lets do country guys pl0x

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>>1410338
mmm

>>1410335
so photoshopped

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Disgraceful attempt OP.

>>1410450
this pic

>>1410450
i like those pants, are they khaki colored jeans?

>>1413995
Ohmy, anymore of him?

>>1413971
fuckkkk

my favorite pose + stupid country boy. ugh, where can I find boys like this? texas? georgia?

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>>1414003

I'm in southern louisiana and they are like a dime a dozen down here. sadly, they're either straight or deeply, deeply closeted.

>>1413958
love guys in union suits!

>>1414010
in georgia
can confirm not as many as youd think. mostly niggers down here

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>>1414010
>>1415479

kentucky/tennessee border here - hot country boys everywhere - mostly closeted straight acting but definitely down to fuck

pic related

Just moved to NC from up north. Plenty of them around working but haven't seen a single one on any hook up sites. Then again I am mixed so maybe theyre "white only". All I get are gymbros, gaymers, and Dl black dudes. Regretting my move.

>>1414003
My bedroom

lol @ at all the fake country guys wearing cowboy hats xD non of us wear those

>>1415665
source? I'm a phoneposter and googles not helping

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>>1415499
>haven't seen a single one on any hook up sites

they don't do online since they are paranoid about being outed.
the best place to find country boys is at the local park after midnite or at the lake or in an abandoned field-hand's cottage in the back 40 near the tracks. and gay bars. you can find them at gay bars drunk off their asses and claiming to be straight but getting hard while pissing against the wall behind the building.

>>1415663
this is more like it, he looks so tasty

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>you will never have 3 filthy, sweaty country boys take turns and spitroast you in the bed of their truck

Why live

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>>1416203

get off your sofa and make it happen.
jesus christ you kids are lazy, depressed fucks.
when i was your age we didn't have the internet.
we had to walk uphill in the snow to get laid!
now get off my lawn.
(and go get some dick)

>>1416207
boomer detected.

Thanks for the advice though. I'm just socially retarded. I have a hard time trying to hit on someone who l think may be closeted (or at least bi) and them turn out to be 100% straight. Then l've completely snubbed out any chance of friendships. Craigslist is sketchy and grindr is full of bots.

>>1416209
I also have a huge turn on for these alpha types and most all are straight. I hate the fem bois

>>1416209
start out being friends first and then work into the sex angle. a lot of guys will let you suck their dick if they are a little drunk and they know you want it but you are not constantly bugging them about it. one night it just happens. you have to let them control the pace.

>>1418481
Source or more similar??

>>1415661
>xD
You ain't foolin' anyone here, boy.

>>1419518
Bet he dont even dip

>>1415672
Fucking thank you! I did run into two of them this passed week. I'm was too nervous to pick up on their hints. First dude had a sexy blond beard and his face was all red like he'd been drinking. He nodded at me while I was walking passed and grabbed his bulge. I smiled and skittered away. Other dude saw me coming, got up off the bench pulled out his dick in the open and started pissing beside the tree glancing at me. Next time I'm going for it.

>>1413959
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>>1413988
>>1413991
>>1415672

Husband material

>>1415499
>Then again I am mixed so maybe theyre "white only"

I'm mixed and attract a lot of them. Also it could be cause have a realtree camo shirt on in my profile pic lol. I know that's their style & stuff.

>>1413995
>>1413992
>>1413983
ausfag here visiting the USA soon,

where does one acquire a man like this?

>>1421243
You're probably gonna wanna go to the South or Midwest and find some dude that's in the closet. You might get lucky with Grindr but it seems just as useful to get assimilated in their friendship group and then find the right people who secretly crave cock or are at least open minded for getting sucked and let them know that you won't tell anyone. Maybe you'd have a chance in a southern city like Memphis Tennessee too but I have no experience in locations like that.

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TN and KY have extremely hot bi-curious country guys

>>1413626


DAMN! I'd sex him in that deer blind!

>>1420402

Now you're on the right track.
Report back after you give it a try.

>>1421598
Three of my major turn ons are spitting, tanks, and rednecks so this picture is just perfection to me.

bumpity

>>1428923

Whoops, I fell in love.

>>1412584
They look like carpenters pants

>>1415670
http://foxgay.com/videos/hunter-hunted-6051.shtml

I've beat off to this so many damn timed

>>1421243
1) wait until the fair comes to town.
2) go to the fair 30 minutes before it closes.
3) open up grindr.
4) talk to all the nearby profiles with no images and no descriptions.

i got fucked by the hottest 21 year old bull rider last year in his trailer at the fair.

Just a few more weeks boys

>>1429142
shit. guess i'm turning off my phone this year. thanks for the warning.

>>1413982
Gosh that's disgraceful to old Dixie

>>1429205
Source?

All i want is a country boy boyfriend, a masculine and traditional man. I wish some of them were actually gay.

>>1431902
hopefully u dont get ur face beaten in trying to achieve this distorted dream of urs.

god help gays like u desu.

>>1431902
Dating one...good luck and be prepared for dip

>>1431902
Been there done that never again

i like fapping to guys like this but can't stand them IRL

>>1413949
Please tell me those are tighty whities waist band. nNNNMMMPH

>lusting after smelly emotionally stunted white men who are borderline retarded

where u all terrible people in ur past lives?

>>1428923
He's looks adorable, perfect country guy.

>>1433115

got damn

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>>1413985
I believe my exact thought was "holy fucking shit!!"

>>1415670

Studio: ColbyKnox
Actors: Tyler Sky & Colby Chambers
Title: My Property

>>1429130

me too, anon.

>>1429142
That's actually a great idea

>>1440741
lmao