It's 2016 and God realises that modern technology and science

...

...hedoes'tdo'nything?

idk, make a bible app for android and mac?

>>949506
Check myself into a mental asylum

Wake up, think about the weird dream I had, and go on with my life.

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>>949529

>>949506
Pray, attend church, and keep my faith to myself as Jesus taught instead of evangelizing obstinately.

Maybe masturbate less.

>>949506
>2016
>sleeping

AHHHHHH

>>949506
Die happy

Tell him to solve his problems, I have enough of my own.

>>949506
I live a devout life but stay out of other people's business as much as possible, as I realize it took a direct, personal experience with God to make me a believer and understand that this will be the deciding factor for other people who are on the fence.

>>949506
Take my meds, I'm slipping again, it seems.

>>949506
Start working with the homeless, maybe live on a diet of puss.

>>949506
Actually try to live a more devout and moral life.
I'm probably going to end up a saint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyLjbMBpGDA

>>949506
This is actually happening in places where the Word of God cannot reach. Men and women are having dreams of a faceless man in a brilliant white robe holding out His arms to them.

You to go that man; you go to Jesus. You become one of His.

Satan has used technology and pseudo-science to convince people that angels, demons and God don't exist.

Good job atheists, you fell for it.

>>949506
Start spreading the good word using well-reasoned arguments supported by evidence. I either get called crazy, or I'll be getting a message from the Vatican telling me to come on over. Either way, I spread the good word.

Well, I did receive a mystical vision of a bunch of singing angelic beings in a dream, when I was reading the Pentateuch for the first time.

Less than a year later, I'm a post-theist and kind of addicted to the history of religions and mythologies.

Travel to the Vatican City and tell the pope that I'm taking over

What a stupid thread.

>>949506
Climb to the top of the nearest clock tower with my Remington model 700 and await further instructions

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>>949506
Having learned that contemporary Christian tales are true, I pledge my soul to Lucifer and get peppered for demonic antics.

>>949506
Not hard for me

>>950681
Team satan all the way! gud is just a little bitch who cant do anything real not like my homeboy lucifer he is so chill and let me fuck his demon girls.

>>953156
Good plan

Maaaahhhhh the French champaign

>>950681
> Implying it's not Loki who have convinced Europeans that it's not only a single God, but that said God came from the middle east of all places.
He's fucking laughing in Asgard as we speak, because there's people actually taking his spoof seriously.

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>>949506
>he talks to you in your sleep

Wake up and tell myself how silly my dream was

>>949513
>>949511
underrated posts

>>950638
>faceless man
>must be Jesus

>>949506
>He did that without resolving theological questions, or at least which branch of Christianity is right.
Thanks for making me more confused, Jesus.