David Laid

>>1316655
dunno who he is, but he looks cute

I really want this kid's nudes but I know I'll be disappointed.
No way he got a cute face, a body like that, is 6' 3" and has a big dick. It's a pity.

his face is horrifying im sorry

He's went into disgusting levels of muscular. It just doesn't suit his babyface, it looks like someone detached his head and put it on another body.

>>1316687
he needs to be bigger
his body doesnt fit together iykwim

>>1316784
>his body doesnt fit together

yeah, the proportions are just all wrong; lifting all by itself doesn't make him fit or his muscles to be 'working' muscles that look right

he'll prolly figure it all out and make the proper adjustments later on; he's only been doing this for four years

>>1316812
Hes into bodybuilding specifically which has its own aesthetic preferences. Hes supposed to look the way he does.

meh

i mean, if he offered me his dick i'd suck it dry, but meh

>>1316673
this.
Life is unfair.
Then again it's unfair to everyone so it's not all that bad.

>>1316655
The thing that makes his physique really stand out is a naturally tiny waist combined with wide shoulders. If you block his shoulders from view his development is really pretty standard for someone that has been lifting seriously for four years. Also being constantly ripped is a nice touch.

>>1318686
dat body tho... wanna worship a sexy bod like that, suck on those big pecs

How much roids I need to look like this?

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>>1316881
>Hes supposed to look the way he does

which some anons like and others dont

he's a work in progress, to be sure, but he's accomplished A LOT in 4 years, so kudos to him

let us hope he doesn't go all moto and tatt up his body like a prison gang member, right?

He is really pretty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6X4kjVwEM

He's a real specimen.

>>1322642
Whatre those rope marks on his skin? Is he into bdsm?

>>1322652
Look at where they are placed, more than likely elbow sleeves. Do you even lift bro?

I'm just gonna leave it here.......
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>>1322659
No i dont but i sort of want to start. Anyway, thanks meathead

Here some story about Dave that I think you faggots should read. It's a bit sad though. Surely you faggots can read right? It explains a lot about him. At least about his background. Guess that's why he said "it was my uncle's (the camera)" in one of his old videos and the blonde kids are probably his cousins, unless his mother remarried. And it is possible that he lives with his uncle, which explains the brief conversation in Russian in the kitchen from his eating vlog. Anyway, y'all can stop bitching about him because he's a good lad.

https://features.wearemel.com/17-and-swole-e1a11838a340#.rj1vnidja

If you can't/won't access the site just paste the link in any screen capture website. And if you're too dumb and don't know how just paste the link at web-capture.net and click View. Pretty sure some faggot is gonna screen cap it eventually because of his photos in this article. Don't ask me where did I find and know about this, I just know. I'm not related to Dave or obsessed with him. I am poster >>1322677 by the way.

>>1322758
>Surely you faggots can read right?
the fuck is "reading" ???

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>>1322802
Ha....ha....ha. So funny.
My Dave is not amused.

inb4 after this pic
>Eww! Mongoloid rape babies face!
>Ergh! Russian mail bride product.
>Urgh! Russian sleeper agent.

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>>1322758
He's a nice kid. May all his dreams come true.

>>1322758
First of all, that article was boring as shit and incredibly self indulgent.

Second of all, the article couldn't seem to decide if it wanted to be an inspirational story about a kid with low self-esteem achieving his dreams through hard work and discipline or the tragic tale of a teenage boy descending into exercise addiction and/or anorexia. So it chose to be both.

Third,
>Guess that's why he said "it was my uncle's (the camera)" in one of his old videos
>the blonde kids are probably his cousins
>which explains the brief conversation in Russian in the kitchen from his eating vlog
>Don't ask me where did I find and know about this, I just know
>I'm not obsessed with him
Okay.

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>>1322820
Amen. He plans on creating his own brands someday. Bright lad this one. He doesn't like to rely on sponsorship because he doesn't want to be used to promote bad "products".

>>1322821
First of all, the article is mediocre but definitely wasn't self-indulgent. It's about him after all.

Second of all, refer to first of all.

Third,
I'm very observant, that doesn't make me an obsessed person or can be called obsession.

>>1320312
His friend is way hotter than he is.

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>>1320312
how did no one post this follow-up gif yep

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>>1322851

>>1322758
>https://features.wearemel.com/17-and-swole-e1a11838a340#.rj1vnidja
daaayum, nino's a motherfuckin milf.

anyway, so... where's david's personality? he seems a bit flavorless desu. vapid, i guess. also, he seems to have a touch of body dysmorphia?

>>1322854
>where's david's personality? he seems a bit flavorless
he's an 18 year old boy and his entire life is bodybuilding. of course he's boring. have you watched any of his videos? they make me want to shake him

>>1322854
What did you mean by "body dysmorphia"? He looks perfectly fine and lively, rather innocent even.

>>1322856
>of course he's boring
To you perhaps but to us. Just because he didn't try to act dumb, cheeky, dramatic and obnoxious like your typical "youtubers" that doesn't make him any less entertaining to watch.

>>1322864
You dont find him interesting as a person. You just want him to fuck you.

>>1322865
Well, that's your problem. Must you view everything in sexual way? I love all his videos and I rewatch(ed) them all because his (and his friends) videos made/make me smile. I don't look at him and his friends with lust but as people who I want to be close with (as friends).

>>1316655

He needs more weight on his face

It looks a bit disturbing

>>1322867
Anon, this makes me sad. :( How come you dont go out and make real friends?

>>1322870
Lmao! No need to feel sad for me. Oh, I go out almost every single day and got plenty of friends all right. I am a proud normie.
Sigh....I watch his/his friends videos whenever I'm feeling down and on youtube. Clear enough?

>>1322864
> Just because he didn't try to act dumb, cheeky, dramatic and obnoxious like your typical "youtubers"
this is not what we mean by interesting. and he does act pretty dumb/obnoxious, but i don't think it's an act. it's the natural state of a teen boy.

>>1322876
>I am a proud normie.
ok i think it makes sense now... you are also boring.

>>1322876
Yeah, you got that anon? Having friends on 4chan = boring.

>>1322880
i have friends, but i would never call myself a normie. and i would never watch david laid drone on about supplements for fifteen minutes and decide he seems like someone i would want to hang out with

>>1322881
Well I'd never call myself a normie either, but I could watch that sexy, fit man drone on about anything and want to "hang out" with him. Attractive people doing boring things is half of what Youtube is about.

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>>1322880
Lol! I'd stick with being a normie, anon. That's how life is anyway. I don't need validation from others on how to live my life and about what my life is. Definitely not (a) validation from 4chan users.

>>1323005
>doesn't need validation
>takes pride in being "normal"
Talking out both sides of your mouth here, bud. You seem rather frustrated that users in this thread aren't validating the lifestyle you shared.

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>>1323060
And I should care about your bitter-sounding post because....? Bye, felicia.
Just because you're on 4chan--the so called nasty web--that doesn't mean everyone is a weirdo or perhaps mentally unstable like yourself.
Yes, I'm proud of being normal. Why shouldn't I, when being normal is considered being healthy (mentally) in real life. Deal with it.

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>>1318699
Not much really. Roids literally do 90% of the work for you

>>1322867
>>1322876
>>1323005
>t. john wayne gacy

>>1316655
Awkward body

>>1323083
I think you misunderstood. I'm not criticizing normal people. I'm suggesting your behavior is anything but normal, and desperate for validation. You're the weirdo talking about how you wish you were close, platonic friends with a YouTuber on a porn board and then getting all catty when everyone laughs at you. Look in the damn mirror.

>no nudes

Literal shit thread, made by a psycho obsessed with this kid.

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*yawn... (~0+)

If any of you faggots are in Ohio, go to Arnold's Expo. Dave and his friends will be at the expo for two days. You faggots dare to meet him and take a photo and post it here?

>>1323083
I was on your side until you said "bye felicia"

seriously, knock that shit off.

>>1322869
I concur. As impressive as...the rest of him is, he's gotten to that point of super-fit where it's done unflattering things to his otherwise handsome face.

>>1323237
What is bye felicia even from?

Literally how long did anon wait for this kid to turn legal...

>>1323083
>>1323005
>>1322876
>>1322867
is english your second language? or do you just have a weird writing style?

by the way, telling everyone how normal you are is like telling everyone how classy or generous you are. the act invalidates the premise

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*Yaaawn.... (=0+)

Close up of his abs, his bellybutton looks weird but cute.

>>1323237
Bye, felicia. Oopsy!

>>1323260
I can feel the AIDS radiating from every single post you make.

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*Yaaaaaaawn..... (`0*)

The 18th.

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Ahh....straight men and their friendship, really give you a soothing and warm feeling in heart. How I sometimes wish I were straight from inside out. :3:3:3

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>>1323279
>>1323301
it's annoying how much HDR filter he puts into that shit.
honey, you don't need to enhance those abs with crappy shoop that makes you look like a videogame character. leave the pictures be.

thats some disgusting acne! its not really visible in other pics

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>>1323235
Huhu!

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does anyone have some more pics of his amazing ass?

>>1323732
Sure, it's our job to snap photos of Dave's butt and keep them in our hard drive. Mother Mary! Talking sexually so openly about a teen who just turned 18...really creepy, faggot. Who do you think he is?! He's all about moderation, he said so in one of his videos. If you are that desperate to fap to bodybuilders butt, thighs etc then stick with Michael Hoffman.

>>1323744
confused as to what you thought this thread was for

>>1323771
Definitely not a thread for pedos in the closet.....

>>1323235
Ewww, my brother never wanted me to go to these things he competed at and I get why now. Faggots go there to look at men sexually, regardless of their age or sexuality.

You're gross man.

>>1323520
He is sucking in his cheeks so hard lmao.
This looks fucking retarded.

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>>1316655
MY GOD I READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD AND NO NUDES OR EVEN A BULGE WTF OP 2/10 THREAD

>>1323891
Is it a thread where you white knight for some guy you don't know, chastising others for the sexual feelings you share?

It's okay. Get all that projection out.

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>>1324767
>>1324778
The guy next to david has the most severe gayface i've seen lately.

>>1324798

You think they appreciate the male form so much day after day without wanting to suck a little dick?

Anyway, these guys are the epitome of "hot, but not really cute". Meh.

>>1323992
Your brother went to those competitions to hook up with other dudes and he didn't want you blowing up his spot.

>>1324767
What is this? The gym of disproportion?

>>1324859
kek, that severe roiding manlet on the far left though.

>>1324866
Why do you suspect roids?

>>1323732
more ass pls

>>1324881
the delts, but he must be like 5'7'' so he could be natty or something.

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*Yaaaaaaawn... (°0*)

Same fags and trolls.
Oh well, what's the Garden without snakes.

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>>1316673

Is this how the minds of bottoms/sizequeens really works.

Both facinating and disgusting at the same time.

>>1324890
he's 6'4 or something

>>1324890
>>1324979
nvm thought you meant david, yean quin is manlet

David <3<3<3: 6' 2". Since he just turned 18 he could possibly be 6' 7" by the time he's 20.

Qwin :3:3:3: 5' 9". He's already about to celebrate his 20th birthday. No chance of getting any taller, I guess.

Justin: 5' 11". He's still 17. So by the time he's 20, he is most likely 6' something.

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>>1325054
Oopsy! Forgot pic.

(Try me, bitch).

>>1320313
You mispelled dickhead.

>>1325060
who is the dude on the left?
he is perfect.

>>1325087
Gym tank with jeans= Justin
Gym tank with black shorts= Qwin

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>>1325087
qwin vitale but he's like 5'7''

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A rather "rough Qwin".

>>1316655
He looks so much smaller in videos lol

>>1325320
He edits his photos to the max, that's why.
Even people with far better bodies, like Jeff Seid, edit their pictures.

>>1325320
>>1325377
I dont think he edits them, actually. Im guessing its just the angle or type of camera/lens hes using that distorts the picture so he looks bigger.

>>1325433
We always look larger/bigger in videos, surely you and them can google it. To be honest, he looks almost exactly the same whether in pictures or videos.

>>1325469
This one is from his latest video, by the way. It's 38:++ minutes long, so yeah, worth it. Plenty of Dave inside.

>>1325469
These teen bodybuilders are hot af but i know a lot of them are also semi-autistic, so i wonder how much pussy this guy actually gets.

>>1325476
More than you could ever get....
Define "semi-autistic", please. They all look normal to me.

>>1325476
Yeah, I've found that people who are intensely focused on their own bodies tend to make shitty lovers. By no means a rule, but it's a thing.

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>>1325473
>watching a 38 min video of a 18yo fitness dude

>>1325507
I'm a few years older than Qwin, you trash queen. So it's not strange for me to watch Dave's videos.

>>1325521
I think it was more a comment about the length and content of the video.

>>1325496
>Define "semi-autistic", please. They all look normal to me.
Full blown autism is often visible. However, semi-autism may or may not appear on the visible spectrum.

>>1325503
>Yeah, I've found that people who are intensely focused on their own bodies tend to make shitty lovers
Are you speaking from experience? If so, stories please.

>>1325476
No pussy but lots of dudes

>>1325617
Bugger off. Go spam your shits else where.

>>1325671
>gay guy doesn't like it when a gay guy calls a straight guy a gay guy
he's increasing your chances, you fool

>>1324071
That's because he has no bulge.
HE'S SMOOTH

punchable face

>>1325882
Is it fucked up that i want to see that pretty face cry and bleed?

>>1323231
this is the only sane reply to this thread

>>1316674
agreed hes got a nice body tho

>>1325961
>freakishly bulky
How and why did this bodybuilding craze start??? The guys always ALWAYS say its not for the girls and i believe them, cause girls generally dont prefer overly body builder-y physiques. What is going on? Does it have to do with the mass cultural degredation of the collective male self esteem and this is the guys' way of regaining/redefining their ideal of "masculinity"??

>>1325967
>How and why did this bodybuilding craze start???

cheap internet steroids.
instagram culture where abs = likes
everyone saying 'you're so ripped!' feeds ego
better than sitting in basement wanking

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>>1323732
sweet

>>1325915
>Is it fucked up that i want to see that pretty face cry and bleed?


Yes.

>>1325967
Manlet insecurity makes them overcompensate for their lack of height.

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You can samefagging till your dick falls off. I don't give a fuck, bitch.

>>1325977
No its not its sexy

>>1325984
But a lot of them arent menlet

>>1326007
your opinion

>>1316655
There is no way this kid doesn't have some mental problems.

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*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn....... (-0°)

>>1326019
How so?

>>1326043
Opsy! Wrong pic. Oh well, still related.

>>1326219
Huge huge boner for this. Is it wrong? lol

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Heh!

>>1326235
Only because its the least sexual/attractive pic in this thread. Seriously, you cant even see any skin!

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Restless, huh, mental? ;) I'll give you hell.

>>1316655

he actually looks like something some gay dr. frankenstein put together from the body of a roided-up gymrat and the head of a brain-damaged crack-baby doll

he's a nice guy, and he's done all the hard work, but literally zero sex appeal

>>1325972
Daaaaamn

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;)

>>1328463
are those eyebrows for real? he's got double rations, surely.

>>1328470
Great. Now I can't un-see them. LMAO

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Amusing! ;)

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Last week I was checking one of his workout vlogs. And his friend was taking a picture with a girl (for instagram or w/e) and if you watch closely after that kiss he quickly took his cheek away like he was disgusted by it. 10/10 his friend is gay confirmed, he wants david's dick confirmed. I'm mean come on guys... look at him he must be a powerbottom muscle4muscle fagboi.

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>>1328925
These are from his Instagram

>>1328765
>>1328767
>that spine
sorta gross... guess bodybuilders arent for me.

>>1328470
>>1328487
Shit you guys are right. How did i never notice his caterpillar eyebrows before??

>>1328976
Maybe his bangs and muscles distracted us during those times. Damn things are thick but I'd rather see a guy with thick eyebrows than those really thin ones.

I went to school with this guy. He made out with my sister.

>>1329175
really? same here bro

this is so fucking weird, I had no idea the kind of following this guy has, I had English with him junior year and I went to middle school with him

>>1329180
are you and >>1329175 brothers? and you're both gay? can you post a pic of you guys making out?

>>1329186
I had math with him junior year and physics freshman year, god damn was he dumb.

>>1329204
Yeah, he definitely wasn't the smartest person I met, but I remember he was already super buffed up by junior year

wow there were a lot more gays at mainland than i thought

>>1329204
>>1329206
Im ok with a dumb meathead... but what he at least a nice guy??

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*Yaaaaaaaaaaawn....... (°0*)
Desperate deranged faggot and its delusions can really make people cringe to death. Alas, it wouldn't be 4chan without one. Pathetic...

>>1329170
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>>1328778

What's wrong with you?

Fuck this guy is so hot. Want him and all his friends to train fuck me

>>1328777
yum
>>1328790
justin has a serious case of gayface