Chris evans thread #2

chris evans is the type of guy that ONLY looks good with a clean shaven face.

if you add a short beard to him or even just a little stubble his appeal goes right down and I'm into guys with short beards and stubble.

>>1394434
I'm not seeing it. I prefer clean-shaven men but Chris does it for me even with the short beard.

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heh

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>>1394924

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>>1394925
you can see it in his eyes, he clearly wants the m

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>>1394926

bomp

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>>1394434
That's funny, I usually dislike beards and hate stubble but I like Chris best with stubble. It makes him look livelier somehow while his captain america look makes him look corpsey to me. He needs that douchebag-playing-a-pizza-delivery-guy-in-a-porno edge.

>>1394342
What's holding up that banana?

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daddy

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His brother is hotter and actually gay.

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>>1398240

>>1394434
you're gay

>>1396819
>I usually dislike beards and hate stubble

Are you even gay

>>1394340
What movie is that from?

>>1396827
Wild guess here, but.. His sphincter?

>>1398806
What's Your Number?

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All want in life is to suck on dem tiddies

I hope one day he will show his dick

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>>1402980

>scotty's hotter than christ

... Gurl. Gurrrl. For real though.

>>1402980
>don't tell chris, but scotty's hotter than he is

No he isn't.

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He's so adorable.

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>>1405654

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>>1405655

>>1402980
Can we not do this every fucking thread? Scott is cute and hot, but we're allowed to enjoy Chris too. Yeah, we're never going to be able to fuck Chris, but even with Scott being gay, 99% of us are going to be able to fuck Scott.

>>1404277
I just want him to show off his butt

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The most amazing muscle titties ever.

cud he go skinny dipping and leak nudes too please

>>1413857
Second

Shitty movie he's in: What's Your Number?

But, that shitty movie has lots of skin, and he's HAF in those scenes...

https://www.google.com/search?q=What%27s+Your+Number%3F+movie+with+chris+evans+shirtless&espv=2&biw=960&bih=535&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQ4fbzwcfOAhVN62MKHRb3C48Q_AUIBigB&dpr=1.5

>>1394340
Don't know what so hot about him, to be honest. He looks rather average, if he wasn't a "builder" I bet y'all won't find him attractive or hot whatsoever.

>>1404277
>>1405738
Can't we have both?

>>1418335
That's what we faggots drool about on straight men anyway. I think most gays are superficial that is why gay partners can't last longer in relationship compared to straight couples.

>>1420441

The bait is strong with this one.

Hint: repeating myths doesn't make them more true.

>>1418335
>broad shoulders
>tiny waist
>perfect tits
>cute face
>not a manlet
>perfectly symmetrical

Get some taste, faggot.

>>1394434
worst opinion on /hm/ ever since that raped-by-twinks thread

>>1420441
>straight men
>are leaner and musclier than gay men
O-Ok, if you say so...

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Moar muscletits

>>1433798
hngggg the way they tighten up when he snorts

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Bump

Godly pecs

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>>1394340

>>1394345
What's this from?

>>1456713
'What's Your Number'.

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>>1433798
>suspenders
>tie
>no shirt

Jesus Christ.

Just post a nude selfie already

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I love Chris but this thread keeps getting bumped over and over again with no new posts, it's annoying.

>>1394340

His brother Scott is openly gay, So is Collin Farrel's brother.

Seems like the sexiest men are always gay themselves or have a very close gay relative. Just waiting to see who the gay man in Zac Efron's family tree is.

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>>1467407
His brother is not nearly as hot as he is.

no new posts again

You know... Other celebrities have brothers who are hot, and they don't get constant unwanted interjections in threads saying, "Yeah, but his brother is hotter~".

>>1468544
> they don't get constant unwanted interjections in threads saying, "Yeah, but his brother is hotter~".

No one said that in this thread at all, I don't get what you're pissed about.

>>1468551
See all the responses to the deleted post and how they are quoting 'scotty's hotter than he is'.

>>1405509
>>1405520

Try harder.

>>1468554
Are you a 12 year old girl? How is this an actual concern?

>>1458995
This.

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>this wasn't scripted, the actress literally could not stop herself from touching Chris' pecs

A natural reaction to seeing tits this glorious.

so basic. anyone who adores chris this much posts food selfies of their best meal ever, a burger on a plate

>>1471616
Who is the Chis of the sophisticated man?

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>>1471590

>>1433798
I fucking love his pecs.

>>1467465
This, tbqh.

>>1469908
>tfw I'll never be able to touch his pecs.

Don't bump this if you're not going to post new content.
>saged

>>1484949
You bumped it, yourself, stupid cunt

>>1484956
Typing sage in the options bar keeps it from bumping when you post, newfag. Hence the "saged."

>>1485828
He's still a big guy.

>>1485828
How can white bois even hope to compete?

>>1485828
Tbqh I want shaq's long ass dick

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>>1473983
What?

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>>1394924
>>1394925
>>1394926
>>1394927
I ache

>>1398240
Chris is gay too, no straight man could fuck Jenny Slate.

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>>1394340

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I love Chris, he is such a genuine nice guy, good looking, smart, cool, confident, with a kind compassionate heart.
I kinda hope he moves away from Marvel soon, even tho i love him as Captain America, i want to see him in more different roles, maybe roles with nudity ;P

>>1489350
is there a non-blurred version?