Cruising

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The best place in my town is next to the river near an industrial area where truck drivers are delivering goods to warehouses and taking a lunch break. There is a levee with trails through the bushes down to the river. Men are usually walking there looking for sex around lunch time and then again in the evening. I just glance at their crotch and they usually know I want it and then they follow me to a secluded place. I have sucked hundreds of cocks and got fucked a couple of times. Mostly hot manly men in their 30s and 40s just looking to dump a quick load. Usually we don't even talk, I just drop to my knees and they pull out their cocks and I start sucking. Heaven!

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I have also sucked some dick in the bathroom on the 3rd floor of the library at my school. That floor has the Foreign Language books and Sociology and Psychology books and so there are usually closeted guys looking for books about being gay and coming out of the closet and they go there on Saturday mornings because it is quiet and not many people are there at that time and I just wait nearby and usually a cute guy will look for a book in that section and he is very paranoid about people seeing him and then he reads the book standing up in the aisle and I walk by and look at his dick and often he has a visible erection in his pants so then I just grab my cock and nod at him and he follows me to the bathroom and we suck each other in the stall listening for anyone to enter so that we don't get caught. This works well also on holidays when most people have left campus, like over Christmas and Spring Break.

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Sometimes I go hiking in the National Forest on the weekends. Once I get out on the trail I take my shorts off and walk with my cock flopping in the breeze. It feels amazing. I wonder if any other guys do this.

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>>1362212
When I was a kid in Jr. High and High School, I used to high-tail it out past the highway and into the wooded area by the railroad tracks. There was an abandoned factory out there and everything was overgrown. At first, I just used to read the graffiti, explore and jerk off a lot, then I spied one of the High School basketball players getting head from a kid who went to school with me in the 8th grade. It was fucking awesome. Later I started hanging out with the guy from my class and got him out to the warehouse and had him suck my dick. This happened several times and he finally told me the best times to go to find other guys for hookups.

I found that some of the older guys (some much older than High School) seemed to like younger tough guys like me, but I always turned them down when they wanted to fuck me, since I only got sucked.

But then there was this one really handsome guy hanging around and he made me feel different and we ended up sucking each other and this was the first time I ever sucked dick. He had a large, thick penis and he was very sexy. We hooked up several times and I finally let him fuck me. It hurt a lot, but after awhile, it felt so good, I came while he was pumping his jizz into me.

He fucked me maybe 5 times after that, maybe over a couple weeks, then lost interest in me, which bummed me out. But then I started fucking guys, getting fucked and sucking as much dick as I could get. Place was a goldmine.

My bud from school got raped there by a couple rough guys, though, so I had to be more careful, plus I saw a High School kid getting forced over a low wall and fucked by another guy I hadn't seen before.

After that, I found other places and found I could make regular dinero by letting guys suck me, by sucking dick or buttfucking, so I threw myself into this. It was a real learning experience and there were several bad situations I got into, but I maintained a high grade point average all through High School.

>>1362239
>found I could make regular dinero by letting guys suck me, by sucking dick or buttfucking

how did you do this?
how much did you charge?
i want to do this but don't know what to say.

Never found a good spot for full on cruising sadly as everywhere was either being cracked down on or I could never get there at a good time.
Closest I've ever been is this one time on Grindr where someone told me to meet him under a train bridge, he sucked me off, gave me a condom and some lube and I fucked him
It got a little scary since a jogger ran past while his trousers were down

Wish I could go cruising, but western australia is shit for this kind of stuff
plus all the guys on grindr are prudes

>>1363227
Why would a prude be on grindr?

There is a gym here in Charlotte. It has a huge locker room, with showers, a dry sauna, hot tub, and stream room. everything is open and there are no privacy walls. There's a lot of hot nude guys and every time I go I get offered sex in some form from a few guys. They will jerk you off in the hot tub if you let them. I mostly go to show off

>>1363271
> I mostly go to show off
Fucking tease.

>>1362212
I have never cruised personally, but people tried to "cruise" me (does that make sense?) and I always find myself in tragic situations with people trying to pick me up in desperate ways (sometimes looking me up n down and saying shit like "damn"), also, I always decline.

>working late
>around 11 at night head home
>know rest stop on highway that's known for cruising
>decide to stop off, still in my suit
>not many cars around
>go inside, empty. take piss and head out
>meet state cop in the parking lot
>"excuse me sir. did you have any problems in there? did anyone approach you for sex?"
>"nope. just took a leak and going home"
>he nods and goes into the mens room
>get in my car and leave

learned it was a big crackdown on sex in rest stops

>>1363283
>I have never cruised personally, but people tried to "cruise" me (does that make sense?)

sure

>driving to see my son in college
>stop at rest area for a break
>go into bathroom and take a leak
>turn around and there's a guy at the sink
>he's older, looks like he sleeps in his clothes
>"you' re certainly a handsome guy" [wtf no preliminaries???]
>"I have a camper outside. would you like to see the inside?"
>nope it out of there

>>1362256
>i want to do this but don't know what to say.

You are young and you have a penis and an asshole, ain't much more to it than this. The slang word for this used to be chicken, but nowadays other words are probably in fashion. Younger guys always get top dollar, particularly if they're blonde and blue eyed like I was and look halfway decent.

We didn't have the internet back then and most shit is now done online via rent boy sites or grindr or craigslist or whatever.

A couple years ago, I was back in the hometown and visited the 'ruin' and it's even more wooded now, but still a hangout place now, but junkies and punks have mostly taken over, but I did see a couple guys hanging around for sex. I also saw one young guy who couldn't be older than 15 looking for action, but he looked so vulnerable, I figured that sooner or later, he'd be raped or victimized.

The smart boys got tough, fortunately I got lucky before I got tough, so I was mostly OK, but I had a friend who got raped by a couple cons. I found safer places to ply my trade and pretty much started supporting myself all through High School and College.

No one would ever figure I used to be Trade. There's a lot of guys nowadays who use hookup apps to make money on the side, and it's probably not as dangerous for them since they're not 'Street' Trade with the wonders of smart phones and apps and no-cash transactions. Who'd have thunk it?

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>>1362212
>15
>camping with folks upstate
>shitty campground, mostly for adults who work too much and earn too little, lol
>most folks in campers with their own bathrooms
>a few shitty concrete block restrooms scattered around
>stink of urinal cakes and piss
>flies
>i've been hiking around by the lake, need to piss
>after i reach the piss-house, the smell is so bad, i just decide to walk around in back to take a leak
>start to piss at the back of the building by a tree
>another kid saunters up out of nowhere
>stares at my dick
>starts saying how nice it is
>i fucking get hard and just stand there
>scared half to death, but turned on
>he starts playing with it
>says we should go farther into the woods
>ok, here we are
>he pulls his dick out, which is smaller than mine and circumcised
>his dick head is purple, which is amazing to me
>we're playing with each other, it's pretty intense feeling
>he kneels down in front of me and starts sucking away
>i'm not objecting and it's the most intense feeling in the world
>i grab his head when he goes all the way down to my balls, but he starts choking
>keeps it up for awhile, then pulls off
>asks me if i ever fucked
>shake head no
>he slobbers all over my dick, then turns around and bends over
>i'm scared someone's going to see us, but he says it's ok and plants my boner at his hole
>i jab it in, but this hurts him and he pulls off, takes charge
>eventually he's comfortable with it and i fuck him
>i probably fucked like a jackrabbit, but what did i know
>when i came inside him, i felt like i was passing out
>afterwards, i stuffed my dick back in my pants and ran off
>saw the guy a couple more times that week, but avoided him, so i was a jerk about it, but wtf
>back home that summer, i told one of my friend's about the experience
>fucking turned him on
>turns out he wanted to try it too
>spent the rest of the summer fucking my bud in the ass
>started cruising the woods by the tracks
>i was a complete slut by my senior year

>>1363303
I fucking hate when stuff like this happens, it also creeps/freaks me out and I feel uncomfortable as fuck.

here's one 2 days ago:

>me going top get a haircut (since I haven't had one in about 2 months)
>go sit on the chair, he says "you need a pillow or something soft to sit on" (I didn't care because that didn't make sense)
>the barber starts cutting my hair
>he softly pinches my cheek about 2 times (I didn't get the hint)
>before he finishes he leans down and says "if you like the haircut give me your phone number"
>I feel uncomfortable and just hand him the money pretending I didn't hear anything
It always feels weird and uneasy when people hit on me, just try having a normal conversation with me instead of cutting straight to the point, I have had so much more stuff like this happened to me.

>>1363271
Whats this place called

>>1363442
Charlotte Athletic Club
100 North Tryon Street Charlotte, North Carolina

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>>1362239
fucking hot

>>1363752
Yeah, I was pretty much horned up all the time and ended up trying everything. Once I started accepting, then demanding payment for it, I got smart. I found that I got pretty good at milking more cash out of some guys and learned to avoid others. You know even uglier guys who can pay you more and will treat you better are far more 'attractive' than handsome dudes who will try to hurt you or rip you off.

There was this one older guy, a DILF in today's slang, who had a perfect dad bod (basic aging pretty boy). I really liked him and he treated me nice. It started with him just sucking me, but then he wanted more and I finally started fucking him. At some point (God knows why), he started fucking me and it got this weird father-son vibe going on. This man didn't have a large penis, but man could he fuck. He finally ended it one day while I was in High School. I always wondered why, but I think I just aged out, you know.

In college, I pretty much was rough trade or top guy, guys seemed to pay more for this and I had more control. I made most of my money my last two years of college doing this. Sad to say, I actually used my dick on an economics prof in order to bump my grade up to an A one semester. He was into me and one of the football jocks big time, lol.

Not the hottest but my first time cruising.

>Freshman year of college, in the closet.
>Hear there's a glory hole in the building basement by guys joking in class.
>Horny AF. Finally get up the nerve, wait around till its quiet.
>Both stalls busy, pee and open/close door pretending to go out to see if I've caught them mid-play.
>Wait by door 5 minutes, no play sounds. One guy flushes several times, clears throat and then finally goes to leave.
>Pretend I'm just coming in and see old chubby guy comes out looking frustrated, he stares at me like he wants to say/do something but I don't make eye contact.
>Go into stall, hole is big but badly covered in crushed tp.
>Peek through the gaps, late 30's maybe early 40's attractive fit scruffy probably middle-eastern.
>Just sits there reading something for 10 minutes, seems to be ignoring me.
>Too horny now to think it might be a trap, since he's been there for at least 20 minutes with nothing going on.
>Be bold and push some paper out of the hole, new so don't know any rules but wanting to make it obvious what I was after.
>Think I hear a chuckle and he leans as if to have a look.
>Lean back, try not to jack off too furiously.
>Puts some pen I didn't even notice and whatever he was reading away and begins to jack off slowly

>>1364046
Continued.


>Ecstatic by now, but not sure what to do to indicate I want to suck him off.
>Motion with my hand, he stands.
>Thick cock, 7 inches at least. Looks fucking beautiful.
>Smells fucking beautiful. Didn't even know cocks could smell so good. Intoxicating manly smell clings to his cock and balls.
>Porn taught me about sucking balls so I go for it. Way off the edge at his point trying to rub my face all over his cock.
>Finally get his cock in my mouth, start to get a little self conscious cause I want to make sure he's enjoying it.
>Trying not to go too slow or fast, remember no teeth, don't forget the sucking part, but really enjoying how soft feels in my mouth.
>One hand on his balls, one at the base of his cock, thanks porn.
>I don't gag so easy so I try to deep throat. No gag but It just won't go in so I go back to the tip.
>Tip tastes good, guess it's precum.
>Keep digging at the tip with my tongue.
>Guess I wasn't doing too bad a job because he cums in my mouth.
>Swallow because I'm a fuckign champ like that, also too horny and it sets me off too.
>He gets up and leaves.
>I wait cause now that I'm not horny I'm paranoid again and don't want him to see me.
>Leave sated with a sense of accomplishment.
>Walk all the way up to my dorm with the taste of his cum in my mouth.
>Scratch my nose and can smell his balls.
>Pretend to scratch my nose constantly, get home and jack off sniffing my hand.
>Next semester go to my adviser in my major's building.
>See the guy and guess he's an administrator or maybe a professor.
>Take more major related classes so I have to dodge him in the halls hoping he doesn't remember me.

>Fucking horny 14 yo
>Hear talk about a pissoir in the park and guys doing stuff
>Lurk
>Not much going on during the afternoon apparently
>Sneak away one night
>Watch from distance
>Seems to be a lot going on
>Get up nerve another night
>See a few chavs hanging round, older
>Finally, all but one leave
>He heads into the facility
>My penis is so hard it hurts
>Go inside
>Older guy is there, dick hanging out, looking around, stroking
>The one chav is there, leaning against the wall
>His hands are jammed into his pocket
>He nods at me
>He looks like sex on a stick
>I stand at the urinal close to him
>Finally pull out my boner
>Chav boy smiles and does the same
>Older guy makes noises and starts fapping furiously
>I'm terrified, but I reach over and touch chav boy's peter
>The older man cums, suddenly and loudly, then quickly stuffs himself up and books
>Chav boy pushes me down on his knob and I try to perform
>Apparently I'm too toothy for his liking, lol
>He leads me into the filthy, decrepit stall
>Forces his erection into my bum
>Hurts like nothing on this earth, but I can't stop him
>Even through the pain, I end up ejaculating all over the toilet and back wall
>When he's done, he pulls out, wipes his penis with toilet paper, smirks at me and he, too, leaves
>Sit down on the toilet, clean out my ass and jerk myself to completion again
>Not the best way to lose your virginity
>Only my first experience cottaging
>It got much better though

some guy came into a public bathroom with me yesterday and he started like moaning to himself in the mirror, and while he was pissing he started a conversation with me about the weather...I just said "YEP" and walked out, is it normal for guys to randomly start talking to you while they're pissing? lol

>>1362212
This happened to my friend, which we both found pretty funny
> he's at university during the middle of the day
> needs to drop the kiddies off at the pool
> heads to one of the main bathrooms
> in the stall with headphones on
> unconciously tapping his foot to the beat
> suddenly a hand appears under the wall
> said hand gestures towards him
> he sits there awkwards as fuck, no idea what to do
> ends up leaving really quickly
It was lunch time a busy restroom, what the fuck

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>>1364147

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>>1364179
>> unconciously tapping his foot to the beat

aaaannd, there it is, lol

hey, didn't a u.s. senator get brought down by an undercover policeman for doing this at an airport lavatory?

larry craig, that's it

>>1364283

>aaaannd, there it is, lol
Why have you written that as if you're the one who's just solved the mystery as to why this happened. The original poster included this in the post/the friend thought it was mention worthy because they both knew that was the exact reason this happened. Moron.

My one and only cruising experience- it was the second cock I ever sucked.

In grad school in major metro area...summer school- all my friends gone for the summer...too hot, no AC, bouncing off the walls crazy horny...decide to ride my bike to a park to study...laying on a blanket studying...old man walks up- too chatty...squats down and out of his shorts pops the biggest cock I have ever seen...I stare but dont freak out or say anything...he gives it a few squeezes and smiles and tells me to follow him...he gets up walks toward wooded area...I sit there heart pounding not knowing what to do...he motions me from afar...finally get up..follow him into the woods...he pushes me down...I suck his fat cock for what seemed like 5 seconds but was probably more like 2-3 minutes- he cums all over my face and chest...zips up and jets and I am left kneeling in the forest with a face full of cum...go back to blanket dazed wondering wtf just happened...go home and fap for days.

Spent many an hour since on my knees servicing old dudes with big cocks :)

>>1364292
aaaannd, maybe i was just agreeing with him and contibuting a visual and a reference.

Idiot.

>>1364179
thats fucking genius if you don't want to get busted.
>put on last.fm scrobbler on phone
>put on music
>tap with foot
>if it's a cop tell them you have been tapping to the music
>proof of it on last.fm with exact time

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There's this big park near where I work that has roads all the way through it in a big circle with small parking lots every so often for people to get out and walk their dogs and a couple of bathrooms and a wooded stream. I go there on my lunch hour and eat my lunch and there are always cute young guys who drive up and park next to me. I'm in a pickup truck up pretty high so I can see down into their cars and they often pull out their cocks and start jerking off if they see me watching them. If nobody else is around I open my door and pull out my dick and show it to them and then they come get in my truck and suck me off or we take a walk into the woods and they blow me. I have fucked a couple of dudes when I have rubbers and lube handy. Best part is I never see them again and there is nothing on my phone for my wife to discover.

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>>1365734
I did this type of thing for years and I was very careful, but you can still get STIs like the clap and herpes and NSU from getting your knob slobbered on.

The condoms kept my dick clean and safe, but I did end up getting gonorrhea once and non-specific urethritis another time from getting my dick sucked.

You think you've experienced awkward until you have to explain to your gf of ten years how you ended up giving her the clap you didn't even know you'd contracted. She never found out about all the guys who'd blown me anonymously or the handful of dudes I'd fucked in the bushes, but it was still pretty awful.

These days, I limit my grindr activities and only rarely do old-fashioned cruising, but I have flavoured condoms for when I get my dick sucked and don't just use them for butt fucking. The crowd favs seem to be the ones that are liquor flavoured: whiskey, rum and scotch.

That huge rush from anonymous car-park and app sex is an immensely satisfying thing, but I've learned to be a lot more careful these days.

>>1364147
god save the queen

>>1365734
Do you have source for this magnificent picture?

>>1365965
Jay Rising & Travis Stevens – Desperate Teens ,Part 3
http://www.myvidster.com/video/37413229/Desperate_Teens_part_3_Jay_Rising_Travis_Stevens

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saw a guy wearing this shirt on the street and got and instant erection so i followed him for about 15 minutes until he noticed me and went into a bathroom. walked up next to him at the urinal and he had his cock out and it was hard (and huge) and he let me stroke it a few times before we went into a stall and he let me suck it then he shot a load on the wall and left. i wanted to lick it off the wall but that seemed too disgusting so i just watched it run down and jacked off. i always look at guys shirts now.

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>>1364166
>is it normal for guys to randomly start talking to you while they're pissing?

only if they're drunk, then the barriers come down, usually you only do this with your bros or brothers

i've had a few guys try to come onto me this way, once notably at the county fair in the old facility with a giant trough urinal along one wall

and yes, it can be creepy as hell, but if the other dude's good looking and you're horny enough, it can be fun

>ride a mountain bike for fun
>know one trail area that is known for cruising but sucks for biking so never go there
>in my favorite place deep in he woods
>at trail intersection, stop for a drink of water
>two other riders come up. stop and chat
>third rider comes up, older, gray hair
>first two say good-bye and leave. older guy stays
>>he's smiling at me and starts rubbing his crotch
>give hi m the "follow me" nod and ride off
>take him down a trail and have to dismount to get over fallen trees (so no one ever uses this trail)
>deep off the trail now
>he walks right over, kneels down and tells me to show him my cock
>pull it out and he starts sucking on it
>not a bad blow job
>after a few minutes he stands up, hands me a condom and some lube, turns around, pulls his shorts down and leans up against a tree
>nice bubble butt for an older gut (must be all the riding)
>wrap and lube up and slide into his ass
>don't want to take forever so start fucking him fast and hard
>he's moaning and saying "fuck me son". I almost lose my hard-on but keep going
>finally blow my load
>pull out and get ready to leave
>notice he blew his load on the tree
>ride off
>never saw him again and never propositioned on that trail again

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>>1367321
>"fuck me son"

yeah, almost lost the wind in your sails on that one. sometimes, guys in the throes of being fucked occasionally yell something like "fuck me daddy" to me, but it's just all part of their fantasy and you just got to ride with it. kudos on you guys using protection: too many times with unexpected or cruising hookups, guys don't have them or don't use them.

hot story and a little envious bro

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>>1362212

>be me
>wear sweat pants to the grocery store
>everybody looking at my crotch
>buy some beer
>checkout clerk tells me he gets off in an hour
>tell him i'm having a party, he should stop by
>drink a couple of beers waiting for him to get there
>nice buzz going when i answer the door
>he immediately drops to his knees and sucks a load out of me right there in the entryway
>thanks me and leaves
>feels good man

>>1367350
funny as fuck. and here me thinking sweatpants were just too 'revealing' to wear in public, lol.

i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together cruising. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his cunt. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

>>1367486
Nice copypasta, lad.

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>>1367486
>nite
night

>hamstead heath
hampstead heath

>quite part of the heath
quiet part of the heath

FTFY

¿Do you even British?

>>1363236
>Why would a prude be on grindr?
Self-hating prudes.

>>1363313
>fucking my bud in the ass

>>1363746
>North Carolina
LOL

99.9% of cruisers are people with STDs or old, fat guys. If that's what you're into, then go for it.

>>1367569
This has been my experience in my few, misguided attempts. There's a reason most people use hookup apps instead of searching the forest and rest stops, we don't need to hide to be gay anymore.

>>1367569

More accurately, they are closet cases, probably married to a woman with kiddos.

>>1367604
Even worse.

>>1367569
That's a shame. Part of me gets off on the seediness of it all, on one hand it's nice how it's all dirty but in the back of my mind I'm still worried about the other guys.

I was actually considering heading out to cruise or go to a glory hole or something (I'm 19, twinky as hell) but I'm totally reconsidering, Maybe if I ever get a boyfriend we can just go fuck in the woods or something.

>bumpety bump bump

>>1367569
>23
I wouldn't say 99, more like 70

What are some good cruising sites?

>>1368610
you could try squirt and men4sexnow, but be aware that undercover police ALSO have internet access.

Only had one guy ever try to cruise me. Was at JC Penny's or Macy's or something and went to try on some clothes. All the lights were out in the changing booths except for the last two stalls, so I took one of those ones. Few minutes later some loud guy barges in and takes the stall directly across from me. He kept coughing and rattling his hangers and stuff. Thought I heard him say something to me so I stopped changing and listened closer and he was just repeating, "A good suck... a good suck." quietly. He sounded old and weird and at the time I didn't even know that cruising was a real thing so nothing happened. He left before I did so I never saw his face either.

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>>1362212
I was in an old department store near closing time and buying a good pair of hiking boots and pants that I would need the next day. The guy who waited on me was a good looking guy, being unusually solicitous. We were basically the only ones left on the floor.

I was back in the old changing rooms, which were basically just curtains with rings on a rod. He ended up standing there in the doorway while I changed, looking at me intently while I pulled on the trousers and make a great show of helping me lace up the boots and ensure they fit well.

It got kind of obvious when he started touching my ass to see the fit of the trousers.

Finally, I just turned to face him with my obvious erection and just stood there with my thumbs hooked in my waistband. His hands were shaking, but he quickly undid things and freed my boner. He sucked me a little bit, then got his out and he just jerked us both off, catching our jizz in the tissue paper from the shoe box.

I ended up buying the boots but not the pants, which he had to ring up afterwards. It was really awkward having to act all cool and professional after what we had just done. I had a boner all the way home on the bus and had to jerk off as soon as I got back to the apartment.

I was a kid at the time, so it was a powerful jerk off fantasy for years.

Never saw the guy again and the department store closed a couple years later when the business district went to hell (thank you for that, Walmart).

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>>1370238
I had a similar story, same location.
>Be me, 23
>Have to buy some pants cuz the old ones doesn't fit anymore
>From Chubby to Hottie the real story
>Dressing room, is only a courtain with rings
>Try the pants look in the mirror i catch an older guy watching
>36, a bit taller than me, muscular and blunt manly face
>Boner.jpg
>I walk out to look a me in the hall mirror
>Cont.

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>>1370258
>Cont.
>The guy comes closer, tells me i look real nice in those pants
>Starts "adjusting" my waist line
>THAT'S NO WAIST LINE IT'S MY ASS
>Adrenaline rush, porn mode: ON
>Takes his hand, get him in the dressing room, close the curtains
>Kiss him. Not a smoker, clean mouth. YES!
>He starts rubbing my dick. I rub his. Hear the vendors going around (the storage is right next to the dressing rooms)
>Someone goes in the next room. Panic at the Disco.wav
>I go out. He tells me he gotta pay for some stuff and then we can go to his place.
>PANIC MODE: STILL ON
>Pay my pants.
>Too much spaghetti
>Run home
>Fap vigorously
>Inmediately regret not going home with the guy.

How exactly do you guys let someone know you're keen?

I was getting changed at the gym the other day, when this guy comes out in just a towel and starts drying himself next to me. I could only give him quick glances as I was with friends, but i'm certain he saw me look, and he wasn't exactly trying to cover himself up 100%.
I'm not the best looking guy (i.m.o), so I can only pretend that he was putting on a display, but if he HAD been interested, how could I have known?

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>>1370645
some dudes want to get noticed, but they don't want sex or only maybe a handy or blowie. they need attention--the ego boost to have another guy notice them or get hot, especially if they're hung and that's all they got going for them.

other guys are looking for action or are open to it and they will telegraph this, so spot their 'tells'.

a guy who only wants attention will strut around like a peacock, sort of teasing you with how his towel is draped and kind of show off his muscles or package as he is changing or showering in front of you. try not to respond too much to that, but if you do obviously notice and he does more, it might mean that he wants more. if he just smirks at you like he's got something over on you, he's just a cock-tease, so don't stroke his ego anymore because it's going nowhere or he might just use your mouth and you won't get any satisfaction.

if you guys start exchanging furtive glances and he unconsciously licks his lips or you guys start staring full on at each other, then you have a chance. he might initiate small talk or get animated and you can tell he wants action. if you are in a gym or locker room setting, you guys might end up getting juice or something, but the chances of you hooking up in the gym are remote and if you do, you're likely to have to rush things or you will get caught, which is 10 kinds of wrong, so it usually goes off site.

some guys seem cool but just want to fight--they'll have sex with you and then try to hurt you because they're super closet gay and homophobic and you don't want to become the victim of their issues.

i hooked up with a dude once from the gym and he was giving all the right signals and we went back to his place nearby, completely aroused. we fucked each other rough for a long time, then he flipped out because he was gay AND a homophobic self-hating head case. we wrecked his bedroom before i got out of there. fucker was on roids.

don't play it too obvious, subtlety works better.

>>1370657
That was weird right?

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>>1370645
>How exactly do you guys let someone know you're keen?

Eye contact is the best method.
If they return your looks and don't shy away from looking into your eyes they are usually interested.
Another 'tell' is touch.
Touching yourself. Touching your dick or balls.
Readjusting while looking directly at him indicates you are horny.
Touch him.
Start with light touches on the upper arm.
Move to the chest.
Then the ass.
If he lets you touch him, he will let you do more.
When it is obvious he is into you, then escalate.
If you are alone in a quiet place then start sexual touching - no need to talk.
If you are in a public place then you need to get him to a private place.
Usually this involves talking, but it can also mean signaling with your eyes "follow me" and indicating with your head where you are going.
If you have to talk (at the gym, in a store) keep it brief and use your masculine voice. It is best if you have a place to go to. "Follow me" and/or "Let's go to my place" work well. If not "Wanna go somewhere?" "You live near here?" "Know someplace to go?"

If you think he's interested but aren't quite sure then say something like "Wanna grab a beer?" "Wanna smoke a joint/bowl?" Those are great ways to buy time until you can read his intentions better.

When I'm cruising I have a plan. My house is clean and I have beer in my fridge. My roommates are gone. Sometimes I use my friend's house if he is at work. I have a key. He uses my house if he knows I'm gone. This works because his house is closer to my gym and my house is closer to the bar he likes. Once I fucked one of his tricks who stopped by about a week after he had fucked him, looking for him.

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Fit guy had me over and pulled me into the boo and gave me this dick. Amazing

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>>1370685
uh, yeah

i'm attracted to tough-ass gym rats like me and i like rough sex, getting and giving. about 1 in 10 hookups go south one way or another because you're dealing with alphas with issues and some of these guys have anger-management issues. i steer clear of the roid babies or try to, because wow. this was the worst i mean the guy totally flipped out when we got up to get cleaned up. the condom was hanging halfway off my dick with a huge mass of jizz inside and i made a stupid joke or something about it and it was like i'd flicked a light-switch inside the dude's head.

we're talking property damage by the time i could get my pants zipped up and get out the door. as i recall i even put my shoes on outside his apartment and thank god my wallet was still in my pants you know.

even more awkward was seeing him at the gym a week or two later. fucker acted like he didn't even recognize me, how do you spell relief?

>>1370739
>Once I fucked one of his tricks who stopped by about a week after he had fucked him, looking for him.

high 5 bro and like cool to have a bud with this type of fuck-pad arrangement.

that trick of his got a sweet deal getting you in the mix too.

>>1370858
Gosh! Straight men like this guy can hate fuck me any given time. His name?

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>>1371756

his name is james ellis

he's a workout guru:

http://www.jamesellisfit.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR_5gzMUBMg

he is an actor, male model, body-builder, motivational speaker, etc.

the guy has a spiritual/physical/moral philosophy and is total hottie eye candy, but he is a committed christian; a committed, unattached, single, bachelor workout coach christian who would never, ever have a gay thought in his life and has said that he doesn't believe being gay is a sin

i get like a full-force i-wanna-be-gay vibe from him, tho, really

he started out as a skinny nerd and decided to become the 190 # hunk he is today

i sometimes fap to his videos after a grueling workout, as a 'reward' you know, lol

>>1363746
I'll have to check it out.

>>1371990
Thank you. :)

>>1363227
im in western australia!

I've never been cruising but I'd love to get the thrill of it. I used to use craigslist all the time, but it's too easy


Big chance asking, but is anyone familiar with the central Florida area? Best spots?

>>1364014
You fucked your professor? Storytime pls

Park in hb area cali. Many time gone to the bathroom and sucked guys off, alot of times If you just hang at the urinal and just act like your pissing the guy next to you will start stroking. Had a guy one time have me follow him to the bushes, I lubed up his cock and stuck it in my shaved hole. He fucked me for about 5 minutes, I told him not to cum in me but he did anyways. Had cum leaking out for hours afterwards. Park is super cruisey at night, if you bend over and hang out by the trail random guys will come over and stick there cocks in you pump n dump style. I've sucked about 15+ cocks over the years there and been fucked multiple times. I love outdoor park hook ups, so lustful and the guys cum so quick it's amazing. I've watched bottoms take load after load from stranger's here. My experience was about 10 years ago, I'm clean and married now. I still visit just to see some action and maybe blow a load in a mouth or on a cock that is in a bottoms ass for lube.

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>>1372995
wow

1. I'm gay
2. I watch a lot of porn
3. I fap like twice a day (used to be about 6-8)
4. I'm part swedish, lol

fortunately, nothing else applies...AND i'm voting for THE DONALD absolutely

does this mean there's hope for me yet and eventually I'm going to 'go straight' start dating butch women with bleached blonde crewcuts, sell my white babies on the black market for beacoup bucks and actually join the newt gingrich fanclub?

you do of course realize that most of the republican white house and congressional staffers are typically gay white male republicans, right?

how does one find a cruising spot?

>>1372995
another slow day exposing that global rothschild conspiracy i see

>>1373005
Squirt.com

>>1362239
What about diseases?

>>1373003
>most Republican staffers are gay men
I'll never understand how people can function in society when they are this detached from reality.

>>1373065
YOU have never actually been anywhere official in Washington, D.C., have you?

Here's one link from just a few years ago, The Washington Post:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/06/AR2010100604540.html

Both sides of the aisle, honey-pie, and even Eisenhower and Reagan were surrounded by gay guys, sorry to disappoint

Truth be told, many governments east and west, historically and during modern times, are essentially functioning because gay guys are running things behind the scenes

Lots of cruising going on, too, but we got apps today

>>1373072
>Truth be told, many governments east and west, historically and during modern times, are essentially functioning because gay guys are running things behind the scenes
Uhhhhhh, should we tell him?

>>1373072
lol Anecdotes from openly gay dems and mailing lists, Republicans wearing pink shirts, gay mafia...

So how about evidence for your actual claim, that most Republican staffers are gay?

>>1373077
go into an office and see, if you have any gaydar at all it will be obvious

>>1373077
>So how about evidence for your actual claim, that most Republican staffers are gay?
>go into an office and see, if you have any gaydar at all it will be obvious
Wow.

a lot of people know that a helluva lot of political and business deals are struck at after-hours bars and on golf courses on the links or in the clubhouses

many are also made at athletic clubs

some are made in the restrooms

wonder how many were made via blowjob from cruising staffers on capital hill, lol

>>1373077
There are lots of gay Republicans. There's a hell of a lot more going on in politics than muh social justice. Smart gays recognize that fiscal issues trump batshit social issues that the GOP only oppose for votes from retards in the South.

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>>1365734

>>1373921
Sauce?

>>1373094
The GOP doesn't do very well on fiscal issues though. Trickle down economics from god-emperor Reagan has utterly fucked the middle class, for example.

So, yeah, 26M from NYC. Straight-acting with longtime gf but attracted to guys and curious. Recently hit up 2 video booth joints and sucked a big cock off each time. It was hot at the time but idk if I should keep going. Guilt is kinda catching up to me, but at the same time I really enjoyed being on my knees.

>>1374250
There are way better venues for you to suck dick than video booths or restrooms; try grindr or even cl. You tend to attract a certain type of person at video booths and toilets these days and you're putting yourself at greater risk of assault as well as std infections or arrest.

>>1374253
Truth, man. Guess at this point it's take the leap or get off the diving board. Thanks for the advice!

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Is there an app for finding glory holes?

>>1374250
also from nyc here, if you need your dick sucked let me know

>>1374250
>>1375552
or a nice thick uncut cock to suck on*, rather

>>1375547
craigslist

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>>1375557
thanks, anon

any advice or tips for craigslist?
i'm scared i will get mugged or filmed or murdered or abducted.

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>>1375560

I just search for "gloryhole" on craigslist and answer ads that say they have one. I usually try to talk to the guy on the phone to see if he sounds creepy. Most of them are in people's houses, like in the garage between the garage and the house, some are just cardboard taped in a doorway, others are plywood nailed in place with a hole.

I always leave a handwritten note on my computer desk with the address and phone number of the place I'm going in case I disappear my landlady will eventually find it and call the police but you might want to tell a friend where you are going.

I carry a knife in my sock but I've never had to use it.

Most guys just want to suck my cock and then I leave. Never had any problems to be honest.

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>be 19
>waiting in departure gate at Hamburg Airport about 3PM
>see handsome and fit as fuck guy wearing sporty top and shorts, carrying duffelbag, neat tidy hair
>he approaches the check in desk, asks her a few questions in, kinda laddy accent but polite, clearly a Brit
>sits down a few metres away but facing me, legs wide open, nods
>HNNNNG heart palpitations
>pretend to be reading book whilst furtively glancing at him, catch his eye a few times
>10 minutes pass
>he reaches down to his bag, pulls out clothes, then takes his top off to put on t shirt, no fucks given
>3 hours early, hardly anyone about, but even so
>so muscly, a little hair, especially armpits, ogling him like crazy whilst he's got the top over his head
>still pretending to be reading
>stands up, takes down shorts
>bulge HNNNNNNG hold me
>pulls on jeans, so nonchalant
>trying to control my breathing, not sure if he's sending signals
>he plugs in headphones, chills listening to music, legs open, one hand on his thigh
>spend next half an hour trying to guage him up, more eye contact
>he pulls headphones out, notices me looking, smiles and heads to the bathroom
>THIS IS IT THIS IS IT

1/?

>>1375624

>I follow him to bathroom
>wait a minute, he doesn't come out
>push against the door, it's locked
>knock gently, he comes out
>"Are you alright buddy"?
>stammer, spaghetti, "I thought maybe..."
>he realizes, laughs, "nah mate, you're getting things mixed up, go have a wank, haha"
>heads out
>I am mortified, can't believe this happens
>stay in there for another 5 minutes or so, then resolve to go out and apologize
>he's so chill and laughs about it, clearly flattered, only makes me want him more
>African lady nearby who saw me go after him and can hear the conversation glaring daggers
>tells me to sit and chat
>he's 23, in the British Army stationed in Germany, on his way home to see his girlfriend and family in Reading
>talks about life in the army, says it's all about politics, they don't actually do anything but work out all day which is why he's so ripped, looks like they're gonna pull out of Germany anyhow
>have some music in common, make friends, time until flight passes quickly
>since he's so chill, let him know he's welcome to change his mind
>says he's tempted
>waiting in queue with him, tells me he wished he'd let me blow him now
>quickly laughs and says he's joking, but standing real close
>tell him he's a tease, more laughing
>African lady still glaring daggers

2?

>>1375624
keep going plsssss

>>1375626

>settle down into flight, think about sex the whole way there, stare out window
>so horny and restless, yet squashed in BA economy
>land at Heathrow T5 an hour later
>comes up behind me and taps me on the waist
>"come on then Anon"
>follow him to toilet cubicle, disabled so quite spacious
>he sits down legs open
>kiss his thighs, lick his groin, unzip him and suck like crazy
>he's big, I'd guess about 7-8 inches but thick
>can almost go all the way down but not quite, he's still impressed
>looking at me grinning, moaning silently as I lick his balls and suck his cock, sometimes directs me with his hands, caresses me, sometimes a light slap, just rock hard and grinning at me
>finally he puts his hands on my neck and pushes down, facefucking me
>cums gallons, doesn't pull back, I'm forced to swallow
>zips up and leaves in a hurry
>I finally jerk off, cum in about 10 seconds

3/3

Never saw him again. Personally I'm just amazed airport security didn't get in the way.

>>1375630
>he's big, I'd guess about 7-8 inches but thick
Its odd how every story features a thick 8 inch dick. Why do people insist on telling these? We should just make a fantasy thread.

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>>1375632
a thick 8 inch dick is the perfect size.
do you want us to tell about the times we ran into a gross old man with a tiny dick who kept following us around?
those stories aren't as hot so we probably just block those from our memories.
go be a salty cunt somewhere else.

>>1376991
No I'd just rather people didn't try to impress strangers with lies on the internet. What do you even get from it? It's like posting someone else's nudes and pretending they're you for the compliments.

>>1362217
>I just glance at their crotch and they usually know I want it


I know this post is a month old, but that's pretty cool.

I love LOVE cruising, even if I don't get any bites. Its so much more natural than all this app/internet stuff. You get to appraise the person and get a yes/no immediately.

Plus I love to flirt; there is no fun for me in just setting up a hook up where you are agreeing more to the act than the person. You don't get a chance to see them move, how they respond to their environment. A guy that looks like a geek on the internet (because 90% of men don't seem to know how to take a damn picture) may actually be a closet alpha and some muscle stud online may actually be a silly nelly IRL

But I love eye flirting in public. For every guy that might react with a scowl or hostilely, there are dozens of cute straight guys that will at least react with a bashful smile as long as you dont glare at them. I just let them catch me looking, then make eye contact long enough to signal 'oops' and look away smiling for no reason.

If I get a smile back, it means they got their egos stoked a little bit, and if theres no chance for flirty chit chat, they get to leave feeling a little stoked with something to think about later.

>>1363313
>i was a complete slut by my senior year

Honestly, I think its best for gay males to get to this point as soon as possible, and THEN dial it back to whatever you want. You have to get the interaction experience and males like sex, period.

Instead, I see a lot of young guys falling for this idea that two guys should approach sex like they are a straight, with all sorts of romanticized courtships, bizarre lectures on personal morality as if anyone is keeping score and trying to form relationships out of fear of being without sex yet too afraid to cruise just generally the way straight men *used to* cruise for girls. Plus, they confuse their post high-school longing for friends and social validation with sexual interest, so they are constantly playing head games with themselves and following rules that aren't there.

If they keep failing at this, they eventually end up with regrets once they wise up. This is dangerous because it can lead to overcompensation later. Now instead of slutting it up because they choose to, they do it because they feel they have to and start forfeiting their judgement and start settling on more and more that is built in to their instincts to protect them from unsavory individuals.

Slutting it up doesn't mean you have no standards. It just means weird fairy-tale tropes aren't among them. When you do it from a position of choice, you have power and learn how men tick. If you are doing it from a position of desperation, you expose yourself to bad matches.

Most people will not in fact become sex addicts. You will want a break sometimes. The point is that for a homosexual male, its best to strip away the bullshit heaped upon you by assimilationists as quickly as possible so you can get to the business of real life with as little illusions and as much fun as possible.

>>1377171

Relationships, for a young homosexual male, are essentially a trap or a crutch. FWB are entirely normal and natural among young gay males. But *relationships* simply are not a good deal for males generally, and it isnt a natural fit for young gay males especially. Have all the FWB you want, but dont delude yourself with 'happily ever after' memes when you were sitting in a class room less than 8 years ago and your adult years can be counted on both hands.

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>>1363327


I understand where you are coming from, but people dont like to admit that it is their appraisal of the prospect that makes them uncomfortable, not getting hit on.

Its easy to miss, we get stuck in our heads. Lemme explain.

If the guy hitting on you had been your idea of a 10, you would have begun hoping for that sort of attention before he even opened his mouth. Its normal and natural, this is how our minds function.

Likewise, if a persons looks dont trigger interest & their behavior isnt tuned to your expectations, then the same advance feels like a bit of a threat.

The trick is just to be aware of it so you aren't walking around with a grudge every time it happens. Some people are just silly. People can't immediately know how you view them, so they take initiative. It has to be this way, complete with high failure rates, for people to interact at all.

If the same guy had yakked it up for 20 minutes, the chances are you still wouldn't have had any interest in him. We take our cues from looks & body language, and very little from what people actually say.

Now, this isn't to say there isn't such a thing as a pick up artist. This crafty group may or may not have ideal looks. But they know that interaction is about making a sale. They know how to talk to get into someones head & see what they want to hear. That old guy getting smiles from that twink over drinks. Its not always about money; conversation can be a cerebral form of sex too. If a guy can get your mind where you want it to be, he might be able to get the rest of it as well. Humans are incredibly susceptible to suggestion they aren't even aware of.

Straight men have an expression: "If you can make her laugh, you are already half way up her skirt."

Its a natural male instinct to perceive unwanted sexual attention as a threat. The trick to getting through it is to put away the egoist point of view and recognize that its just the ridiculous chirping men do around someone that turns them on.

>>1364014
>rough trade


I keep seeing this. I have to look it up. I dont know what the 'rough' part implies, but its apparently different from just trade.

>>1364147
>>1364048


Good stories

>>1364166

My experience is that if someone gets chatty while their dick is out, it is exactly what it looks like. Its one of the cutest coy things guys do "My cock is out. Let's talk"

>>1364179

Im a bottom, and always have trouble interpreting signals like that. I am not into being sucked. So if someone signals they want dick. it just confuses me.

>>1364301

Weird, isnt it? Its a male thing, from what I can tell. Somehow a 'yes' and immediate opportunity can raise a 4 to a 6.5 rather quickly.

>>1367569

I wouldn't say its that high. I dont know why people would expect cruisers to somehow be more attractive than the rest of the population. You get them too, but they seem equal proportion of the population.

I guess people expect to see the same demographic they see at their demographically oriented clubs everywhere they look for sex. People lose sight of the actual free-roam sex world, that not everyone who is getting the D is an A&F model.

>>1370238

Nice. Spontaneity is a hell of an aphrodisiac.

>>1370739

Interesting. I don't have my game down for picking up st8 guys at straight bars. I know its done, but online help seems a bit convoluted. I have that fag instinct of a bottom that turns femmy around men that turn me on without even trying. I can never tell with straights (or Southerners) because they get real chatty with me and are normally really friendly with male strangers. Southerners totally jam my gaydar so well its as if they read a manual on how to confuse faggots.

>>1370858

Well, at least you're having fun, and in a natural way. I respect that a lot more than 'dating apps' where dozens of people make profiles to 'make friends' or 'just chat'. I cannot stand timid males. At all. Well done, not afraid of a little risk for the real thing.

>>1373072


Good to see the Roman empire is still alive and kicking, even if its changed brands lelelelel

The West may have a chance yet.

>>1377171
>so they are constantly playing head games with themselves and following rules that aren't there

I've seen a lot of gay dudes fall into this black hole, believe me. But this is actually what happens to most straight guys unless they're total players or complete sociopaths. Sex between men used to be when friends experimented or when a friendship deepened, or just horny guys getting off together or a straight guy leaning on gay guys for a quick release.

Granted, the slut-mode a lot of guys fell into during the 80s was real bad and we got epidemics off of it, but honestly, sometimes guys just have to have sex and hooking up NSA with other guys regardless of what sexual orientation you're 'supposed' to be just makes a lot of sense.

>>1377175
>We take our cues from looks & body language, and very little from what people actually say.

amen

>>1373078

I think these guys are confused because they associate MSM (CDC speak for men who have sex with men) with "gay".

Theres a ton of men who have sex with men who dont really have shit to do with 'gay'. This is what happens when you try to push a sexual interest into a political identity. Deliberate confusion abounds.

Most gay sex acts occur between gay males. But most men who have had gay sex at some point are not actually gay in any meaningful sense of the word, unless you are one of those loonies that think every guy who has traded dicks must somehow be a closet case fighting his genes because being minority of values is too much for some to process

>>1374253

I cant endorse the web or apps as a way to find fun. The whole point seems to be taking the fun out of natural interaction and seems to cater to socially inept, defensive and paranoid. I would agree about video booths, but not so much restrooms. The problem I have with video booths and clubs- I dont know how else to put this- is that its always re-runs. With free-roam cruising, the possibilities are endless and there's less of that "oh yeah, that guy from last week" weirdness.

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>>1375624

>not sure if he's sending signals

Good lord its an epidemic. I thought only straight men were silly enough to take cues from words while the body language is 180 degrees in the other direction. A lot of people like being pursued. They have to run so you will chase them. Unless you're dense, you will know the difference quickly because their body language and tone will instantly shift if in fact you've misunderstood them.

>>1377186


Amen and well said. You know your stuff!

I wish everyone was as perspicacious as you.

The drug thing was an utter mess too. That did a ton of damage. Just like blacks, and certain clusters of whites too. Hard drug distribution may as well be the same as dropping a goddam bomb on a population. I read its hitting London these days.

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>>1377176
I always heard both, but there is actually a technical difference. Trade just implies sex with other guys regardless of sexual orientation, usually to the economic benefit of the partner offering sex, but sometimes just to get off totally NSA.

Rough Trade specifically refers to lower-middle-class 'straight' guys who get money or economic benefits from other men who can afford to pay. Implicit is (usually) the understanding that the 'rough' guy is going to get sucked off or is going to do the fucking, will not really show too much affection and could end up robbing, raping or even murdering the 'mark', particularly if the fact that they're engaging in gay sex starts freaking them out too much.

Technically, I earned more money when I filled out and started being the 'top' guy as a lot of men seemed to want that, but had I been wiser when I was still young and twinkish, I could have really pulled in the dough. But it's super risky being 'chicken' when you're dealing with out and out pedos. I could have been messed up bad. I got lucky before I wised up.

A lot of military guys, blue-collar guys, stunt men, beach bums and drifters used to make money off of other guys doing this and this was called "Rough" Trade. There used to be gay bars where a lot of these guys would hang out and johns used to 'negotiate' with them pretty much openly. But these days, Rough Trade is rare and mostly consists of black, hispanic or 'black-o-rican' types who are dangerous criminals and drug addicts and they are fucking scary dudes. The apps have made it a lot safer for the boys and the johns to hook up. Rough trade is a relic, like a sewer worker popping open a manhole and discovering an alligator lol.

>>1377184
>Southerners totally jam my gaydar
fucking true

a lot of the time, southern or blue collar guys will hook up to get off and are actually putting out low level signals, but it's the 1 in 100 who will trying to beat the snot out of you you got to worry about

>>1377212

I see, thank you very much. I appreciate the explanation.

> be random wednesday at the club
> with friends
> find guy
> cruise
> take to bathroom
> suck his dick
> he cums
> swallow
> he was apparently straight
> never heard from him again

>>1372828
Mind saying what park?

>>1372828
>if you bend over and hang out by the trail random guys will come over and stick there cocks in you pump n dump style
> I've watched bottoms take load after load from stranger's here

What must we do to make this possible everywhere.

For that matter, why isn't already?

It sounds so common sense-practical. What are we doing wrong?

>>1377300

every park in the world is like this.
surprise! men are horny.
leave your parents basement and explore the world.
stop expecting someone to coddle you and give you answers to everything.

>>1377191
>Hard drug distribution may as well be the same as dropping a goddam bomb on a population.


Only when it's illegal. The whole point of drug prohibition is minority and low-income population control thru profitable incarceration and murder. Gang war deaths over turf that only happen because the cost of getting prosecuted is nearly a death sentence so why not kill nearly indiscriminately? This shit is ancient fucking history, but the CIA near perfected it starting in the 60s as a beautifully Machiavellian plan to utterly destroy the threat of an organized minority-led civil rights movement.

Years ago Portugal decriminalized most facets of drug use. The disaster that befell them as a result of this insane move? Crime dropped, violence dropped, incarceration rates (and wasted money) dropped, DRUG USE AND OVERDOSES DROPPED. You might think you live in a free society until you realize you rarely hear about this success in any form of corporate / government controlled media - not even public TV or radio (Big Pharma underwriters make sure of that).

>>1377234
>> he was apparently straight
was

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>>1377355

Here we go with this rainbow shit.

Homosexuality is a contact disease. You drag men into a label whether they feel that way or not. Why not just call it a fucking infection and consider us all a plague.

Get fag head, insta-gay. And people wonder why men avoid gays exactly like a plague. Because some insecure basement dwellers can't emotionally accept being a minority of behavioral choices. So they cant wait to imply everyone else is afflicted also.

I dont know why some fags act like a quickie is some great conquest to swallow a soul. If you feel homosex is absolute corruption, I dont see how you can deny self loathing.

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>>1377366

self-loathing faggot detected

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>>1377418

Im re-reading my post and realizing without obvious blunt things spelled out for the aspies, there are two ways to interpret the post if someone doesn't have the faculty to detect sarcasm.

So I dont know which interpretation you are responding to, and because your reply is dull witted enough, I can't really care either.

>>1377366
https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight
pls go

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>>1377456

Fuck that. I'm an American, goddammit. I don't have to read shit.

No, but seriously, I'm a spaz. I just realized I spent a Saturday arguing with anons about cultural shit instead of serving the dick. That makes me the worst type of faggot.

Don't become me. Use your mouths as god intended. As I told my last bf, I only cared what went in his mouth, not came out.

Fucker had the nerve to call me emotionally abusive, whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean. With which I replied "whore".

Reminds me, I haven't seen him around lately...

remember dont be me lel

Anyone know any good beats in Sydney? I've tried the ones online but haven't gotten any action yet.

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>>1377366

>>1377006

In this case it was actually true? I see your point, but should I just leave out a hot detail because it makes you feel skeptical?

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>>1378736

Its pointless. People have strange triggers here. Im convinced that there are some warped people here who sincerely cant believe others have fun.

Its why I stopped sharing stories here. They are personal and dear to me just to share them with mentally unhealthy people who thank me for taking the time to share something personal by calling me a liar, This board is simply ill. People come to have fun and share and are met with angry and miserable attitudes. Its creepy. Who comes to a porn board to be so hateful. Its unnatural.

>>1377171
>Honestly, I think its best for gay males to get to this point as soon as possible, and THEN dial it back to whatever you want. You have to get the interaction experience and males like sex, period.

Fucking this.

After HS I was is a really dark place because I've never really had a serious relationship (still haven't), and I didn't delude myself into thinking I should throw myself into one- so instead I was lonely and depressed. It didn't take long to for me to turn to Grindr for sex.

I did that for about two years before finally slowing down. I reckon I've slept with over 100 men, maybe 150. During that time, I started to feel better about myself. I've always felt emasculated because I'm fucking tiny, but a few guys have told me I give off this "young daddy" vibe. I don't fucking see it, but I'm flattered. I've gotten more self-confident, and I'm much more direct. I don't really tolerate the childish bullshit that a lot of people my age love to throw around (especially women- I fucking hate women my age). And I do my best to be honest with myself- I know I'm still not emotionally prepared for a committed relationship- maybe I never will be, and that's ok.

It's really been this long masturbatory thought journey that accompanies the sluttiness. You learn to cut through the bullshit, to trust your gut, and to accept your flaws. I wouldn't change a thing about it.

It really is the cliche "exploring myself" phase that people bag on. Don't hold yourself back from an authentic experience that will help you discover what you want if you don't know already. I'm glad I won't have this regret when I'm 40 and balding.

>>1377171
>>1378767

That awful moment when I realize how right these are and that it's too late for me.

>almost 24

I'm moving in here to permanently lurk.

>>1380534
People come out and have happy gay lives after 50, 60 even. There have been multiple anons come here and post their own positive experiences after coming out later in life. Hell the average coming out age was in the 30's for a long time, just recently it's dropped to the 20's because of acceptance and etc. If you're fucking 23, you have sooo much time, the only way it's too late for you is if you actually think that.

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>>1380534
>it's too late for me.
>almost 24

jesus christ, i'm 54 and i'm still getting laid. stop being such a drama queen and go outside for a change. there are literally hot men going about their business on nearly every street corner.

>>1380534
im 25, having less sex than i ever have before (because personal reasons) and im having the time of my life.

>>1380593
>there are literally hot men going about their business on nearly every street corner.
But who can afford their prices?

>>1380534
>almost 24

Dude, you're 24. You've got plenty of time. Live your damn life before gay death sets in at the tender olde age of 30

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>>1380534
get outside the house and find some guys to play with!

you're 24 years old, how the hell do you do the mental math that results in you figuring you're over-the-hill, done for and should find the nearest rocking chair and ossify?

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someone should write a story to go with this picture i luv these stories

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>>1380636

>gay death sets in at the tender olde age of 30

I take it you didn't get the memo. 30 is Undead. 29 is Shadow Shifter. 28 is Day Walker. 26-27 is Were-Twink.

25 is death. Please consult the chart in the handy brochure included in your policy update.

We have expanded definitions to better serve the living, including an easy-to-read insert on how to dodge 33-36 year olds (Ghouls), 37-41 year olds (Tummy Mummies), 42-48 year olds (Wraiths), those 49-56 (Sand worms), 57-62 (Gorgons) and of course those over 63 (The Balrog).

>>1380766
It's like daddies don't even exist. Or that gay men stop being gay at 30. 40 year old gay men date each other you know.

>>1380768

It was simply a joke about the ironies built into the concept of homosexuality as a culture. For some, it is the worship of manhood, for others the idealized Grecian worship of males in youth, that sweet spot of the very mid twenties. For many, its a medley of both.

I was just remarking in real life about how the male between 24-26 is probably the apex physically, but god help us, they have so little life experience and are still children in so many ways. Every gooddam experience is something new.

I dont think men have the faculties to actually approach life as adults until mid thirties. Even the early thirties have some measure of immaturity left.

>>1380593
Ohh I chatted with that guy on the right in the pic, but it was impossible to hold his attention

>>1380811
Homosexuality is an orientation, not a religion. The gay community is just toxic and likes to keep itself down.

>>1380968


idk.. "orientation" doesn't really mean a whole lot, and I'd agree the 'culture' is synthetic.

For example, what does it really mean to be 'attracted to males"? One isn't attracted to all males. So if I am attracted to one type and you to another, then the only thing in common is that we like males, but of what relevance is it? What if you like girls too? What if our tastes change? If one isn't attracted to all males, then of what use is it to call it an orientation at all. Saying we like males says nothing about what kind or to what degree of in what setting.

I think the idea emanates because heterosexuals build a 'system' around their sexuality, so we naturally assume we must have a unifying aspect also just in contrast to the heterosexual system, which is why we get so much confusion.

If the heterosexual idea of a 'meaning' behind their sexuality complete with a system and outline for life is entirely synthetic also, then there is no reason for men who go outside of it or ignore it to present their own.

This is the fictitious and flimsy glue politicians try to use to untie 'sexual minorities"> Its not that we have anything in common except not being heterosexuals. And today, even heterosexuals are lousy at being heterosexual. They've removed all the morality and social responsibility to the point that 'straight' tells you nothing about their lifestyle. It just means they deny interest in same-sex. Its a pretty low bar, and fluid at that.

>>1381131
Really weird how you treat heterosexuals as monolithic while trying to portray homosexuality as indefinable. Most people prefer sex with a specific gender. Most people are monogamous. Age-old evolutionary traits aren't synthetic. The rigid and dysfunctional societies propped up on misunderstandings of them are.

>>1375632
Well there's a study that says that women remember the penises as bigger than they are. I assume that this could apply to gays(?)

>>1380766
Oh shit, I haven't updated my firmware in years. Does the new version include the marriage patch yet?

>>1370739
So being nude in a steam room when another dude walks in totally nude and he sits down across from you and starts talking is a sure sign then.

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>>1381139

I'm not sure how I conveyed that. "Heterosexuality' is *portrayed* as monolithic by both 'heterosexuals' and 'gays' but I hardly think they are monolithic; in fact I dont really how either exists. They are "both' so diverse in composition that the taxonomy is useless except for promoting social narratives about identity.

I've always said the biggest myth about sexual identity is that you have to have one. Its one of the few tribal distinctions that are so zealous in peoples passion to enforce them that they will often insist you are this or that even when you- the person- dont see or feel yourself to be it at all.

Like I've said elsewhere, the moral and social mores of heterosexuals have eroded so much that the term 'heterosexual' has little meaning anymore about who they are and is invoked simply to indicate that they are *not* homosexual. Its a term of inversion (just as it was invented, an 19th century neologism to give contrast to the other new term 'homosexual' when it was discussed as mental pathology more than a personal deviation from social norms.

I personally find the terms harmful and divisive. Moreover, grossly fluid in application and replete with contradictions and theory pushed as fact, and a fuckton of dogma from agendists.

That we have artificially divided men so that those who love them most are perceived as an alien mutant component of the same societies they emerge in not only misstates the social role of the males who love men, but makes the common man paranoid about his own mental constitution and worth for simply having natural if socially disruptive thoughts about male intimacy and physical release at things men find pretty regardless of gender.

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>>1381160
>Does the new version include the marriage patch yet?


It's still in Beta. Apparently it's still hung up in development as demand is much lower than projected and marketing didn't fully think through how many men actually _like_ the idea of monogamous commitment until they get needy from age, at which point prospects drop even more sharply.

However the app that uses global satellite positioning technology to sweep a region of the earth to compose a catalog of potential cocks to suck in your radius is still selling like gangbusters though.

>>1381171

straights don't go nude into steam rooms except in scandinavia

>>1381139

monogamy is not an evolutionary trait.
polygamy is.

>>1381807
>I've always said...

seriously? you're quoting yourself?
you are a moron.

More blog posts from grandpa. Shit thread, shit board.

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>>1381821

Yes. You can find them all in my new book: "My Boundless Knowledge & Why You Need It"

>>1381834

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gay+porn+pictures&l=1

There. I just saved you from having to read, scroll past text or use the text field to bitch and baw about other text. You wont even need captcha.

Unless you want to keep crying. I promise I will read it. It amuses me.

>grandpa

Its the big words, isn't it. When you get through high school, it wont be as intimidating and disorienting.

Assuming that you do. Or can, for that matter.

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>last year
>taking a sexcation in europe
>steering way clear of paris
>because mudslimes and nastiness
>what a way for a cool place to turn ugly
>paris is no longer 'bohemian'
>so went to 'real' bohemia lol
>headed to prague
>lots of beautiful people
>not so many moose-limbs
>not so many ugly tatts or mud people
>i.can.avoid.the.fucking.gypsies.and.migrants
>lots of white-skinned pretty boys who want to make a buck
>hook up with a few rent boys
>find a local boy on app
>meet at cafe'
>needs currency and has the body to trade for it
>will do anything for money (lucky me)
>main problem seems to be converting from Kč (crowns) to € (euros) to $ (us), but they got apps for that
>he's not actually czech, he's from slovakia, but they're pretty fluid with the borders
>(why did they ever split this beautiful place in two?)
>think he'd want hard american $, but everyone wants euros these days
>his dick was average but thankfully uncut
>fucked him half the weekend in the hotel room
>he could take whatever i dished out, god bless him
>nice but i wanted a tour guide through the old city and a local go-between and he was proficient in english, german, russian and czecho-slovak, so perfect
>he was a student at university and just needed cash and why not have fun doing it
>bless them boys
>got a decent tour and local colour
>got it into my head to do my own re-enactment of czech hunter lol
>he'd never fucking heard of it
>showed him and explained my fantasy
>he called a bud and we met in a park
>i was the 'interviewer' and he and the other dude were the 'czechs' i was hunting
>more fun because his bud could not speak english to save his life
>we messed around in the park, then took it back to the hotel
>me with my i-phone filming everything
>they.stayed.in.character
>ended the night with a nice meal neither one could have afforded
>gave them both a big bonus the next morning
>everything's an app these days
>went our ways
>everything was bareback
>no sti surprises
>profit

>>1381848
Ugh is pretentious fag at it again? Nobody is impressed by this y'know. Every time I check this shitty board out you're here writing essays, I can't imagine a sadder life.

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>>1381858
>Nobody is impressed by this y'know.

or with your responses to his bait, bait-boy

>>1381860
If he's spending all this time and effort to troll than nobody loses but him. If he's being genuine than that's even worse.

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>>1381858

> I can't imagine a sadder life.

I have some bad news. It's because you aren't imagining it.

>>1381868
No, I'm witnessing it first hand. Go get some help, please, and stop loading up the board with your weird thoughts. Unless you want to post porn with your shit, in which case go ahead.

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>>1381872
>Unless you want to post porn
>Unless you want to post porn
>Unless you want to post porn
>Unless you want to post porn


You're as bad as him. Both of you shut the fucking fuck up and post some goddam porn you clueless fucks.

You're as dense as he is self-absorbed He wont stfu about his crap world views and you sit there crying in a dozen posts like your feels are any more interesting.

stfu already both of you utterly spastic faggots and just post fucking porn

>>1381884
>pretending to be someone else
>this triggered
Lol. The saddest life indeed.

>>1381807
You write like my son.

>>1381901

He must be brilliant. Make sure you have enough money for his tuition, only the Ivy league will satisfy such a cogent and perspicacious brain like that.

>>1381898

Funny. I was thinking the same thing.

Last word? I win.

Again, I depart this thread.. triumphant? Nay, verily basking in the glory of victory.

And rightly so.

>>1381938
>He must be brilliant.
More of a shiftless headcase whose intellect has turned out to be more of a curse than a blessing.

Just like you.

You're writing on 4chan, for fucks sake.

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>>1381942

>You're writing on 4chan

I hadn't thought of it that way. More like I am radiating shining wisdom, and 4chan just happens to be blessed in the light and warmth of my knowledge today.

Sometimes here, sometimes elsewhere. The important thing is that while we may never be able to predict where the sun shines, eventually, something there will grow.

Likewise, so shall the minds that read and absorb my rarefied indeed eloquent sagacity.

I believe someone once said "Hiding the discovery of truth is tantamount to perpetuating the slavery of others to ignorance."

And it should surprise no one that that someone was me.

Cchhuuurrreosss

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>>1362212
>1890
>be me
>london
>ima poor sod
>i work on the docks
>strong as fuck
>poor as fuck
>can't get laid enough
>my one relief is going to the bath house on saturdays
>the turkish bath was a relief and i would feel completely clean
>plus i could make a few guineas in the bog letting gentlemen work my yard until my seed was spent
>after a couple years of this, i could afford new lodgings and i took rooms in poundcherry
>it became a quiet pasttime should i wake in the middle of the night to draw aside the drapes and look out upon the boys plying their trade in the street below
>one of my gentlemen had given me a handsome tip for my services the day before
>i had treated myself to a bottle of good whiskey and a fine beef at the inn and sleep eluded me in my uncharacteristically well-fed state
>as i stood in my room and looked out i saw a handsome youth, only a little younger than myself, leaning up against a lamp post, little better off than a street urchin
>after some time of taking in his beauty, he looked up and saw me and thereafter our eyes were riveted to each other
>my yard lengthened and at length i freed it from my trousers and displayed it to him, using my hands to bring it to full mast
>he looked round, and seeing no one about, reached down his shirt front and began to pleasure himself unashamedly
>like me, he was trade, but of a rougher sort and unaccustomed to attentions from another boy
>i finally nodded with my head and he crossed the street
>making my way hastily down the common stairs, i met him at the entryway and quickly ushered him up to my door
>he told me his name, rhodry, and i surmised he was a homeless welsh orphan, lost as many were in the innumerable london back alleys and docklands, making his way as best he could
>i had never before yielded my coin for pleasure as i was the frequent recipient of it, but something about this boy appealed to an immediate need and an undefined longing i felt
>

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>>1382112
>
>without further pleasantries aside from our names and his--price--i slipped the meagre coins in his pocket one by one as he watched, then quickly disrobing, let him to my bed
>in the dimly lit chamber with only the distant gas lamp giving form to our surroundings, i removed his poor rags, neatly folding them on the back of my chair, then turned my attentions to him
>he was little but skin and bones, but such soft, yielding skin
>his small penis was like a hot brass cylinder in my large, strong hands and i had my well-muscled form quickly across him
>he let out moans as he yielded to my possession of himself, closing his eyes and turning his head
>a wetness touched my cheek and i realized that he had yielded a tear in his surrendering
>'please don't hurt me,' he whispered
>i kissed his cheek, then quickly parted his legs to insert my rather substantial member between
>in this manner i took pleasure between his thighs and soon we both had issue
>i reached for my handkerchief and cleaned us as the smell of our sweat and semen assailed my nostrils
>i spooned my body to the side of his and smelt his fair hair, of coal smoke and hay and the yeast from the brewery, the fish smell that clung to the docklands
>after a doze i informed my bought boy that i should penetrate him and there take my pleasure
>he was reluctant, but finally acquiesced, so trusting was he of my good nature and my gentle manner with him
>i cleaned his arse hole gently with my tongue and the handkerchief, then using copious lubrication from my own spittle, i penetrated into rhodry with a sudden thrust, during which he tensed and cried out, but the worst was over
>thereafter the impalement proceeded slowly, as i afforded him the opportunity to adjust to each inch, until at last i he was fully impaled upon my rod and i could begin taking my pleasure with him in earnest
>rhodry at last, opened up fully to my advances and i took him with full vigor and exultation, pinning him to the metal bed
>

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>>1382121
>
>his small cries and the protesting bed filled the dark room as i threw my full weight and strength into every thrust
>his insides were like hot, wet velvet
>the sensations engulfing my prodigious dick added to my lust
>he was quite unlike the fine gentlemen and sailors with whom i leveraged my own tradecraft, as i never fully yielded to my own pleasure with such
>i took great care not to injure my gentlemen during our assignations
>with the sailors it was imperative that i not let down my guard
>rough louts such as they might quickly seize any opportunity to do me bodily injury or force their own manhood upon me or steal what livelihood i could make from such a trade
>with the gentle boy, i simply immersed myself into the act and my possession of his frail form vigorously assaulting his derriere without regard for his injury or my safety: t'was quite liberating
>finally, as i neared the final rush and issue from my loins, i crushed the slight boy into my my chest, lodged my chin into his collar bone and then emptied my seed into him in four great and forceful ejaculations
>later, i awoke from my 'le petite morte' as the french say and extricated my still-swollen member from his ravaged body
>and there rhodry and i lay until just before morning, whereupon we cleaned ourselves of our bodily issue and copious perspiration
>we dressed in haste lest my early-rising methodist landlady discover us and, my secret discerned, suffer eviction
>putting an extra sixpence into his small, white hands i quickly embraced his still trembling form, then watched him hobble off towards the thames and his hidden hideaway in the docklands
>i wished him well, for his life was at best difficult and perhaps untenable
>i took a lengthy and quite satisfying pisser into the gutter, then returned to my rooms, relishing the feeling of animal sateity, as my physical hunger, my need for companionship and my lust had all been met
>'thank you, rhodry', i murmured to the empty room

>>1381961
>makes a sheldon joke
>worst bait ever
>literally nauseating & cancerous
>it works

>>1365734
>>1366113
Dayum, that's one fucking hot cock

>>1381848
I love you. Can we fuck sometime? If you're down.

>>1382140

The bad news, it went south when he went full homo and started rimming.

The good new, a very good story besides, exceptionally and seductively creative.

>>1375547
Squirt has a cruising section

>>1375624


your post reminds me of an encounter I had while ago...I guess its cruising as it happened spontaneously and the dude def targeted me...

was on very empty flight to Wash DC from west coast...always extremely horny when I travel- so many pretty women and handsome men...anyways...sitting in my seat -second to last row- the entire row to myself...both rows on either side of the aisle behind me empty...across the aisle sits a very handsome daddy that I began to fantasize about...get raging boner that I get bolder and bolder about in hopes he will glance over and like what he sees...

What I dont notice is some guy went to the bathroom and when he came out he sees my raging hard on (still in my jeans) and sees me squirming about my seat, grabbing it and what not...he sits down the the empty row behind the daddy and watches me...I notice him watching and get embarrassed but notice he his grabbing himself too...I didnt find him very attractive but being so friggin horny I let him watch and checked him out a bit too...he gets ups and stands by the bathroom door and nods for me to follow...I sit and ponder and then join him...inside he takes off my shirt...sits me on the toilet pulls out his cock and I suck him like a good boy for a few minutes...he pulls his cock out and cums into some tissue...I get real nervous and jet back to my seat...he comes out a minute or 2 later...no one had the slightest clue....

had a wry smile when my family asked how the flight was.

>>1382112
>>1382121
>>1382140
I'd like to believe you wrote that yourself. It was pretty well written.

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>>1383188
yeah, i'd just watched Penny Dreadful and become immersed in that Victorian London malaise so prevalent in the show and I'd been reading the original Frankenstein by Mary Shelley again, lol

I just wanted to do a quick story about a hookup in the 1890s and then the period language just took possession of me--in the story you can see it 'shift' after the first four or five lines

But honestly, I must fess up, that it's sort of based on a real life hookup I had in college where I looked out my 3rd floor apartment near campus and saw a kid leaning against a lamp post...and took it from there...one of the hottest and most spontaneous sexcapades I've ever had

I got the strangest boner writing it, too

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>>1362212
>be me
>29th birthday
>fucking depressed as hell
>just received a 'dear john' text from my gf of four years
>wtf is wrong with people these days?
>dumping people via emails or texts!
>fucking stupid ho could find someone else to chaperone her around
>won't have to put up with her high-maintenance bullshite anymore
>i'd seen it coming and--honest injun--i was planning on dumping her over dinner after my birthday
>i just wanted to fuck her one more time
>ok, like i knew the r-e-l-a-t-i-o-n-s-h-i-p was tanked, but you know, why waste an opportunity
>i love butt sex and i get in at christmas and on my birthday
>i was so looking forward to it
>now i was just pissed off AND horny
>she'd just texted me AGAIN: "don't be upset"
>what the actual fuck
>i spent the afternoon working out and i was sore, pissed off, horny and sweaty
>i hit the steam room for awhile and then stood under the shower on full force, trying to let it
blast my frustration away
>"fucking ho" i said to no one in particular, as i leaned up against the wall and let the back of my
head be massaged by the needle jets
>"fuck YOU, fagget!" someone next to me yelled
>i looked up, dull and dazed
>standing next to me was this boston irish street tough, 5" shorter than me and wiry as hell
>fucker looked like he was about ready to punch me
>"sorry, wasn't talking to you, thought i was alone"
>"then shut the fuck up!" he said
>first, wtf was this guy doing standing next to me?
>(we were the only fuckers in the shower room)
>second, fuck him anyway
>(who the fuck did this little shit think he was talking to me like that!?)
>"up yours" i instructed him, coldly, returning to my shower massage
>fucker slugged me
>fight ensued, in the slippery shower room
>not much of a match-up, i had 70 pounds on the guy easily, half a foot
>my fucking DICK was twice his, for fuck's sake
>still, he pulled no punches and i ended up tackling him
>fucker was slippery as an eel and would.not.fucking.stop

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>>1383339
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>finally, i wrestled him down to the wet tile floor and just immobilized him with my entire body pressing his head to the floor as the water fell all around us
>"fucking stop, dude" i told him, "i wasn't even talking to you and didn't know you were here...my girlfriend just broke up with me"
>he didn't seem to care and cussed at me, telling me to get off of him
>"if i let you up, will you quit hitting me?"
>"fuck you" he said, squirming around
>his movements, meanwhile, had caused quite a stirring in my nether regions
>i realized, to my no small horror, that i was starting to swell up
>my dick was positioned against his butt, to add insult to injury
>as he continued struggling, i went diamond and he finally realized what was happening
>he suddenly stopped struggling and began moving his ass around under my dick
>"you want to fuck me, don't you, faggot?" he accused
>"WHAT!?" "FUCK NO!" i shouted, pulling my arms out from around his shoulders
>i suddenly noticed that he had an amazing ass, two perfect white spherical globes with a crack between as deep as the fucking grand canyon
>(women have tear-drop shaped asses, nothing like this, damn)
>i wondered suddenly why i hadn't gotten up
>"are you man enough to fuck me?" he demanded
>"you.want.me.to.fuck.you?" i got out, incredulously, looking down at him as he turned his head to the side
>he answered by backing up into me, arching his back in the most seductive way, the cords of his spine and neck standing out
>i looked carefully at this guy: perfect ass; tough, compact frame; short, jet black hair and hard blue eyes
>he flipped around to face me, his small, hard dick curved out like some sort of knife
>he was one handsome fucker, sharp cheekbones, stubble, chin dimple and turned-up nose
>i suddenly recognized him: he was the kid from the check-in desk up front, one of those hard-luck 20 year olds they pull in from the neighborhood as part of the work program: his name was patrick

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>>1383340
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>"patrick, what are you doing back here?" i asked, forgetting about everything for a second
>"i closed up and i'm taking a shower before i leave
>(just how long had i been standing under the shower?)
>"nice dick, dude" he said, grabbing my tumescence
>(damn that felt so good: i didn't stop him)
>"wanna fuck me?" he asked again, stroking me, then brought up his face to kiss me
>this was not who i was, but suddenly i wanted to butt fuck him more than anything in the whole world
>i looked at him, "yes", i said, deliberately
>didn't waste any time with foreplay
>got him positioned up on the tile platform between the steam room and the sauna on the opposite wall from the showerheads
>put his legs over my shoulder
>lubed him up with cream rinse while he moaned like a wounded marine
>got my thick cockhead positioned on his button and pushed inside him steadily while he stared at me hard, chin jutting out, daring me to impale him
>"fuck my ass" he demanded
>"i aim to please", i hissed at him
>patrick and i fucked there, on the floor, against the shower wall and i finally lifted him up
against the wall and into the air, fucking his hole body on my dick while he egged me on with
commands, much profanity and wordless shouts of pain and pleasure
>this.dude.could.take.dick
>shortly before i came, he grabbed for his dick and pounded furiously, his face inches away from mine, letting loose a flood of hot cum that looked like far too much for short-stuff like him
>then he deliberately squeezed down hard with his butt muscles, sending me off as i tried
unsuccesfully to pull out in time
>i flooded that irish fucker, pulling out just in time to splash him with the last of my jizz

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>>1383341
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>afterwards, we just lay next to each other on the shower room floor, the water (we'd never turned it off) still raining over us like a summer shower
>he finally got up and offered his arm, pulling me up beside him
>i was smiling like an idiot, but he just had this hard, even stare
>couldn't tell if he was going to smack me or kiss me
>we both pissed in the trough under the shower heads, side by side, staring at each others pricks
>he ran off to the lockers and got dressed while i sat there with my towel in my lap, wondering what the fuck had just happened
>"hurry up, i got to lock up and you're wasting time" he came in and told me
>"you're a prick" i told him
>he let loose this billion megawatt smile, suddenly brightening everything in the locker room
>fucker even had perfect white teeth, damn him
>i got dressed and followed patrick out the glass doors, standing right behind him as he locked up
>his hair was still damp and i could smell the shampoo and cream rinse
>i looked down, he filled out those jeans nicely, damn
>(i could have had a rematch right then and there)
>so...i got butt sex for my birthday, girlfriend forgotten...nice way to 'finish up' my birthday, after all
>...
>i went to the y three times a week thereafter, arriving late and patrick and i always closed it
down: monday, wednesday, friday, like clockwork
>always the same eager fucker ready to take me on
>always the same amazing buttfucking, no strings attached
>(never did learn the fucker's last name, lol)
>gotta fucking love the irish boys

>>1383342

Sauce?

>>1383342
>Fuck of the Irish
lol

>>1377166
Your post inspired me to being more flirtatious desu

>>1377171
Heteronormativity always fucking things up

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>>1383349
kek, this is a pun that an irishman would treasure

>>1367569
Yeah, in theory cruising is hot but the few times I have tried it's only fat ugly guys and I'm out. I can get better diq or ass from my usual rotation of guys

>>1383368
>my usual rotation of guys

you make it sound so boring, but this sounds awesome dude

rotating lineup of fuck buds

>>1383368

Only?

Maybe you are cruising the wrong way or in the wrong places?

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any of you walk to the ice machine without pants? or is it just me?

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Would you fuck this?

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>>1377171
Fuck this hits close to home
I got into a relationship in my first year of uni, I've just graduated and I've barely had any exciting experiences in uni.

My boyfriend is lovely and everything, but honestly deep inside I want the thrill of sex again, after about half a year we became the average married old couple, barely had sex and lots of fighting.

I never broke up with him tho because I didn't want him to be lonely (he basically had no friends bar me) and also he kept giving me money, I told him I didn't want any but tuition and rent are hard to pay on your own

And now I basically feel like I'm his pet. in a non-sexy way.

>>1383369
>rotating lineup of fuck buds
"What shall it be tonight: chlamydia, or herpes?"

>>1384404
>And now I basically feel like I'm his pet

Ask him to put you down.

>>1384404

I'm sorry you feel that way. Its okay to want excitement, and perhaps you can discuss it with him, make him think its his idea.

You have someone loyal who loves you. To allow other desires to view your relationship with contempt will poison you both if you dont try to expand your relationship rather than inevitably sabotage something wonderful just because it seems like an obstacle.

>>1384437
I wish

>>1384444
Yeah that's exactly what I'm scared of, I don't wanna ruin it because I know I'll never find anyone who can keep up with me ever again, and I really enjoy the time we spend together.

But he's super overprotective and insecure, I once suggested in an off-hand comment that I would like a threesome at some point in my life, and he broke down crying thinking I don't find him attractive anymore and wouldn't speak to me for two days because he said I was planning to cheat on him.

So talking about stuff like that is pretty.. off-limits I'd say

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how did a thread for pictures of men cruising turn into a sob story about some beta's love life?
god /hm/ is pathetic!

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>>1384447
>he said I was planning to cheat on him

sounds like he knows you pretty well

xtremesideeye.exe

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>>1384387
i get like diamond, but i still don't think i could get it hard enough to drill through a granite boulder

so...no

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In the bathroom at school I was known for being the guy that does shit like show strangers porn on my phone just for shits and giggles show a guy straight porn find out hes gay tell him Im bi hr sticks his hand down my pants and gives me a blowjob

>>1382140
not bad. but far from good. this was completely the wrong language for a street whore with some cash. this sound like it was written by a gay highborne neet from the 1800s

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>>1384567
>In the bathroom at school I was known for being the guy that does shit like show strangers porn on my phone

>showing guys you don't you
>porn
>in the bathroom
>at school

how the fuck are you even still alive!?

>>1384947

And why do people who live in terror of everything around them think everyone else lives in their boring uptight world also (and then get outraged when they learn different).

Its like the people who read anecdotes people post here and then screech they couldn't possibly be have happened because they cant imagine doing it themselves.

Usually part of the militant 'everyone is gay' crowd too.

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>>1384964

>>1384436
You're in a thread about cruising which is fucking STD Russian roulette and want to talk shit about people that know each other having semi regular sex

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>>1385369
i've never gotten std infections from cruising or anonymous hookups

but i've gotten chlamydia, crabs and gonorrhea from guys i knew and trusted

tfw: my experience is that being a promiscuous slut is safer for me than being in a committed relationship?

i have more fun being a slut

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beaches are the best.
look for the rocky end and go there.

>>1385529
The exception that proves the rule.

>>1386327
What's weird is that in any case of people I know personally who have gotten HIV, it's been from someone they were in a relationship with. However, they could have been lying to spare themselves.

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went to the gay parade on sunday in my town of 750,000 people. there was maybe 300 people at the parade. i'm sitting in front of the local gay bar on the curb as the parade of mostly drag queens walks by. cute kid walks up and sits next to me looking like pic related. instant boner.
i live about 3 blocks away so i ask him if he wants to go to my place to get stoned. he says yes. get to my place and pack a bowl. sit next to him on the couch and hand him the pipe. he pulls out a knife and says 'if you try anything i will fuck you up!' tell him i'm not gonna try anything. he puts the knife back in his sock. we smoke up. i ask him if he wants to watch some porn. he says yeah. i put in some porn that starts out straight and then another guy enters and starts sucking the guy's dick. kid gets a big bulge in his pants. ask if i can suck his cock. kid says 'wtf are you a faggot?' say yeah. kid tells me no. asks if he can have some weed to take to his friends. i give him a couple of fat buds. he says thanks and leaves.

what should i have done differently to get in his pants?

>>1388726
Give him cash.

>>1388762
how much?
i was hopin the weed would be enough.

>>1388726

Yeah, I had a guy do this to me once. I was totally down for a blow job but the way he said "Zuck ya Dick" was cringey as fuck and just sounded too gay so I instantly lost my boner.

I would say you have to go slower and maybe just ask if he minds if you jack off or maybe don't even ask just pull out your cock and start and then tell him to pull his out too, or just wait and see if he does and then just suck his dick when the time seems right, the less said the better.

Some dudes look hot but they shouldn't talk because they sound queer as hell and it ruins the moment. I'm guessing that's what happened.

>>1388726


Well, you might start by ditching the text-book definition of a some creep that needs to show porn and give drugs to kids in some desperate ploy to suck a dick.

The only thing your story was missing was a chloroform-soaked rag and a growing grave in the crawl-space under the house.

>posting pedo movie gif

It's all right there.

>>1388767


I'm betting that if this seems like a normal approach to sex, the sexual interests of the kid had nothing to do with the outcome. I can smell fat dirty pedos a mile off. The kid probably spooked just from the glaring grimace the drooling creep was giving him. Or the smell. Anons that think this is normal dont normally make hygiene or house-keeping a priority.

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>>1388762


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wtf

this whole thread

>>1388726
you should have said, "Hell, no, I ain't no faggot" "Weed just makes me horny" and taken it from there.

these guys have such fragile egos, you have to take a different approach; the knife was for show dummy, so to warn you off trying to rape him or--god forbid--kiss him.

you might have gotten his dick--and ass--if you played your part better.

Have a guy willing to blow me off tonight (he's done it twice before - the guy is a champ at sucking)

Should I go or not?
Pros:
- Getting my dick sucked
Cons:
- Guy is old and unattractive.

You decide.

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>>1388968

It doesn't really matter. If you have to consult the internet about getting your dick sucked, you don't really deserve it anyway.

It sounds like you just want to announce that you have a bj waiting and at the same time announce you actually have much higher standards because you think you deserve better, so coming here to convey both points resolves some pitiable ego and self image issue.

Anyone who takes their nut that seriously can't be fun. You must have something physically attractive about you, at least to an old unattractive man as you have accidentally confessed to having no other options or interested parties, since you're psychological assets apparently amount to shit.

Since you asked.

>>1388973

>you're

cruising isn't as fun as it used to be. i remember in high school guys lined up on the main hookup streets waiting to hop in someone's car. man did i have a lot of sex before aids came along. now it's all apps and even the parks are largely empty. glad i got a couple fwb boys.

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there's a park near my house where guys still go to cruise.
i go there a lot just because it is nice exercise and it is exciting when there is a hot guy who needs help getting off.
most of the time it is pretty low key, but early mornings on the weekends and sunset on weekdays it can get busy. also at night on the weekends. and at lunch time, usually only wednesday and thursday. i guess monday and tuesday and friday people are busy working but wednesday and thursday they have more time to take off from work on their lunch hour and cruise.

i've had my dick suck there countless times and fucked some ass several times (the times i remember to take condoms with me)

pic related

>>1385529

eh, i always use protection and still got hiv.

these things are chance. dont draw patterns with them

>>1391105
ayyy bb will you poz my neg hole

>>1381857
where's the fucking video

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Meet this guy on Grindr and he came bad blew me off. When we were done I returned the favor

>>1391263
cool I have that same shirt

>>1391310
that's an ungly shirt though

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>>1391136
not funny you stupid wanker

go chase bugz somewheres else. better yet, just an hero and save everyone a lot of grief.

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>>1362212
Buying a pack of smokes in a convenience store across the street from a local bar. The guy ahead of me in line was a teenager, maybe 18 or 19 I suppose. After he paid for his soda and gas, he turned around and saw me and like did a double-take, so like whatever, but I went ahead and paid for my camel's and lighter and then exited.

He was still hanging around outside leaning on his truck when I got outside, so I lit up right outside the store and started smoking then leaned against the side of the building. He motioned me over with his head and then asked me if I needed a lift anywhere. I looked him over and he wanted to do stuff and so did I, so I said sure.

I finished my cigarette, then got in the truck. He drove over a couple blocks and parked us in an alleyway between two buildings by a dumpster, then we just sat there in the dark for awhile.

Finally, he just reached over and started feeling me up, so I leaned back, then undid my belt buckle and he pulled my dick out. I was hard of course and he just played with my dick for awhile, caressing and fondling it and reaching under to caress my balls.

I told him he should free up his piece, too, so he quickly yanked it out and pulled his pants down and I lifted up and pulled mine down too and we were just jerking each other off side by side.

After awhile, I told him I liked blowjobs, but he didn't bite and we just kept jerking. Soon I was nearing the point of no return and he grabbed an old teeshirt from the back and handed it to me. I tried to grab my dick, but he didn't let me and pulled me hard a few more times and I came into the teeshirt. He finished himself off and used it to clean himself up, then we just sat there for awhile.

Then he pulled up his trousers and hitched his belt, so I did the same and we just sat there for awhile in the dark, smelling our sweat and cum and the old pickup truck smell.

Finally, he asked me if I wanted to do more and I said yeah, of course.

>

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>>1391357
He turned the key and gunned it, then said he lived aways outside town and I told him that was cool. He took the freeway exit and after awhile we were in a semi-rural area.

His place was one of those single-story lean-tos that people try to remodel by throwing vinyl siding on it while leaving the old doors and windows intact. Inside, it was hot and humid and he flicked on the AC and grabbed us a couple beers and we set down on the sofa. The TV was the only light in the place and it was both creepy and sexy at the same time.

He put on a porno, one of those vintage 70s bareback everyone has a mustache fuck films, but like I was paying much attention to the film, but the grunts and moans made me super hard.

After we finished the beers and more slightly awkward sitting in the dark, he started shucking his clothes and I did the same, two piles of clothing by our feet.

We stretched out naked on the sofa and started grinding ourselves together for awhile. It was pretty passionate. Then he got up and went into the bathroom and came back with a jar of vaseline, of all things, and lubed up my dick and his butthole.

So I fucked him really nice and slow for awhile. Dude never made a sound, just jerked a little if I hit the wrong spot. Him on the bottom and me clutching onto him for dear life, grinding my prick as far into him as it would get until finally I couldn't hold back and just came into him full force.

After I pulled out, he immediately started pulling his dick again, looking at the tv screen. After awhile, he asked me if he could fuck me. I don't usually get fucked, but this scene was just too hot and I was into it, so I said yes, but to go easy at first because it had been awhile.

He got me down and lubed me up, then inserted himself. It was pretty uncomfortable at first, that feeling of fullness, but soon enough he managed to hit the spot.

He fucked me slow for awhile, but then slamming it in fast and quickly came inside me

>

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>>1391371
We took turns in the shower after he wiped his ass on the toilet. I did not like the feeling of the vaseline and jizz inside my butt, so I scrubbed extra good to get it out.

He had me crash on his sofa and he slept in his bed, but I couldn't sleep very well. Later, I went into his room and got in bed with him. He was naked and still awake and we were soon at it again.

Sometime, just before morning, I fucked him again, this time long and slow and I made it last, pulling out before I came. I maybe fucked him for over an hour and he never complained and we stayed in the same position with him face down underneath me. It was real good.

We took a shower together afterwards and I got dressed while he made coffee.

After we had coffee and I smoked outside, we got in the truck and he drove me back to town. In the first faint light, I could see what a dump his place was, but like it was better than what I had for sure, since I had no permanent address and crashed wherever I could.

We never really had much conversation, just two young, horny strangers who needed so bad to fuck and get off, no kissing, no sucking and no affection. It was perfect transactional sex.

He dropped me off a couple blocks from the factory, and I arrived just in time to brush my teeth, change and start shift. I was practically living in my locker, so it was cool.

Aside from having a sore asshole, I felt really good the rest of the day and a couple of my co-workers even joked I must have gotten laid last night.

If only they knew.

>>1362226
WSU?

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>>1389002

If you wanna know what gay life was like in the 70's and 80's this is a pretty good movie:
https://vimeo.com/ondemand/hustlerwhite/122448756

Does gloryholes at an adult book store count? Because I've sucked lots of dick at one here in LIttle Rock.

>>1390148
so how does it go down exactly?

yall just hang out around, do the whole ritual thing, then basically just bang in public behind a few trees?

>>1391357
>guy asks if you need a lift
>you say yes
>did you make a location up where?
>or did you both already know, and just got in anyways?

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>>1392621
1. guy did a double-take when he first saw me
2. guy was looking at me when i got outside
3. guy kept looking at me when i had my smoke, eye contact cuz i was watching him too
4. he motioned me over
5. he asked if i needed a lift out of the blue apropos to nothing basically
6. we checked each other out
7. we were both horny, liked the look of each other, wanted something to happen and we just went for it
8. he just drove to the nearest dark, quiet place so we could get off, no real conversation and we both knew 'the lift' was code for sex

it went as far as it did because at each step it was cool and we didn't stop, although we should have used condoms and just moved too fast but i don't think he even had any since he had vaseline which pretty much destroys condoms anyway and i rarely used them back then

this was a completely unexpected one-off thing but it worked for us so we didn't really question it

when you start questioning and second-guessing and trying to explain everything, all that stuff just kills the mood and gets in the way of getting off

i mean, once i just went outside in back of a bar with a dude i just met taking a leak beside in the head. he was just looking at my dick while i peed, then looked at my face and back to his dick. so when we zipped up, i motioned with my head towards the door and we went out the back, where i bent him up against the alley wall and fucked him. when we were done and i came and he jizzed, i just zipped up and went back inside and he was back inside the bar a couple minutes later. this was a regular bar not a gay bar btw.

boys overthink everything these days

This happened today; it's a gay sauna story so I guess it counts:

>be me, a chubby 19 year old who's never done anything with another guy
>been browsing /hm/ and gay threads on /gif/ for ages, finally decide to man up and go to my local sauna to get the real deal
>end up in a private room with a fairly attractive guy who looks 30-40
>up close his dick is average length (about 5"-6") but very thick and uncut
>I tell him this is my first time with another guy, he tells me he'll be gentle and we start feeling each other up; he's very into it while I'm kind of awkwardly rubbing on his body
>he's at full mast but I am really not feeling it, dick has retreated to beyond a semi
>we start stroking each other, again he's really into it while my dick is having none of it and only reaches 2/3rds hardness at maximum from him brute-forcing it more than me enjoying it
>pull away and ask if I can use his mouth
>get on my knees in front of his dick
>tongue out, put it in my mouth, and...
>wow, it's fucking nothing
>just tastes like skin
>not aroused at all
>I wasn't put off or anything, it was just... a void where 'sexual' should have been
>dick is now completely shrivelled
>but the guy is clearly enjoying it, he's moaning and telling me that I've 'got a good technique' and that I'm 'a natural' and all that
>just kind of murmur assent around his dick, which is now incredibly dull and boring
>eventually tell him I'm getting tired and my jaw is sore and ask if we could take a break
>he says that's fine and to come find him again when I was ready
>I just go home

So yeah, that was how I discovered that I wasn't really bisexual after all. I was so not into it that now after the fact it doesn't even feel like I did anything sexual at all. Definitely not going to seek out guys again.

>>1392930
Also after he agreed to the "break" I asked him what the time was as I couldn't spend too long there his response was "Why, you got a girlfriend waiting for you?". (There wasn't, of course.)

At the time I didn't think anything of it but afterwards I found it pretty troubling. Defaulting to infidelity doesn't sit right with me, like he was implying that gays/bis are willing to cheat on their partners at the drop of a hat.

>>1392930
>first gay experience at a sauna
>had a bad time
>definitely not bi
>posting this fact on a gay porn board you're still haunting
>end with crass assumptions and stereotyping of other people
Forever alone. :-)

>>1392939
Well where else am I gonna post my 'I just sucked a dick' story?

>>1392940
You didn't like it because you're too used to porn. Its like fapping to an ugly cunt. If it was with someone you find attractive, you wouldn't question your sexuality.

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>>1392930
>>1392933

i think your experience is fairly common for a first time. the combination of nerves and expectations can make it difficult to relax and enjoy the experience.

regarding his asking about a gf: i'll bet it was his way of trying to learn more about you and create communication. i don't think he meant to imply that you are a 'cheater.' a lot of gay guys are turned on by the idea of a straight guy having sex with them. he may have just been verbalizing his fantasy that you were straight.

it is natural to be curious about variations of sexuality, especially while young. if you have experimented and learned that you are straight rather than bi, that will save you a lot of wondering in the future and you will be better able to commit to a relationship with a woman, if that is your destiny.

on the other hand, if you still have attractions toward men perhaps you should continue to experiment. it may be that the man you were with at first did not have the qualities that excite you. personally, there are some men that greatly excite me and other men that do nothing for me even though they appear to have the qualities that should turn me on. perhaps it is due to pheremones or personality?

>>1362239
>but I maintained a high grade point average all through High School.
kek

>>1392930
i loved every second of my first gay experience. maybe its just not for you?

>>1392930
sex is all in your head m7

>>1392930
you cannot expect good sex with someone you don't know

>>1362212
Near my city there is a forest. Heard about this place from dating site, they call it Club Switzerland. About 20 o'clock gay men gather. Been there few times, sucked some dicks, got fucked. No worries about STD, used a condom. Probably would go there again but right now I'm trying to get a more stable partner.

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>>1392939
you forget to mention the "chubby" 19 year old part

or the part where there's a "void" where sexual should be

even straight bros can get horned up around other dudes in a sexual situation, so...what a fucking waste of flesh he must be