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>>1363872
I have a vague recollection of it, mostly on account of how freaked out my mom was and how funny dad seemed to think it was, plus stories of when he'd tell us about it during later years.

Me and my brother were three years old probably almost four and we were playing in the bedroom, drawing and building shit and talking in our secret language I guess. Somehow or other our shorts came off and his penis was sticking straight out and we thought it was funny and we started playing with each others bits and pieces. I remember it seemed like great fun and we'd discovered something new to mess around in. We'd end up raising hell all the way through our school years, daring each other on to do crazy shit.

Anyway, mom hears us laughing and oohing and ahhing and she comes in from the ironing and sees us and starts screaming and we couldn't figure out what was wrong. Meanwhile, dad bursts in to see what all the ruckus was about, sees us standing there sans pants and mom losing her marbles and he starts laughing his ass off.

He finally gets her all quieted down and gets her twat patted so she's not blowing an aneurysm or something and pulls our pants back up and tells us we can have fun with them later, but not to do it in front of anyone because it was like picking our noses and stuff.

Dad seemed delighted and spent the rest of the night trying not to laugh in front of her, while she just glared at us and our sister who was much older wondering what the flark was going on.

Toddlers play and we were twins and it was innocent at the time and this is something we still laugh about occasionally when we get drunk together.

I think the next crazy thing we discovered was farting on each other, to give you an idea how non-sexual this stuff was: kids discovering things about their bodies.

The only bummer to this memory is the fact that neither one of us can remember our secret language, but at that time, it was pretty much of a thing.

Oh yeah, I'm gay; he's not.

>>1363872

That's kinda hot that your dad said it's okay to play with your dick

I bet he jacked himself off after thinking about his boys playing with themselves

>>1363880
I'm not OP.

And, no, I do not think he fapped to it. I think it just struck him as innocent and funny and he was probably also proud that his twin boys finally discovered their dicks.

Dad was hung and so are we and I can remember us being naked at the Y in the shower room in our teens and him strutting around with the two of us, sort of showing us off to everyone. That kind of thing.

Really, our mom was a twat and all I can ever remember is her complaining about stuff. When they finally split, she left and he raised us and got rehitched and we really liked 'Mom2' as we called her.

>>1379036
For a gay porn performer he does quite well acting his lines in the story.

>>1379036
Cause old queers like twinkish boys and in his first movies he looks like 15 yo. He is nothing special.

>>1379036
A boyish face.

Anyone?

>>1381911

Where neither knows is a little rare for hard sex. Often its just grainy security camera footage. Usually, at least one person knows, or else its just fappers.

Just keep trying searches, Im sure you will find something Pornhub, Gayboystube, gaymaletube

Yea, that's pretty much all I could find as well. Thanks though!

Name?

>>1379498
who da fuck is he omg

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>>1379498
Is that really your writing or did you steal it from nifty or something?

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Sigh, No one ever reads the wiki. You gotta post more than one pic.

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bump

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>>1379868

Delete this post.

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Maybe like this

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love hair

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>>1378421

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do i count?

>>1382000
Be mine

>>1373206
I've scoured the depths of the internet for his nudes and can find none

>>1373229
I've heard recently that adam has a photo of him looking seductively near a window

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PS We haven't really admitted we're gay to each other but I both know we are (refers to his mate as "partner", etc.)

So he's already taken...
Hit him up to hang out outside the club for something. Drinks, games, movies, whatever normal people do. Normal people don't ask friends to come over to see you nude.

>>1381146
Do you really think quiet, introverted people like ourselves are into that stuff? We met at a fucking scrabble club where old ladies go.

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Noah Matous. Staxus and Czech Hunter.

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Johnny Rapid. Biggest slut in gay porn.

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Justin Owen.