The traveler's douche

Idk, buy a hose and hook it up to a tap?

>>1411955
just find guys who are into scat and you should be ok

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liquid soap refill bags are your friend (once the soap has been cleaned out, obviously)

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>>1411955
tall skinny gatorade bottles with the sport nozzle

>>1411956
unfortunately taps aren't threaded so it wouldn't work

>>1411977
>>1412057
DIY geniuses you guys
I guess that would work

>>1411955
Name of this thing? I want to buy it

>>1411955
Just how widespread is this practice? I've never douched and I've never had a guy strike oil in me, not even the well-endowed guys.

>>1411955
>Any advice?
Refrain from anal while traveling? Idk

I don't understand the shower design in the first place. Do you run to the toilet afterward? Don't you find you need to administer it multiple times? I use a bulb and that has been my experience.

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...you guys aren't even 18, are you?

One of these, because duh. You don't need to unscrew anything. You just hook it above the showerhead, cinch down on the tubing with a plastic thing, done.

Forttroff

>>1412281
He's talking about a travelers option, something small so it doesn't take up space.

Personally, I would DIY a combo of this>>1412057 and this>>1411955 Cut open the end of the gatorade bottle, so it hangs under the shower just like here >>1412281 but then take the cap off and attach a tube with the travelers douche at the end.

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the only real answer here

>>1412281

oh shit, I've never seen one of these before, what is this thing called?

>>1412164
I think it's a sort of enema. Look up enema and anal douche on Google, Amazon, sextoy sale websites...

The trick to use it is that you should barely push it inside your anus and refrain putting a lot of water inside you. You only want to clean the rectum. Trying to clean the colon is counterproductive.

This shower attachment really makes anal douching a breeze.

>>1412236
Good bottoms douche.

>>1412242
Why would I want to do that?!

>>1412255
It certainly help to have the toilet and the shower in the same room (especially if you have roommates). Administer it as often as you would a bulb: until the water runs clear.

There's a very instructive video on Xtube by a German guy who shows how to douche with one of these, in full detail. I think it's called "Arsche spüllen" or something like that.

>>1412281
The thing under the shower is unfortunately quite bulky, it wouldn't pack well in my backpack.

>>1412326
I'm afraid any DIY contraption will leak water with force by every little interstice when water pressure is applied (by means of gravity in this case). I'd have to be careful to mount appropriate gaskets in-between parts. Probably doable I guess, but with planning in advance.

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>>1411955
http://manhuntdaily.com/2016/08/how-porn-star-bottoms-handle-the-ick-factor-secrets-to-keeping-your-ass-clean-and-ready/

Fiber NOT Douching

>>1412409
/thread

>>1412532
thank god for how fickle we are as a people.

>>1412532
OP here, I know and agree that fiber is necessary and personally eat enough of it, but as far as I am concerned I still prefer douching before sex, even if it's a quick douche, to make sure it's spotless.

Plus when I'm traveling, as is the topic here, I find it more difficult to maintain the perfect diet that I have at home.

>>1412532
DUDE. DUUUDE. Too much fiber makes your poop SMOOTHER and MESSIER.

>>1412966
It makes mine HARDER and HARDER.

>>1412409
I use a smaller one so water doesn't get past my rectum and cause flatulence later and douche dependency.

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>>1411955
one of these. Empty it and fill with water.

or if you're really cheap, get a gallon freezer bag,
snip off one of tips from the bottom, get some
plastic tubing, and tape it to close it off with the
hose through the hole. Fill about half with water. Boom, instant douche-bag for less than a couple of bucks.

Also, I wouldn't recommend tap water, especially
from a hotel. It usually has chlorine (if it's not
filtered) and it's rough on the rectum. Could
leave you with a "parched" feeling down there
too. Get a good bottle of spring or filtered water,
it's the best way to go and your rectum and anus
will thank you for it later.

>>1413155

You should actually douche with an isotonic solutions such as Gatorade

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>>1412436
Actually, it would, its made of silicone and rolls up into a neat tube.

Also, this one is better and has better attachments.

Ergoflo

>>1413166
Gatorade isn't just isotonic, it's also loaded in sugar (glucose and sucrose).

>>1413186
Neat

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>>1411955

Literally a water bottle at room temperature. Some Lube, some fingers and you can your shitbox clean. but the trick in to go slow and let the water stretch and soak, you wont need all the water just a little and to repeat. If you dump the whole bottle of water you are going to get water too far up and then it will just be FLOOD CITY.

Plus then you can throw it away

>>1413265
Water bottles typically have a rather large opening compared to a (tight) anus. Do you use one with a smaller, sports-type opening?

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I eat only whole plant foods, so I never need more than this tiny thing.

>>1413265

Enjoy lacerating your asshole with the sharp plastic burrs all around the threaded opening of the bottle!

>>1413392
take the ring off or sand the burrs down you dumbfuck

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/lgbt/ is THATAWAY > > > > > > > >

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Why... why are you people douching in the shower? You're literally standing in your shit.

And if you share a shower with roomies... I just... can't even

>>1414866
>being this dumb

you don't shit in the shower.
you just fill up in the shower and then you shit in the toilet.

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Get a proper enema bag
I got my 6 quart one at optimal health

All my nozzles come from Silicone Nozzles

Some are your average nozzle, some larger and specialized

I look forward to using toys or having anal with these toys

>>1412664
Tell me about your perfect diet. I need help.

>>1418238
Not OP but am doc.

You can go as in-depth as you want but easiest way to fix most people's bowels is a few simple steps.

Eliminate simple sugars and artificial sweeteners (sucks, sorry).

Drink water. Stop drinking sodas and juice, coffee and tea.

Increase your fiber. Ideally by eating root vegetables (carrots, beets, turnips, etc.) and leafy greens (spinach, collards, kale, etc.) but swallowing fiber caps with each meal will work too.

Divide an appropriately sized plate (depends how many calories you need) into portions... Half plate should be veggies, ¼ complex carbs (brown rice, sweet potato), and ¼ protein (beans, chicken, fish). Have a serving of fruit for dessert. Eating this way also makes it easy to pack cheap and easy to-go meals using Tupperware.

Ideally you should move your bowels once or twice a day, and not really have to wipe. Your stool should be firm and pass without pain or straining. If you make these changes, you should start to notice positive changes in your bowels. If you don't, see a doc about possible food allergies and other potential causes of bowel upset like food allergies, IBS, candidiasis, etc.

>>1418443

And of course it goes without saying if you make these changes then your bowels will be much more regular and predictable (knowing WHEN to have sex is half the battle). Fiber has many positive effects but the main one here is scraping your colon squeaky clean. Douching is still a good idea to check for any bits and eliminate any residual odor, but it should be a simple and quick process, not an hour of repeatedly douching.

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>>1418443
> Half plate should be veggies, ¼ complex carbs (brown rice, sweet potato), and ¼ protein (beans, chicken, fish). Have a serving of fruit for dessert
>twice a day, seven days a week