Chris Evans thread

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those biceps... fucking kill me

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>>1350989

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He's hot as fuck.

Isn't there a supposed lookalike of him. His na,e escapes me though

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The actual hottest man in the whole world

>>1351304
Jarec Wenthworth. Check it out.

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>>1351017
>>1351020
>>1351069
Chris was always sexy, but when he beefed up for Captain America he became incredible. Those big meaty tits are to die for, and he got a very nice full ass, too.

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>tfw no Chris bf to cuddle/watch hockey with

I'd be willing to look past the fact he's a Bruins fan DESU.

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>>1351397
That guy doesn't even look like Chris. For me at least.

This guy is basically perfection. Apart from his jew cut cock :(

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He was one of my first celebrity crushes now that I can recall. I was 10yo flipping channels and they were showing Not Another Teenage Movie on Comedy Central, when I got treated to this delectable little scene.

>>1351017
>>1351020
>>1351069
>>1351462
Jesus Christ, those tits. I want to suck on them so bad.

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His actually gay younger brother is really hot too

>>1351725
-because- of his jew cut cock.
There, I fixed it for you.

>>1352132
Chris evans is a jew?!

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>>1352120
He is hot but he can't really compare to his brother. Chris is superior in every way.

>>1352166
Nope. That's a lie.

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>>1352120
>>1352198


bite your tongue

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>>1352292

>>1351374
Underated post.

>>1352292
he's just too flamboyant for me

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>>1352292
>>1352293

>>1352120
>>1352292
>>1352293
Get that potato face out of here.

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>>1352531
aww scott really is a handsome guy. i'd give him a second look IRL. but yeah, not crazy-superstar-hot like his brother

>>1352335
>ywn grab Evans' left boob

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Scott is the hotter one to me. But Chris has the better body

>hottest man in the whole world

Please, like you ever left your fucking home and travelled around the globe to come up with that conclusion. Stop fucking tryna make me cringe. I fucking hate flamboyant faggots.

>>1353597
>people don't share the same opinion as me
>gotta go scream at people on the Internet for it

>>1353648
>>1353611
Those beefy tits, god damn.

>>1352198
So, I just saw Civil War...

This is quite possibly the most erotic scene I've ever seen in my entire life.

My jaw fucking dropped.

>>1353874
Gotta slip eye candy in there

Ya'll know his brother has legit nudes out there right? I mean their cocks must look similar.

>>1354266

My brother's cock is twice as big as mine. We compared hard-ons before. But he's straight so maybe that is why?

>>1354266
where?

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>>1353825
Age of Ultron was worth it just because of this beautiful scene...

>that pec bounce hhhnggghhhh

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>>1354355

>>1354268
Studies have shown gay men actually on average have larger penises than straight men.

>>1354435

Can confirm. I've compared with my straight (older) brother and mines almost an inch longer and thicker than his.

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>>1354472

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>>1354472

>>1354472
I think based off this study alone we can conclude this is true

>>1354472
Bullshit. That doesn't actually happen

>>1354472
This thread got really weird really fast.

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>>1354472

>>1352620
Scott's face is terrible.

I've never had this bad of a lady boner. Just fuck me up, holy shit.

>>1354722
>A woman
Get out.

>>1354591
Now that just isn't true.

>>1354722
Hi I'm a gril pls pay attention to me

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his ass looks so good with the costume

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>>1354793

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>>1354794

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>>1354796

>>1354435
At a science lab
- hey, what are we gonna do now?
- idk, let's call a lot of straight and gay men and find out who have the bigger dick
- lol ok

>>1350993
>>1351017
>>1351020
>>1351069
>>1353611
>>1353648
>>1354355
>>1352198
Holy fuck

Now I get why everyone likes these movies

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>>1351015
>Dat ass jiggle.

>>1355018
While I think the previous anon was pulling the 'gays have bigger dicks' study out of his ass (kek), scientists has studied weirder shit.

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Have a webm. Some spoilers for CW if you don't wanna know who's in the helicopter.

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I am a fan of the beard. He somehow looks even more rugged (and like a doofus)

>>1352120
>
just more proof that gay face exists

I lost interest in him a while ago. He's not aging well.

>>1352620
Scott... Nice face, but I think with a low fat would be more handsome.

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>>1356357
>low fat
Jesus Christ you queens are picky. If you can't stand a little chub on a guy that handsome you don't deserve to be happy with them.

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>>1355669
I just came... Thanks anon.

>>1356416
tell them faggots.

>>1354435
>Studies have shown
Source: Ass, Yours et. al (2016)

>>1355016
TITTIES
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bump for more titcow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cvWsNEyBm8&feature=youtu.be

Chris' tits are a gift from God, and he loves to emphasize them with those tight shirts.

>tfw you will never cup them from behind and give them a thorough molesting

>>1355669
Yeeeessss!!!

Thanks anon

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This movie trailer was some good material I tell you what

>>1359041
Man, I felt so represented in this scene

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I don't know if this is real, but if not, it's done very well. Looks spot on to me.

>>1359932
no, anon

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>>1359932
are you high?

>>1359932
Is the unphotoshopped version of this fake shit his brother? iirc

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heh

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>>1359964

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>>1359965

>>1359052
>all those sex noises

Thank you, Chris.

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fucking teasers

>>1360815
their sexual tension in Civil War was just too much
i was like just kiss already

I haven't seen Civil War, but one of the trailers has a guy be reaslly excited that he's meeting Captain America, and it looks like he molests Steve's pecs off-camera and there's reactions from the other characters. Did he really grope Cap's tits?

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>>1360873
Yeah that elevator scene was pretty homoerotic

>>1360906
i can't remember the elevator scene, what happened?

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>>1360970
couldn't find gifs with better quality but here's the scene

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>>1360996

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>>1360997

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>>1360998
i was like... just fucking kiss already!

>>1360815
I thought this was real for a sec, they just edited the person in the center out

>>1360885
it didnt look that way at all, it looked like ant man was grabbing cap's shoulders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ObZEi6KZ4

>>1360885
>Did he really grope Cap's tits?
yes he did

>>1361002
nah the joke is definitely that scott is grabbing steve's glorious tits. it's an established gag, just like how stark and carter couldn't help but touch him during the transformation scene in his first movie

not sure why they cropped his hands out of the shot, though.

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>his fucking tits

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>>1355669

>>1361252
Damn, Bucky got fat.

>>1361183
>the red and white part is like a tight corset
>his boobs are spilling out over top

Lord.

>>1361183
God, his pecs became godly when he trained to be Cap.

>tfw you'll never be able to cup them from behind and give them big squeezes

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triple Chris, sextuple titty

>>1361438
Eh, Pratt's and Hemsworth's aren't as good. They don't have the right genetics for it.

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>>1361433
>tfw you'll never be able to watch them bounce rhythmically while he runs on a treadmill

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>>1362094

>>1362094
>>1362095
These are fucking weird

>>1359965
>those eyelashes

Fuck, I want to come on his face.

>>1356344
He looks fine.

Kill yourself.

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>>1362732
His eyelashes are very pretty.

>>1361443
Chris wearing incredibly tight white shirts is better fanservice than him just going shirtless.

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>>1363463
YES!!!

My thoughts exactly.

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>>1363959
that flaunt shoot is just the sexiest thing ever

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>>1363959
i mean

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>>1363965

>>1363959
literally perfect

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BEEG
BEEFY
TEETEES

>>1361377
>fat

>>1365131
>you will never grope, fondle, or suck those pecs

Why live

>>1359026
His nipples are so big and pink there. Delicious.

>big titties
>no visible crotch bulge

oh well.

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that's a boner. you're welcome.

such small dick.
well, he can be the bottom.

10/10 would fuck.

>>1362094
>fuck me hard or I'll kill you, faggot

Jesus Christ, how did this get past the MPAA?

>>1365631
Evans would be a great bottom.

>groping his ass and sucking his titties while he rides you

>>1365610
Nah, just deceptive lighting.

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>>1365131
I wonder if any of the women he's dated have ever played with his titties. I know Hayley Atwell appreciates them.

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>Chris wearing a dress shirt so tight that it struggles to stay together and you can see patches of his skin teasingly peek through the buttons

He's so giving

>>1350984
He's mine stay away from him
https://youtu.be/RsmcYTQsgIM?t=28

>>1351017
i would give anything to cum on that chest

>>1362094
holy shit lmfao

>>1366767
I want to cling to his back, feel his back muscles tense against my chest, fondle his pecs, and rub my dick against his ass.

>>1362094
Really bad shop, but made me laugh a good while. Wish I was Bucky

The only reason I actually care about if Captain America gets a boyfriend or not is the off chance there will be a Chris Evans gay sex scene

>>1368516
this

>>1366077
women loves big cocks, not huge male titties.

>>1359038
What's wrong with his face there?
Wasn't his face already brutally redone back then by skilled Marvel surgeons in order to instill lust in our minds and hearts?
Marvel at its worst - capitalizing on our sins

>>1369386
>gay guys think they know what women enjoy

When will you fucktards stop doing this? Liking men doesn't mean you're now women and know how they think.

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>>1369386
Tell that to all the fujoshis and tumblrinas who sexualize Evans' titties all the time, you ignorant faggot.

Do you think Chris would start lactating if you nursed his tits regularly?

>>1366077
>the part in First Avenger where Peggy reaches out to touch Cap's boob was unscripted
>Atwell was so amazed by Evans' titties that she couldn't resist touching them
>later described them as being "absolutely enormous"
>this gif

Based Atwell.

>>1369386
Nah m8

>>1369804
Aren't some men actually capable of lactating?

>>1370563
All men can, just takes the right hormones and/or situations. Off the top of my head there's Bodybuildermilk.

>>1352166
Nope, he's just American

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>>1354472

>>1369804
>you will never suckle at Evans' fat titties till milk comes out

I'd probably suck on them everyday if I had the chance.

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hey guys, proud owner of a cunt here. I can't speak for all of them, ofc, but I know a lot of girls happily sexualise the shit out of Evans' tits.

Don't think this one's been posted yet

>>1371760
Hi I'm a gril please pay attention to me

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i was trying to contribute to the topic based on my personal experience, you daft fuck.

1/4

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4/4
let's just jerk off to similar stuff in peace

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>>1371760
damn, even twink Chris is cute

>>1371800
I want to milk those titties

>>1371760
>but I know a lot of girls happily sexualise the shit out of Evans' tits.

This.

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>>1357436
Fucking kek

>>1371760
I'd love to press my tits against his.

>>1374082
>you will never press your tits against his and then tease him over how his boobs are bigger than yours before latching your mouth onto one of his hot nips and sucking

>>1350984
>this whole thread
Chris: Anon's, my eyes are up here.

>>1374298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_hIxNfmzMQ

But you're hot up there, too! Like, I don't know where I can look at you, because I want to objectify every inch of you! Maybe not your feet, cause I'm not into that. But I'd probably willingly do it if it means I have access to every other inch as well!

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>>1374298
Don't worry Chris, your face is lovely too. Every inch of you is worthy of being sexualized and objectified :3

titty bump

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>>1354472
y-you did what?

>>1369724
>tumblrinas
>women
lmao close but no

>>1378675
>hurr women don't like men's bodies

Ignorance does not become you.

>>1378675
They are. Sorry if that makes your butt hurt.

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>>1350984
His openly gay brother Scott Evans is even hotter.

>>1380373
yeah read the whole thread
>>1352120

>>1380373
No he isn't, he's ugly and a manlet.

>>1380384
You just worship breeder cock.

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>>1380373
Looks like he has Downs desu.

He's also lacking in tits and Adonis shoulders.

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>>1380373
He is very hot, but compared to Chris Scotts face is a bit too Ken doll for me.
Chris also has the superior body.

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>>1381410

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>>1381412

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>>1381413

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>>1381415

>>1381424
Does he have the best man titties in Hollywood?

>>1381451
>man titties
Please let's not make this a thing, we already have the god-awful boy pussy. We're gay, we don't need straight terms. They're pecs, and theyre hot af.

>>1381560
Also we already sort of have man titties, which are literal, sad tits attached to fat men, and those are sacrilege compared the the masculine, muscular pecs that Chris Evans and other fit guys rock.

>>1381416
what is this even of?

>>1381560
They're breasts, dumbshit. They don't call it "pec cancer" when a man gets breast cancer.

>>1381816

I believe the technical term is "moobs"

>>1381816
Are you being serious? I need to know replying to a comment this stupid.

>>1381825
Missed a word, *before, damn phone.

>>1366954
your penis?

>>1384109
DEVILISH
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Are these Men.com porn parodies any good?

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>>1366077
Oh god he seems so nervous. I've never been into femdom because all of the dom women look absolutely disgusting to me but this is giving me feelings.

>>1384164
almost everything men.com puts out is shit, so, I doubt it

>>1373952

>>1384164
Sometimes the guys don't match the characters very well, but the sex is great.

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>>1384164
This guy is playing Captain America

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>>1384646

>>1384164
They're "okay", but it's nice to have those parodies out there. Colby Keller had the most fucked up cock in his X-Men parody tho, his cock looked bright red hideous

>>1384164
They are hilarious! Not really something to fap to but they are so funny especially the Star Wars parody

>>1384647
>>1384646
I accept this Steve Rogers. Yum.

>>1386588
Fucking hell, the way they stretch and fill shirts is more erotic than being bare.

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idk if this counts. Anyway, bump.

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>>1387953
NO!

Shoo shoo weedy skelly Evans

>>1384646
>>1384647
Looks too sleazy and not Aryan enough to play muh Cap.

>>1384164
Quality and environment are A+.

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>>1371800
this should be the motto of this board

>>1391425
No, no, this is Chris Evans, Captain America, the perfect man, not the ginger tranny Chris Evans.

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last I got. Can we let this thread die in peace now?

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>>1392879
Does this answer your question?

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>>1392883

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>>1392885

>>1392883
>>1392885
>>1392886
He's so cute.

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What do you call those cute-ass "pockets" or folds under the eyes?

gawwwwwwwd

>>1392929
>looking at an adonis like Chris Evans
>takes a particular interest in his eyelid folds
Wat?

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>>1392885
>>1392886

>>1392942
If a guy isn't have an attractive face his body doesn't even matter. Were you born yesterday? I thought this was common knowledge.

>>1392885
>>1392886
it hurts

>>1393126
>his eyelid folds are the cute part of his face
Double wat?

>>1394368
If you don't like them to begin with, you will never understand.