Monster Cock Thread

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>>1417069

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>>1417070

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>>1417071

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>>1417072

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>>1417073

I got a folder I'll dump tomorrow. I might release it all as a torrent.

A 5.3tb torrent.

>>1417078
Nice! That would be awesome.

>>1417085
They looks gross What's wrong with it?

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>>1417085
>>1417089
Why? Just why? That shit looks diseased!

>>1417089
WTF?

>>1417098
It is disased, I want to puke now.

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Everytime we make one of these threads someone feels the need to post their disgusting OC

>>1417089
>>1417085
No.........

>>1417085
How to instantly ruin a hot thread. Some people are so delusional or desperate for attention, don't even notice the giant sticky at the top

>>1417069
sauce?

>>1417150
They posted their cock and it IS kind of a monstrosity. It fits the thread.

>>1417089
Bacon wrapped penis

>>1417089
EWWWWWW wtfff?

This is why we don't allow selfies....

>>1417238
that's a $2.25 dick right there

>>1417072
>>1417073
Sleeve?

>>1417085
>>1417089
>>1417178
Gross looking.
Not big.
Not huge.
Not a monster.
Actually looks below average.
Clearly you're a moron, a troll, or some idiot desperate for any attention. Fuck off.
Go to /soc/ with your attention starved garbage.

>>1417075
(hope not but probably is) shopped?
also source?

>>1417239
Wow, looks amazing!

>>1417935
I thought to be a monster cock you have to be 9+ inches. This is 7.5 - 8 inches max.

>>1417085
>>1417086
Looks like enflamed foreskin

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Some Grindr guy

>>1417069
How the fuck does that even fit inside of another human being?

>>1417069
This is clearly photoshopped

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Just got sent this, I was never turned on so quick before.

>>1417245

damn... so hot

>>1419286
You warm up with a good fisting beforehand

>>1417465
>tfw mine's only worth $1.50

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>>1417245
>>1419564

I'm flattered. Here's a much newer pic.

>>1420830
moar please?

>>1421051
>Don't know the rules

well then read the rules.
they are clearly stated in a sticky at the top of the first page. >>886269 >>1299359

they are also on the rules page:
https://www.4chan.org/rules#hm

ignorance of the law is no excuse

that said you have a nice dick but you should shave the chin goatee. those went out of fashion 15 years ago.

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>>1417238

>>1421051
thanks, saved all three of them
your dick is 10/10

>>1421070
who gives a shit about his goatee when he has that dick? i'd ride it until he creamed.

>>1419325
ask for moar

>>1421070
okay, grandpa. you need to find a hobby.

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>>1424638
tis a shoop

>>1420756
blimey! you don't get many of those to the pound!

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This is funny

>>1417920

It's so perfect

>>1421051
>>1420830
>>1417245
You have a fantastic dick and a really cute face. Thanks for posting, but also thanks for keeping it to a minimum since it would totally detract the thread.

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>>1424632

Thats pretty nice indeed

ty

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just look at that. oh god id suck him dry a whole day, id do anything he ask me. i hope that stupid bitch recorded a video, that cock is a gem.

>>1417920
I want to feel it in my guts

>>1421070
No one cares, faggot.

Like I get that theyre nice to look at, but sex with these dicks just has to be painful

>>1430861
How are they going to get a boner when they're 40/50+?

>>1430861
Its boring as fuck from my experience. 6.5 - 7.5 has always been the best sex.

>>1430861
there are degenerates on this board right now who can take an arm up to the elbow.

An 8+ cock is nothing to some people.

>>1430875
This has enlightened me. Thanks bro

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This guys cock is so fat lol

>>1417072
>>1417073
nice dildo

>>1417070
his name?

>>1430875
Wow really makes you think

>>1434085
Mouth literally watering rn, this is sexy as fuck

>>1434086

>Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups.

>>1428221
Who? I'd like to see more though.

>>1434611
OMG, huge and cute dick, sauce pls!

>>1417238
the most aesthetically pleasing penis i have ever seen. I love those long, smooth, gently angled ones. Theres that famous tumblr guy with a tiny waist and super lock dick(this pic is prob. of him) who's fucking perfect.

>>1434611
really wish there was a video of him fucking.

>>1435112
Not a big dick, AND fat body... Please dont post anymore here.

>>1417238
"For Sale: dime-sized novelty quarters."

>>1435112
>>1435145

>Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups.

>>1435145
>teehee, i'm a middle aged fat man with a average sized penis. I know, i'll spam my pics on /hm/...

Dont worry bud, you're be an obnoxious ass online does not at all reflect how you act in real life. Sadly, you're still a pudgy old man in both settings.

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>>1435151
calm down grandpa
he just wants to share his pics. you can "hide" the post by clicking on the blue arrow drop down menu.

>>1435147
>>1435174

Disgusting

>>1435160

Posting selfies is a rule violation. It results in bans literally every day.

You'd know this if you bothered to lurk or read the rules once in a while.

>>1435206
You need mental help. Jesus Christ.

>>1435627
HAHAHAHA, are you seriously that triggered by the rules we all abide by? Go post your ugly selfies elsewhere, we already have a board meant for attention desperate autists like yourself >>>/soc/.

>>1435629
There are two things that destroy threads like these. Bad/unwanted original content, and people who >REEEEE over any original content. Guess which you are, friend.

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https://my.mixtape.moe/gfbutb.mp3

>>1435710
I dont ever remember a thread ruined by one person telling people not to post selfies but whatever, people always get offended when we tell them to post elsewhere ever though theres a GIANT STICKY at the top of EVERY PAGE.

>>1434611
Name of guy or sauce pls.

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>>1434611

That little video actually seemed to make the world a better place to me, thank you

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>>1417069

Im so fkn Jealous. I just have a shrink dick.

>>1427931
always good to see daltronn popping up again

>>1440542
Yesssss I've finally got a name for him!

>>1434611

I really wanna see a video of him fucking or with a fleshjack... OMG

>>1428234
Source?

>>1417089
Yeah, I'm gonna say, THAT'S a monster.

>>1427931
name?

>>1446290
>>1446291
>>1446292

beautiful

>>1446292
>>1446291
>>1446290

>monster cocks thread
>posts incredibly average cocks

>>1447055
You're a retard. That's fucking huge

>>1447059
lol please they're like 7 inches max

>>1417069
if you want monster cock, hit up my man at /monotonestreaming on twitch dot teevee :^)

>>1434611
I've never needed so much a sauce

>>1447574
I need a sauce please!

>>1447570
Sauuuce?

>>1447623
Top is Nick Capra. Bottom is everyone's favorite bareback Slut Armond Rizzo.

>>1419325
That's some guy on tumblr. You're being catfished

>>1417069
Flawless

>>1448863
I doubt that.

>>1449183
Moar

>>1447569
Perfect. Everything about that is perfect.

>>1447094
So shooped it hurts

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Is mine a Monster cock ?

>>1450422
I'd say so, need moar pics to confirm

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obligatory btybf post

>>1450422
Not bad, not a monster though for sure

>>1417278
I think I know that guy

>>1448863
Sauce? <3

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Someone help convince me this is shopped because it seems unreal

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>>1451556

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>>1451557

>>1451556
>>1451557
>>1451558
they're obvious shoops

>>1417927
I think I sucked you off once

>>1453442
Hey look its my ex

>>1453442
>>1453450

Your ex is dickgod69?
https://twitter.com/dickgod69

>>1449430
Source

>>1453442
>>1453450
>>1454025
Got moar?

>>1417075
name please

>>1447125
Huh. I didn't think I'd see a pic of myself on /hm/.

>>1455462
do you have more of that monster?

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>>1455465
just this part

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this can't be real...can it?

>>1453442
>>1453450
>>1454025
>>1455735
lurk moar

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Forget the rest - THIS IS the most beautiful cock that ever exists!!!

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>>1455465
this too

>>1455744
>Uncut
>Beautiful
Pick one

>>1419325
catfished, super old

>>1456304
>preferring desensitizing mutilation with no medical benefit to nature

Thanks religion.
Cleanliness argument is false if you're not a retard and clean yourself.

So how's it feel to know you've been conditioned to desire falsehood?

>hood lol

>>1456857
Looks a little photoshopped. If not, the guy has funny proportions.

>>1447591
I think that's Lorenzo27cm (A.K.A Rodrigo), he's a Brazilian escort, currently living in France apparently.

people posting their 6-inch cocks in a different angle thinking they can get away with it are disgusting...

like get the fuck out, you dont have the means to be on this thread

>>1457147
no, skinny guys got the long dicks. it's a scientific fact.

>>1455043
yeah go to his twitter

>>1457379
Take a gander at his legs.

>>1457532
Looks good to me, would milk

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>>1457538
this too?

>>1457544
"Paint his toenails."

Too obscure?

>>1457544
Yessir

>>1457545
No idea what this means

>>1456857
sauce?

>>1457544
>mutilated dick

No thanks

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>>1451556
They're not too bad, they are at least made from two photos.

>>1443663
I ll do anything for that one. I can imagine how full and stretched you feel with that piece of meat in your ass

See, this is the one thing I don't like about this board. I'm hung like hell and don't get to post myself here.

I suppose if I go post on /soc/ enough, someone will eventually post me here anyway, but still.

>>1420639
He posts nudes often on SC: MacanaManXXX

>>1462463
if you take a decent picture and dont brag that its yours nobody gives a shit. the main reason people hate selfies is because they're so often trash.

>>1462483

There's a huge cock thread on /soc/ right now. Go post your cock there with /hm/ as the text and I'll post it here.

>>1462463
>>1462487

Oops tagged the wrong post.

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>>1447119
I will contribute so many OC D pics if someone gives me sauce!

>>1463470

It's from this scene. Guy with cum on his face is Glenn Woods.

http://www.waybig.com/blog/2011/01/04/dirtytony-triston-sanchez-fucks-glen-woods/

Now dump your private collection of dick pics.

>>1463692
WOW, source??

>>1460912
Every facet of this image is absolutely grotesque.

>>1463692
god thats hot

>>1420647
is that [10] guy lol

>>1460912
This is so fucking sexy more please

>>1463470

You're a fucking liar but I hope you enjoyed your sauce you whore.

>>1417089
well it is a monstrosity

>>1418499
Ugh literally makes my knees weak, I want to please a dick like this so bad

>>1417089
This is the real reason they cut foreskins, isn't it?