Tom Brady General

>>1437975
>this level of white mediocrity

do better pls.

>>1438026
>complaining about the most attractive color of the rainbow
this is how i kno ur not white

That's it?...

lame & boring

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Wow it's fucking nothing

if you want to see his dick just watch bronson or something, the only hot tom hardy pictures are those chavvy ones from his myspace or whatever

>>1437976
Ffffuck I want to eat that ass badly

>>1438191
Tom Brady =/= Tom Hardy

How retarded can you be?

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>>1438191

no dick?! damn

>>1437976
You will never bury your face into his freshly cleaned ass.
>wel

>>1437976
dat buttski

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>>1438112
>current year
>white people hot

>>>/pol/ is that way

Is that it tho

>>1438026
He is a living legend. I'm straight but came here for his nudes. His big bare blindingly white ass is a total fuck you to all the haters who support loser teams.

>>1438401
girl how did u interject football in a thread about a naked man. tf?

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>>1438024
all you can really see is maybe a nut sack and partial dick and the fact that he completely shaves his pubes

>>1437976
I want to lick that ass fuck

Damn that white boy is pretty.

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daily reminder that tom brady is the standard for american male beauty

praise the god

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There's the head.

>>1438630
he is so fucking average it's astounding lmao. literally any random gay in west hollywood.

>>1438630
He's got the most lickable skin I've ever seen.

>>1438026
>niggerlovers on 4chan
When did this happen?

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>>1438630
He gives me hope desu

>>1438280
>>>/reddit/

>>1438661
That you can lose weight? Sure!

>>1438649
id love to see the lineup of pathetic faggots who have had the misfortune of having sex with you

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>>1438649
>this is average
>ever

kill yourself faggot

>>1438640

That fucking better not be it

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>>1438684
>a slightly square jaw
>tall
>somewhat lean looking

please tell me what in gods name is so exceptional about this?

>>1438753

he's a professional athlete so he knows how to fuck.
he's rich.
he's tall and handsome and masculine.

literally the definition of exceptional in nearly every way.

>>1438753
You cant be serious. If you cant see how people find him incredibly attractive youre either full of shit or one of those horrid, disgusting neckbeards who rates all gorgeous people 4/10 to make yourself feel better.

>>1438649
An average weho queer isn't a Super Bowl generating machine married to a smokin Brazilian sitting on a mountain of cash. It's not just one thing with him that puts him in elite territory.

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>>1438753
I'd have to agree. Hes not ugly though. The people calling him exceptional....are you fucking serious?? His skills, hell yeah? Him compared to thousands of other football beef studs? No.

Ironically, everything listed in >>1438757
is what makes him NOT exceptional since about every other athlete has the same things. Pic related is an example of an exceptionally attractive guy, Tom is as basic as it gets. All you'd have to do is google "hot football player" to find likewise. The definition? You anons are extremely delusional.

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>>1438905
Justice Joslin by the way.

>>1438905
I didn't call him exceptional but I think he's worthy of it. In his case it's one of those the sum being greater than the parts. He is good looking with a solid body. His domination of his sport gains adulation and respect from guys regardless of straight or gay. Yes there are other athletes with money but there are few who perform at that level. That adds to his attraction for me. In the same way powerful men are attractive to women. I think it's difficult to just judge him on looks. Add the super model wife into the mix and dash of celebrity and he becomes even more desirable. But he's not for everyone. You could be a jets fan for all I know.

>All these salty superficial queens

No wonder fags either die lonely or they lonely but with aids.

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>>1438024
why even

>Nudes
>No shot of his exposed crotch

Does this even count as anything? I mean a picture of him in a speedo would have been more revealing wtf?

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>Literally the blandest, most generic white guy face of all time
>Ass is nothing special
>No full frontal shots

>>1438913
God you're such a faggot

>>1438959
We did get to see his lilly white ass. It's something.

Do you think gisele eats his ass? What a waste if she's not

>>1438757
>>1438856
im sorry but did his career achievements suddenly condense in to a physical form of a hot guy with a huge penis and great ass?

by that logic mark zuckerberg is a 10/10.

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ITT: a bunch of 3s calling a 9 a 5

I'm sure he's crying while he bangs his supermodel wife and goes to photoshoots where he's basically getting paid to be a very good looking man.

>>1439413
I'd agree with you if it were true.

hm has turned to shit. I prefered the fake incest stories, decent porn threads and godly sauce ones over the more recent ones. All that happens here now are thirsty fags treating basic ass guys like 10s just cause they're celebrities. Y'all fags are worse than 14 y/o girls now.

>>1439432
This, tom is the most generic looking white dude ever and fags are still losing their shit over anyone not thinking hes an 11/10

>>1439413
He fulfills my football jock fantasy of calling me faggot and then jacking him off while we french kiss.

USA USA USA

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>>1439432
I'd agree with you if he wasn't 6'4, has a football players body, symmetrical face, square jaw, thick hair, deep voice.. the list of things that makes him not basic just goes on... And before you play the "muh subjectivity" card, everything I have stated is basically widely regarded as objective standards for male attractiveness. Newsflash, dude. Most celebrities ARE attractive. That's why everyone fucking looks at them.

Idk, maybe you have shit taste its not really my issue but I feel like you should at least be notified.

Pic related is what a "generic white guy" looks like.

>>1438684
Looks pretty average to me

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>>1439476

it's cool that you can settle for generic, but don't make him out to be something he's not

>>1439476
>generic white guy is hotter than 99% of other folk

u mad, shitkins?

>>1439432

Spotted the shitskin

oh look, another boring white guy thread. let me pretend to be excited about his boring nudes. "Yay, another average looking white guy, with an average penis...I'll put him next to my justin bieber nudes"

>inb4 triggered cumskins

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>>1439484
>>1439488
If anyone is mad it's the people that call others shitskins for not having the same bland straight jock fantasies as them

>>1439165
Zuckerberg is below average in looks and physique. Well above in intelligence and wealth. He does have a celebrity factor. It depends on how your taste weights things. It is a little silly to try and strip elite people of what makes them elite and try to judge them solely on one thing. Are there better looking guys than Brady? For sure. But it's the constellation of his combined qualities that puts him on a pedestal.

when and why did we allow so many black people on 4chan? go away, fags. Everyone knows that the most basic white dude blows most others out the water.. Not saying that Tom Brady is basic because he's well above average, but damn it's so obvious most of you are salty ass black/hispanic guys over people expressing interest in a celebrity football player..

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>>1439482
how is he making him out to be something he's not when he described physical attributes that are 100% objective? That's like saying "Nope, you're making him out to be tall when he's not" but he's 6'4 which is well above average.. The delusion is strong with this one.

this entire thread is "stop liking things that I don't like!!"

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>>1439624
His height is the only excepcional thing about him

>the delusion ia strong in this one
>thia entire thread is "stop liking things I don't like"

The Irony

>>1439639
I believe he also said

>"football players body, symmetrical face, square jaw, thick hair, deep voice.. the list goes on"

but ya, nice try.

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>>1439652
Yeah, a generic bland jock fantasy and it's cool that you're into that but don't be so defensive when others aren't into it, makes you seem butthurt

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>>1439660
how are you trying to high-horse anyone when this thread is dedicated to what you don't like, yet you continue to comment "yawn, boring white male".. You don't see how that makes YOU look defensive and bitter faggot?

the irony... it's too much

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>>1439662
I said that it's cool that people are into that and that i'm not into because it's generic, you know an opinion I'm allowed to have one, you're the one losing their shit over someone whos opinion doesn't mirror yours exactly

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>>1439668
damn I wish I had enough time on my hands to go to every thread on this board and comment on what I don't like... Must be great to be doing absolutely nothing else in life.

just gonna leave this picture here again because it's too relevant

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>>1439670
Same

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>hes average, anon
>n-niggers! you're all niggers! S-shitskins he's hot I swear!

wew lad. neo /hm/ everybody

ITT: people who got politely rejected by a white guy

>>1439681
>this much projecting

The damage control, he's fucking average and you don't have to be a nigger to see that

Only his strong jaw makes him a least a 7. His face doesn't have any major flaws and his height is also a plus. He should be at least an 8 in anybody's book. Definitely not average.

>>1439624
>Hey, anon. You want me to throw this bitch out on the street and you come over here on my lap?

How about everyone stop being so pathetic and move on. Tom Brady fans, enjoy the pics. You don't have to defend your interests to anybody. Ignore them.

People who find Tom Brady painfully average, hide the thread and post in one you like. Or, hell, start your own. Don't come in here and shitpost.

Grow the fuck up, people.

>>1439880
Your post is an example of what you're protesting.