoven symphony is good. Your line of thinking devalues true artistic merit by opening the door to any hack with an opinion.

>>1449187
no there isn't? like u are completely talking out of ur ass lol. but im curious as to what u think this objective standard is? post it pls.

>>1448243
HE IS SO GAY
and boring

>>1448563
Yes and no... There is a certain awkwardness and nasality I love in his voice (and others'). This is one of my turn-ons in guys.

>>1449187
But the standards you go by for something being objectively good are man made. So why is one person's standard more valid than another's?
At best we can come to an agreed standard, but not one which is more valid than someone else's. No matter how absurd that other standard is.
There is such a thing as objective skill but not quality, since quality depends on which standard you're measuring it against. It objectively takes more skill to create hyper realistic art than it does to draw an imperfect, half assed line, but neither can be objectively better than the other unless you're measuring and comparing both against a standard.

>>1449187
this is not objective (if it were, the standards could be written out and each piece of music could be graded exactly the same by multiple judges), it's just widely agreed upon

>>1449187
>>1449201
>>1449242
>>1449260
Stop and post Mendes pics or go to /mu/

>>1448478
Favorite song is Show You though

He is A++ boyfriend material

https://twitter.com/austinebrae_rn/status/712862391281836036

>>1449289
I don't know if we're trying to make this come across as real, but this is fake and just a guy who looks a lot like him.

I dunno about you guys, but when I record videos of myself masterbating, I have someone professionally film me with an actual film camera and make sure the camera angles are on point.

>>1446625
no theyre actually ugly.

>>1447142
where's this from???

>>1446648
Well, two of my main celebrity crushes are gay... Olly Alexander and Troye Sivan. But I'm sure one day shawn will assume his bisexuality

>>1449391
Treat You Better music video, I believe.

>>1446625
Why do they look so much like manlets?

>>1449357
Yeah that's hella old. Either Ajay or Mickey from Fratpad. One of em now goes by KC.

>>1449418
>bisexuality
I hope he isn't or I'll die of jealousy, although at the same time that would be nice for bisexs to have a little more representation

>>1446287
honestly he is good at singing and writing songs. You might be forgetting that he's targeting a young audience.

>>1446715
he's Canadian and has a Canadian accent but i guesssssss

>>1449666
>even bothering responding to someone who still buys into the "my music is superior xD" meme

>>1449666
>writing songs

see
>>1445256

>>1449706
Actually he does now (and has reported it's difficult).

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Are we just gonna ignore the fact this kid is hung like a freaking horse?!?

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>>1449736
6’2”, Fit, Cute & Hung.

How?!?

>>1449736
we're gonna ignore the fact that you're a desperate fuck. that's not his dick print

>>1449738
Bitch, what else could it be. Trousers don’t fall like that on their own

>>1449740
nigga stop being desperate. his hand is in his pocket and the fabric is being stretched

>>1449736
literally shaking at how sloppy photoshoppers are these days
maybe i should be more shook at the fact people think faking dick prints in pants is difficult

>>1449736
>>1449737
I also think that's a shop but the 6'2", fit, and cute still hold.

People like him who win big time at the genetic lottery make me mad jelly

(Also chances are he may very well be hung indeed)

>>1449939
whats mad jelly?

>>1450035
seeing a man that hot turns him into a furious syrup treat.

crazy jealous

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>>1450035
that's me

>>1450037
wait what??? Wat r u sayin. i believe u need to add some words.

>>1450046
>wat r u sayin
>lmao
nah you just need to learn to read.
mad jelly = crazy jealous
the first was a tongue in cheek comment

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I need him inside me

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>>1450158

>>1450159
Awwww!

>>1450159
Bite that pillow boy

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Fuck man if I could go back to the day of when I met him I would.

>>1450274
any more details or pics? his body is looking great there...

>>1448243
I suck at reading people, and my gaydar sucks, but I can read him like a book. Gay as fuck.

That "I'm straight" video is going to make it a lot more difficult for when he makes the inevitable "I'm actually bi lol" video.

>>1450391
Wishful thinking. All I got from this video was "British", which is funny cause he's not really. But then I suppose Canadians are the Brits of North America.

>>1450391
lmao u severely underestimate how fucking "gay" canadians are - plenty of high pitched wrist flapping straight canadians

>>1450528
I need to emigrate to this country

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>>1448243
Look at this handsome strong str8 man

>>1450549
do it toronto/montreal/vancouver are waiting for u

>>1448243
I don't think hes gay. I think hes just a bit of like those kind of shy and a bit girly i guess guys? Hes not giving me any gayish vibes at all. Maybe its just me? Maybe not?

>>1449210
Yeah... sadly hes boring... sigh

>thread divulges into shitposting and no pictures again
GIVE THEM ALL AIDS

>>1450665
Kind of shy and a bit girly are the telltale signs of the average gay man. Do you guys literally have to see him with a cock in his mouth to figure it out?

>>1450805
As you shitpost with no pictures? STFU.

>>1450815
No just him saying he's gay would be enough
Although I wouldn't mind the pic you're talking about

>>1450815
you do realize that metrosexuals exist
you do realize that sexuality isn't exclusively determined by behavior characteristics

seeing someone "shy" and "girly" != gay
thinking such is just a highlight of how absolutely sheltered a life you've been living where straight men are only these really macho characters.

you can feel free to think he's gay, and people can feel free to not think so, the entire debate of whether he is/isn't is so fucking foolish, your life isnt made better by being right, you're still just a shitposter on hm. either enjoy the fucking pics, or dont - its that simple

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>>1450816
he politely saged and so will i because this community is small but of the few here there are too many chatty bitches that ruin everything,

>>1451049
I want to believe these are Shawn Mendes's briefs

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Someone send this thread link to Shawn.

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>>1451093
It might prompt another video, don't

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>>1451099
Thats why send him this thread link

I'm pretty sure nobody would feel honored in being the subject of a thread on 4chan

(except Brandon)

>>1451211
And those Tumblr and Reddit Camwhores who shamelessly self-promote their desperate photosets here. Aang Banged anybody? Last year even /hm/ couldn't escape his epidemic of attention starved selfies.

>>1451215
I don't remember that particular one. Was probably away from /hm/ at that time.

i'd rim his ass so bad he'll get a rash.

>>1451215
Aangbanged didnt start the thread you dumb fucking nutjob

>>1451792
hi aang!
:D

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sudden josh farro!

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>>1452073
GTFO