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New /Brandon/ thread

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New /Brandon/ thread
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10/10
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>>1361948
Enjoy.
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Hi everyone, just gone done posting on soc.
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>>1361959
tfw lonely tripfag steals my find and claims it as his own
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>>1361960
what threads, or why not post the pics here :3
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>>1361983

Because selfies are forbidden on this sub. /soc/ is for camwhoring. Not /hm/.
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Some new material
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>>1361960
>>1361986
How are you doing, Brandon? Better I hope.

>>1362003
This looks really good, but you look almost underweight. Are you eating?
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>>1362022
picture of his asshole or bust
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>>1362022
Turning 24 soon, feeling old being a virgin still.
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>>1361948

plz no
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>>1362043
>being a virgin still.

Hahahahahhahahhahhahhaha
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>>1362043

Is there some reason you haven't simply accepted any of the assuredly many offers you've gotten while camwhoring on 4chan?
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>>1362051
Virgin detected.
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>>1362069

Some of us are lusting over his dick and the way it points up.

And news yet on whether he prefers to top or bottom?
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I miss Brandon posting and stuff
Just become a porn star
put your name down hahaha!!!
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>>1362078
he's straight
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all these threads for a 6/10
you make me sick
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>>1362097
6/10 is about right
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>>1362097
>all these threads for a 6/10

You misspelled 4/10.
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why are people posting this 15 year old?

Did i miss something?
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>>1362108
>misspelled
It is not a word, it's a number, you should've wrote "misnumbered"
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>>1362284
You misspelled "I'm a cunt."
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>>1362288
you spell it right in every post
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>>1362288
That was a friendly correction, but I guess you took it as a jab at your grammar skills, but meh, stay an insecure faggot, much love <3.
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his dick looks so tasty..
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>>1362310
You misspelled "I can't take a joke."
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>>1362296
He just timestamped >>1361960
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Go do porn, dumbass.
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>>1362482
>Go do porn, dumbass.

Go do midget porn, dumbass.

FTFY
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>>1362093

Then what the fuck is he doing camwhoring here?
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>>1362529
he's not camwhoring here

ITS A BRANDON APPRECIATION THREAD
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>>1362555
TRIPS DONT LIE
EVERYONE POST BRANDON
LEWDS AND NON LEWDS
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why wont he love me
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Someday he will come to our side
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I don't understand why he would have such issues with girls IRL.

My theory is he a. gets to clingy fast asking things like how would you rate me? b. his standards are too high
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>>1361948
Stop making threads about yourself, you fuckugly lunatic.
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>>1362122
Brandon keeps making these threads for attention and the shit mods refuse to get rid of them.
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>>1362944
>>1362943
Maybe people just like Brandon?

He's like a meme
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From what I see these threads never seem to have new content. whats up with that?

All mine are old tho but I think he still posts on soc?
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>>1362491
Im in love, MOAR!
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>>1362949
He posted in the beginning with with a timestamp
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>>1363016
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I just want to suck his dick.
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If Brandon is actually taking requests please do one pissing its my biggest fetish
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>>1362948
No, it's just fucking him. Every time. This shit's against board rules and the mods just leave it up.
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I like Brandon though. <3 everytime these threads come up.
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>>1363466
You're gonna need to calm down.
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>>1361960
Can we see your butthole please
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i want to massage his thighs :(
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>>1362937
is there a vid of this
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>>1364529
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I would fuck the shit out of this loser nerd desu
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he's so beautiful
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>>1362886
Seems he's coming to the dark side, fag board in 7chan
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god i love this kid
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All around me are familiar faces, worn out places. Bright and early for their daily races...
Grow up y'all.
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>>1364718
doubt it. i think he just posts gifs on /soc/
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Nice looking kid, great dick though I'd like a bit larger head on it. Could go from a 6/10 to maybe a 7 or 8/10 if he spent a few hours a week in the gym. A little muscular definition on a body like that would go a long way, rather than just looking like a naturally thin kid that sits around all the time.
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guy is quite cute
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>>1367871
lol what a terrible angle on his dick
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>>1368262
Maybe... but all brandon pics are good brandon pics who are we kidding.
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Where's he from? Why's he circumcised?
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>>1368729
He's American, and he's American.
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>>1368737
no
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>>1370179
I wanna spank him
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>>1364950
he has such a hot little pussy
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When i was underage and sex was hard to come by i used to trade pics with guys on /soc/, one day someone named Brandon added me on kik and i didnt realize i was talking/sharing pics with him until he sent a pic of his face and told me to rate him. Could not stop laughing.
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surprised he hasnt ended it yet
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>>1370482
That's an autistic smile right there
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>>1370789
Kind of endearing but in a "ruffle his hair then put him in a headlock" way
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Wow, some of these pics are expanding my...uhh...library

love this kid just because he's accessibly attractive - there's enough threads full of 9/10 porn bodies and 3/10 fat schmucks - it's nice to oogle over a 6.5/10 because he's just sexy enough to be that kid sitting across from you on commuter rail on his way to his suburban home where you hope he'll let you play with his balls and ride his cock for the entire winter break
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>>1364950
Do you think we could kickstart a Brandon's butthole fleshlight?
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>>1361948

what is he hiding with these grainy/shitty pics?
is he hideous in real life?
he looks sort of like he might be a dwarf or growth-stunted.
was his mother an alcoholic?
he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>1371003
>Brandon's butthole fleshlight?

he is a literal nobody
would you buy one?
i wouldn't
he's not cute

looks like a gnome
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>>1371006
doing far too much my man, you sound like you WANT to not be attracted to him, but you are
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>>1370932
this, he's attainable and looks like he has low enough self esteem to let you do whatever you want to him
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>>1361948
Mofo your dick is thicc as fuck my man
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>>1371189
For me it's less about low self-esteem and more about being attracted to people for looking like humans and less like high-maintenance mannequins. Also, I know I'm a 6, 6.5/10 max, and I know what it's like to stand next to an 8.5 or a 9/10, let alone date one.

Where are all the GIFs? Have another
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>>1370788
He's too narcissistic.
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>>1372138
good lord, please tell me you have more of him in his uniform
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Looking forward to the day he ends it :^)
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>>1374414
>Can we cut it with the ancient, terrible nude posts
How about some new nudes, then?
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>>1374414
>Everyone hates me and thinks I'm ugly
>Literally have threads devoted only to YOU and your nudes so people can fap

At some point your low self esteem can't be the result of anything but narcissism or psychosis.
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>>1374414

I thought you were straight anyway. So why the fuck are you even here?
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> All of these people saying nice things doesn't really do much for me
> I don't think I'm special and it bothers me that people try and admire me on here :(

hnnnngh
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>>1374414
Post new nudes if you don't want to be given low rates
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>>1374484
I was led here
>>1374460
Prob psychosis
>>1374419
>>1374580
Not really trying to take nudes
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can somebody repost his pic?
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c'mon brandon
post new pictures. if not nudes, than something else.
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Kekkekkekkek
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>it's Brandon here
Not sur why the general consensus is that I'm 6/10. I don't think highly of myself and this site said I was an 8.7(which I think is too high). I think I'm a solid 7/10, as in attractive, not extemely so, but better than a 6! Nudity aside, I can only hope others agree with me.
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>>1376949

you're a 5.
go away.
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>>1376963
What exactly makes me a 5 and painfully average then? By no means am I saying you're wrong, but in my area I think a lot of guys look worse than me and I can't see how I'm universally average as fuck.
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>>1376967
Can I please get a response from anybody here?
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>>1376967
>>1376988

you're so needy.
and you're breaking the rules of the board by posting self pics.
you know this yet you are desperate for attention.
desperation is unattractive.
go to -------->/soc/ and peddle your little boy ass there.
this board is for pics of men, not little boys.
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>>1376997
I'm 23. I did not create this thread or post any self pics. Mods would be able to tell, I'm sure.
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>>1376998
yet you keep bumping it.
how would mods know your ip?
you're not fooling anyone.
go to /soc/ camwhore.
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>>1361948
How and why is this still here? Shoo, bad camslut.
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>>1376998
>I did not create this thread or post any self pics

There are 7 billion people in the world and yet somehow, completely by accident, you and your nude selfies magically appear in the same thread. Yeah. Right. You're just such a superstar celebrity that somebody else posted them and you just happened upon the thread. And then bumped it and the last one and the one before that for the last year. Okay Brandon. How stupid do you think we are?
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>>1377009
He thinks you're as dumb as the mods who leave these painfully obvious selfie attention whore threads up on /hm/.
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>>1377021
>>1377009
>>1377007
>>1377002
I didn't realize how rotten and in inviting gay men are... Women treat me the same.

I don't consider myself a camwhore anymore. I haven't uploaded a naked picture in over 4 years and I regret all of the ones people posted here. I did not make the thread. I wish it was deleted... I just want to know why I'm unattractive.... Fuck.
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>>1377037
Kill yourself
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>>1377040
Maybe I actually would if people convinced me why I'm such a horrible person that should. Why should I? Why don't people ever want to be kind hearted towards me like I am towards everyone I meet?
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>>1377037
like, as someone who wasnt around when everyone was taking sides on this, you're honestly not particularly unattractive. like you're not really hot enough for people to start this many threads about you but i gotta say i don't super mind. you have a boy-next-door appeal where you're plain enough to be like realistically attractive, like if i met you at a party i could suck your dick without trying too hard or feeling out of my league, but you're not ugly enough for me to regret it later.

people mostly just like making fun of you, because as shown here you respond to it. i don't know if you started this thread, but it's...probably never really going to be in your best interests to monitor what people on 4chan are saying about you all the time. clearly, you got the hating yourself part down, don't let everyone else one-up you on that front
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>>1377045
Well can you at least tell me what keeps me from being good looking? I've never even had sex and I don't want people to fucking "settle" for me... I just want to know what makes my face so plain, or painfully average.... I want to stick out in some way... What makes a person handsome anyways?
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>>1377037

I thought Brandon was straight. Why would he even be here monitoring for his nudes?

And why exactly would he think people are so fond of posting his nudes if he was as ugly he wants everyone to think he believes he is...?
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>>1377042
Probably because you're disgusting and pathetic and for whatever reason you feel the need to seek pity even when being told to kill yourself.
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>>1377037
>anymore
Kek. You didn't consider yourself one then. You're garbage. You'll always be garbage.
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fuck y'all, brandon is a qt
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>>1377047
>tell me what keeps me from being good looking?

compare yourself to pic related

your head is too big for your body.
your limbs seem too short. are you a dwarf?
your eyes are too small.

of course the shit quality of the photos is half the problem and makes it difficult to tell what exactly is wrong with you..

your smile is weird and forced. (no teeth?)
your dick looks shopped.
do we ever see your upper torso?
why not?


do you live in tasmania?
how are you 23 and still a virgin?
are you afraid to leave the house?
medication/therapy can help.

if you regret being a camwhore in the past why are you bumping threads that contain your pics? you should let the threads die so that your pics are no longer visible.

asking for confirmation/looking for self worth from others is never going to work.

you need to find your self worth within you.

asking anonymous people on the internet why you are not attractive is just going to attract negativity/trolls.

the fact is most people are not model tier.
very few people have the "it" factor that lights up a room.

accept the fact that you are never going to be a supermodel/pornstar/leading man.

it is not going to happen.

be satisfied that you are of average looks and therefore stand a chance of attracting a partner of average looks. maybe better if you work on your personality/work to earn money.

you're not hideous as some have said.
you're "cute" not "handsome" which means you look young for your age and don't have rugged masculine features but more boyish/shy features.

educate yourself and get your self-satisfaction from hard work and knowledge rather than from cam-whoring.

you can become a happy person.
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>>1378547
How? Why do you think so?
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>>1378570
I'm even more insecure about my body than my gae actually and it's awkward. I'm not a dwarf but I might have been if I didn't take the hgh I needed...: that's why I can't accept average... My body is disproportioned and im really unhappy with my dick and 5'9" height.... I just want a solid face man
>>1378570
Therapy definitely won't help. It never did. And I simply cannot accept that I'm painfully mediocre. I just hate the idea. I will probably kill myself if I could never look good..... The guy you posted isn't even that great looking.... Looks like a normal guy


What if I got blepharoplasty and jaw implants? Would I at least stand a chance at looking good then??? I don't want to be a perfect model, just not so bland.... And I do not want a partner I only see as "average" My favorite number is 7 and thats all I want to be, which isn't perfect. It's just attractive and noticeable.
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>>1378676
Someone started a thread lusting after you. What more do you want. Grow up.
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>>1378672
>>1378676
this is literally slow camwhoring right here
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>>1378684
Uhh I think it was a troll... Look at all the people in here saying I'm nothing special or even ugly. I would have had a first kiss by now if I looked good.

I don't want attention or pity. I just want to know how I can be a 7...
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>>1378688
I've noticed a few times when people tell Brandon that he'd look better if he posted new pictures, or more preferably? new nudes.
He doesn't want to post the latter, and hardly posts new pictures in general. Supposedly that'd get him a 7 or maybe higher, but he doesn't do it anyway.
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>>1378688
I lust after you, more because of your character. I love the idea of you being a whiny little shit, and me shoving my 8" into your throat to shut you up.that would feel really fucking good.
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>>1378690
I don't think I'm a camwhore, anymore. I regret it and I honestly just wanted to get over my poor self image somehow.
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>>1378776

Go to a shrink. There's no shame in it. Seeking validation from everyone on the internet, especially 4chan will get you nowhere.

YOU need to like you. Not us.
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>>1378794
I used to like me and I never will knowing nobody thinks I'm 7/10
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>>1378796
Changing your thought patterns takes work, but it's possible, just like most other habits.

Or just go ahead and enjoy the success of your self-fulfilled prophecies. You seem to be doing well with that.
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came for the drama, stayed because wow I never noticed how extremely cute he is. Moar?
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Brandon, my sister will give you solid advice if you post more nudes like >>1362886
>>1362491
>>1362475
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>>1379386
I don't do nudes anymore.
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>>1379405
could you post a new, non-nude picture over on >>/soc/ qt?
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>>1379409
I can just here and ty
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>>1379405
Why not? Your nudes are great.
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>>1379415
>all the compliments for you happen to come around the time you're on and posting more desperate selfies
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>>1379415
Well, looking back I cringe when I see them knowing where I was in my hea at the time and I think I could have made them much better quality but I really am ashamed of sharing nudes like that online for just opinions. Even if some people like it, it's still kind of demeaning to me.
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>>1379405
Then no advice for you.
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>>1379418
>I really am ashamed of sharing nudes like that online for just opinions. Even if some people like it, it's still kind of demeaning to me.
HAHAHAHAHA
You're ashamed of the QUALITY of your nudes? You truly have some sort of brain damage, or you were molested or abused as a kid or something else to cause this ridiculous delusional state of mind and impenetrable insecurity.
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>>1379418
You could always take better quality nudes, then.
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>>1379424
>still continuing the conversation with himself
>ignore the mean ppl im still hot
Just please don't go shoot up a school when your insanity boils over.
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>>1379414
You being here is just repeating the same old mistakes. You keep saying you're not a camwhore anymore, yet here you are on /hm/ a porn board, in a thread about your nudes, posting images of yourself again.
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>>1378676
>What if I got blepharoplasty and jaw implants?

I have a friend who got a blepharoplasty.
He had puffy eyes before, but he looked like a normal dude.
Now he looks like some weird kind of woman.
Don't do it.

Jaw implants? There is nothing wrong with your jaw.

The thing you need to fix is your head.
You are mentally ill.
Instead of just accepting the fact that we all have imperfections you keep ignoring the positive things people have said about you in this thread and say things like "I will probably kill myself" and that is sad.

You probably need to take anti-depressants and get some self-esteem counseling with a professional. Self-esteem comes from within. You begin to believe that you are good enough and that you are lovable.

If you are straight you need to stop hanging around on a gay porn board. You need to start hanging around with straight guys and talking to girls. If you are straight you need to be thinking about having a family since that is what makes straight men happy.

If you are gay then you need to go to the gym and get laid. Exercise and sex boost your self confidence and give you endorphins that make you feel happy.

You can find someone to love you.

I think your problem is that you got a lot of not necessarily true positive feedback when you first started posting nudes because you were young and without boundaries. Then as you got older the pedos lost interest in you and you haven't been able to find such overwhelming praise since then. This is common among child stars. Most of them become drug addicts and die early (see Corey Haim) because they miss the adulation and they don't know how to behave as an adult.

Surgery is not going to make you look better.
Exercise and meditation and a focus on achieving goals will.

Mods?
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>>1379515
>If you are gay then you need to go to the gym and get laid.
>If you're straight make a family; if you're gay go be a whore
You're a sack of no good shit and shouldn't be giving advice to anyone.
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>>1379522
well, you could try giving him some advice.
you'd probably want him to adopt a chinese gayby and get married to his life partner?
why bother being gay then?
why not just marry a vagina if you're going to sit at home sexually frustrated surrounded by diapers and warm milk?

the whole advantage to being gay is lots of sex and not being stuck in an unsatisfying relationship.
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>>1379418
I honestly have no words for u brandon. sure u aint a calvin klein model material, but would u just stop with the fucking rock bottom self esteem? and if u want people to rate u, post a clear picture of yourself goddamn it. posting grainy pics just makes people lose their shit and become suspicious of you! plus, people on the internet are generally assholes, so u'd better be ready to get nasty comments etc. anyways, fyi, any kind of surgeries ain't magic, and they could possibly go seriously wrong. my advice, get off 4chan (or any websites ur on), take care of urself, seek professional help, go see a shrink, be with ur friends, eat more, hit the gym, go see concerts, go traveling, be happy, cos at the end of the day thats what matters, to hell with what people say/think.
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>>1379515
I exercise.... And I see a doctor and believe it or not she's only confused me much more by trying to assure me that I AM handsome and look good and attractive. It obviously correlates with nothing I hear on here or see irl since no girls flirt with me, I can't get a hint of interest in any online dating format and literally nobody likes me more than a friend when I go out... I know my personality isn't fully to blame.


I don't want to look the best, I know I'm not the worst looking.. I just want to look good, as in, desirable.

>>1379580
You don't have to be a Calvin Klein model just to be considered good looking and stand out above average to enough people.

At the end of the day, it matters that I'm alone and can't even get a tinder match because I don't just look good enough.
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>>1379627
Also, you don't have to be free of any imperfection just to be found attractive or fuckable. That pisses me off. Obviously I'm not perfect and nobody really is. But I feel like my flaws are just too much or outstanding that that's why everyone writes me off as "average"
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>>1379628
If you were average looking you'd have a pretty good chance at having a mate since the average person is average looking and the average person has a mate. You are likely below average and that is why you're struggling. I mean above average people can have trouble finding a mate worthy of them as well, but let's not kid ourselves. That's not you.
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>>1379627
The problem is you stink of desperation and unhappiness. Guess what,, you're not perfect. Who cares? There is more to partnership than physical attraction. That being said you are pretty cute so you have that as a bonus, but judging from the insane amount of narcissistic shitposting I've seen from you for months your personality sucks because all you're stuck on is how unhappy you are because you're alone. What can you do for these girls? What skills do you have? Who have you stopped to care for? People aren't receptive to sad sacks and confidence is key. If you don't have confidence in your looks I can guarantee you confidence in a skill will make a girl's panties wet. If you have no skills then you need to go out and focus on building one up while you're young because the bonus looks you have now will fade with age.

Seriously, hanging around and whining on a gay porn board is the opposite of what will get you a partner
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Brandon you'd be way cuter if you weren't such a whiny bitch
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>>1361948
Is he still bumping this? I think we need the mods to help with a full Brandon clean-out. I've seen that 5/10 face more times than I'd ever have wanted to.
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>>1379644
What looks do I have now because everyone doesn't like me even when I'm in my prime.

lol, I was directed here literally a month after it started. I was sad at all the not really mean, but just meh feedback I got. I'm not all into myself but I can't not attribute me being alone to people just possibly, and arguably demonstratablly pruning me out fast for other, better, and then even more better opinions. And the you seem to automatically assume there's no uniqueness or skillet I posses. I can understand that since you only see my online presence. I shouldn't have looked at this thread. I don't really even lurk the chans. I'm busy doing life. Shit is just kinda fuck
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>>1379728
This. I requested to delete this multiple times since I found out about my thread
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>>1379644
>>1379800
A fuckin MEN!
dude, stop whining. seriously. MOD?
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>>1362022
>>1362326
>>1362729
>>1363016
>>1363099
>>1364708
>>1364961
>>1365220
>>1366001
>>1367086
>>1368029
>>1370459
>>1370932
>>1378812
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>>1379800
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I have the faggot's kik
Kekle
He body shames himself all the time but I gotta tell you, he's got a nice music taste.
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>>1378676
brandon, you're cute as fuck
i would do unholy things to that tight body
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>>1380997
every broken faggit I know has a nice music taste. I suppose it's in their dna lol
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>>1381012
broken might not be the correct word. more like fucked up
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Are you gay? Please don't be gay.
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>>1384081
please don't gay lel
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what a qt
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>>1379414
how old is this piece of trash?
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when are we getting new pictures? >:(
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how many inches is he
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>>1379745
>everyone doesn't like me even when I'm in my prime
>I was sad at all the not really mean, but just meh feedback I got

m8, over the years there have been zillions of posts on this board genuinely saying you're handsome. I have no idea what feedback have you received from the opposite sex on /soc/ or elsewhere, yet I'm pretty sure there are femanons too who honestly find you attractive.
if your inclination to self-despise is so strong that can't help focusing only on the negative and meh feedback and ignoring the positive one, well then, I'm no therapist and hence have no clue how to deal with that. ask your therapist, he should have some ideas on this.
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>>1390922
looks like solid 7 at least, could as well be 8
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>>1378726
(You) Moarrrrrrr~~!!!
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<3
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>>1379745
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>>1361960
>>1362003
>>1362043
>>1376949
>>1376967
>>1376988
>>1377037
>>1377042
>>1377047
>>1378676
>>1378776
>>1378796
>>1379414
>>1379418
>>1379627
>>1379745
>And the you seem to automatically assume there's no uniqueness or skillet I posses.
>>1379746

>>>/soc/
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ohhhh brandon, where are you :3
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>>1368623

Those toes though...
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I don't know much about Brandon. Just see threads about him here occasionally. I think he is very cute and kissable and has a pretty dick. I'm glad he shares some pics. I hope he will be happy.
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kys...i mean it
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>>1395054
Fuck off Leave him alone, Brandon is like Bae material
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>>1368623
ugh i just wanna kiss him
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i want him so bad
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what is this ?
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Bumping to spite brandon
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sweet prince
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>>1361948
gross
looks like a cabbage patch kid
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>>1379745
Your self-pitying and insecurity makes you less attractive. Your psychological state can greatly affect how one may look. Try it.
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happy to see this thread is still up as it's prime fapping material
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>>1362062

Hitler is literally an aggressive form of cancer.
He thrives on it.
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>>1362043
>a guy this hot is still a virgin

You're literally a 10/10.
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would suck and kiss
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>>1404985
>>a guy this hot is still a virgin
He's straight and most women don't put out to guys who look as boyish/twinkish as he does.
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so qt
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>>1402219
Disagree. His beta behavior and whininess only make me want to own him even more.
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>>1362003
>I know a guy who kinda looks like Brandon
>we live fairly close together
>he was one of the first people I came out to
>when he was dating a girl, I made raunchy jokes about vaginas that disgusted him
>we stopped talking for almost a year because he said something that pissed me off
>we recently reconnected & he apologized
>the day we met again, he told me that he "Isn't completely straight"
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:4
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Is there a folder of his pics? would greatly appreciate it.
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>>1414158
please
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>>1406786
I'm a woman. I can't speak for other women but I think he's just twink-ish enough to be both cute and hot at the same time which I think is a really attractive combination. Also, I think guys who don't look like supermodels are more attractive. They seem more genuine and approachable. Guys seem to have this belief that if they were more manly or more like models that all the women will flock to them. Women are more complex than that. We all have our types. Some like really macho men, others like cute men, some want something in between, some like glasses or facial hair or tattoos, etc. Some don't care as much about looks. Personality is important too. You gotta be kind, have a good sense of humor, confidence (but not arrogant), and other good personality traits. I wouldn't want to date just a pretty face. I wonder if this guy posts selfies on other social media sites. Nudes or not, posting lots of selfies makes one look like they're full of themselves. That's not an attractive trait. Be humble, but at the same time show that you feel secure about yourself. If you use dating sites, don't post pics of yourself shirtless, it will make you look like a douchebag. Do take pics of yourself smiling with cute animals, women dig that shit.
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thanks, great advice, you seem great
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>>1418937
i bet youre a fat woman
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>>1417133
hnnnng, post the one with his dick and feet on that green blanket
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>>1417133
if thats a screenshot of the folder you have then could u send it to me if possible?
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Post his feet pls
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>>1420682
>tfw there were a few gifs in it that I didn't have before
Th-that's probably all that were ever made, right?
>>
?
>>
I did another thing
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>>1420733
art.very cute
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>>1420682
I think it's fair to say we're all obessives here.
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>>1420682
>obsessives
so us? haha
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i wanna see his feet :(
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>>1361948

Christ, when will this shitty thread about an unattractive nobody has-been die?
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>>1379414
I wish I could hug you, or kiss you. You are a qt!
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>>1362003
he looks better here maybe he is becoming normal
>>
QT QT QT
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>>1420682
>>1417133
you need to drop a DL for both of these folders! A good amount of people would appreciate it anon.
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If i get an even number I'm gonna text her
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>>1425353
brandon?
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>>1426129
tell us more
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Is there any cum pic of him?
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bran-DAMN
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>>1361948

is it a dwarf?
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>>1430194
No! It's Minnie Driver!
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>>1419049
I am but why the fuck would you come to that conclusion? You sound pretty judgemental
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Is there a link now or nah?
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I need all the folders of him asap!!
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>>1420682
PLEASE UPLOAD THE DOWNLOAD LINK. please :)
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>>1431098
lrn2archive https://yuki.la/hm/1220463
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>>1362506
He kinda does have midget proportions except his cock
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>>1431103
can you just post the mega link here?
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cutie
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saw this pic of brandon first new lewd ive seen of him from recently
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>>1432456
how recently?
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>>1361948
literally who tf is this guy?? since when did we start having anon threads outside of prominent and hot /fit/izens??
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>>1432609
>anon threads
kek. google him, faggot
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>>1379414
lol his eyes remind me of a pigs, i guess thats why hes like a 4/10
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>>1432456
Fuck, any more?
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>>1432629
what?? someone that isn't a downie pls tell me who this person is? no matter how i look at it this guy seems mediocre in every single way.
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>>1432651
He's a painfully below average camwhore who haunts /soc/ and /hm/ where people with no standards who find him gettable stroke his ego. He's brooding and depressive and has low self-esteem and posts nudes looking for validation.
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fix your mind not your face or body because that's what's hideous and broken about you
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>>1420609
2nd i'd love to see his soles
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>>1432740
thanks anon
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Just saw him on /b for a second, I've never seen these ones before
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Also this one was posted
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>>1433025
Knew it was only a matter of time before he started camwhoring again, the gross slut.
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>>1433025
Thank you for sharing with us, Anon. I needed this.
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He's fucking hot
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>>1433025
ugh yes
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He needs to get tied up. His normal camwhoring is getting a bit tedious, but if someone bound him into some exposed positions it would get interesting again. Especially if they jerked him off on cam while he was helpless.
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>>1406914
>You'll never get ass-fucked while your tourettes begin to act up

life is cruel
>>
BUMPBUBMP
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bump :)
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>>1433025
nice that is new
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>>1433025
ugh yes
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>>1432456
he looks like he's been crying :/
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dont die
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>>1370789
That's just mean,dawg.
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he's the perfect Autism Phenomena.
>im so ugly but i will keep posting images of myself
>youre hot keep posting
>but im ugly
>no
>ill stop
>yes youre ugly
>are you sure? see these other pics of me
>ok fine youre not ugly
>im so ugly
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>>1437601
yeah!! thats what I said when i saw it..he looks so sad
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nice thick cock
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Lolhitler and Brandon really need to hop off this site.
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>>1443655
idk about lolhitler but hitler from lbgt is garbage

brandon is an angel though <3
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>>1443656

Lgbt in general is garbage. I just roam fit now a days.
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>>1443656
Brandon is literally the devil incarnate. All you queerbaits worshipping him are obviously new as fuck and have never dealt with the abomination that is Brandon personally.
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>>1362555
WHO THE FUCK IS BRANDON
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>>1371006
THANK YOU
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>>1443655
I now regret every bone that your ass pic ever gave me.

Also, how the fuck is this thread still up.
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>>1364950
I wanna finger him and give him a prostate orgasm. Wish he had a better personality.
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>>1364950
>tfw you will never tongue that ass
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>>1445930
hes actually a really nice got
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>>1446614
Hi, Brandon.

For future reference, no, Brandon is absolutely not a nice guy. He's a manipulative little narcissist and severely mentally ill (think actual psycho).
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>>1446614
fuck
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>>1446780
I'm not brandon, get over it hes cuter then you
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>>1361948
>this guy lives like 10 miles from me
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>>1447313
No he's not.
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>>1447320
turn him gay
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I think this is brandon, so nice
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>>1449073
why is he sticking his ass out? doesn't he know the more he does that the more skeletal his ass looks?
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>>1449073
any more? i think i know this kid
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>>1449073
its not brandon, i think i know him
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heres some more pics i found from archived threads
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>>1449330
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<3
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post rare brandons
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>>1449330
>tfw no Brandon in a suit while showing off his cock picture
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dont die
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