What the fuck was his problem?

>>995221
Being a pretentious tit.

>>995253
Making people like you assravaged

He wanted to take the shit out of everyone.

Absolute madman.

>>995221
I am so sick of voltair. This fucking cunt always comes here like a smug fucking dick thinking he's hot shit. He's not that clever

>>995281
kek

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>>995221
There was no problem, he simply wanted to let everybody know that the agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

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For people who don't like him, this is literally the anti-Voltaire.

>>995221

He's French.

>>995318
Holy fucking shit dude, this just gets funnier to me every time

I'm fucking sick of seeing the face of a gay frank making fun of an empire that lasted for 500+ years, what a fucking faggot he was, I wish he was born a bit later so he can see the decay of his own """""kingdom""""""

He's right you know

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>>995307
Fuck of faggot, do not diss the official king of /his ..

>>995307
t. Otto
>>995338
t. Man made of gold

>>995342
Diogenes?

>>995347
Why would Charlemagne want Voltaire to see the destruction of his kingdom?

>>995221
top-tier shitposter. literally a mastermind

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>>995326

He looks like a guy that is tired of witty remarks from a particular man

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>>995350

Diogenes is a funny man that I would kill last. He's no KANG to me.

>>995350
Didn't exist

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>it's a Rousseau chokes up and holds back tears after his idol tears him a new asshole episode
I pray I never know this feel.

>>995318
>>995326
Literally Pepe and Wojak.

>>995221
He hated Jews.

>>995307
For you

>>996349
Who in pre-WW2 Europe didn't?

>>996349
>Hates Germans
>Hates Jews
>Mocks everyone
>Smug as fuck
So Voltaire is basically /his/ personified.

>>996619
>Hates Germans
Wasn't he great buddies with Frederick the Great?

>>996623
Didn't Frederick hate Germans, too?

>

>>996623
It is said that Voltaire was disgusted by the degree of publicly displayed homosexuality at Frederick's court.

>>996665
Frederick himself was gay. Sissy German boys.

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>>996842
SWIGGITY SWOOTY, COMIN' FOR THAT BOOTY.

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>>995307
>How dare you mock the honors rendered to Voltaire in the temple of which he is the god, and by the priests who for fifty years have been living off his masterpieces?

>>996623

Frederick was a massive Francophile. Probably would've sucked a French peasants cock if it allowed him to be reborn as one of them.

>>999524
What self respecting german wouldn't want to become a superior Frenchman?

>>995318
>>995326
>>996054

let the memes begin

>>996619
Ironically, many Germans of that time idolized Voltaire, include Frederick. Goethe even went as far as called him greatest writer ever.

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>>995326
>Voltaire is smug
>Joseph-Marie is sad
Do you see what I see?

>>999528
Name one Frenchman that achieved something more monumental than the work of Gutenberg, Goethe, Copernicus, Kant, or Beethoven.

>inb4 Napoleon

He was a wop and you know it.

>>1000426

Descartes comes to mind. He pretty much gave birth to modern psychology, and philosophy of mind.

>>1000426

Copernicus is Polish

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>>1000426

>An American with a German hard on