Hot soldier thread

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bump this is my fetish ;-;

bump for interest

>mfw no soldier will use your hole because there isnt any woman around
>mfw u will never be made into a cumdump for the entire squad

i personally feel like the military should have roles where the sole purpose is to relieve soldiers of pent up horniness

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>>1384111

Thats how it was once.

>>1384133
i dont get this painting

>>1384111
ArmyFag here.

Some of the junior soldiers are useless for anything else: This should be a thing. Especially since the military offers one free cosmetic surgery (nominally to repair combat scars, often used by female soldiers for breasts enlargement), so these "kids" could get some nice, fuckable ass implants.

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>>1384381
>ass implants

are you fucking kidding me?

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>>1384574
>the military is not one long straight guy-on-guy fuckfest

you obviously never served in the navy

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>>1381559

>>1384574
>letting soldiers get elective cosmetic surgery for boob jobs or stupid shit would be just unacceptable

And yet it happens. I have personally watched a female NCO in my old company take leave for "Corrective Surgery" and come back with porn star tits. According to my friends in S1 (where they handle most of the Army's paperwork), her justification was that her breasts weren't the same size, and it was causing self-esteem issues.

I also recall reading a couple articles between 2008-2011 in either Army Times or Stars and Stripes about how the British any offered certain surgeries to allow troops to more easily fit their personal protective equipment, specifically helmets and body armor.

What I wonder now is if I could get then to cover that new penis enlargement surgery: I'm already well above average, but I always wanted to be a porn star!

>>1384841
When I said "new" I was referring to the silicone implant surgery rather than the ligament clip.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html

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>>1384592

I wonder how many men hide these god tier bodies and cocks beneath their clothes.

>>1384574
Anon, you just aren't exploring your horizons like you could. At any unit I was with, there was usually at least one other gay dude looking to get lucky and two or three that didn't give a shit who was sucking their dick down range as long as you didn't blab.

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>>1384891


I think thats pretty universal. Not so much a military thing as just guys who get frustrated from work around other guys. Theres always a few.

Im working on one now, he's playing dumb. But he knows he has an on-demand bj waiting, so I am just keeping a soft-sell holding pattern and expect eventually the curiosity and typical hetero frustration will move him.

Or maybe not. I like helping straights out but the common white-washed ones have so many head trips they have to reconcile. Tends to be a lot of work in salesmanship for a guy too dumb to take an opportunity for a bj.

At first, they assume you want reciprocation, which you never allow them to experiment unless they are obviously obsessed with it, or they feel ashamed and blame you.

Some seem to think they will stop liking females and are relieved to find they still prefer chicks. I think some are just worried about developing a vice for easy NSA sex from guys and worried that if it becomes a habit, they will fall into homosex as a practice.

>>1384592
Not even a faggot, jut getting cat fishing pictures. That guy is a fake. The most chevron you can have on the arm is 3. He has like 6

>>1385197
.....No? He has three chevrons. He's a petty officer.

>>1385197
Are you retarded? He clearly has three chevrons. Look closely.

>>1384592
>he was a seal with 4 tours in vietnam

confirmed fake

>>1385197
The other 3 are service stripes bro

>>1386369

Arnyfag here. We had an incredibly common system, same as every where else in the world.
We're just people, you guys.

>>1386367
i was going with a youngish first class with 16+ years in and a msm but is still a first is bs.

also dick is shooped

>>1381559
Wow, never realized it but this picture played a big part in my puberty years. Remember seeing this on some online blog and thinking it was the hottest thing ever

>>1384135
I don't know much about David but most of his paintings are what we would now call homo-erotic. He painted in the neo-classical style and so you need to know a bit about that genre. But,for me, it's a great painting of gorgeous, hunky guys. The Louvre has a good collection of his work. For me, it's worth the air fare to see his work in the flesh, as it were.

>>1384135
>a bunch of naked men having a gay old time

wat is their to get.

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>>1384111
That's what the Afghan soldiers do

https://imgur.com/gallery/IM6eEUw

anyone got vids of military guys jerking while on tour, or vids of them messing around with each other "no homo" style, even academy stuff is hot

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>>1391894
The Iraqi army employs goats for said purpose.

>>1384862

far too many. we'd like to show our appreciation, wouldn't we? and all those hours of work are hidden...

http://i.imgur.com/G8sjU9P.gifv

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>>1402443

I, for one, would like to thank all soldiers for their service. Free head on demand available now.

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jerked off like million times on JNRC's movies..

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>>1381559
>>1388307
unf. RC Ryan.
masturbated so hard on pix & clips of him.
MMA-athlete irl

>>1409859
is that real, it looks fake

>>1410530
He's real. Marine Cpl at the time.

>>1414570
And you know that this picture is real how?

>>1409859
>>1414570

that dick looks shopped tbqh fampai.
or did he fuck you in your dreams?

>>1405500
any MMA videos you can link?

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at least post some real shit

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I recommend "13 Hours" : great movie, the guys are hot and they spend a good part of the movie shirtless

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>>1409859
>>1410530
>>1414570
It's about as real as the WMDs in Iraq.

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Hottest solider !!

>>1405500
fuck, you ruined it. thought it was real!

>>1404325
omg colby money

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>>1424662

4178309143

>>1430850
what the fucking fuck... its perf...has to be photoshop

Can we get some more not gay ones....

>>1432442
how the hell can u tell their sexuality from a photo???

>>1432562
Not all, but some definitely look like strippers in army outfits and shit like that. Idk why he thinks they're gay though.

>>1432758
jesus christ

>>1432788
Agreed. Damn

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Oh those russians..

>>1432435
That's Esteban from NTV's Gandia Shore

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Can never have enough cuddles

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>>1384111
This is my fetish, I wanna be a femmy twink private who gets passed around the barracks to help everyone relieve stress after a long sweaty day of working out (while I cleaned their room and washed their uniforms for them)

>>1440828
They could even give me a special uniform with tight little shorts and then whenever a soldier is done with me I could say "thank you for your service" ~

>>1442091
FUCK BOOGER HOOK OF THE BANG SWITCH REEEEEE