Inappropriate

>>1345680
>gaypawn

Oh how I have seen.

>>1345704
>gaypawn

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915176692
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1516584865
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1615638252

>>1345594
Damn, where do I get that job (either one of them?)

>>1346887

Mmmmm now I want red robin..but I'm also disgusted that his serving apron is touching his cock...

>>1346887

I'm trying to avoid stupid pun about worm and bird/robin.

Shit, he's a handsome fucker!

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>>1348697
hot

>>1351181
sauce please

>exploring my job's servers to make some space
>See boss' private files unlocked
>Quick peek
>End up finding nudes of him
He's like, 50, white hair, average body - I want bleach in my eyes.
Send help.

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>>1351483

i work in IT and I have the opportunity to look at other people's porn all day long. i learned very quickly to avoid their fap folders at all costs.

>>1351492
Tell us some more detail just for the fun

>>1351558
read the comments at the bottom of this page:

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/16/01/23/2031256/utah-bill-would-require-it-workers-to-report-child-porn

I've blown and fucked my manager at work a few times... in the receiving area behind boxes, in a back closet, some of the other offices. All while other employees or customers are just feet away but have no clue.

>>1353626

What kind of occupation requires you to wear a horse's head and play the guitar?

>>1354290
Street performer

>>1353691

The owner of the bar I work at is always catching me alone during the days I close. He'll grab his balls and adjust em all the time, pulling his cock to the side through his pants but im too much of a pussy to make a move. Hes a family friend and itd be awkard if I made the wrong move so fuck it..

>>1345594
Story time

No greentext, not in the mood.

Many years ago in the early days of Grindr, I met this sexy Korean (24yo fit 188cm tall).

> jeebus-itsbig.avi

He fucked me senseless with that very girthy, long cock. (Now 6 years later, it's still the second biggest cock I encountered). A year goes by, have sex on and on.

Now I work at a CPA firm, and one day, I got to work and the new interns are being shown around.

>heworksherewtf.avi

Well he did start work at the same company, in my group, reporting to a supervisor. Me. Somehow in our occasional sex nights, we never really did discuss personal life.. We knew we are both accountants, but details really.

Over time it became a regular habit... During busy season we would all work late, and I'd blow him in a conference room. Can't make a mess, so he would hold me down as he cums down my throat.

Once I ran into him in the office on a weekend. It was the only time he fucked me at work. If our managers and partners would have known an intern is fucking his manager,...

>verybigscandal.jpg

It was great fun. I since left to work elsewhere.

>>1356496
damn, sauce?

>be 16 at the time
>working in supermarket
>getting shitty hours
>2-3 girls getting all the good hours
>talk to owner about why I get shitty hours and girls get better hours
>"they suck my cock. that's why."
>OK. I figure I'm stuck with shitty hours
>week later he approaches me
>"thought about what I said?"
>didn't realize I was supposed to think about it
>takes me into his office and comes right out with it
>"if you want more hours you need to suck my cock"
>you'd never figure this guy as being interested in having a guy suck his cock... built, married, daughter
>doesn't say a word but just opens his pants and flops his thick, dark cock out
>waits patiently
>i'd fooled around with kids my age in the past but this was a first for me
>got down between his legs and started sucking his soft cock
>grown huge in my mouth
>doing the best I can including using my hands
>he's moaning and telling me I'm doing fine
>he starts jerking his cock and holds my head in place with his other hand
>blows his load in my mouth
>"don't drip it on my pants faggot"
>swallow
>"I'll see what I can do about your hours"
>got better hours

later found out that the girls got better hours because it was a deal with the school his daughter went to. discount tuition for employing a couple of students at xx hours per week. no blow jobs were involved

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>>1356755
Joel Birkin

Bel Ami
Scandal in the Vatican 2: The Swiss Guard

>>1356837
>Scandal in the Vatican 2
>2
thank you anon I totally missed it

OP no source?
Just endless tumblrs... but there must be a source.

I'm a little nervous about giving off too much information, but I do have a brief story I can share. So I teach remedial math at a catholic school. It's typically all boys 12-15 in this remedial class. I'm not really a math teacher, but a teacher assistant. It's a long story how I became the remedial math teacher but I won't bore you with that. Anyways, I'm not going to lie. It's pretty hot being shut up in a classroom full of pent up young teens who are obviously all horned up to the max. You can feel the sexual tension in the air. Oh, this school and community is like a relic to the past. They are pretty hardcore about repressing sexuality and stuff so you can feel the sexual tension pretty badly. The kids joke around A LOT about sex. I'm probably one of the most kicked back teachers they have so they get pretty comfortable with me. Sometimes I'll listen in on them chatting among themselves when they think I'm not paying attention. Strutting their masculinity to each other. Talking about the ass on this girl or how they would like to give that so-and-so girl a good dicking down. Good spank bank material. Yeah, I fully acknowledge it's messed up. No, I would never ever be unprofessional with any of these boys. Sometimes they pretend to be really gay with each other and smack each other on the ass and stuff. I sometimes have to excuse myself to the restroom and pull one out. Heh.

>>1354856

just jokingly say that he's a big tease and to be careful

>>1356785

please tell us more. aside from maybe being an asshole, did you enjoy sucking his cock?

you've got a fantasy, but not sure you think the same...

>>1347569
You mean a hand job? Just go to the nearest public toilet and wait by the urinal

>>1347605
I'm disgusted by the amount of pens he has

>>1358294
Sex offender in the making

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>>1348697
>>1356785
moar

>>1359004
No, I would never.

>>1360874
Don't worry this is a safe space, and if the FBI ever come looking they'll be too busy dealing with the paedophiles on /b/ to bother about you.

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>>1358294
time for you to become a wrestling coach

>>1345594
>18, blonde hair, athletic body, naturally smooth, got told often I looked younger for my age.
>First job was at a restaurant and a lot of the cooks were black and out of jail.
>Were openly gay around me and would constantly hit on me.
>For example, while I was putting my stuff away in the lockers, two of them started having a conversation about boys they've fucked in jail and specifically white straight boys.
>Another example, they all would call me boy often whenever they needed something done and would tell me I have pretty eyes or a pretty mouth.
>Anyways, after a really long night of work, one of the cooks that was older and didn't say or do a lot of the shit the other cooks did invited me to have a smoke with him in his car around the corner.
>I was 18 and loved smoking pot, so I said fuck it and agreed.
>We get to his car and it's actually a black van, we move up the seats and sit in the back while he rolls it up.
>We start smoking it and he turns super gay. Asks me if I have any experience with men, if I have a girlfriend, if I ever thought about doing anything with a guy, etc.
>While asking me those questions he also started rubbing my thigh and waist. His hand was huge compared to my thigh, I think he was at least 6 foot and he had big hands, arms, but he was fat in terms of his stomach.
>At this point i'm high as a plane and I start getting hard.
>He notices and starts to get more crude, says shit like how cute i'd look with cock in my mouth, starts grabbing my chin and eventually starts pulling it lightly.
>I fall for it and bring my face closer to his crotch. He unzips, unbuttons his pants, takes out the biggest cock i've ever seen in person.
>Large, veiny, full balls, I start putting it in my mouth. Stinks of sweat from a long day of work.
>It barely fits, he puts his hand on the back of my head, starts face fucking me.
>Eyes tearing up because i'm literally choking on this huge stinky cock.
>Humiliating me the whole time.

>>1360889
>"How does it feel to get turned out by a nigga?"
>"I knew you'd look cute with my dick in your mouth."
>Asks me if I like it rough and if I wanted him to be rougher. I shake my head up and down as a yes.
>Starts smacking me a little bit, says, "I want to see your pale face get a little pink."
>Starts smacking me with his cock, my drool and spit everywhere, I say, "I have to take off my shirt."
>He replies with, "No you have to take everything off boy."
>I do as he says and start sucking his cock again.
>I see a flash and my heart drops because I know he just took a picture of me.
>I get up and ask him what the hell, he says, "It's to make sure you finish the job boy, if you try and leave then I'll show this to everyone at work."
>I'm still turned on as fuck, so i start sucking his cock again and he starts taking more pictures.
>"Let me see those pretty eyes." "Stick out your tongue." "Spit on it."
>"Get on your back boy, I want to watch you play with your pink little boy dick."
>I followed his directions and started laying on my back, jerking off. He took more pictures and then started face fucking me again.
>Eventually he came on my face, took more pictures, asked if I had fun, i lied and said yes and then went home.
>Ended up quitting that job a week later.

>I work at the biggest hotel in the city
>Mostly work nightshifts
>One specific evening, this guy checks in
>He's a regular, few years older than I am, visits my city about once every two months for business. Has the best fucking ass I've ever seen
>Always stays for three nights, but this time, he had to stay for two weeks, so he had more luggage.
>It was around 3:00 at night, and I couldn't reach any colleagues, so I decided I'd help him with his luggage
>Make some smalltalk in the time we get to his room
>He's a bit flirty
>Would he know I was gay?
>We get to his room and drop off his stuff
>Tell him if he needs anything, he could call the lobby, I'd be there till 6:00-7:00
>He asks if my shift ends at that time
>Foolishly say yes
>He asked if I'd like to drop by at that time
>Act coy and ask him why
>"I think you know why ;)"
>Tell him maybe I will
>Shift ends, and he got me curious
>Decide to just do it, even if it could cost me my job
>Knock on his door, wait for a bit, but no answer
>Doubting if I should use the master key I still have on me
>Do it.
>Walk in, and the dude is there on his bed, blindfolded, naked and on all fours, lubed up and ready to go.
>Got hard in an instant
>Unzip pants, didn't bother getting the rest of my clothes off, I just wanted to fuck that ass
>Put condom on, lube up my dick and his ass some more and I go balls deep without warning
>He likes it rough
>Fuck him hard, cum in 2-3 minutes
>Was so horny I could go another time and kept fucking him
>About to cum again ~5 minutes later
>I pull out, get rid of the condom, and I jizz all over his ass and back
>Pull up my pants and just leave him there


This kept going like this almost every time my shift ended. Sometimes still hook up with him when he stays over now.

>>1360899
What the fuck

Moar stories

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Worked at my local college. Boss asks me to organize photos on her phone. MFW nudes of her gross old ass husband are all over. I wanted to die.

>>1360880
>The one black guy

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I work construction and one of the sheet-rockers is so fucking hot I can't help but get an erection everytime I'm on the building site where he's working. He always has a sweaty white t-shirt on and tight jeans. His ass is so perfect and he always smells like a man but not rank. God, I'm getting hard right now remembering him!
Anyway I have a major fantasy about having a meeting with the contractor (his boss) at a construction site and he's late (the boss) and so I am alone with the rocker (I'll call him Jack) and we go down into the basement to check out the progress of his work while I'm waiting and he takes a leak in one of the open plumbing pipes then shakes his big cock at me and asks me if I want to suck it and I just kneel down in my suit on the dirty construction site floor in all the wallboard dust and wood shavings and suck his cock and then he fucks me over a sawhorse and cums in my ass. I suit back up and go upstairs and the boss arrives and we go about our work as usual with Jack's cum in my ass and leaking out in my jockey's and running down the inside of my thighs while I'm trying to concentrate on the blueprints. I pray to God that this will actually happen someday.

>>1360977
Wow stfu

>>1360899
Wow man. That's messed up. Can't even boner. Sorry that had to happen to you anon :(

>>1360977
Don't listen to >>1364933 anon, we enjoyed your story. Hot stuff. Got any more?

>>1363753
Hotttttttt

>>1360977
>I can't wait until he gets out before I fuck him.
Since you're breaking all the rules, better look at his medical records, if not schedule him for regular STD checks. Maybe you can help get the samples.

>>1364933
Agree. It was kind of believable up until he started clearly making shit up.

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I love fucking interns

>>1365243
I need this vid stat!

>>1358990
Lots of pens, lots of penis

>>1345594
Sauce for the pic please?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5646b0a5b0af3

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>>1345594
>Inappropriate

>>1372013
sauce?

>>1352886
>datface

>>1368622
http://xhamster.com/movies/3745112/security_scanner_reveals_all.html

>>1345601
Sauce for the LOVE of god

http://www.4tube.com/videos/309936/ray-diaz-sucks-mean-cop-vinny-castillo

dude is super straight and usually does straight porn, but has a couple gay4pay scenes

>>1358922
>>1360617

>boss had private office but have to be careful about having a 16-year old in there behind closed doors
>can stay late sometimes but only on weekends
>during week he grabs me when he can
>worst was in the cooler
>I hate the cold with a passion
>he tells me to help him in the cooler
>40 degrees in there
>I'm sitting on a box filled with cheese while sucking on his cock
>just my body shaking is probably enough to get him to cum
>cold affects him too
>always takes longer to cum
>finally he blows his load
>sips up, tells me to grab a couple of boxes of cheese and go stock them

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>>1363753

>>1351492
Do people really store porn on their work servers? I never understood this why do people store private documents on their work computers in the first place? >>1351483

>>1360977
Good way to get an STD. Plus prisoners are really good at extorting and manipulating people to get what they want. Have fun getting played.

>>1380145
>>1380147
>>1380148
>>1380149
Are you trying to get fired?

>>1381374

I mean he works at Piggly Wiggly. Getting fired would probably be a positive thing.

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I like how a lot of these pics prove my point about confidence.

A lot of these guys are just average guys with average looks and cocks. But when they have the confidence to show their stuff, its as if their cocks have an extra 4 inches and their sex appeal generally really swells. Confidence, inviting others to believe in you, really can push up your sex appeal.

>>1356496
>>1356837
>wearing the rosary

ugh

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I wish my boss would do this to me...

>>1360899
Are you okay now anon?

>>1372013
fking hell, what a turtle pit

>>1360899
>I shake my head up and down as a yes
Are you fucking retarded boy?

>>1363753
This picture cracks me up. It's like "What the-.. How did I get here? I was just following the Ikea instructions."

>be 18
>lived by the ocean and was involved in competitive swimming in high school
>passed certificate exams required to become a life guard while I was sixteen or seventeen
>found a job working at a small beach off the coast of Florida
>fees to enter were pretty high so it was kinda elitist and small
>two life guards were positioned at each end of the beach for every shift
>dude who worked with me was named Tyler
>college senior so a little older than me
>started eating lunch together when our shifts ended
>started hanging out together
>started picking up hints that he might be into me
>would ask if I have a gf
>ask me to help him rub sunscreen on his shoulders
>complement me on my appearance every now and then
>eventually asked me for my number
>from there, we started texting
>he became far more intense pretty quickly after that
>he wasn't blatantly in S&M but he was pretty domineering
>one weekend
>he started to text me about how loud I would moan while he fucked me
>how my muscles would begin to tense up
>how I would beg to suck him off the moment he showed me his cock
>found this really fucking hot
>the next time we met up was in a tiny locker room close to the entrance of the beach
>heart begins to palpitate the second I see him
>just calmly smiles
>asked me how my day was
>pretty good man
>you?
>same old, just thinking about you
>began to pull up a pair of red short over my speedos
>that's a shame anon, you look pretty good in speedos
>let me have another look
>fuckyes.jpg
>pull down my shorts
>in nothing but this really tight black speedo
>Tyler just grabs my hand and leads me into one of the bathroom stalls
>without saying a words he just pull down his jeans
>cock is semi hard
>just drop to my knees straight away
>start to blow him like there is no tomorrow
>grabs the back of my head and pushes me inward so i'm taking his whole cock in my mouth
>cock starts to tense up suddenly
>feel his cum shoot up into the back of my mouth

>>1386747
fucking more!!

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i like to go commando to work and see who notices. got a blow job from an intern once because he noticed my dick.

>>1388206
story pls

>19, Handsome, blue eyes, blonde hair, athletic build.
>Using CL to look for a job, find a modeling gig.
>*No modeling experience needed*.
>Email the ad, tells me I must be comfortable modeling nude, will get paid 500 an hour.
>500 an hour??? I'm over here thinking I hit the jackpot.
>I get to the studio, place is massive, many rooms, high ceilings, I'm directed into a room with 4 other people.
>The first guy, who led me to the room and was the mastermind and main photographer of the gig we'll call Tom. He was old, fat, beard, mustache, UK accent, dark black hair. He was very persuasive, flamboyant, and bossy.
>Then there were these two other guys, one was indian/short/nerdy and the other was white/short/nerdy. They both didn't say much to me and pretty much followed tom's orders.
>The last person was this younger, decently attractive women, skinny, glasses, dark hair, also UK accent, in her early 30s.(I say younger, because she was by far the youngest of the 4).
>Anyways, Tom leads me to the studio, introduces me to everyone and then we went into a side a room.
>Gives me a typical interview, am I hardworker, am i open-minded, hours I'm able to come in, etc.. I basically give him all the right answers.
>He tells me he has to see me naked before we can continue.
>Nervous wreck, legs shaking, knew it would come down to this, I stand up and strip down to nothing.
>Says I have a cute face, great smooth skin, and that it helps that I look really young. Also says, I have a small cock but my athletic body and thick thighs make up for it.
>Tells me he'd love to work with me and asks if I can work today. I agree and he tells me to come back in an hour.

>>1388359
>I come back 10 minutes early and everyone is setting up equipment. I first had to sign a couple papers for Tom and then we started.
>We started off with some face shots, it was an insane feeling having all of those cameras on me at once and it's really hard to explain. I was shaking, my heart was racing, and it got hard to think on my own.
>The shots started to get more and more explicit and I started to get more and more embarrassed. What started out as innocent smiling face shots, turned into me on my knees with Tom's fingers in my mouth.
>After the face shots, were the nude shots. I had to strip down in front of everyone and it was a million times more embarrassing because of the women photographer that I found attractive.
>The first couple shots were me flexing, doing different workouts, sit ups, pushups, squats.
>Then the photos became more explicit once again. Legs fully spread, doggy position, face on the floor-ass in the air.
>The whole time I was watching the clock and realizing how fast this whole process was. We were only 30 minutes in.
>We took what I thought was a water break, Tom went to his office and then I started talking to everyone else.
>All of them were very sweet, they kept complimenting me, most of my conversation was directed to the women though.
>She also kept complimenting me, saying I was a great model and said I would be perfect for more pictures. She told me, I was most likely done for the day but that I should ask to stay and shoot more.
>10 minutes into the break, Tom invited me into his office for a quick talk.
>He explained that I could be done now or I could choose to do more pictures. Listening to the women's advice, I agreed to shoot more. Terrible idea.
>Tom wanted to now shoot me in different types of sexual roles.
>For example, the first shoot I was tied up with rope - Arms behind head, legs spread.

>>1388375
>Tom really wanted to get some shots with my cock hard, so he asked if it was okay if Elizabeth(that was was her name) helped me with it.
>After about 30 seconds of her rubbing on my cock in front of all those cameras, I was ready to burst.
>She would stop, we would shoot more pictures, and then she would go more, Tom did not want me to cum.
>After that, she started to take more and more control over me, she started fingering my ass, made me suck on a dildo, started to use it on me and then we moved to the next role.
>I got dressed up in a dress and panties. We did more face shots, this time Tom put A TON of lipstick on my lips and wrote something on my forehead which I later found out was slut.
>I did more shots sucking on the dildo and then Tom convinced me to suck on him.
>He was the first cock I sucked, it was average sized, hairy, and sweaty.
>He ended up taking my anal virginity too, he fucked me on my back with the dress lifted to under my chin.
>He used a ton of lube and it still hurt a lot, halfway through it, I came on my stomach, he wiped it up with his fingers and put it deep down my throat until I gagged.
>He blew his load on my face and they took more shots before it was okay for me to clean up and leave.

>>1388359
>>1388375
>>1388382

..........do you have these pics??

>>1385725
source?

>>1388382
What happened after that? Did you at least get paid for was it all a trick?

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tfw your boss always stands next to you at the urinal...

>>1389065

You should give him the D.

Get off + get promotion = win

>>1388778
He was honest, so I did. I ended up shooting with him again a couple months later because I was low on money surprisingly enough.

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>>1389065

I know that feel, anon.
Not sure if he's checking me out or trying to make me nervous. I always end up zipping up without pissing and washing my hands until he's done. And he's talking to me about shit the whole time. If I were to stay next to him I would get hard and that probably wouldn't go down to well!

>>1389065
>>1389261

This is classic intimidation. He's just making sure you know the status quo. Talking to someone uncomfortable in a situation where you too should feel uncomfortable but do not always shifts the power in your favor.

If he has a big dick, he could be giving you the LBJ treatment, which was essentially whipping his dick out to intimidate foreign dignitaries.

Either way, I definitely wouldn't take it as a sign that he wants to fug.

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>>1389262

Yeah, it is big.
I reflexively looked at it the first time it happened and I think he caught me looking.
I was so used to checking guys out that I just automatically looked over when he first walked up and hauled it out.
That's why I'm afraid I'll get hard.
He has the perfect fucking cock.
Big, thick, long, uncut.
Makes me hard just thinking about it.
But I know he's straight.
I've had to fix his laptop a couple of times and he has tits and pussy all over it and he's married.
I wish he would just push me to my knees or tell me to suck it or something but he always just talks about work and then shakes it while I try not to look.

>>1389265
Lyndon would be proud.

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i fucked a guy i was dating at the time in my office on my lunch hour once. had to walk him past the secretaries by the elevator and he was wearing gym shorts and trainers and is about 20 years younger than me so i got some looks. was hot as fuck since my office has huge windows and is across the street from a big building with tons of people who can probably see right in (i can see them, so they can probably see me, right?)
started out kind of low key with him sucking me in my chair but then i bent him over my desk and just went at it. only problem was a dude from sales knocked on my door and then stuck his head in wanting to talk to me about something and immediately closed the door. never said anything about it later and i didn't bring it up. i'm out at work so it wasn't that big of a deal probably but i still wonder what the gossip is around the place. haven't heard anything and i'm used to getting weird looks from people so it hasn't affected me. anyway, i came in the kids ass and then escorted him out and went to the john to wash my dick. thankfully nobody walked in on me washing my dick, that would have been awkward. had a meeting with my supervisor a few weeks later where he mentioned that some other tenants had complained about me playing music loud in the office when i worked on the weekends and i was just waiting for him to bring up the office fucking but he never mentioned it.
sex was 10/10
would do it again.

I work for a startup in the valley and we have a room on the 3rd floor for 'napping' where practically half the office has hooked up with each other, mostly straights.

>>1391943
That's pretty hot

>>1360889
you must be an ethnic swede

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I live alone and get bored so sometimes I hire workers from angies list to come over and do odd jobs for me like install a light fixture or move an electrical outlet. One time the guy who came was really hot, like porn star hot. He was wearing a tank top and jean shorts and I couldn't help but follow him around staring at his ass and legs and chest. I think he noticed because when he was done he asked if he could take a dip in my swimming pool and I said sure. He said would I mind if he went in naked and I said sure no problem. I couldn't believe he was actually doing it. Just stripped down and dived in. Amazing ass, like a marble statue of a greek god. So he swims around for a while and I couldn't help but keep watching from inside the house. Finally I gather up all my courage and decide to nonchalantly bring a beer out to him. He says thanks and seems really nice chatting to me while resting his arm on the edge of the pool and drinking his beer while I'm standing above him trying not to be obvious about staring down trying to get a peek of his cock in the water. Eventually he just pulls himself up out of the water and sits on the edge of the pool with his big beautiful soft cock laying on the wet concrete between his hairy muscular thighs. I get scared and go back into the house using the excuse to get more beers. I come back out and he is laying on his back with his feet in the water looking like an adonis. He drinks another beer and I take off my socks and sit next to him and put my feet in the water. He asks if I live alone and I tell him yes. He tells me his gf broke up with him and moved out a couple of weeks ago and he has been 'hard up' since then. I can't help but glance at his cock every now and then and he notices and asks if I 'like cock.' I don't say anything, shocked and he asks if I want to suck him. I tell him lets go inside and I suck him on my knees in the hall. He cums in my throat and leaves. I want to hire him again but don't dare.

>>1345599
He's going to get wrecked in prison

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>>1363753

i always wanted to caulk an asshole in a suit.
location?

>>1384881
Fuck, I would love to have something like that happen to me.

>>1394711

Good story.
I used to work at an amusement park.
I never hooked up with anyone though.
Takes me back to memories of the dudes I wanted that summer.
Thanks.

I wish this happened to me lmao

>>1382669

Shit that's just a normal day on the farm.

>>1393211
sauce please

my story so far is like
>be me at work
>new intern in a professional/corporate environment
>go to bathroom, take dump in handicap stall
>mindlessly check grindr (don't have a pic on my profile)
>hey one of these is pretty close (also no pic)
>bathroom door opens
>see feet take a seat in next door stall
>other profile 6 feet away
my heart started beating real fast and i flushed, washed up and got out of there before he saw me. other prof was like 30 y/o so could be anyone but there's only a couple other guy interns in the office, so based on my profile's age the other guy probably is suspicious that it's one of us. this happened like a week ago

>>1394582

damn, that's a sexy fucker in cuffs!!!

prolly bipolar and fucked uo, but still sexy

>>1393025


You've got a guy who
1) you find really hot
2) is open to you sucking him
3) would likely be down to play again.

You think much?

>>1399686
Shit, that's hot.
Anyone know the bottom's name?

>>1399689

looks like Paul Canon

http://www.brokestraightboys.com/full/model/MTk2/Paul-Canon

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>>1399686
>>1399689
http://www.waybig.com/blog/2016/05/30/jj-knight-fucks-paul-canon-in-americas-finest-part-3-at-men-com/

>>1399722
>>1399723
Thanks, anons.

I was 16 got first job working at a grocery store bagging groceries and stocking shelves. First day on the job one of the other stockers was assigned to train me. He was 18 and a senior in High School. Even though he was only 2 years older I felt like a kid around him.

He was kind of a jock and I wasn't. Anyway, he shows me around and what to do, etc. Toward the end of the shift he asks if he can trust me. I say sure. I really wanted this guy to like me because if he did all the other guys would too. He said good then the next day he would show me some things that were just for us.

Next day go to work excited. Middle of the shift I go on break. He is in the break room. Tells me to come with him. Takes me to the corner of the stock room, kinda dark and blocked by a stack of pallets. He pulls out a box and inside is all kinds of stuff (candy, gum, mints, single cans of soda, and condoms). He explained whenever a box go opened or damaged the stockers knew to save what they could and stash it here. We weren't supposed to and could get fired so that was why it was a secret. I kept looking at the opened box of condoms. I knew what they were but had never seen one before. I was getting turned on just by the box.

He noticed me staring at them and asked if I wanted one. I just shook my head. He asked if I ever used one. I shook my head again. He said I needed to know how to use one. So he took one out of the box. He looked around and made sure we were alone. Then he unzipped his pants and fished out his fat cock. it was soft but still plenty big. I turned bright red and wasn't sure I was even breathing. He told me you had to be hard to put one on and we needed to hurry. He said since he was doing me a favor by showing me this stuff and teaching me how to use one I should help him out.

Dumb me I asked how. He said, "jerk me off". I froze. I didn't know what to do, so he grabbed my arm kind of rough and put my hand on his cock. .cont

cont.
in no time at all he was rock hard. I'd say he was about 7" long and pretty thick. Thicker than mine at the time anyway. When He was fully hard I let go and he grabbed my hand and put it back saying just a little more, so I did. Finally he opened the condom wrapper and showed me how to put it on. then he told me to finish what I started because he couldn't go back with his big dick sticking out like that.

There was some KY jelly in the box that he put in my hand then I started stroking him again. A minute later he is huffing and puffing. His cock swelled and I felt the shot go through his shaft and watched as filled the condom.

It was then that he pointed out my hard on pointing out and told me to take care of it so no one would no what we were doing. I just started at him. He got this frustrated look on his face and just reached out and unzipped my pants reached in and fished out my cock. "jerk it" he demanded. I did while he watched. Didn't take long and I shot all over the floor. He stared the whole time. When I was done he said, "not bad for a kid. Now don't tell anyone" I stammered out that I wouldn't. We both zipped up and went back to work. That was the first of a couple of experiences with him and my first ever obviously.

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>>1400476

cont.
I had the next day off and then he was off, so it was a few days until we worked together again. I was hoping that was the end of it. As exciting as it was, I wasn't sure I liked it. I mean I wasn't supposed to like it, right?

Anyway, turns out to be a rainy night so store is really slow, not much to do. I go back the store room to the stash to get a candy bar. As I'm bent over getting something out a voice behind me says, "back for more?" I about shit myself. Turn around quickly and it's him with a big smile on his face. then it turns kind of serious and he asked if I said anything to anyone about the other day. I shook my head no. I started to walk by him but he stepped in front of me.

He said there was nothing going on so we should have some fun. He reached out and cupped my crotch. I tried to back away but he followed until my back was against the wall. Next thing I know he is undoing my pants but instead of just taking out my cock he yanks them and my underwear down to my knees. I try to pull them up and he tells me to relax. No one is coming back there.

He starts playing with my cock which is about 6" long and average. I start getting hard. "yeah, I knew you were into it." Then he asks if I had ever done anything with anyone before and I said no. I was so embarrassed I just wanted to run away and hide. He said, well let me show you something else then. He bent over and put my cock in his mouth and started sucking it.

I couldn't believe it. This guy was all jock and straight acting and here he was sucking my cock. In no time I was getting close when he stood up. undid his pants and whipped out his hard cock. "Your turn." I said no. He said, "not really an option." He reminded me he was the "head stock boy" and that he could get me fired for stealing stuff. The manager would believe him because he had worked there a long time and stuff.

cont.

cont.
I didn't know what to do, so I just did it. I got on my knees and sucked his fat cock. I didn't know what I was doing but he didn't seem to mind. Just my mouth on his cock seemed to be good for him. he was kind of thrusting so I put my hand around the base to keep him from going to deep. That was it. He started shooting in my mouth. I tried to pull off but he had his hands on my head and held me there. He made me swallow it before he would take his cock out of my mouth

I stood up and started to pull my pants up but he stopped me. Said the least he could do is finish me off, so he jerked my cock. it felt good I guess but I was so scared and confused I just wanted it over. Right before I came he reached around and grabbed my ass and started squeezing it. His finger tip brushed my hole right as I came. He let me go and told me to hurry up and get back to work.

I wanted to quit but I needed the money for the car I was saving up for and my parents wouldn't understand. So I decided to keep the job and just try to avoid him. Worked for about a week

Same thing he finds a way to get me alone in the store room. This time He doesn't suck me. Just has me suck him. He is taking longer. half way through makes me stand up take down my pants and face the wall. He stands behind me grabbing my ass while he jerks. Tells me to bend over. I refuse. Tells me not to worry he isn't going to stick it in...this time. Just wants to rub it around. Says it will get him off faster. I just want this over so I do it. He rubs his dick head all over my ass while jerking. spreads my cheeks and rubs it on my hole. Next thing I know I feel hot warm liquid shooting all over my asshole.

He slaps my ass then runs his finger through his cum on my hole. I'm about to stand up when he shoves the tip of his finger in my ass. I clinch up and he says, "yeah, nice and tight. Can't wait to try that." I left with his cum all over my ass. Quit the next day

>>1400875
>Quit the next day
you fucked up

>>1400890
Yeah, I was young and confused. Kept telling myself I didn't like it but down deep I knew I did. If he had gone a little slower I might have stuck around. Rushing to fucking scared the hell out of me. No way I was taking that fat cock in my ass. Now I'd give anything to have it, lol

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>>1363753

builders are the best

>>1351492
I want horror stories!

>>1402937

mostly pics of their wives/gfs who are terrifying unless you're into snatch that has pushed out a baby's head.
some bdsm folders. one guy in a mask/ball gag and harness. bad body. older. not hot.
some dick pics. nothing memorable.
lots of lolita shit, young asian girls, etc.
only one gay guy and he was into thai boys. had folders and folders of different boys. i think he went their on vacation and took pictures of them. not hot. verging on pedo. technically i'm supposed to report pedo shit if i find it but i like my job and these guys pretty much know i'm the only person besides them who has access to their hard drives so if i ever said anything they would know it was me. i just pretend ignorance if they ever hintingly ask me if i saw anything 'unusual'.

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>>1402973
>he would have become the dude's bitch

implying that's a bad thing

>>1402755
>>1363753

pic related

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>>1363753
>DeWalt

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>>1403626

http://scousec.tumblr.com/post/137971994151/joel-pt-2

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>>1403626
>>1403627

>>1345594
am i the only one that thinks that the cop in op's pic looks just like Anders Holm?

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>>1404340

http://freepornhdonline.com/2015/03/dave-circus-and-tony-milano.html

>>1404781

anyone know how to save videos from freepornhdonline.com?

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http://www.redtube.com/1027290

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http://eegay.com/video/3309-dario-beck-tomas-brand

>Be me, 25, 5'6 fit
>Front Desk at hotel that houses multiple Air crew a day
>Literally the best part of the job was front row view of the pilots
>So many are in their 20's, 30's, 40's, keep in great shape, adventurous, etc...
>One comes down to the desk one morning asking questions about breakfast
>6'2, muscles, olive skin, beautiful eyes
>wearing basketball shorts, t-shirt, and sneakers
>Might be flirting, not quite sure
>Shift ends at 3:00, see him sitting on other side of the lobby on his phone
>Go home and open Grindr
>Him
>start chatting
>2 hours later I'm back
>greets me at the elevator on his floor with a kiss on the lips
>lots of buildup, talking, flirting, making out
>phenomenal cock
>haven't been fucked in over a year, but gradually taking it all
>Wants to fuck me in the bathroom for a bit
>showering intermission
>washing eachother and making out
>move to sucking his cock with hot water dripping all over him
>towel off and he fucks me on the bathroom counter
>go back to bed
>I'm ready to cum
>he's keeping eye contact, encouaging me, jacking me off while fucking me on my back
>those beautiful eyes locked on mine
>ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk
>he cums shortly after
>asks me to stay the night to cuddle
>absolutely
>kiss him goodbye in the morning

>>1404796
I didn't know that Rio Silver was still at MAP in 2014 much less topping someone. I loved when Neil Stevens fucked him.

>>1384585
sauce?

>Talking with this guy on grindr. Not very handsome but nice, lean body
>Find out we go to the same college
>He tells me he has the habit of going there on weekends when it's empty to study at random empty rooms
>It's a sunday and he's there
>I have this fetish of pics of nude guys in innapropriate places
>Get horny and ask him for sexy pics
>Things escalate quickly, every time he sends me a pic I ask him for a more daring one
>Every classrom door has a glass window, so anyone passing by could look in
>He then sends me this pic completely nude sitting on one of the chairs, right in front of the door
>I then realize I'd just received the best nude pic I'd ever get

>>1356496
This made me kek

>>1393025
hire him again and capture it on video

>>1394582
How can that cop think it was anything besides a penis

>>1405433
>I then realize I'd just received the best nude pic I'd ever get
don't tease, just post

>>1405640
Because why would the guy you are arresting have a huge hard on?

>>1394582
kek getting searched can give you a boner tho...happend to me as well

>>1405640
I used to work at a retail store catching shoplifters. Once we got them back in the store we searched them to make sure they didn't have any weapons and that we got all our stuff back. You'd be surprised how many guys chub up getting searched. Also, some guys just really hang long even when soft

Caught a teen stealing boxers once. took them in a fitting room and put on like 10 pair and then put his shorts on over them. Long story short, catch him and take him to my office. he has to take off all the boxers but I can't leave him alone so he has to do it in front of me. He gets down to the last pair and gets all nervous but I tell him he can take them off or wait for the cops to get there and they will take them off for him. he drops them and stands up with a hard on. Time to play let's make a deal :)

>>1406801

MOAR!

Please finish the story.

>>1405972

Let me unbore you and relieve the tension.

>>1407261
>pretty fucked up
>good guy
Pick one. Although, if he's addicted to shoplifting and cheating then it's pretty obvious.

>>1406801
I had never done anything with someone I had caught before. Always kept another person in the office with me until cops showed up and it was usually a manager. Since the manager on duty was a female and the guy had to strip she stepped out. Plus he was a teen and i knew I could handle him. Anyway, he is standing there trying to cover his hard on asking for his shorts back and I ask if he is ready to go to jail. Can tell he is about to cry he is so scared. Tell him I might be able to give him a break if he is interested. He says he will do anything if I don't call the cops.

Tell him I still have to call his parents but I have the option not to call the cops if he will do me a favor. He again says "anything". First move your hands. He looks at me weird and then slowly moves his hands revealing his still half hard cock. I take a good hard look at it then up to his eyes and smile. Still want to bargain, I ask. Maybe he says.

I said, let me suck your cock and you suck mine and you walk out of here a free man. Say no and it's no big deal I go ahead and call the cops. He says he's not gay, and I said I'm not either just horny. Tell him he has 5 seconds to decide and reach for the phone. he quickly says ok.

I sit down and tell him to step up. His 6" cock is in my face and I go for it. Know I don't have a real long time. Takes about 2 minutes before I can tell he is close. Pull off. Sit him down. My turn. Unzip put my hard cock in his face. I'm 6" as well but a lot thicker. He reaches up and touches it a little. Takes a deep breath, opens his mouth and off we go. Whole situation is so hot I don't last long. Tell him to pull up his shirt. he is sucking and stroking not doing a bad job at all. Shoot the first shot in his mouth he pulls off and i jack the rest all over his chest. Yank him up and finish him off swallow his load. Really nice big, sweet load. He cleans up, hand him a couple pairs of the boxers and tell him to take off

>>1393025
Please tell me what company he works for shit I'll hire him and suck his cock

>>1388424
Ofcourse he doesn't because these pics don't exist

>>1388424
>>1388778
You naive fools...

>>1404728
Wtffff. This has to be from a porn right

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>senior in HS, average height, play varsity ball, wide receiver
>worked at a movie theater in town but quit when football got serious
>at a movie there one night, on a first date with a really hot Christian girl from school
>friends next to us start making out
>girl and I give each other a "what the hell" look and start going at it
>reach over and cup one of her tits
>"I can't do this. I'm sorry." she whispers.
>go back to watching the movie, awkward as fuck
>decide to go to my favorite stall in the men's room to jerk off
>walk in followed by two teenage employees I don't recognize
>they each go to a urinal
>remember there's a particular sink where you can look in the mirror and see cocks of guys at the urinals
>go up to the sink and pretend to fuck with my hair
>can see one of the guys' cocks basically full-on
>has a half chub and looks like he's trying to show off
>walk to urinal one away from half-chub kid and pull my dick out
>hear the other kid say to his friend "look forward, man. that's gay"
>other kid just laughs and pulls further away from the urinal wagging his cock up and down
>other kid gets mad and zips up, walks out of the bathroom
>take advantage of their fighting to get a good look at the "gay" dude's cock
>6-6.5in. white cock with very little hair and a swollen purple head
>kid is still laughing quietly as his friend leaves >I turn away before he looks back
>he starts taking a piss
>looks over and seems to notice me for the first time
>I'm standing a little back from the urinal, not peeing and slowly jacking my semi-hard dick
>think he's staring but not sure
>glance sideways to check
>eyecontact.jpeg
>we both turn away quickly, but keep stealing glances
>eventually he finishes peeing and we give up the pretense
>both of us are jerking slowly, staring right at each other's hard dicks
>dad walks in with his kid, and we both freeze and move closer to our urinals
>dad leaves
>get brave and walk over to my favorite stall
>motion for him to follow

cont.

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>>1407916

cont.

>he follows me in
>motion for him to lock the door behind him
>he turns around to lock it
>when he turns back around, I'm leaning against the wall with my cock and balls hanging over the front of my jeans
>he looks at my cock for a few seconds and then looks up at me terrified
>"I--I'm not gay."
"come touch it" I tell him.
>he hesitates for a second.
>"dude, I'm not gay either."
>this seems to do the trick, and he comes closer
>take his hand and put it on my cock
>he starts jerking me like crazy
>"slow down, man. jesus." I tell him
>I unbutton his pants and they fall to his ankles
>can see his smaller frame better now
>reach down and cup his balls through his green boxers
>notice he's trembling
>lean in close and kiss him on his neck
>he gasps at first but then seems to relax and he stops trembling
>get down on my knees and pull his cock and balls out of the front of his boxers
>take his semi-hard dick into my mouth for the first time
>faint smell of sweat and very mild sweet taste from his skin
>start sucking him like I've seen in porn as he leans against one of the walls of the stall
>slap his head on my tongue, slide my tongue up the shaft, deepthroat him
>he moans and gently rubs my hair
>"I'm gonna cum" he says
>stand up and start frotting, jerking both of us in my right hand
>kiss his neck again, and then reach around down the back of his boxers to squeeze his ass
>"I'm not gay." he says again, clearly panicked.
>I stop and jerk him until he comes on my cock
>come almost immediately from watching him
>still a little turned on, so I get down my knees and suck my cum off his big semi-hard purple cock head
>sensation is too much for him and he gasps loudly
>"I think I'm done, man" he says
>"sure" I say
>he zips up and leaves the stall before I'm even done standing up
>jerk off again with his cum on my dick

find out later that the kid is a year behind me at a neighboring HS and the son of my old house manager at the theater.

small world.

1380145 I would totally suck you maybe even fuck me

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>>1407926

>>1407916
I need that in my life.

Not sure if this counts, but I TA'd for the coolest/hottest teacher I ever had in junior year, and we fucked in his office the week before I graduated.

We fooled around a lot before that too. Will greentext when I have some time.

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>>1363753
>>1364914
>>1380124
>>1393025

>>1367302
This guy is beautiful

>>1356496
here is the church, here is the steeple ...

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>>1363753
>>1364914
>>1380124
>>1393025
>>1411587
>>1410515

love to get my dick wet on site

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>>1414290
Wouldn't it be really hard to get the paint off your dick?

>>1372083
Jeremy Stevens on boundinpublic or kinkmen.com.

>>1378923
Vinny Castillo from Next Door Male; he did a few solo vids and this one blowjob vid, then went to do some straight porn since he was gay for pay. He's a hot fucker though.

>>1404786
Get the video from openload to start playing, right click and save as in Chrome

>>1364967
>>1384871
>>1360951
>"How does it feel to get turned out by a nigga?"

guys. come on. this is a clearly bullshit.

>>1373869
Sauce? :D

>>1414303
you have more of this?

>>1412545

Aspen fucking Kurt Wild
men.com

>>1356496
I'm ready to worship