Dilf thread

>>1363783
Great thread, faggot.

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I am no gay, but is it just me, or is Steven Ogg a really good looking guy

>>1363837
>I am no gay
>think a guy is attractive
>posts on a gay porn board
You definitely aren't gay.

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>>1363837
>I am no gay
>on a gay-themed portion of a columbian drug and meme cartel origami board
Is this real life anymore?

There's this fucking -hot- DILF in this class I attend, and I have never wanted to jump someone's bones more than I have his. Married, perfect dad body, its Florida so he wears these mesh shorts all the time and I swear I can see his cock through them. Also - I found a video on squirt the other day and I swear he's in it.
I dunno how to subtly tell a maybe straight dude that I want to deepthroat his hog.

>>1363837
Strangely attractive, I was attracted to Trevor in GTA.

Don't ask..

>>1363955

you don't have to say anything.
just stare at his junk.
repeatedly.
until he notices.
his body language will then let you know if he's interested or not.

>>1364000
Dang. I might have to try that sometime.

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>>1364000
>if you said something like that to me, i would feel flattered, get bone-hard and use you like a flesh-jack with an expiration date
Ugh, where were you when I needed you years ago.

>>1364029
i mean idk dude it doesn't really seem like a CS class is that much of a hotbed for gay hookups

>>1363783
omg whos this guy

>>1364211
>dude, back in the day, i used to bump into guys
>i used

50+ year old AIDS ridden queen detected.

Pls go, your generation invented AIDS.

Sure, just don't forget to let them beat you up when they are having difficulty to ejaculate and put the blames on you because 'My ego, bitch!'.
No thanks. Think I'm gonna stick to people my age, much better.

>>1364737
That anon is right. You sound like butthurt faggot.

>>1366727
>No thanks. Think I'm gonna stick to people my age, much better.
isnt fucking 13y/olds illegal?

>>1364737
They want daddies or attracted to daddies because they wish to fill up a void in their hearts from childhood. At least most of them.

Shit! Sorry, this >>1367770 was meant for >>1366727 not >>1364737

>>1364211
>in the supermarket and end up hooking up with them, or getting finding a straight guy in a straight bar and fucking him.

How even

Teach me the ways of gay voodoo

>>1367902
Inside his head obviously.

>>1368596
Disgusting! Get it away from this thread.

>>1368596
hes hot

>>1368596
source

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>>1370495

Thanks

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>>1370495
>>1370537

Thanks

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>>1370495
>>1370537
>>1370539

Thaaaaanks
That man is so attractive, I'm swooning all over him

>>1370537
>>1370539
>>1370541
stop repling to your own posts its embarrassing

>>1371710
He's posting pictures. Stop being a thread-policing nag.

>>1371819
while thanking himself like he is somebody else? lol k

>>1371832
>thinks he's Sherlock Holmes
>still nagging
>will definitely get the last word
topkek

>>1367902
The majority of my gay hookups have been spontaneous with "straight" men as well.

Tripping at an outdoor concert, pissing in a Tops' bathroom, drinking at house parties, showering or changing at the YMCA. Im not even good-looking or visibly gay. Just a regular burly dude

Its really easy magic. Just a matter of smiling, being attentive, using your eyes right, and being confident enough to be receptive and not scare either of you off

>>1371866
He definitely had a point though.

>>1369162
This one is my favorite. holy crap if he's ever in Northern Cali

>>1364000
Listen, no offense but, you odviosly have NO experience with seducing straight men. Firstly, it rarely ends in banging, it usually end with either him getting creeped out and avoiding you or getting pissed and having your jaw broken. So to sum it up, keep your gay crushes to yourself before you fuck up the little chance you have.

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>>1366747
OH DAAAAAAMN

>>1366727
Maybe you're just a shitty lay, anon.

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bear bar in san francisco called the lone star on harrison. hotties like pic related go there on sunday afternoons for beer bust. used to be real busy. not sure if it's still a thing.

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I'm seeing a sexy dad who has PE... that or I make his dick diamonds. First time was awesome and he came after about 10 minutes. 2nd time he tried to stick it in my butt, but came immediately. He was so embarrassed. So cute. Pic related reminds me of him and his cleft chin.

>>1373923
Went there a few months ago, it was dead aside from some awful old men but I went during off hours. I like SD better for gay and bear bars anyways, regardless of the fact that it's closer for me. SF is washed out and over exposed as far as gay life goes.

>>1363979
You say that like you're the only one.

>>1377022
Went to Pecs on University in San Diego.
Everyone I met told me they had AIDS.
Never went back.

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i want this man so bad

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>>1379882

>>1382512
Fuck, who is this guy again? I remember him from xtube years ago. He had a lot of shoe fetish vids, but he was so fucking hot. Deleted them all and started his own site.

Boston something was his username...

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a friend's dad

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>>1383017

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>>1383019

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I got a picture of his beautiful ass but is a tiny picture and he is like with another 26 dudes showing asses so i'll have to explain which one is him, if someone is interested let me know

>>1383022

>>1383992
Woof

Why don't we give men washtub baths anymore?

>>1383992
Fucking adorable

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Just fuck me already!

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wish i knew who this guy is

>>1386125
His name is Dilf McThunderfuck

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Fresh Andre with his latin bf

>>1364211
please fucking hang yourself

>>1387808
YES
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>>1387823

not the op, but I've had this set saved on tumblr for MONTHS. I can't find anymore but this. AND I WANT SO MUCH MORE.

http://weneedginger.tumblr.com/post/118633842747

>>1387829
yum
ty anon

>>1387830

I FOUND THE SOURCE. http://allabitfuzzy.tumblr.com/

Though sadly there isn't much too scandalous, I found one rear picture of him.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jga4NYKy1r0vib1.jpg

and this one from his bf's blog:
http://65.media.tumblr.com/2dbb2349a65a453014c486eaa48a1f20/tumblr_inline_nbsla39fCN1sgk8qh.jpg

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>>1364193
>he pins you to the bed
>your back is covered in his sweat as he slides his daddy dick into you
>you try to crawl forward but he holds you in a headlock and whispers into your ear "don't run from daddy, boy"
>"yess daddy"
>you feel him clench up pump his load deep into you
>"did you like that boy? my seed deep into your pussy? I'm going to impregnate you couple more times and then you're mine forever"
>he spreads your legs out with his, and slides it in again
>it's going to be a long night

>>1387836
noice ty anon!

>>1364737

Technically, someone who is 50 would be born in 1965 or 1966, too young to have "invented" AIDS which began hitting the gay community in 1981 when they would have been still in high school. Plus back then people didn't come out most of the time until at LEAST college, like age 20-25, which would be late 80s, after thousands had already died or AIDS.

LRN2 Math

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>>1387849

Cont'd: The generation who "quote-unquote INVENTED" AIDS were around 30 or so in the early 80s, making them mid 60s now. Learn some history if you're gonna claim faggothood.

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Guy on grindr in my city. He's 46 years old

>>1387842
hnnnnnnnnggggggg

>>1387859
why the fuck aren't you all up in that already

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Hi son. You're looking handsome tonight.

>>1385227
Who is this guy?

>>1390130
Who is this guy

>>1373918
>.
who dis

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>>1390390
Back from the bar. The second I got there this total dilf pressed up on me, rested his cock on my thighs and closed out his tab before I even got my first drink.

Totally missed out because I mean 9/10, at the same time come on man some of us twinks are here to drinks.

>>1390682

didn't realize Tim was so short
*feeling deflated*

>>1390832
He's 6ft...

>>1390673
holy fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>>1391810
I was thinking he was like 6'5" or something.
I need a top that looks exactly like him except has darker body hair and is at least 6'4"
Anyone know of any pornstars like that?
Big, uncut, hairy, tall.
I mean Jarec Wentworth was close but now he's getting turned into a bottom with AIDS in prison so who am I supposed to wank off to?

>tfw when tall masc bottom that everyone thinks is a top

>>1391924
Billy santoro?

>>1391929

yeah, he's close but almost too muscly and his dick is kinda small for my taste.

girth brooks is good from the neck down but that face!

>>1386374
Any more of this guy? Literally perfection.

>>1363979
no, man. trevor was easily most relatable/attractive character. he was what any of us would be if we had the resources lol

>>1396253
pls fuck me daddy

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>>1396616

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>>1396617

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just look at him!!
dat aesthetics

>>1398709
Is doesn't matter how people feel. This is 4chan, land of the mentally ill. But you are really hot! Now I want to date a guy from Turkey!... Although all my Armenian relatives might disapprove...

Thanks dude but you are wrong yes i am from turkey but i am half armeniand and trust me there is no any genoside. If someone wants to gollow me xbatuhanozen my instagram. You can dm me.

>>1398726
There was no genocide. Topkek

>>1398709
Both very cute would watch porn of

>>1398709
>He's from french.
>Taking a break from the coup to post from Nice, Turkey.
>Underage ban.

There is a theatre not a coup. This coup planned mounths ago by our sexy dictator. People totally support him now but me hehe.

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he is a gay actor.

>>1381285
FUCKME
U
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K
M
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>>1396616
dicknipples

>>1396616
his face is too big for his head

>>1398739 burda da mı erdoğan

>>1383025
show please

>>1387849
>>1387853

Take your logical, well thought out math shit elsewhere, you intelligent cuck. Your kind ain't well around here.

>>1368596
source?

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>>1363783
>tfw no dilf bf

>>1396253
his Instagram is nothing but a thirst trap it's ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFgZOMyk274

>>1398745
Tiny head is tiny lol

>>1402798
Link?

>>1387823
http://allabitfuzzy.tumblr.com/tagged/gpoy

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>>1403912
he's a cutie with a cute smile
he looked even better without the beard, I'm referring to the guy on the right btw

>>1398954
Stop complimenting yourself you autistic faggot. We get that you managed to miss the point of the post already.

Absolutely disgusting.

Gays should be shot at 40.

>>1404156
Krasnak 2020

>>1404156
go away asshole

>>1404156
Feel free to end yourself at any time then, because you're going to end up being the creepy gay at 40 who can only get off on younger guys

>>1393203
the hottest thing about this pic is his keen fashion sense

>>1398745
I think I know that guy. His name is Dustin or something?

>>1398745
Located.

>>1405985
Who is this spunk monk?

>>1406602
Atle Skilbrei, baires03 on his Instagram.
IG really is a good place if you can bear the "no dick pics" thing.

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>>1406717
Thanks. This guy's body is unreal

>>1363837
>>1363979
Ditto

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One of my older fuck buddies

>>1391924
Dillon Buck

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dad i'd like to fuck

>>1420688
That's the kind of face you want looking down at you while you blow him.

>>1400689
Oh my god who is this man?

>>1393203
pencil dick eww

>>1387859
DUDE, he goes by the name of Rod and he lives near me!
He's really elusive and hard short as. Never managed to score with him either. I reckon he's a gogo dancer in some stripper joint, by my convos with him.
hot as fark tho

>>1370541
why are you thanking yourself?

>>1422727
David Goldenberg

>>1387859
>He's 46 years old
>>1424282
>I reckon he's a gogo dancer in some stripper joint, by my convos with him.

a gogo dancer at 46...
i guess gay death is just a meme.

>>1424550
>gay death is just a meme
Gay death is just a state of mind. It's what happens when someone values nothing but looks and youth, and then their lifestyle implodes when time catches up to them. Most of us get a reality check before that happens.

>>1386093
Source?

>>1423429
>bears and the Dreamworks-face

Fucking stop.

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Twink with serious daddy issues here

Bringing firepower to this thread

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>>1363783

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>>1405094

>>1429504

Perfect.

>>1429495
OMG. I would love to fuck a muscle bottom like that. 10/10

>>1420688
That's a beautiful daddy... I want him

>>1433356
Source!

>>1429507
holy shit, I wanna fuck him with my boy cock and cream inside him

>>1363854
is this photoshopped?

>>1434843
Don't think so

>>1434553

I just wanna stuff my face in his pubes and suck that cock and become a cock slave to him, mmm.

>>1435886

any more of this guy?
he is seriously my type.

>>1369162
Do we know his name?

>>1436163

you must be new here
http://abeardedboy.com/

>>1435825
That dick...I wanna taste it. I wanna taste it bad.

>>1435887
just
:(

>>1415250
Who is this?

>>1435824
holy fuck i'm in love

>>1436223
Yeah, kind of.
Thanks!

I'm curious.
Are you guys attracted to DILF looking men or actual DILFS?
I like DILFS but I totally would be a massive slut for a guy who has an actual child. Something about them being a father is incredibly sexy to me, or i may just have daddy issues.

> creeping around on Facebook for pics of friend's dads by searching their albums, their mom's albums, etc.

Who /depraved/ here?

>>1438719
>bothering to creep facebook when theres thousands of naked, actually hot porn vids of daddies 3 clicks away

>>1438720
It's part of the taboo, anon.

DILFS.Are.Life.