Toy Thread

Wrong board. Go to /lgbt/ faggot.

>>1249891
/lgbt/ is worksafe though

please del

nvm this thread is going

>>1249892
It's technically not nsfw if the pictures don't show the 'toys' in 'action'.

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>>1250151
My favorite to ride.

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I have the medium. It's the only toy I use regularly. Got it at Smitten Kitten. It helps me relax for my boyfriend's penis, which usually doesn't go in me more than once a month.

>>1250153
Damn thats crazy

>>1250339

Crazy, yes. But not impossible. >>1250151

>>1250153
Hello varka :3

>>1250344
Wow, that's pretty disturbing. He's prolly a pretty shitty fuck too. Something like screwing a bowl of boiled cranberries.

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Oh, oh, This beautiful creature gave me 'gasms beyond compare. The photo doesn't capture it's beauty, though. It has a lovely iridescent luster. Those bumps, those bumps...

>>1249891
maybe.. /g/? dunno lmao

>>1249895

>Hey, boss.
>Whatcha doin' there, Jim?
>Oh, nothing, just browsing animal-themed dildos that I plan to purchase at home and stuff into my colon. But hey: you can't fire me because it's not lewd unless it's actual genitalia.
>...Jim, come with me to my office.

>>1251281
where's this plot going? is the boss going to fire Jim or is the boss going to have sex with Jim?
I need to know!

>>1251290
Why not both...

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My favorite realistic-skin 8" thick black dildo

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... balls deep

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This one drives me crazy.
I haven't been able to stick anything in my butt for like 2 months and it's driving me crazy.

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This one.

It's got a really nice girth to it, the length is more than enough for me and the way the material feels is just amazing. Totally worth the few bucks more.

Also, I can imagine I'm getting fucked by Dolph Lambert.

>>1253393
you can do it, just start practising with a smaller one

>>1253393
This is what brony´s use when they wank to my little pony

>>1254377
You have no clue how true this is. I had a roommate in college who somehow managed to attach or sew in or something a fleshlight sleeve into a stuffed pony. That was disturbing to walk into.

>>1250151
I'm just imagining this guy's anus, like, twenty years from now.
It's not a pretty thought.

>>1253393
That doesn't turn me on so much as it makes me want to pick up some sherbet.

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>>1254390

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This bad little fucker here. The tip rotates at two different speeds and it had multiple vibration settings.

>>1253398
name?

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Doc Johnson Realistic Balls with suction cup.

It's thick but the material feels amazing and fucking yourself hands free is fucking hot.

>>1255506
I have the same. It's amazing and feels real

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Lean luke. Best $20 I ever spent

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>>1249886

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>>1257330

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>>1257332

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>>1257333

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>>1257337

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>>1257339

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>>1257340

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>>1257341

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>>1257344

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>>1257346

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>>1257348

Can anyone recommend a good realistic dildo for oral? I want to feel like I'm really sucking cock

>>1253398

I want to take this one up my ass.

Damn that's hot.

>>1254819
but is it worth the $250 anon?

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>>1249886

>>1253398
yo I have the same one
I love it

>>1257344
>>1257346
>>1257348
>>1257351
wtf is this?

Best one ive used. Recommend elbow grease h20. Best lube and toy.

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>>1258434

>>1258274
Can't tell if this is serious or a joke, but if serious, where can you get a good flogger? All the ones I get online feel cheap and break too easily

>>1249886
I live in Dubai ( UK guy here ) and it is illegal to import these toys for me and the missus.

Looking all the time for things to use as toys but its kinda difficult... currently looking to buy a Decanter and use the glass top for anal fun but not bought it yet as its expensive ha ha.


Any ideas guys... cheers AnoN

>>1258571
CUCUMBER

>>1258571
Get a 3D printer?

>>1258604
on it mate and thanks for the reply

>>1258604
Be careful with that. The silicon that 3D printers use is often imperfect in the print, and covered in really tiny edges. These cause cause a lot of little cuts in your more sensitive areas, and make it really easy to get an infection. A good was of getting around this is to make a mold of your print, and then cast it in a liquid latex/silicon. Best of luck though dude!

>>1258879
cheers buddy. I know it seems far out trying to find something to play with that is safe. I belive its possible to find the liquid silicon here so when i get 5 i'll have a look. The printers are a little pricey as expected... all i want is a bloody anal toy !!

>>1255506
I have this also, it's great fun but quite big for me. I don't use it very often because I don't really have the time but when I do I can just lose myself on that thing for hours...

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pipedream XL inflatable buttplug.

Slip it in, lie on my stomach, spread my legs as wide as i can. Pump it 3 or 4 times and close my legs... Feels fucking AMAZING.

I tried using it again a few days ago, after taking a break for months... Was crazy uncomfortable putting it in, 10x hotter when i was about to cum, and like 30x uncomfortable taking it out.

>>1259266
>30x uncomfortable taking it out.

Yeah, usually if I have my big plug in I'll take it out just when my orgasm is fading away. It's really uncomfortable to remove it after!

With my dildo I don't feel as much discomfort, don't really know why.

>>1259149
I'd love to be there and test all of those toys...
>tfw I have the black one lying at the tip of the big horse dildo
>tfw I recognize about 15 of those

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1. Meh

2. Meh

3. 11/10 Doc Johnson Realistic 7" Slim, greatest dildo I've ever owned. Only shitty thing about it is that it's high maintenance and not very durable or apparently long lived at all.

4. My warm up gun, swiped it from my friend's fat GF after she fucked both of us over hard. First toy I ever had.

5. Too damn big, can't get it to fit and nervous about what would happen if I even did.

6. Meh.

7. Too damn slim, falls out unless wearing with thong panties, and that only helps a little.

8. 1/5 All American Whopper, 6" I think. Wayyyy too firm, it's painful to use. Now I just use it to fuck with friends.

i have a dildo (7.5in) and I just got a Doc Johnson plug today, but the only pics are me using them with face lol! also have cock rings and a fleshlight ice

>>1259171
You don't need an expensive 3D printer! Model your toy out of sculpey, make a mold of it using casting resin or something like that and then you can cast it in silicone. Google it, there's tutorials for this stuff (perhaps not for making dildo's, but the same technique applies)

>>1261329
just tried my plug holy shit

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What lubes does /hm/ recommend? Ive been using astroglide but the stuff just turns sticky so quick. I need something high quality that i can buy in decent amounts

>>1259149
i've looked everywhere for a set of beads like that blue one, like a medium size set that doesn't have a thick mid range. any idea where you can get them?

>>1261362
You're TOTALLY not supposed to use oil based lubes... but i do. I only use them for a hour at the most, and thoroughly wash them with soapy water after. They stay slippery, are cheap(Hand lotion) etc.... The most expensive lube is the silicone based ones, and you need to be even more careful with that(Oil based will slowly degrade your toys. If you use silicone on the wrong material though, it'll literally turn it into a puddle of rubber a few hours after using it)

If you are near a farm supply place, J-lube is supposed to be excellent. Its 100% safe for anything(water based) and also crazy dirt cheap. The flaw though, is that you need to mix it yourself(Its a powder. Add water) and once mixed its only really usable for 2 or 3 days before it breaks down(and is supposed to be refrigerated) If you know how much you'll need and have the forethought to mix it up, you'll have enough to make *GALLONS* of lube for around $15.
If you ever watch a fisting video, its the clear stuff they usually use.

With the way farming is though, if you walk into a supply shop and buy a case of it, odds are the person at the checkout is going to know EXACTLY what you're doing with it.(Since if you actually had a farm, they'd prob. have seen you by then)

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>>1261370
i wouldnt use oil based lubes just because you might be getting small amounts of melted plastic up your butt every time you use them

ive been using liquid sex, which is decent enough, but only comes in small containers. really the only reason i use it is because the closest thing to a sex shop i have access to is a spencers gifts, and thats the only lube they carry. the trial lubes that came with my tenga flip hole were better. really slippery and 'stringy'

>>1261362
>What lubes does /hm/ recommend?

http://www.maleq.org/the-best-anal-lube/

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>>1261362
Bad Dragon's Cumlube is my current favorite. It's viscous and makes for quite a slippery entry, which is great for bigger toys. Also, it's water-based so it's fine to use with your toys.

>>1261466
Wish there was a place to buy that kinda lube locally.

If i go to the drug store, all i see are the mainstream ones. Trojan, KY, astroglide, etc... all of which are slippery for maybe 3 minutes, then turn sticky or tacky.... Plus it costs like $10 for a 6oz bottle. For straight guys looking to fuck a pussy, that might be enough. If you want to do anal you'll go through a lot more. WAY more if you use toys that are naturally pretty sticky...

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thinking about buying one of those luxury prostate massager on black Friday at a adult store, worth it? it would be maybe $150

>>1261362
what toy is he using?

>>1261523
i will say that prostate massagers wont do much for someone that isnt really into anal. that is, if youve fucked yourself or played with your g spot before and didnt get much out of it, a prostate massager isnt really going to change your mind. that said, if youre a total bottom boy whos prostate is like an internal clitoris then yeah, go for it.

>>1261460
has anyone actually used any of these?