Was voltaire ever married?

Is that a Voltaire buttplug?

>Confucius
>Buddha
>Aristotle
>Nietzsche
>Voltaire

All great men, and all unmarried. Clearly philosophical geniuses are either insufferable or just have no patience for the fairer sex.

>>960867
Geniuses of all stripes tend to be pretty strange motherfuckers.

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>>960867
Buddha was married though.

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Finally a Voltaire thread. It's been almost half a day since the last one, i was getting worried.

>>960887
wtf man why does buddha look like a pretty girl here

>>960867

"We only had 5 great men in history, and they all happen to be unmarried!"

Hmm nice cherry picking.

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>holy
>matrimony

>>960867
pretty sure Aristotle was married, with a son.
so was Buddha

>>960845

No. he spent too much time fucking other peoples wives.

>>960892
>tfw you will never ever fuck a trap Buddha

>>960971
With that smug expression on his face the entire time.

>>960867
Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Locke, Hume, Kant, Beethoven, Newton ..... too, so many of them

>>960892
No, that is how Indians paint male characters, in reality he was a muscular and bearded guy.

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>>960994
That bastard

>>960845
No, he was a wise man and wished Death for humanity by celibacy!

>>960867
Socrates was married, in fact, a lot of his wisecracks come from this
>By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher

Well no, he was Fredrick the Great's lover.

>>960915
underrated

>>961482
That woud have been Rosseau.

>>960915

great post