Upward Curved Dicks

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>>1382248
god, i love this guy. anyone know what happened to him?

>>1382250
Im gonna need sauce on this.

tfw you thought everyone had an upward pointing dick until the only diks you encountered were straight out/downward

Is there anyway I can encourage my dick to curve upwards and stand taller?

I'm so fucking jealous of this >>1382226

Feel retarded asking, but worth a shot

>>1382216
fuuuck, I never thought I'd see myself on 4chan.
How do I delete that photo?
Please delete it!!

>>1386645
>Not OP
Someone betrays you? Thats awful.
(Btw majestic cock you've got there ;-))

>>1386656
thanks, but that was not meant to be seen by anyone else in the world

so how do I get this deleted? anyone?

>>1386733

You can't get it deleted from the web, once it's out its out forever

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>>1386733

the guy who started the thread can delete it.
mods can delete it.

but seriously, we have no way of knowing that it is really you. can you post another pic of your dick to prove that it is you? preferably with time stamp? also a pic with a sharpie in your ass would be good.

seriously, we all saved that pic because it is hot. so good luck thinking that taking it down here will remove it from the internet.

just be glad you look good and have a great cock.
be happy that you will make thousands of horny men cum with your picture.

and learn from this. if you don't want people to see naked pictures of you then don't take naked pictures of yourself.

you can't put the genie back into the bottle.

>>1386759
>>1386737
At least it can be forgotten a bit And with luck never be posted again.
So mods or OP - PLEASE delete it!

>>1386764

Fuck Me.
Your cock is so Hot.
It is perfect for hitting the prostate.
Where are you?
Are you single?
Is there anyway I could taste your cock and then have you fuck me?
(I'm assuming you're a Top from the lumberjack look)

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>>1386764
>image saved
>will be posted periodically for the rest of time

Welcome to /hm/

>>1386764
>>1386780

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

>>1386766
Sorry, but I'm just a submissive cocksucker

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>>1386887

are all fags bottoms?

tfw no top bf

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>>1386909
>are all fags bottoms?

yes

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>>1386780

>>1386988
>image saved
>memed
>went virals for generations to come

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>>1386988

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>>1382216

>>1382216
Just seems like giving deep head would be near impossible.

>>1386656
this thread just went from great to legendary.

also, nice cock, 9/10 would suck and take up the ass.

>>1387019
practice, man, it would work.

>>1387019
Go upside down

>>1387021
>practice, man, it would work.
tfw it will probably never happen again.

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Gotcha covered, man. Nobody will ever know it's you now.

>>1386764
Your picture is saved to my hairy dudes folder. I will post you whenever it's relevant, as well as masturbate to you occasionally.

You should just embrace it and post your asshole.

>>1386645

I really hope you've learned your lesson, faggot.

>>1387249
And so I did...
What bothers me mist us actually that I'm not top, but rather a cocksucker who just wants to be used and suck dick without recipocation...

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>>1387251

Say, a fellow traveler.

It's okay. My boy parts are vestigial yet somehow I never felt like a trans.

I just had to explain it again tonight to a 'top' thad wanted to suck me.

Fucking versatile subversives everywhere. A few more and they'll have ruined another term in gaydom. Pretty soon top will mean they dont get fisted, masc will be reduced to 'my lip gloss is barely noticeable' and straight acting.. well, I guess hasn't meant anything since Lindsey Graham was elected, but still.

Now I'm good and mad again.

You're quite attractive, btw People may be mildly embarrassed over internet nudes, but idt you should be one of them. You look a bit smarter than some bourgeois morality.

>>1387251
You can be a cocksucker and still have a great cock. Hell, most guys who just want to get sucked still want their partner to have a great dick just for psychological aesthetic reasons.

>>1386645
10/10 would smash you

>camwhore
>"ohmagahd my pic is the interwebs mods pls >:c"
kys

>>1387286
>>1387251

I'm rather curious, so you don't want a guy to suck you off at all? Or even jerk you off?

Don't get me wrong, still hot and, while most of the time I'd like to bottom, I'll still fuck someone who wants to be fucked.

It could be that most guys also want to see their partner get off as well, I know I do. Sucking their dick just kinda seems like the most typical way of helping achieve that.

Btw, you're both hot.

>>1387831
Yes, I just want to suck and be used.

ever since I started gyming and building muscle ive been getting more and more submissive. Now I wish a big dom muscle daddy would use me and breed me all day.

what the fuck /hm/ does gym make you a fag?

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>>1387910
nice fat cock!! yours?

>>1387910
Goddamn, that girth. And foreskin. Ugh!

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>>1388089
Fucking disgusting. Never return.

>>1382248
That's not curved at all :/

>>1388089
Vomit.gif

>>138223>>1382216

>>1388089
Cut back on drinking so much soap, foamy.

>>1382241
Sauce?

>>1387888
Why the tedency of muscle guys leans to bottoms? Anyone can explain?
>btw, twinky shota here, loved to be dominated, but the scarce of gay dom muscle really sadden me.
>not onto straight dom muscle because they don't love back.

>>1390236
Guys who are strong or hung are always expected to be super masculine and dominant in day-to-day life, but sometimes they wanna bottom and be cuddled just like anyone else.

>>1386909
Sauce please??

>>1386645
>>1386656
>>1386733
>>1386737
>>1386759
>>1386764
>>1386766
>>1386809
>>1386988
>>1387006
>>1387010
>>1387016
>>1387020
>>1387196
>>1387534
You are all fucking idiots
this image has been out for ages now do a reverse search you fucking faggots

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>>1390344
'Oh my god. Why haven't you fucking plebs spent every waking moment of your life cataloging and memorising every piece of gay porn on the internet? You're all fucking idiots for not having seen this before or at least taking the time to conjure up a reverse search every time you see something. Get with the program, faggots!'

>>1390781
before you waste your meaningless pathetic life on making memes about porn pictures,
would make sense to do a reverse search, prior to calling this thread a legend like unaware retards

>tfw dick is relatively big, but curves to the left instead of upwards
No one ever complained and it still bothers me. I wish I didn't care about symmetry that much