>>1426012
Why would you do that to the master sword?
>>1426008
Even if I did want to sleep with him, I wouldn't. Fucking playing a white/blue control deck. What a cuck.
>>1426067
>Fucking playing a white/blue control deck.
>red/green players being mad
>>1426026
what video is this?
>>1426067
blue control is the best
im a white/red aggro player myself
>>1426113
colby keller in the xmen porn parody. I swear to god these things are absolutely hilarious. I don't understand how anyone can jerk off to this without bursting into laughter.
>>1426067
more of him please :)
>>1426008
An anon uploaded two pics here once and I made him a gif out of it.
>>1426008
I, too, get turned on by magic: the gathering
>>1426166
that's disturbing
>>1426166
this is awful
>>1426012
hot. two nice swords :)
>>1426291
If I could have a guy like this who just liked to play video games and get blowjobs, life would be perfect.
>>1426014
Those legs
>>1426295
:)
>>1426008
Hey have any more of you (; ?
>>1426067
glad i'm not the only one! haha
>>1426295
come to new york
>>1426342
You made a two pic gif on one of 4chans most toxic boards, what do you expect
>>1426295
This board is about fantasy; I'm not sure you realize what gamers in real life look like.
>>1426350
You must have missed the pro gamer thread, like 75% of them were 7/10 and up
>>1426350
Not really, "gaming" is common as shit nowadays.
>>1426008
any more of this guy? ^_^
there was a 2nd part to this but it seems they took it down :( shame cause it was hot.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55cbcca2c58f3
>>1426342
Holy shit that's some high level autism you got there buddy.
If you want to share your disturbing gross porn I suggest you take it I to /b/ or /soc/ where it can properly get ridiculed.
>>1426661
>LoL
He's a faggot alright.
>>1426012
Zelda fans be like
>>1426350
To be honest would be nice to suck his dick and make him cum prematurely.
>>1426660
from?
>>1426350
I'm a gamer and look like a skinny straight dude, senpai. I just want another person like me.
>>1426013
More of this guy?
>>1426832
Same
>>1426008
Any of gay guys playing video games, while stopping for a moment to makeout, jerk the other off, or suck the other off while he plays?
>>1426013
Is that Ian Levine? I remember him dressing up like Deadpool.
>>1426292
That's Trevor Knight.
>>1426814
Looks like he's supposed to be Goro from one of the Suikoden games.
>>1426012
>>1427015
Better version
>>1426814
Maybe Azuma from Naruto
Does fanart count?
Here you go
>>1426295
Me <3
>>1426342
I loved it, honestly!
>>1426008
what a fucking casual guy's deck is shit
>>1427028
Gods in heavens!! Love it. Do me please?
>>1426350
If it weren't for him being a brony I'd fuck him.
Then we could have snacks after sex and he'd make me laugh.
The fantasy is real anon.
>>1427223
I can't tell if you're over 50 years old, retarded, or a mix of both.
>>1427213
Let me edit that: An attractive guy with a nice cock that enjoys blowjobs while playing video games.
>>1427295
Right here girlfriend, but if that's all your standards are idk if you're the type of person I want a bj from
>>1427028
Shit card
>>1427309
My standards are higher than Whitney Houston before she drowned
>>1427026
No. That's >>>/y/.
>>1427033
Never tire of him but that Asian chick with him (who is said to be his GF) gives me the creeps.
>>1427464
Forever alone. Cunt.
>>1427174
there's nothing hotter than genderbend cosplay FUUUUUUCKK
>>1427655
Wow, what a beautiful penis.
>>1427295
I'm a very average guy who loves to play video ganes, has a (sadly) average cock, and wishes he had a boyfriend to suck him off all the time
>>1427700
What a beautiful cock
>>1427701
Yeah that is pretty beautiful
>>1428066
Holy Fuck Tool, Batman!
>>1426008
man im pushing 19 and never had a bf. threads like this make me sad
>>1428096
I was 23 before I had my first bf, anon.
>>1428100
Difficult when youre a bit of a faggot, people my age have young and healthy sex while im here roasting.
I used to play Xenoblade X while riding my bf.
It was fun.
>>1427140
Shitty twin size bed, minimalist room, ridiculously good mask. Military
>>1427568
>doesn't match my standards
>calls me forever alone
The projection is strong with this one
>>1426111
Artifact black/red master race
>>1427028
7 mana so veramente troppi
>>1428977
>not playing black/blue
>tips fedora
>>1427469
>)
anyone have his nudes? I heard he did stuff for a gay porn website
>>1427655
This guy a very convincing look alike for my older brother, and it's making me very uncomfortable.
>>1426350
lolololol, clearly anon's head is stuck in the 20th century. Specifically in the late 80s.
>>1426832
Ditto.
>>1427028
RA RA RASPUTIN
>>1427028
Ugly as sin face. Gorgeous cock.
>>1426016
god bless little mac cosplayers
>>1430571
Im gonna ask again. Is this OC?
Didn't know there were so many gay brethren. Proud homo now.
>>1426067
moar
>>1427025
More??
>>1430570
>Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups.
Fuck off to >>>/soc/
>>1427022
I fucking love you.
Saved.
>>1432132
What I do not understand is....
Why is it perfectly okay to share photos of guys we do not know WITHOUT their permission.....
But it is frowned upon/not okay to share photos of ourselves and be 100% consenting to it???
I haven't shared any of myself (nor do I plan to) but I was just a bit baffled by this unusual rule.
>>1432299
Save this one instead. Fixed the beard.
>>1432306
because the threads used to be completely overwhelmed by people posting disgusting poorly-lit, potato-quality pics of their overweight bodies and tiny dicks and dirty assholes in the mistaken belief that someone somewhere would find them hot.
>>1432324
Basically this. Even though rarely someone with a nice body and cock that knows how to take a picture will selfie for a thread its usually fat trolls with small ugly dicks that pop up looking for some sort of validation
>>1430342
HGGGGHHHM
>>1430339
Is that Onision
>>1426012
This is why Trump is going to win. =(
>>1430342
Holy shit moar
>>1432306
If you want to post yourself just don't tell anyone it's yourself, simple as that.
It really doesn't help that 99% of "original content" is absolutely terrible.
>>1432306
Because attention-whores begging for compliments are annoying. At best, they are ignored or reported. At worst, some asshole actually obliges them and then the entire thread derails and becomes all about the attention-whore...which was his intent all along.
There's an entire board on here designed for begging for attention, but if you post there, you're just a drop in the bucket. So many of them come here in hopes that they'll get more attention.
These people should be culled. Not just from the board, but from the earth.
>>1433511
The same could be said for 'sauce' requests. They're never answered. Your goddamned sauce is a random picture from some other guy's porn folder that he got from some other porn dump site (or just from here), which was posted by someone else who just plucked it from his massive porn folder in a nearly-infinite loop that is impossible to trace.
But if you were to trace the origin, your answer is almost always some nameless person who anonymously posted something once or twice for an esteem boost or sent the pic to someone, who posted it without their consent.
Either way, I dunno what these assholes hope to gain by asking 'sauce' all the goddamn time, but they won't get it. There isn't a hidden cache of porn by this person that someone is gonna guide you to. And you aren't gonna be able to track them down and get any response more positive than a restraining order.
>>1430555
My thoughts exactly also
>trips of truth
>>1432306
>What I do not understand is....
/hm/'s purpose isn't to validate your self-worth by having everybody circlejerking to your cockshots. This is a porn board for sharing images we've found around the Web.
Opening the doors to camwhoring will just result in the entire board being inundated with anons dumping dozens of cockshots while begging for rates, which is going to displace any of the content that anyone actually wants to see.
There is already a board for this at >>>/soc/ and there's literally no reason for you to bring this shit to /hm/ instead.
>>1431952
I would like more info on this pic
>>1433511
I love destiny, any info on the guy?
>>1431123
>tiny dick
>jigglypuff
aaaaahahahaahahahahahahaaha
Judging by this thread I guess consolefag is an accurate term.
>>1435905
Judging by this post I guess autism is an accurate term ;3
>>1435914
Autismal about you :3c
>>1427011
>>1426814
Actually it's Azuma from Naruto. See headband and bandana thing on the waist.
>>1434763
Source?
>>1426022
I've always found storm troopers hot for some reason
>>1426661
wtf is he doing lol
>>1426008
>blue/white
boner lost
>>1433511
I don't see the problem with camwhore threads. If you don't like it, don't go into the threads. I feel like we're missing out on some quality amateur content.
>>1430333
Yesss
>>1433519
http://cynicalash.tumblr.com/post/148832461473/big-thank-you-to-the-person-who-got-me-no-man-sky
>>1437717
First of all, they never just make a thread. They infect pre-existing threads and derail them. Secondly, on the rare occasion someone does make a thread and it isn't swiftly killed, it opens the floodgates. People start making new threads. Because as stated above, it isn't good enough for an attention-whore to simply submit themselves in a lineup. They must be front and centre. Every time someone succeeds in making an OC thread, suddenly a half-dozen more pop up because they all want their orb thread. Then they all get purged. Then the mods crack down for a while. Give a cam-whore an inch, he takes a mile.
>>1437496
>tfw I have a huge hard on for Stormtroopers
I'm going to receive my armor on January 2017. You guys will get some lewd pictures.
>>1426832
same :| glad to know you exist somewhere
Red deck wins
>>1437709
Moar C;
>>1426012
my god, that's dangerous!
>>1426008
id love to find a guy like that
>>1427698
pic?
>>1430933
is this monster hunter?
>>1431952
>nu male's sky
my dude....
The guy in OP looks kinda like me except younger and with a nicer and much bigger cock.
>>1426008
got hard for the geek guy who plays MtG, but actually stroking now since he's playing WU
>>1426803
This, exactly. Would love to taste his thick, creamy load. I'm sure he'd be up for a second in no time.
>>1431952
stickinsect.jpg
>>1430332
Zangief cosplay?
>>1427260
this guy gets it.
>>1433511
it is my destiny to take that booty to pound town.
Bravo Delta is a nerd
>>1439104
Beard, tattoos, white guy, sign me up!
>>1439107
>extreme manlet with 7 inch dick
I love how slightly above average dicks look huge on short guys :3
>>1433895
God, I fucking love this guy.
Sexy young ninjas
Tfw no dominant adc to suck off while he gets pentas
>>1439625
I know a guy, as long as your ok with a fat and ugly Slavic dude.
all those filthy console casuals holy shit.
>>1439900
Double the dubs, double the triggered
>>1440161
Anymore of this guy? I used to follow him on Instagram but he was too g rated. His front scar and wide nose gets me so hard lol
>tfw you have a long-running fantasy of sucking a guy off while he plays video games
>tfw nobody you hook up with or date thinks it's particularly hot, or just doesn't play video games at all.
I just want >>1440163 in my life.
>>1440568
I blew a guy while he was studying for an exam and he was hard the whole time
>>1440586
Hot story, shoulda green texted it
>>1426009
holy shit, that is my brother
>>1433514
Yeah, but would it *really* hurt us to have one, specific camwhore general thread for amateur pics? This is a board dedicated to men, and /soc/ is all over the fucking place with more tits and hookup threads than anything. I'd love to see a designated thread that allowed people to post self-shots so we could enjoy some amateur boys, with the caveat that it's the only place they're allowed to post their pics. What the fuck would be the harm in that?
>>1440588
>Snapping with guy i exchanged oral with once
>Big dick, perfect shape, 8 inches.
>Literally the nicest I've played with
>Ask if he wants to fool around
>jokingly says I'd have to suck his dick while he studies the whole time
>Okay.jpg
>He says I'm crazy but is up for it
>Go to his apartment, meet him at the door, go down to his bedroom. He gets back to his laptop doing practice quizzes, I immediately go after his zipper
>Pull his pants off, fish his cock out of the fly in his underwear
>Half-hard, kinda musty smelling (fuck yeah), start licking up the base.
>Hard immediately, look up and see his eyes focused intently on the screen while he reads the screen
>Start sliding my lips down his big cock, fish his balls out and suck on them for a while
>Looks down at me and says "Maybe I'll be mean and focus so much on my homework it takes forever to cum"
>Fuck yes. Could literally suck his dick for an hour.
>Sloppy blowjob with spit running down his balls, take his underwear off and keep sucking
>Look up, he's still intently starting at his screen, kicking away while his cock is throbbing in my mouth
>Slowly starts to lose focus on the homework as i continue to suck him off
>Feel his foot start to massage my cock
>He says "If you want me to cum, use your hands more"
>Suck my life depends on it. He's getting close
>Doesn't even say he's cumming, just a gutteral groan
>Floods my mouth with tastiest cum I've had, I swallow it all
>Jerk off and cum in like 3 strokes
>He pulls his pants on, goes back to studying, I go home
I never got to suck him a third time. Our schedules never matched up and then he got a boyfriend :/
>>1441095
>kicking
clicking*
>>1440467
nice
>>1439625
>tfw I lost my virginity playing Udyr while getting a blowjob
>>1431952
kinda want to now monitors those are
>>1437732
lmao this is a pic I put on reddit holy shit
>>1439900
>he's a PC player
>>1427969
i want him to cum all over his controller, and ill lick off every drop.
>>1426008
>>1426014
>sitting on your furniture without pants
what a fatuous vector for shit particles. absolutely disgusting
>>1448039
???
Do you not like... shower after you shit?...
Bidet?...
Anything???
ARE YOU ACTUALLY GAY?
Idk but I can't stand not knowing between my cheeks are clean, I just take a quick shower after I go. Don't need to wet the hair, just the bottom half.
>>1447941
Yes
>>1447950
>Morrowind map
I'm in love
hnnnnnnng
>>1448784
cute :3
>>1447941
get out
>>1449115
When you break a ceiling fan with cards
>>1426008
>tfw you will never play naked mtg where the loser gets to be the winners bitch all night.
Feels bad man
>>1443339
Pavilion 22xi
>>1449473
agreed this photo is great
>>1440162
omg, would suck until my heart gave out
>>1449597
>that feeling when your jaw feels so painful because you sucked too much
Sauce of purchased WH vids. Everyone feel free to request access
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B-eqNbhrUYTLN2NDMVRwM3FGM2c?usp=sharing
>>1450844
Maybe you could tell us what a WH vid is first?
>>1430342
;
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>>1426865
>had long-distance relationship with boyfriend
>used to have Pokemon battles regularly
>whoever lost had to take a nude
>now that we live together the winner gets a blowjob
>if winner isn't in the mood he gets a snack
I recommend this lifestyle greatly
>>1437499
kek
>>1439104
Shenron's coming for that booty.
>>1450914
That sounds awesome.
>>1449443
aww i'd play with u anon but we're probably in different countries.
fucking love it, i want a gay geek gay for me!!!
i want ryon day to choke me
>>1454084
No its a different guy, the guy in a second photo is uncut
>>1426982
>trevor knight
sorry that name has been taken
>>1426292
Trevor Knight is my dream guy
>>1454108
No, she doesn't. Her PR team just tries to sell her that way. In reality she's an average-looking self-important insufferable cunt.
>>1438643
theres something more sexier than with an xbox rather than playstation controller. i think its because fratboys and chavs use them in england.
yes
Future Daddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOEe3CdZOfw
>>1439107
i can't stand him
>>1454208
Who cares, you see how hot is is?
>>1426067
Agreed. Boros for life.
>>1440161
This ogre is terrifying
>>1427654
>pokken
off topic but literally why
i want a gay geek boyfriend
>>1454876
You can find one incredibly easily.
>>1428096
I'll be your first boyfriend. Where do you live? uwu
>>1454901
how??? dont you dare say online or apps. they are garbage.
>>1454876
I love pizzaotter!
>>1454901
Not if you want a quality one, sexy, smart, funny, etc..
>>1455370
This part was not specified. The pickier you get, the more difficult it becomes. But considering how geeks are typically the outcasts, one can easily be found. But that's never good enough. Gotta be a geek with the same geek interests and be your exact definition of cute. And that's where ya hit the snags. Perfectly logical snags, for sure, but gay geeks in general are in abundance.
>>1455563
This guy...
http://www.tumbex.com/tumblr/cynicalash/photo
>>1430342
Where do I get a friend who will sit but ass naked on my furniture while we play vidya?
>>1455566
His hair and face are cute but he's too skinny
>>1440162
>>1457697
>>1440162
>>1457698
>>1440162
>>1457699
>>1440162
these are recent pics from pocketwank007.tumblr.com
For some reason I have a thing for masked men. It might have been because of me playing MK in childhood. Scorps and Sub were my first crushes. Wanted them to hatefuck eachother to death.
>>1457697
pound is a normal type move, it can't be super effective on anything you fucking dumbass
>>1458019
plot twist: it's an inverse battle and his dick is rock(-hard)-type
>>1454151
>I didn't know you knew her in person
That's like saying I can't tell you your words are bullshit because I didn't personally witness you thinking them.
cute socks and cute boy alert
>>1460142
he has a tumblr but I can't remember what it is
>>1460201
cynicalash at tumblr
>>1447950
You know you're gay when you have an autograph from William.
>>1458922
more of this please?
fucking 10/10
Me
1/?
2/2.
>>1461882
>>1461883
what the fuck?