Anal mastrurbation

>>1290950
Yeah it was awesome

>self masturbate

Don't fuck with food source, it's just gross.

I sometimes do it with a cucumber lmao. Bananas can break so easily so it's not even worth a try.

>>1291158
Squash lyfe

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>>1291169
not using melon

>>1290950

hairbrush handle works good

>>1291216

So does a blow torch.

I like sticking razors in my butt

screwdriver anyone?

>>1290950
cucumber have the right size

>>1291253
>cucumber have the right size
Insane. Have fun being laughed at at the ER after it slips out of your distracted hands in the throes of passion.

>>1291256
baka, I'm not putting the whole thing in my butt (yet) : it's too long. I was talking about the girth.

>>1291251

Been there done that

oh fucks sake, buy a dildo.

>>1291413
This. They're not even that expensive, some of the cheapies anyways.

>>1291436

but then my mommy or daddy might find it

>>1291599
Do you think mommy and daddy have not noticed the way you lust for that cucumber in the kitchen ?

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>>1291626
No

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>>1291969
didn't think so

You kids ever consider buying a dildo?
Also
>self masterbation

Started out on hairbrush handles, screwdrivers, I used a huge flashlight once (4 D-batteries)

Is really gross and I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used a toilet brush handle once

I bought a 9 inch vibrator which I used for a long time, but I threw it out about 4 months ago when I moved into my apartment. I share with friends and sleep in the livingroom

Haven't had anything in my ass since then

>>1291981
cucumbers are better for the environment, these people are heros

>>1291982
>once
That's a lie I used it more than a few times

>>1290950
I used a cucumber. It was too big so I rounded all the sides and then put a condom on it. I would suggest a room temperature one (not cold) or it'll be uncomfortable.

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I use my disposable electric toothbrush, the Oral-B Pulsar. It's pretty great. Wrap it in a condom, stick it up your hole, and go to town. It's lovely.

Thanks for the reminder, anon.

>>1291988
Get a regular carrot and break off the pointy end, that worked for me since I can't buy my own dildos.

>>1291253
>>1291258
Ohohho you whore

>>1290950
I use bottles full of hot water.
When I want something really deep I use the handle of a bathtub scrubber to go as far as possible.

Had a plastic candy cane, one of those ones filled with small candies. The lid was phallic shaped. Used that before actually buying real toys.

>>1290950
i like the feel of a musket turns a regular dildo session into russian roulette

>>1292008
masturbated with this last night
i think it was the best orgasm i've had yet
thank sagian anon

>>1292075

Remind me never to take a bath at your house

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Used to used the handle end of a toothbrush (the bristle end if I was feeling kinky)