Marco Rubio

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>>1317077

>>1317080
hello ratto

>>1317077
How is it possible he has this boy face but still looks like a hot dad

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>>1317077
>Who's better looking, Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz?

donald trump

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>>1317077
Martin O'malley is the objectively based looking man that ran for office this year.

>>1317270
wtf daddy af

>>1317270
Wait, is that really O' Malley?

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>>1317077
Marco Rubio would be the best looking crossdresser of the Republican candidates, Donald Trump would be a great rich "sugar daddy" (if you will), and I don't know what Cruz would be but he's just as hot as Cruz and Rubio. I would want a foursome with all of them.

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>>1317319
jeb got kicked out of bed for farting

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These guys should be the new border patrol with rainbow license plates and blaring country-western dance tunes instead of sirens

they'll be real hard on the illegal immigrants, but if you're a red-blooded american citizen, you could get a hummer out of it

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>>1317319

Rubio isn't fit to be President, since he is not a great believer in the US Constitution, but he does have a pretty face if you like baby faces

Ru Paul could teach him a few things to be sure

>>1317380
I second this

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>>1317077
And let's dispel with this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

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>>1317394
Never said he would be a good president, he'd make a better crossdressing fucktoy submissive, especially with glasses.

>>1317411
I third it.

>>1317077
>Who's better looking, Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz?
You do realize both would be perfectly content with the extermination of everyone posting in this thread, right?

>>1317922
So?

This had to be a woman that posted this thread. This is how women vote on the important issues.

>>1317314
yeah

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>>1317423
>to make America more like the rest of the world

because american really, really needs to be the fucking multicultural, muslim-infested socialist mess that europe is becoming, right?

hillary clinton, barack obama and bernie sanders are all closet marxists that don't like the things that made our nation great and want us to feel guilty for being a successful nation

trump is way 'sexier' than any of those pussies, cruz and rubio are pretty boys who are owned by the republican party and the republican party failed us in our time of need; last thing we need are religious fuckheads who want to bend over backwards for illegal hispanics and more of the same

the most fuckable of the lot are rubio, bet he got a lot of attention in high school, but i bet chris christie is fucking wild in the sack and would try to top anything--male or female--he got his hands on

btw, does anyone else get the idea that rick santorum was really a big, ole closet case?

>>1318228
delete your life

>>1318222
Are you Ann Coulter by any chance?

rubio was known to frequent gay pool parties and foam parties during his college years. if he gets elected, at least we'll have our first gay president.

>>1318241
I wish a shirtless pic of him was available

>>1317077
Rubio, I'm a Trump guy but I want rubio to fuck me and call me a faggot and degrading things. He looks so young but still really daddy material.

>>1317077
Objectively Rubio by far, but they're both pretty terrible candidates and people.

>>1318343
Imagine him fucking you hard and saying dirty degrading things in spanish with his cuban accent

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>>1318241
>we'll have our first gay president.

>>1318538
you mean our THIRD gay president....

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>>1317077
we just had a half-muslim president mucking about in the white house

no cubans allowed (that goes double for you, mr. rubio)

>>1318226
Shit, I would blow him even if he's a democrat

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>>1318222
Most women would vote based on gender, like "oh Hillary has a vagina so I'm rooting for her"

It's shameful.

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>>1318228
>but i bet chris christie is fucking wild in the sack and would try to top anything--male or female--he got his hands on

The best part about these political threads is imagining the candidate's reactions to reading them

>>1318410
Fak

>>1318337
just google "Marco Rubio at a foam party" and you'll get a blurry-ass "is this really him?" photo!

>>1318579

that's not true.

most women are competitive towards other women.

all the women i've talked to hate hillary clinton.

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>>1318580

christie would just prolly roll his eyes and call his next hookup

when he was younger, he prolly fucked anything that moved

jam it in there, christie; good catholic boys like to keep their dicks happy and they can always confess to the priest later

>nobody's mentioned the gay rumors about rubio
granted theyre weak as fuck (he had a friend who owned an apartment where someone was filming gay porn or something like that) but theyre funny

also rubio was hot in 2010 but hes lost his looks and he's balding

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Nyet. On the global stage, none compare to Vladimir.

>>1318737
He looks like he belongings in Bel Ami.

>>1318771
He belongs snugly in my butt, is where he belongs.

>>1318777

With the rest of the feces.

>>1318737
he looks like fucking nosferatu

>>1318737
he looks like he stands on streetcorners in stalingrad, demanding much rubles for sucking dick or getting punked, always careful he doesn't get knifed by someone else's pimp

DOSVEDANYA!

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>>1318818
putin isn't a real looker, but medvedev is super hot and has the prettier wife, too, which you'd expect

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>>1317077
Trump may not be as pretty as pretty-boy Rubio or even Munsters-look-alike Ted Cruz (sans bolts sticking out of his temples), but Trump is successful, super-rich and knows the art of the deal.

We need a guy who's used to calling people's bluffs, who is a successful gambler and knows how to make deals favorable to his (our) business and strategic interests

Trump--quite unlike either Rubio or Cruz (or Clinton or Sanders for that matter) is not really beholden to any political party or special interest. The proof of this is that the Republican 'power brokers' are fucking scared of him and can't for the life of them figure out where he came from or who's supporting him.

Trump could buy the best plastic surgery or haircuts in the world, but he's successful, rich and powerful enough that he doesn't fucking care and his 'wild hair' is now a signature trademark.

Trump is WAY sexier, all things considered--he could even meet someone like Putin head on and have a meaningful dialogue and successful 'deal' as opposed to someone like Obama, whom Putin routinely insults, embarasses and outwits.

Trump can play above boards, sling mud without getting dirty and manipulate rivals into subservient positions where they can do the most good and not threaten him (or us). Just look how deftly he relegated Cruz to a subservient position by 'suggesting' on the traditional constitutional issue of whether Cruz was even eligible to be President, that if Trump were to 'select' Cruz as a VP, the democrats would make an issue of it and kill his chances.

He 'planted' the idea in everyone's minds that Ted Cruz 'maybe' could be a Vice-President: Ted Cruz was over as a presidential candidate right then and there (and didn't even realize it).

Trump is the sexiest guy on earth and most people now have already begun to think of him as 'President' Trump.

Smart guy.

>>1318825
Oh shut the fuck up, Trump is as gay as Ryan Seacrest asshole the man can be as successful as God wants him to be.. Having billions of dollars shows you probably spend as little as money as possible so you can live well in your old age doesnt mean you can run a country especially if you're a businessman

>>1318825
Trump isn't sexy at all. Even SNL Trump looks hotter than him. Maybe when he was younger, but that's a strong maybe.

I bet Marco Rubio loves to have his thick cuban cock sucked by faggots while he insults them and tells them how unnatural they are. Fuck i wanna be one of those faggots, if he wins i should be a a white house intern.

>>1318825
I still can't figure out if Trump means what he says or if he's just artificial competition created by the jewish world order

Oh well

>>1318976
I seriously think he just wants to sabotage the republican party.

Rubio is so handsome
I fantasize on he being the president and I his slutty secretary

>>1317077
Ted Cruz looks like his face is melting. It's probably because he has a rotting soul.

>>1317895
Damn you're right, I always just thought of him as a boy when I should have been thinking of him as a boi

>>1318737
Unf, that bit of hair sticking out, full lips, and such beautiful, killer eyes. Fitting, since his danger-factor is part of the appeal.

>>1317077
i want daddy rubio to cum inside me

>>1319761
>"I did not have sexual relationships with that man"
>Cum spots in your navy blue suit.

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>>1318844
>especially if you're a businessman

business people are the only ones who can run a country successfully; the socialists tend to muck things up too much and don't pay attention to the bottom line--they only want to redistribute wealth

trump ain't gay, but when he was younger he probably had a lot of 'interest' and: who knows?

ryan seacrest's way gayer than trump and i think trump would be much more fun in the sheets

rubio was probably a bottom in college; cruz was probably a 'watcher'; hillary was on top and bernie sanders wold rather read 'das capital' than fuck, lol

>>1318970
>white house intern

You mean you would want to be a brown-house intern.

We went from the 'White House' to the 'Black House', so Rubio would be the 'Brown House'.

Mud People in the big house. No Mudslimes or Cubans welcome thank you very much.

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>>1317077
Guys start posting porn or something fappable or fuck off to /pol/ you faggots. This isn't the place to discuss politics.

>>1318538
And SC seceded on his watch. Whole fuck load of good being gay was for the president.

>>1320007
after fuck face

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>>1318228

>>1320307
lmao

>>1320055
>Implying Marco RuBaeo's face isn't fappable enough.

>>1320516
>fappable

that receding hairline tho
:(

>>1320520
High testosterone = Receding hairline and rock hard erections.

>>1320525
and lots o cum

>>1320551
aggressive fucking and name calling (in spanish i hope) also.

>>1317922
Everyone knows Rubio is gay.

>>1318970
But Rubio never inhaled

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>>1320553

castro may be gone (mostly) but his master plan is unfolding just as he planned

he's got two cubans in the race this election

nothing's sexier than political chess...and cuban cigars

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>>1320516
That was a misquote I meant these faggots>>1320003
>>1320006
>>1318844
>>1318825
While I personally don't find Rubio attractive; I can see why people would, so I don't mind him. Just fucking post shit we can fap to is all I'm asking.

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>>1320638

rubio's going to run as a tea-bag republican i think

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rubio would have been a fun hookup in college

all fucking week hitting the books, then all-day fuck-day on sunday

>>1320640

bad photoshop
or is his neck broken?

he's a closeted christian homophobe married to a woman. what exactly is sexy about that?

i admit some cubans are hot as fuck but rubio is a effeminate manlet with a butt-ugly face and beady pig eyes. literally gross.

also he is trying to kill net neutrality:

Presidential hopefuls Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz have joined six other Senators in pushing the new Restoring Internet Freedom Act, which would dismantle the rules, walk-back the FCC's Title II reclassification of ISPs as common carriers, and prevent the FCC from trying to pass net neutrality rules in the future. In a statement posted to the Rubio website, the Presidential hopeful states the new law is necessary because the FCC's net neutrality rules are "burdensome"

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>>1320657
i'll let you guess which one, einstein

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>>1320665

more true than screw, anon:

Just before Marco Rubio’s 19th birthday, police reports show that a cop was sent to Alice C. Wainwright Park in Miami, Florida.

Apparently at age 18, he violated the municipal code rules about drinking in a park. However, the police incident report never mentions alcohol!

Instead, Marco was arrested for being in a car after the park’s closing time with his male friend Angel Barrios. To locals, the park was well-known as a place for homosexuals for cruising.

The Washington Post implies what really happened (noting the park’s problem with people having sex in the park and the frequency of gay prostitution) and it’s clear this arrest is something that Marco Rubio would rather not talk about.

According to Angel’s LinkedIn profile, it notes that not only does he own those coin-operated laundry, but also the Barrios Investment Group, which was sued for running a gay
pornography studio in a property his company owned.

young, gay closeted cubans hooking up in miami; who ever would have thought???

rubio and cruz wrestling for dominance would be interesting, but you know cruz would be the top for sure

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Would you a young Ted, /hm/?

>>1320693

hell no

I met Rubio irl a few days ago in Oklahoma city (I'm a pilot and was in OKC when he showed up to AAR [The FBO in oklahoma city] in his Falcon 9x aircraft)

Anyways... guy gets out, and walks into the FBO with a small entourage, and there's a few people fawning over him and he says hello to me and asks me if I'm supporting him this year and I laughed in his face... "I'd never vote republican rofl"

The look on his face.

Couple hours later trump showed up in his 757 with secret service.. really bizarre.

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>>1317077
I dislike that he's wearing a bra. Not very manly.

>>1320700
>"I'd never vote republican rofl"
>The look on his face.

???

He wants to legalize 10-30 million Democrat voters - and he's Goldman Sachs / Wall Street like Hillary - so what...?

Do you dislike him because he wants to import more than one million Muslims and their rape gangs?

>he says hello to me and asks me if I'm supporting him this year

How often did he say it?

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>>1320693
those

eyes

(shivers internally)

exactly what was he smoking?

>>1320676
do you think he was giving or receiving?

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>>1321115
according to his wife, he's a 'giver' lol

angel prolly has an altogether different take on things


Either way, the misdemeanor charges against all three teens were later dropped, and Rubio went on with his life. Barrios and Rubio shared a townhouse in Gainesville while Rubio attended Santa Fe Community College, according to the Post, but the two later drifted apart, Barrios says. After graduating from the University of Florida, Rubio earned a law degree at the University of Miami and then began a rocket-fueled political ascent after winning a West Miami city council seat as a 26-year-old and quickly moving on to the Florida House. Barrios, who started a property management company and a family, says he and Rubio lost touch, though he’d occasionally see the GOP golden boy around town and share a quick laugh.

Just two years after his childhood friend was sworn in as speaker of the Florida House — accepting a ceremonial sword from his then-mentor Jeb Bush as cameras clicked away — Barrios had his own brush with media infamy.

It was May 9, 2007, when an NBC 6 investigative TV crew swarmed a sedate, two-story brick house that Barrios’ father owned on NE 27th Street just east of Biscayne Boulevard. In a special report ominously titled “The House Next Door,” reporters breathlessly revealed that a website called CocoDorm.com had set up dozens of webcams inside the home.

cores of ripped, young Hispanic and black male models had been hired at a $1,200 monthly fee, plus free room and board, to live inside, where the cameras caught their every move — including regularly scheduled orgies. (An ad on the site revealed CocoDorm's recruiting tactics, offering to fly in young models for “30 days of nonstop fucking, sucking, licking, and more with other hot Black and Latin boys.”)

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>>1317077

would THIS face lie?

if he should somehow make it to the white house, the whitehouse chief of staff could get him a phonebook or two to sit on, so his chest clears the top of the desk

Report: Rubio “Very Extroverted Homosexual” During College Years

Florida senator reportedly attended gay foam parties in 1990s

http://www.infowars.com/report-rubio-very-extroverted-homosexual-during-college-years/

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>>1318737
How did someone so fucking ugly end up so good looking?

>>1322002
Fuck yeah Daddy Rubio

>>1320665
>i admit some cubans are hot as fuck but rubio is a effeminate manlet with a butt-ugly face and beady pig eyes. literally gross.

Fucking. Scalped. And very true.

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Rubio
>qt
>big hands

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>>1318803

vlad rose from the grave to protect holy mother russia from the muslim hordes

he only asks for blood in return

lots and lots and lots of it

vlad the impaler will own you, lol

>>1319761
>he being the president and I his slutty secretary

getting slammed on the desk in the oval 'orifice' by manlet rubio standing on a stack of white house correspondence

(thank you no)

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>>1323140

>>1323172
no kidding
i cant imagine this girly man topping anyone

>>1320693
ello rato