Post your favorite toys.
>Maia Astral D3
I have the medium. It's the only toy I use regularly. Got it at Smitten Kitten. It helps me relax for my boyfriend's penis, which usually doesn't go in me more than once a month.
Oh, oh, This beautiful creature gave me 'gasms beyond compare. The photo doesn't capture it's beauty, though. It has a lovely iridescent luster. Those bumps, those bumps...
>Whatcha doin' there, Jim?
>Oh, nothing, just browsing animal-themed dildos that I plan to purchase at home and stuff into my colon. But hey: you can't fire me because it's not lewd unless it's actual genitalia.
>...Jim, come with me to my office.
My favorite realistic-skin 8" thick black dildo
This one drives me crazy.
I haven't been able to stick anything in my butt for like 2 months and it's driving me crazy.
It's got a really nice girth to it, the length is more than enough for me and the way the material feels is just amazing. Totally worth the few bucks more.
Also, I can imagine I'm getting fucked by Dolph Lambert.
You have no clue how true this is. I had a roommate in college who somehow managed to attach or sew in or something a fleshlight sleeve into a stuffed pony. That was disturbing to walk into.
This bad little fucker here. The tip rotates at two different speeds and it had multiple vibration settings.
Doc Johnson Realistic Balls with suction cup.
It's thick but the material feels amazing and fucking yourself hands free is fucking hot.
Lean luke. Best $20 I ever spent
I live in Dubai ( UK guy here ) and it is illegal to import these toys for me and the missus.
Looking all the time for things to use as toys but its kinda difficult... currently looking to buy a Decanter and use the glass top for anal fun but not bought it yet as its expensive ha ha.
Any ideas guys... cheers AnoN
Be careful with that. The silicon that 3D printers use is often imperfect in the print, and covered in really tiny edges. These cause cause a lot of little cuts in your more sensitive areas, and make it really easy to get an infection. A good was of getting around this is to make a mold of your print, and then cast it in a liquid latex/silicon. Best of luck though dude!
cheers buddy. I know it seems far out trying to find something to play with that is safe. I belive its possible to find the liquid silicon here so when i get 5 i'll have a look. The printers are a little pricey as expected... all i want is a bloody anal toy !!
I have this also, it's great fun but quite big for me. I don't use it very often because I don't really have the time but when I do I can just lose myself on that thing for hours...
pipedream XL inflatable buttplug.
Slip it in, lie on my stomach, spread my legs as wide as i can. Pump it 3 or 4 times and close my legs... Feels fucking AMAZING.
I tried using it again a few days ago, after taking a break for months... Was crazy uncomfortable putting it in, 10x hotter when i was about to cum, and like 30x uncomfortable taking it out.
>30x uncomfortable taking it out.
Yeah, usually if I have my big plug in I'll take it out just when my orgasm is fading away. It's really uncomfortable to remove it after!
With my dildo I don't feel as much discomfort, don't really know why.
3. 11/10 Doc Johnson Realistic 7" Slim, greatest dildo I've ever owned. Only shitty thing about it is that it's high maintenance and not very durable or apparently long lived at all.
4. My warm up gun, swiped it from my friend's fat GF after she fucked both of us over hard. First toy I ever had.
5. Too damn big, can't get it to fit and nervous about what would happen if I even did.
7. Too damn slim, falls out unless wearing with thong panties, and that only helps a little.
8. 1/5 All American Whopper, 6" I think. Wayyyy too firm, it's painful to use. Now I just use it to fuck with friends.
You don't need an expensive 3D printer! Model your toy out of sculpey, make a mold of it using casting resin or something like that and then you can cast it in silicone. Google it, there's tutorials for this stuff (perhaps not for making dildo's, but the same technique applies)
What lubes does /hm/ recommend? Ive been using astroglide but the stuff just turns sticky so quick. I need something high quality that i can buy in decent amounts
You're TOTALLY not supposed to use oil based lubes... but i do. I only use them for a hour at the most, and thoroughly wash them with soapy water after. They stay slippery, are cheap(Hand lotion) etc.... The most expensive lube is the silicone based ones, and you need to be even more careful with that(Oil based will slowly degrade your toys. If you use silicone on the wrong material though, it'll literally turn it into a puddle of rubber a few hours after using it)
If you are near a farm supply place, J-lube is supposed to be excellent. Its 100% safe for anything(water based) and also crazy dirt cheap. The flaw though, is that you need to mix it yourself(Its a powder. Add water) and once mixed its only really usable for 2 or 3 days before it breaks down(and is supposed to be refrigerated) If you know how much you'll need and have the forethought to mix it up, you'll have enough to make *GALLONS* of lube for around $15.
If you ever watch a fisting video, its the clear stuff they usually use.
With the way farming is though, if you walk into a supply shop and buy a case of it, odds are the person at the checkout is going to know EXACTLY what you're doing with it.(Since if you actually had a farm, they'd prob. have seen you by then)
i wouldnt use oil based lubes just because you might be getting small amounts of melted plastic up your butt every time you use them
ive been using liquid sex, which is decent enough, but only comes in small containers. really the only reason i use it is because the closest thing to a sex shop i have access to is a spencers gifts, and thats the only lube they carry. the trial lubes that came with my tenga flip hole were better. really slippery and 'stringy'
Bad Dragon's Cumlube is my current favorite. It's viscous and makes for quite a slippery entry, which is great for bigger toys. Also, it's water-based so it's fine to use with your toys.
Wish there was a place to buy that kinda lube locally.
If i go to the drug store, all i see are the mainstream ones. Trojan, KY, astroglide, etc... all of which are slippery for maybe 3 minutes, then turn sticky or tacky.... Plus it costs like $10 for a 6oz bottle. For straight guys looking to fuck a pussy, that might be enough. If you want to do anal you'll go through a lot more. WAY more if you use toys that are naturally pretty sticky...
thinking about buying one of those luxury prostate massager on black Friday at a adult store, worth it? it would be maybe $150
i will say that prostate massagers wont do much for someone that isnt really into anal. that is, if youve fucked yourself or played with your g spot before and didnt get much out of it, a prostate massager isnt really going to change your mind. that said, if youre a total bottom boy whos prostate is like an internal clitoris then yeah, go for it.
has anyone actually used any of these?