Flaccid dick thread

>>1296642
Feed me

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Any contributors?

>>1296657
yummy

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This one needs cleaning ;)

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Never thought I'd say this but I'm all out of dicks. Anyone care to contribute?

>>1296682
yum!

I like small flaccid dicks with foreskin. Its my thing. Anyone got something to share?

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>>1296700
>>1296679
>>1296672
>>1296643
>>1296635

how is this flaccid?

>>1297382
Chubbed is ok too. We can't be too picky when the board is this slow.

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is it flaccid?

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T-T tfw never feel a good cock like this

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>>1300566

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>>1300568

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>>1300569

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>>1300570

>>1296672
Beautiful

>>1299448
Come fuck me now

>>1300565
>white boy
>black man's dick
That's photo shopped. You can tell because the hip and butt area was airbrushed to blend. Especially since he is an Underwear Model for Andrew Christain Underwear company. Looks more like he was wearing underwear in the shot and someone photoshopped a black dick on his crotch.

>>1306026
Why are their dicks neon purple?

>>1299448
>>1296642
>>1296640
If these (and many others) are flaccid,
my boner is flaccid.

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>>1308359
>Why are their neon dicks purple?
Someone experimented with white balance and saturation + natural genital hyperpigmentation in the “racially impure”, huehue. (Even those as albinistic as Japanese. They have inherited their brown dicks from their Ainu mums, huehue)

>>1308357
>photoshopped
Reverse searches for various parts of this picture don’t support your theory.

>white
He’s probably from a white slave mother and an Arab or north African master.

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>>1308588
Let us peer into the other side of that tantalising darkness.
What hidden treasures may it guard from our voracious eyes?
Oh! It’s a floor! And man’s shanks! And the loose end of the tape!

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>>1308617

>>1308617
And your point is? Its a 2mtr measuring tape

>>1308623
My point is that you don’t need to take pictures of your dick on moonless nights or in an underground shelter like it’s a Cold War secret.

>>1308594
truly, a beautiful cock. a shame you had to spoil the first two with the tape measure.

>>1300559
this guy is hot, anyone have the unshopped version?

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>>1308628
I hope you don’t mind my curiosity but I repeated the same operation as last time.

>>1308671
And what conclusion did it give you?

>>1308683
The more important question is: did it give you any conclusion?

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>>1308683
Okay, after further zooming out, my conclusion is that your dick is a sea worm. If that’s the impression you wanted to achieve, then you can congratulate yourself.

>>1308683
So next time, before you post some picture, make it so that others don’t need to enhance it for you. If you don’t think your dick is worth basic effort... what makes you think everyone should thank you for it? 4chan is not a dump yard.

Make it so that someone could fap to it. Look at it: could you fap to this picture? Then ask yourself: what have I done wrong? And correct it.

But I’m wasting my time writing this because you obviously don’t give a shit. If you were gay, you would.

>>1308773
Oh, I see more mystery meat coming. Fresh from the morgue? Do you think this is a necrophilia thread?

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whoh

>>1308776

lmaoooooooooo

>>1308776
My sincere apologies that i am neither a professional photographer nor fullfilling your expectations.

>>1308815
Why post it then?

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Merlingainz on reddit

>>1305423
A pearl of precum. MMMmmmm....

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>>1308815
>My sincere apologies that i am neither a professional photographer nor fullfilling your expectations

yeah, dude, shame on you for taking your time to post images in an image board for the benefit of ungrateful prats, lol

here's a pic for mr. prat >>1308817
>>1308776

>>1308579
It's not a racially impure trait to have slightly darker genitals compared to the rest of the body. I've seen fair haired blue eyed whites with pinkish/beige genitals.

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>>1297095
There

>>1313840
would eat/10

>>1305426
Nice and shapely

>>1313803
>pinkish/beige genitals
Pinkish... not sure if that’s pigment.
Or, if a pigment, whether racially foreign.
Not sure about beige.

Actually I think all eastern Asians have dark penises, so I joked about racial purity because I believe that whites are a mixture of East Asian and another, lost race. But who knows, maybe I am wrong and my joke is right.

Flaccido Domingo.

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bump

>>1319757
Nice

more flaccids please

this site is racist in multiple ways

someone add me on kik and ill send you mine im horny af tomass1997

>>1320745
Not bad

>>1320719
Yes, for example all flaccid dicks posted here are white.

This is misleading because in real life some erect dicks are white. I have seen an erect white dick.

Well thanks to these my dick isn't flaccid now

>>1313398
>here's a pic for mr. prat
Perfect, thank you.

>>1313745
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>>1317428
>Stiff is the new flaccid.

>>1317426
>pendulous
I like it with a bit of weight to it.

>>1305955

I really like this one.

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This is me.What do you think?

>>1331094
So good

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I would take a pic of mine but it doesnt stay soft long enough when looking at this thread!

>>1331220
Those look like 1980s vag pubes.

>>1331221
source?

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one of me

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>>1331378

another

>>1296630
Decent thread but that OP image is fucking disgusting

>>1305426
Mouth-watering.

my dick curves downwards when I get hard, is there any way to make it curve upwards

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Flaccid = uncut?

>>1334355
Nope, but curving down isn't a bad thing :3
Feels right on the spot if you are on top!

>>1334370
Just get the fuck out.

>>1334206
>clearly not soft
>tumblr file name

Seems legit.

>>1334440
My beloved Tristan and his cute penis. :3
Doesn't matter what people say, Tristan is perfect enough as a man. Love him to pieces! x

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>>1331094
Niice !

>>1336515
if it weren't for that crap goatee that'd be just about perfect

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>>1331451
Gross head

>>1296630
This is my dream cock. I want it

>>1334370
What is a /pol/ack doing here? :D

>>1338841
There is no greater threat to fags than Islam. It is therefore no surprise so many of us are turning to the right since the left loves Muslims more than gay men.

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>>1338874
>implying Christians love gay men

>>1336991
Holy hell. What a cock.

>>1336544
>>1338920
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>1338920
>
christians like us a lot more than muslims do

>>1338874
Zios are the only problem and the right wing is theirs

https://www.sendspace.com/file/786duv

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>>1317422
A lot of Vietnamese have white colored dicks