>tfw no qt Grenadier de la Garde impériale gf

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>>971873
>Grenadier
>gf

Prepare for some butch 6' 2" bulldyke who probably knows more about polishing her musket than sucking dick.

>>971892
She can polish my musket anytime.

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>tfw no lewd Chasseurs à Cheval gf

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>>971892
She had a nude scene right? I think I'll be jerking off to her tonight.

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>>971901
I get you bro.

>>971933
Im curious in an academic sense. What do you find attractive in her?

>>971892
>Prepare for some butch 6' 2" bulldyke who probably knows more about polishing her musket than sucking dick.
Well, I wasn't on board with this idea, but now I'm going to go lube up.

>>971951
I want her to shove that up my ass.

>>971873
She's standing out of formation the boots are wrong

Zero out of fucking ten kill yourself

>>972000
There's also no flint.

>>971987
I'd have a hard time itemizing it, but I don't consider her ugly at all, just not "attractive" and aggressive sex with a dominant female partner is a fun idea. Being the penetrator is tiring and being snoo-snoo'd sounds nice for a change.

Then there's the idea that under her tough exterior, a woman still exists that hasn't been treated as such for a long time. Reminding her of femininity through my cock sounds fun too.

>>972000
She's posing for a field painting and others are out of position too. They're obviously running peace time drills.

>>972014
then why is the tree on fire and smoke and ash in the wind?

>>972085
Live fire drills. duh.

>>972009
Women don't need to ride dick to be reminded of their femininity, bruh

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>Tfw no big strong french bf to /his/ roleplay with and treat you like his little rosbif

>>973445
I'll remind you of your femininity bro

>>973510
Fuck my ass bro I dare you

>>971873
>>971892
>>971926
>>971933
>>973490
Disgusting.

>>972085
Poorly constructed bonfire.

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>>971873
>ywn have a gf that enjoys history as much as you do
>ywn have deep conversations about philosophy with someone who understands you

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>>973771
>tfw your gf only likes shallow nihilism

>>973771

I have that too, as my right hand turns the pages whenever I read a book

>>973721
>Sarközy
>French

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>>973711
*unzips dick*

>>971873
You may not believe me but I've masterbated to this idea before

Theres a hot pic for exactly what your looking for somewhere, try rule 34 marie antoinette.

>>973946
What's the name? I've only got that gif.

>>973946
As someone who's worked in retail, I can assure you: most people are equally retarded.

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what the fuck is this thread

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>>974149
Cute historical girls.

>>971999
>up your ass
I'm afraid you don't understand what that is lad

>>974141
As someone who manages retail employees, fuck you.

>>973721
I'd rather be a manlet with that wife than tall and alone.

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>>973721

>>974154
I SAID

UP

MY

ASS

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>>974153
Might as well post these 4

>>975061
Shit this is qt, what's it from?

>>975098
iqdb is your friend. Same artist as OP