post your best pics here
>>1306683
is that Peto Coast?
I've been waiting for this so long!!!! Leather lover! *_*
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Alright /hm/ let me tell you two stories and then let me ask you a question
>It's 2015
>Be me, 21 years old, fat, home-schooled, repressed virgin that lives up in the mountains with Christian fundamentalist parents.
>No sexual experiences at all, other then jacking off on chatroullete sites
>Loves to jack off on chatroullete for older men
>Start reading craigslist ads posted by older men for younger "jack off buds"
>read these kinds of ads for years, they always make me super hard. It's my biggest sexual fantasy to jack off with an older guy.
>Always imagine myself losing my virginity to the perfect person of the same age as me/under a full moon/romantic perfection all that crap.
>One day decide to fulfill my fantasy and answer one of the craigslist ads. Guy's name is Dirk, he's an older man, and his picture is kinda cute. We decide to "watch porn and jack off."
>Tell my parents I'm going out job hunting (not actually a lie) and drive down out of the mountains into a small town about half-an-hour away
>After I'm done job hunting I drive over to Dirk's house. I'm scared yet aroused, I even bought pepper spray.
>Drive up, Dirk is standing on his front porch. He's a slightly overweight 40-something Latino bear dilf.
>ohgodit'smyfetish.jpg
>He invites me in. My heart is thumping. He feels me up, I like it but I still flinch when he touches me. I tell him I've never done anything like this before.
>He nods and smiles, then we go inside.
>His house is clean and he has a sheet over the couch with some lube and porn out.
>I sit down on one end of the couch and he sits down on the other end.
>We chat for a bit. He asks how much I'm willing to do, I'm blunt and say that I "don't want to lose my virginity to a guy I met on craigslist."
2.5
>We pick out a porn to watch.
>He starts it, then stands up and drops his pants. I can see his entire ass, just out there. It's so big and bearish, I'm instantly rock hard. He sits down and starts stroking his dick unabashedly. It's not that great desu, kinda small chod and he's a little too plump for me, but there's a ripple of muscle under his fat belly and he has a stubbly beard and deep brown eyes. He's probably a 5/10 but I'm thinking he's a 7 or 8/10, just cause he hits me right in the daddy issues.
>I pull out my cock sort of timidly, it's fully erect and (a lot) bigger then his. He eyes it and complements me. That makes me harder.
>We stroke for awhile, then I ask him if I can touch his. He lets me, and we stroke eachother. It feels weird. The feeling of his rough, callused hands on my sensitive cockhead makes me drip with precum.
>He asks if he can blow me, and I say yes.
>He blows me. Years of death-grip masturbation has deadened my cock to sensations, so it doesn't really feel like anything. He mentions that he loves eating ass, and I tell him to go for it, so he does. I love the feeling of his scrubbly beard on my taint but the actual ass-eating is meh, not as crazy-amazing as I had always imagined.
>I ask him if I can finger him, and he says yes, and so I do.
>His ass is clean as a whistle and much warmer and softer then I could ever imagine. I want to suck his cock and fuck him but I'm to shy to ask. After awhile he gets out a toy, it's a double-sided plastic toy, one side is hard anal beads and the other is a prostate massager. He asks me to put the prostate massager in him but I ask if I can fuck him with the beads, he says yes and he gets on all fours and I fuck him with the toy for awhile. I love it, but then he asks me to stop, so I do.
(no idea what happened to my numbering system, last post was 2, this post is 3)
>I ask him to finger me
>He slides a finger inside me. Fuckmanitfeelssogood.exe
>One finger fills me up
>I lay on my back while he penetrates my hole with his finger. He starts thrusting with it, fingerbanging me. I get super into it. The porn on the T.V. is forgotten. He's leaning over me, panting and jacking himself off, while I furiously masturbate with his finger in my ass. I get vocal, ask him to finger me harder, deeper. We lock eyes, my young blue eyes staring into his deep brown eyes. It feels so good, I feel my balls clenching up and my ass tightening around his finger, then I spew my cum all over his face and his beard and my chest. I don't even bother to catch it like normal. It's one of the best orgasms I've ever had, I pump out tons of cum.
>He pulls his finger out of me as my post-orgasm mental state sets in
>Oh fuck what did I just do
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>He sweeps his hand across my chest and gets a fistful of my cum, then starts beating off with it.
>I feel violated (he didn't ask if he could take my cum) but don't say anything because I'm aware of how stupid that train of thought is.
>I ask if I can take a shower to clean up the cum before it dries.
>I'm visibly shaken and upset
>He says yes and looks at me with concerned brown eyes.
>I shower off, I take a little longer then I probably should in some one else's shower. He has a shower shot, a home enema system I've often admired on adult toy websites.
>I get out of the shower, go back out into the living room and start to get dressed. He's sitting on the couch, soft and silent. It doesn't look like he finished.
>"You want me to finish you, man?" I ask, without much enthusiasm. He says no.
>"The sex was great" he says.
>I say we didn't have sex, he didn't stick his dick inside me.
>He says we had a sex-like experience.
>I leave quickly
>In the car I feel so confused. Did I just lose my virginity? I don't feel molested or violated, everything was consensual and the escalation was entirely off of my requests. I googled up tons of stuff. "Does a blowjob count as loosing your virginity?" "Does getting fingered count as sex?" The internet gives no clear answer. I have no idea if I'm still a virgin or not. After awhile I decide that losing my virginity, if I did lose it at all, to a 47-year-old Latino bear I met on craigslist is something I regret, but most people regret how they lost their virginity so it's no big deal. (And then I realized it was a lot like Finch and Stifler's mom, which made me laugh because Finch was the character I identified the most with in American Pie.)
>guy sends me this wanting to meet up
>fuck yeah
>... he says he's 64 years old
>¿¿¿
I've never been this weirdly conflicted before
He is Swedish and looks quite ugly.
>>1324054
Did he have an accident? You would not be impressed with a 64 year old body.
Not that big desu
I have a hardcore foot fetish. I have an especially hardcore foot fetish for Justin Bieber's toes and feet.
I often wonder what Justin Bieber's feet taste like? I wonder what it would be like to suck his sweaty toes and to eat the salty toe jam deposits and sock lint found stashed between his meaty toes?
>Justin Bieber & male celebrity feet thread
>>1320484
>>1320484
>>1320486
Load me up with Australian guys
>>1324041
Start a thread and I might
>>1324042
...is this not a thread?
>>1324044
You didn't start it correctly you lazy fucker
/fit/ started a 'jock hypno' thread.
100% confirmed gayer than us, but seriously, is there more?
>>1323773
>>1323774
>>1323775
Who likes the domination?
Have you seen the french film with the boys in a boarding school who rape their classmates?
Hot as fuck.
>>1288586
Title?
I cannot remember. I think it was something like "Minuette's Savages" I am sure about the savages part. I used to see it all the time on tube sites but its gone now.
>>1266278
>lack of replies
>>1266278
>>1266540
I always thought he was cute as fuck in Breaking Bad. Am I alone here?
>>1320161
>>1320162
>>1320163
Old Thread: >>1309852 (archived and moved to /r/???)
To stop all the source threads deleting good content, a general source thread is required. /r/ doesn't do gay shit and mods ban/delete individual sauce threads.
How to obtain your source:
1) Post your picture or description
2) Post what you want (name, company, etc)
3) Post any information you have (where/when the picture is from, etc)
4) Wait for a mars/hm/allow to help you and then say thanks.
Together we can stop the 404ing of good porn.
Please use Google image search (and common sense) before posting in this thread.
Finally, please do not reply to users who ask for a source by creating their own thread. This removes porn from /hm/ and they should not be rewarded for their actions
A message to the moderator who moved the thread.
We have had 36 reincarnations of this thread with no problem. People have stopped posting individual sauce threads on /hm/ and use this actively. People prefer to use this thread instead of /r/ where we are mocked for being fags.
So I ask you, please do not move our threads away as the board will go back to its 2012 state. Thanks X
>>1316404
Wait, mods can move threads between boards nowadays? 4chan's software is really improving!
I asked /r/ but those are just wankers
vids of hot guys making out
http://www.myvidster.vom/video/26031211/GayForIteu_-_Kiss_straight
Austistic e-celebs that you think are attractive.
chubby guys you would fuck or fap to