I agree. Wonder where they got the idea
Of course it is, he's slowly fading away from fame, he literally used to be on every TV channel, magazine and tabloids, now he barely gets any recognition, his last No.1 hit was in 2009 ffs
Giving me Avril Lavigne teas
Pics are making the rounds on /b/ as well..
One link of many.. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-naked-swim-bora-bora-article-1.2388814
so... your argument was that his career is lagging when the truth is he's actually doing better than ever. good job
lmao what a reach. im 'praying' his is because there's a 90% chance he wasn't circumcised at birth since he's canadian and if he is probably means he was self conscious about it and had it done after moving to america where they are considered the norm or more aesthetically pleasing
it looks like he's trying to hide it
Hitting #1 on the charts is more difficult than you think. Britney Spears has only gone #1 four times. She actually went a full decade between #1's, "baby one more time" in 1998 and "womanizer" in 2008. A lot of things have to happen that don't have anything to do with the actual music or talent to hit the top spot.
yeah, a lot of really really huge acts barely grace the actual top. nsync only had a single #1 song. backstreet boys never had one. even beyonce has only had five
yeah fuck really can't tell if he's circumcised or not
that's really the main thing i wanted to find out if leaked dick pics ever came out. now we have them and you can't goddamn fucking tell! wonder if it's at all possible to enhance these.
i think he is, you can see the entire glans, seems to have a circ scar separating two tones (uncut dicks only have one tone overall when soft and the very tip isn't perfectly round from afar)
Yawn. Call me when Chris Evans' cock gets leaked. Or Chris Hemsworth. Or Jason Momoa. Or literally anyone who isn't this wretched wigger cunt.
I see some discoloration in some of the pictures, which is a sign of circumcision. But he does look to have some skin in >>1227557. Looks like a tight/short foreskin.
Either way, it doesn't matter. I HOPE you faggots don't mind if a man is cut or uncut. Right? We've matured on this subject. RIGHT??
>come to /hm/ for Justin Bieb's nudes
>first thread on front page
/hm/ FUCKING DELIVERS
Yes. Jayde Pierce. The black man. Actually read the shit before posting next time tard. Or better yet, instead of posting go back to school and actually learn to read and write this time.
since this is horrifying, here's a sharpened version. not that it's much better RE: polishing turd image. looks like they're prob video stills, so maybe there's other HD photos out there.
tbqh, he does look uncut. (not that i care either way)
i mean it's possible. we'll probably find out soon enough. the shadows or w/e make it looks like it comes to a 'point', like extra skin drooping down... so that's why it looks uncut to me.
these were taken one after the other and it's so weird bc on the left it looks like he's very uncut like with a hole on the tip. but on the right it looks two-toned and glans showing. he could have pulled it back but his arms are in the same position
Both of those make it look like he's fairly obviously cut, to me. But it's still too hard to say for sure.
By the way, corcumsion is not nearly as rare in Canada as a lot of people seem to make it seem. Given the year Bieber was born, I'd chalk it up to close to a 50/50 chance.
Doubt it because he's returned to Christ and felt bad about his last nudity scandal because of his younger fans. It's a shame because why shouldn't pop music have a male who flaunts their sexuality by getting nude?
/b/ were saying that it probably looked the way it did because he'd just finished fucking the hambeast. Retracting foreskin blah blah blah don't ask me how that shit works.
>The best we got out of that was Matt Smith and that one guy people thought was Dave Franco for five minutes
seriously. only males we got from that thing were hulk hogan's retarded son and the lochness monster from doctor who. like i'm p sure guys would have more nudes on their phones than girls. the hackers probb just didn't care
that's literally false, before 96/97 circumcision was free in Canada and most got it done. Anyone born after that has a good chance of being uncut.
I love all these Twitter girls trying to justify their guilt by saying "oh its just a dick calm down lol smh ftfw xD" but when j-law's nudes leaked all these bitches were up in arms all keyboard warriors and shit.
>Justin Bieber has a bigger dick than I do
UP IS DOWN
BLACK IS WHITE
A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU
How can a board full of gay men not understand the difference between flaccid and erect
jesus fucking christ
>the guy in the white robe
The "guy" is actually FEMALE model and socialite Jayde Pierce, who is most famous for her current occupation of sucking JB's cock on the daily.
Sorry, guys, this isn't the gay sex scandal we've all been waiting for... though legitimate nudes ARE a decent runner-up prize
In 1994-95, the newborn circumcision rate in Ontario was 29.9%.The Canadian Paediatric Society (1996) offered an estimate of 48 percent for the prevalence of male circumcision in Canada in 1970.
You are wrong. If he was in nova scotia or quebec it would be very unlikely.
I think we were all expecting him to have a babydick, so seeing that it's a decent looking average is blowing a lot of minds right now and they're seeing something that isn't there. Give it a month or so, people will calm down and adjust.
you're supposed to grab your crotch when you say that, you know. at least have the decency to post a pic with it
on the current subject, does anyone have some of those really good fake nudes of Biebs? I've seen several floating around for a couple years on and off, but never saved them
okay so me and justin bieber are 3 years apart, I was born in ontario and I can agree most likely he is uncut, ive hooked up with enough guys around my age to basically say that almost 90% of guys that age are uncut. Most cut guys my age are asian guys
>How can a board full of gay men not understand the difference between flaccid and erect
This thread is filled with 15 year old girls who have never seen a penis in their entire life.
What the shit?
>Britney is the only artist in history to ever get 2 singles to debut at No.1
>she holds the record for the highest and best selling album in its debut week by a female artist
> the first and currently the only artist ever to get all of her albums to debut at No.1
>she is currently the highest paid performer in Las Vegas, higher than Celine Dion and Elton John
>she is currently holding the record for the fastest selling residency ever in Las Vegas
> in 2011 she broke the worldwide record for the most airplayed song ever, twice in the same year, for Hold It Against Me and then I Wanna Go
> Baby One More Time still holds the recording for the first song ever to get the No.1 spot in every country it charted in, and its her first single ever
Bitch please, Bieber had only one No.1 single, meanwhile Britney got her 1st No.1 single while Justin was 4 fucking years old
>Why do I feel like this is shopped?
Because you're retarded. This has been confirmed real. If anything, he's probably post-coital from fucking A GIRL.
>And do straight guys manscape?
Just purely based on personal experience/anecdote, but gay guys seem more concerned in the current moment about "natural hair" than straight guys. I'd say an equal amount if not more straight guys also landscape their nethers.
He has already been noticed multiple times throughout the few threads that have exploded since the pics came out. Someone else had a name for him but I dont feel like looking for it
Oh man.. the irony of calling someone retarded and then totally misinterpreting two very simple comments...
Nobody said they thought he was gay. We all know about his affairs with women. Now if you want to continue embarrassing yourself go ahead
this thread is littered with dumb comments like 'do straight guys even manscape herp derp'. fags so thirsty they will interpret any sign as 'proof' of gayness. the only one who should be embarrassed is your backpedaling ass.
Why should I have scoured the thread to disprove your stupidity? Those are different people, my comment had nothing to do with them. The burden of responsibility isn't on me. Also you seem to be unaware of what backpedaling means, but I'm glad you took my advice of continuing to embarrass yourself
Wait. If these are the before shots (as he was going for a skinny dip to cool off after fucking that jungle monkey) then why aren't there any of his shiny, wet body when he got out >>1236085
Or is this it and the potatoe quality is mattefying the sheen.
well, film was made to be enlarged (literally printed in a darkroom on an enlarger) which is why brad's photo is better q. the pap who shot these probably couldn't get anywhere close and was relying on some type of digital zoom, hence spud quality.
I've been obsessing about the possibility of this leak for so fucking long. I can't even believe I'm saying this but I don't think I could even jack off to this. The detail is absolutely miserable. What a disappointment.
if these were taken one after the other then I'd say it's pretty conclusive that he's cut. the skin couldn't magically pull back in such a split second like that. we're saying a pretty obvious two-tone/glans showing on the right, but the one on the left (I would say) is far less conclusive because the details are just so obscured. My guess is that something went wonky with the quality when the photo on the left was taken, whereas the one on the right is showing the more accurate detail. Also, the tip even on the left is kind of pinkish in colour, suggesting that we are actually seeing the glans.
>Posts about talentless bitch who did 99% of her live shows lip syncing on a board about JB's nudes
You Britney fans wanna beleive she's anything but shit so badly. Your desperation is showing and it's ugly.
>Lounge about naked outside
>Oh no paparazzi saw me
I gave him too much credit. I actually thought he wouldn't really give a shit and just get on with his life
Maybe it's just his lawyers trying to jew out some cash to inflate their wallets though
I think when people try to estimate his cock size they don't express or realize two things:
1. He is really short/small so in comparison to his body his dick may seem bigger when it could be average or even under avg.
2. There seems to be a split in people saying he's big/he's small. I think a lot of people saying he is small are just people that don't like him or had a preconceived notion. He is really polarizing and almost everyone used to hate him. But I also think that males who are growers think it will abgrow to get even bigger, and males who stay the same size think it's not going to get bigger. Nobody knows which he is until he releases a vid of him getting hard :)
>wretched wigger cunt
the very best characterisation of justin beiber yet !
this from the urban dictionary:
A punk wigger kid who's so up his own ass that he uses ghetto words like "aight" and has two albums with the same name.
"Justin Bieber" can also be used to describe someone who hasn't hit puberty or who acts like a wigger.
Agent - "Justin, you have a crowd of twelve year olds in hoodies who want autographs!"
Justin Bieber - "Aight dawg, just let me chill for a minute and I'll be out, aight?."
man i haven't heard/used the word 'wigger' since the early 00s, but it certainly hasn't aged well. pretty much any white person in the r&b/rap game has built their empire on appropriating black culture. no one throws shade at justin timberlake and he is just as guilty as jb (not to mention jt throwing janet jackson under the bus at the superbowl, she's the one whose career was ruined over that).
i have no strong feelings either way toward the biebz, but i feel like criticizing him for using "black" slang (which, to be real, most of this has entered the pop culture/mass media sphere and belongs to everyone at this point) and calling him a "wigger" is just this redirected racism towards black people.
No he's short. Shorter than mark wahlberg who's 5' 7" at best. This was on tmz just the other day.
2 or 3 inch difference. He's fucking small.
I would very much like to see the uncensored version of this one!
You may think I'm crazy, but I think Bieber actually wanted these photos to come out. I think he's proud of his body, feels he has nothing to be ashamed of, and it helps get him some publicity.
Strategically, he did it brilliantly. He couldn't "release" a photo, and it couldn't come from a girl he slept with or an ex or something. But going for a nude swim and getting caught by a photographer with a telephoto lens? That's the most innocent way to show your dick as possible. Even more innocent than Lenny Kravitz splitting the crotch of his pants live on stage.
He manages to show his dick and his diehard fans actually feel *sorry* for him, rather than relate to him as a manwhore, because there's nothing inherently sexual about the photos. He gets to be a "victim" of the paparazzi, and girls will like him more, all while shutting up everyone who kept saying he has a small dick after the Calvin Klein underwear ad campaign controversy.
Scooter Braun thought this up, including the fake lawsuit to sell it as real and cement Bieber's victimhood, making girls love him more, and shutting up the guys who said he has a small dick. They've got nothing on him now. He's a hot young millionaire in great shape with two hit songs on the radio right now, who fucks supermodels with his big Canadian dick. Brilliant move Scooter. Brilliant.
Because it just wouldn't be a Bieber thread without his creepy "daddy" making an appearance.
"uncut is gross"
"mutilation is sexy"
fuck off you Jewish American piece of filth, how bout stop mutilating kids before they are given the choice of something that changes their lives forever and really has nothing to fucking do with you. Man i love decreasing pleasure because were too fucking stubborn to realize we got it wrong 200 years ago, that's why you cunts are always gonna have kids shooting up schools, you don't learn and even if you do you're too proud to change... dunno what the fuck you are proud of though.
this. i really don't understand how retarded americans are to keep mutilating small boys with women loving it while there are huge campaigns going on to stop the same thing happening to girls. sexism in a nutshell i guess.
I myself have pretty much gotten over it since I really didn't have a say in the matter as an infant. I'm totally anti-circumcision now but there's not much I can do for my own cut dick now, is there?
Fuck whoever made sexual attraction. Fuck them. It physically hurts how much I want to wreck his ass, and have him wreck mine. Why?!?
circumcision is what makes people shoot up schools? take that info to the FBI, they'll love you for making the connection.
uncut dicks ARE gross, sooner you realize that, the sooner you'll (maybe) get some and stop being such a jelly saltbag.
You're so keen to have yourself flayed. Ramsay Bolton would love you
I like how all the non-nude photos are clear as day.
Pic: serving transgender realness
But after seeing the uncensored pics, I feel pretty sure this was all staged and he probably fluffed himself before walking out where he knew cameras were present
not what i was suggesting, but now that you say it, america is the one of the only countries that still does circumcision as the "norm", and oh look you have school shootings, maybe you are onto something, no pleasure and guns that toddlers can buy from milk bars equals mass school shootings, hows it feel having more mass shootings this year than days that have past? Enjoy your high mortality rate and your low pleasure rate.
I have never seen anyone so upset about what other people's dicks look like.
Like holy shit if you like being uncut so much why are you lashing out THIS fucking hard? You sound an awful lot like those in the closet homophobes who will project their homophobia at the drop of a hat but secretly just want to feel another man against them.
from the looks of it, the pap took photos from the water on a boat, which would explain the need for digital zoom. someone was creepin from far away in their speedboat.
tbh i wouldn't be surprised if the pixels are all we get.
Cutting for Jews is deeply part of their culture and religion unlike Americans that have no connection only social pressure & stigma & ignorance.
They don't mutilate at infancy, even they see infant mutilation as wrong.
Nowhere near the extreme of genital slaughter rates found in the US nor does Canada contain the social stigma found in US.
Ya no lol good bait.
>"Cock is cock"
If there really was this level of indifference we wouldn't have a need to mutilate millions of infants every year or spend thousands in fraudulent Jewish science journals to sustain social stigma or even care to shit post on this board about it. Genital mutilation is immoral and your indifference shows that you think it is okay which is a problem.
>cut vs uncut debate
>le edgy master trolles
This thread has combined everything I hate into one big pile of decaying fecal matter. Congratulations to each and every one of you.
Damn I have no interest in Justin but I kinda wanna climb his dad. Im guessing Justin already has the honor of doing that regularly though. Lucky bitch
Most of the hottest men on earth are uncut, ALL of ISIS is cut.
Go fuck yourself. Uncut is hot and some aren't. just a lot of cut cocks are hot and many aren't. But intact is the natural way ... Cut is for religitards.